Every Office Boy We Know Draft 2

EVERY OFFICE BOY WE KNOW
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Kabeer Ahmed
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101 EXT. SMOKING AREA-DAY
In a two shot, Santosh is talking to an employee, while

smoking.
SANTOSH
Ek din bhi agar chutti le lun na,
toh yeh poora office Chai-Chai ka
mauhtaaj ho jaayega... Chodiye ab
kya bataatein kitni mehnat hai...
Off-screen we hear a voice calling “Santosh, ek coffee”. The

camera opens to a wide 3 shot and reveals another office boy
standing next to Santosh and listening to the conversation.
SANTOSH (CONT'D)
(To office boy)
Dedo ek coffee Dedo!
TITLE PACKAGING:EVERY OFFICE BOY WE KNOW
SUPER: B FOR BIAS
102A INT. OFFICE-DAY
A senior employees walks up to Santosh.
SENIOR EMPLOYEE
Santosh, Niche jaa raha hai toh 5
mild le aana?
SANTOSH
(smilingly)
Abhi Chale jaayenge madam!
WIPE TRANSITION:
102B INT. OFFICE-DAY
A junior employee walks up to Santosh.
JUNIOR EMPLOYEE
Santosh, neeche jayega kya abhi?.
SANTOSH
(smartly Evading)
Jaaunga... 7-8 ghante mein... Kuch
urgent hai?
2.
The junior employee gets confused by this timeline of

Santosh’s and starts walking towards the door. Santosh smirks
with triumph.
SUPER: THE MOBILE ADDICT
103A INT. COFFEE MACHINE-DAY
Santosh is laughing hysterically, as he watches a funny

musically video while boiling some water. The video plays on
the screen in PIP.
SANOTSH
Chutiya!
CUT TO:
Santosh is recording a musically video on the song “Teri

tijori ka sona nahi, Dil hai humara khilona nahi.
(Reference:Gutkha bhai musically videos)
Santosh is in conversation with another employee.
SANTOSH
Tinder Hindi font nahi leta kya?
Kyunki Whatsapp toh leta hai!
The employee gets weirded out by this random and ridiculous

question/observation.
103C INT.OFFICE-DAY
Santosh is busy joking with a friend on a video call.

Suddenly, a few people enter the room and Santosh leaves.
103D INT.OFFICE-DAY
Santosh is again on a video call. He is guiding the person on

the line on how to talk on a video call.
SANTOSH
Arey yeh maatha ka massa kyun dikha
rahe ho? Thoda dur rakho phone
ko...
Suddenly a few people enter the room for a meeting. Santosh

smiles at them and leaves the room.
3.
103E INT.OFFICE-EVENING
Santosh is on a video call with his wife. His face has a

strange mix of love and excitement. But mostly its lust.
SANTOSH
(borderline lust)
Kyaaa Bijli......Kitna roti banayi?
As the wife replies, an office boy enters the room.
SANTOSH (CONT’D)
Zara hold karna! (to Office boy)
Abey bhak saale! Nikal saala!
The office boy gets frightened and leaves immediately.
SANTOSH (CONT’D)
Betichod!(Pauses and then resumes
the video call). Sabji nahi banayi?
CUT TO:
103F INT.OFFICE-DAY
We see a stressed out employee working on her laptop.

Santosh, smilingly approaches the employee and says
SANTOSH
Madam! Ismein picture daal dijiye!
Avenger Anantmani ki jung.
The employee gulps her temper down and simply nods.
SUPER: AWKWARD MOMENTS
104A INT.OFFICE-DAY
An overweight person comes up the stairs and says “Hello” to

Santosh.
SANTOSH
Maana ki Mara hua haathi bhi sawa
laakh ka hota hai! Toh ab kya
sacchi mein mar jaayenge? Pilate
kariye warna jeevan bhar hilate
rahiye!
4.
Santosh see an employee working on her desk. The employee

looks a bit sad.
SANTOSH
Break up ho gaya kya Shruti Mam?
The girl looks at Santosh with an “excuse me?” expression on

her face.
CUT TO;
104C INT. COFFEE MACHINE AREA- DAY
We see Santosh noticing a boy texting on his phone. The boy

is smiling.
SANTOSH
Bahut chehek rahe hain! zyada
sexting na karna! Pata chala aaj
sweetu kal me too! Apna firestick
par thoda paani daaliye!
The boy gets weirded out by Santosh’s words.
SUPER: I.T. IN DISGUISE
105A INT.OFFICE-DAY
An IT personnel is struggling to fix the internet issue of

another employee.
IT PERSONNEL
Yeh Mac ka issue lag raha hai!
EMPLOYEE 1
Yaar aap IT mein ho!
Santosh, immediately slips into the conversation, asks the IT

guy to step aside and says.
SANTOSH
Server se connect kariye, naya IP
daal kar reset maariye aur phir
naya password daaliye. Ho jayega
connect.
The employee looks impressed. As Santosh walks by, he looks

at the IT personnel and taunts “ Mac ka problem hai”.
5.
105B INT.OFFICE-DAY
An employee connects a pen drive in to his laptop, but the

pen drive doesn’t respond.
EMPLOYEE 2
Arey yeh pendrive nahi chal rahi
hai!
Suddenly Santosh enters from behind, takes control of the

laptop, fixes the pen drive and says.
SANTOSH
(Swag)
Ex Fat mein format maarna hai!
Basic hai!
105C INT.OFFICE-DAY
Santosh is chilling with the IT personnel. An employee

approaches the IT personnel with a laptop.
EMPLOYEE 3
Sir, I think RAM ka issue hai,
bahut heat ho raha hai aur baar
baar hang ho raha!
The IT personnel looks puzzled. He looks at Santosh with the

hope of getting some help. Santosh, slowly closes his eyes,
nods at the IT personnel as if giving a signal. Then, in a
two shot, the IT personnel and Santosh look back at the
employee.
SANTOSH & IT PERSONNEL

(In Chorus)
Restart karke dekhlo!
SUPER: SAVAGE BY DEFAULT
106A INT. OFFICE-DAY
Santosh is collecting coffee from his boss’s table. The boss

is a visibly senior lady.
BOSS
Yaar Santosh aaj coffee mein maza
nahi aaya!
SANTOSH
Maza toh Appraisal mein bhi nahi
aaya madam!
6.
106B INT.OFFICE-DAY
Santosh sees a man keeping his dirty plate on the platform

instead of the sink. Santosh loses his shit.
SANOTSH
(Calm Menace)
Itna bada sink mein ek plate nahi
daal paa rahe hain, Aapki biwi toh
bahut hi pareshan hogi aapse!
CUT TO:
106C INT. WASHROOM- DAY
After finishing his business, as a man turns around at the

urinal, he finds Santosh standing right behind him.
SANTOSH
(Sarcastic)
Aapka kaam ho gaya ab hum soonghte
rahein! Dabaiye flush!
CUT TO:
SUPER: STAR AFTER PACK UP
107 INT.OFFICE PANTRY-DAY
Santosh keeps a tray inside the pantry.
SANTOSH
Chalo hum jaa rahe hain ghar!
Santosh enters the washroom in his office uniform.
But then, in slow motion, Santosh walks out of the washroom

with gelled hair and slick clothes. As Santosh walks out of
the pantry, his boss looks at him in amazement.
CUT TO:
108 CTA
Santosh is at the coffee machine. He presses a button.
SANTOSH (PTC)
Dekhiye abhi hum button dabaye! Ab
coffee aayega! Koi usey piyega aur
anand lega!
(MORE)
7.
SANTOSH (PTC) (CONT'D)

Waise hi aap bhi Arre ke subscribe
button ko dabaiye aur anand lijiye!
Video ko dekhke maza aaya toh like
kariye aur share kariye!
We hear somebody calling Santosh’s name. Santosh picks up the

coffee, puts it in a tray.
SANTOSH (CONT’D)
Aa rahe hain!
THE END

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EVERY OFFICE BOY WE KNOW

In a two shot, Santosh is talking to an employee, while

Off-screen we hear a voice calling “Santosh, ek coffee”. The

TITLE PACKAGING:EVERY OFFICE BOY WE KNOW

SUPER: B FOR BIAS

102A INT. OFFICE-DAY

A senior employees walks up to Santosh.

102B INT. OFFICE-DAY

A junior employee walks up to Santosh.

The junior employee gets confused by this timeline of

SUPER: THE MOBILE ADDICT

103A INT. COFFEE MACHINE-DAY

Santosh is laughing hysterically, as he watches a funny

Santosh is recording a musically video on the song “Teri

103B INT. OFFICE-DAY

Santosh is in conversation with another employee.

The employee gets weirded out by this random and ridiculous

Santosh is busy joking with a friend on a video call.

Santosh is again on a video call. He is guiding the person on

Suddenly a few people enter the room for a meeting. Santosh

Santosh is on a video call with his wife. His face has a

As the wife replies, an office boy enters the room.

The office boy gets frightened and leaves immediately.

We see a stressed out employee working on her laptop.

The employee gulps her temper down and simply nods.

SUPER: AWKWARD MOMENTS

An overweight person comes up the stairs and says “Hello” to

104B INT. OFFICE-DAY

Santosh see an employee working on her desk. The employee

The girl looks at Santosh with an “excuse me?” expression on

104C INT. COFFEE MACHINE AREA- DAY

We see Santosh noticing a boy texting on his phone. The boy

The boy gets weirded out by Santosh’s words.

SUPER: I.T. IN DISGUISE

An IT personnel is struggling to fix the internet issue of

Santosh, immediately slips into the conversation, asks the IT

The employee looks impressed. As Santosh walks by, he looks

An employee connects a pen drive in to his laptop, but the

Suddenly Santosh enters from behind, takes control of the

Santosh is chilling with the IT personnel. An employee

The IT personnel looks puzzled. He looks at Santosh with the

SANTOSH & IT PERSONNEL

SUPER: SAVAGE BY DEFAULT

106A INT. OFFICE-DAY

Santosh is collecting coffee from his boss’s table. The boss

Santosh sees a man keeping his dirty plate on the platform

106C INT. WASHROOM- DAY

After finishing his business, as a man turns around at the

SUPER: STAR AFTER PACK UP

107 INT.OFFICE PANTRY-DAY

Santosh keeps a tray inside the pantry.

Santosh enters the washroom in his office uniform.

But then, in slow motion, Santosh walks out of the washroom

Santosh is at the coffee machine. He presses a button.

SANTOSH (PTC) (CONT'D)

We hear somebody calling Santosh’s name. Santosh picks up the

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