A.S.S.

(Agents of Secret Stuffs)

Ainah’s Script
 SCENE 1

WAREHOUSE

*Voice Over*

 Georgina
 Berniece
 Flashlights

*Georgina is laying down on the floor*

Georgina: I know what you are thinking. This looks bad. But I assure you, I have everything under
contr-UGH.

*Berniece steps on Georgina’s face*

Georgina: Okay, maybe not.

Georgina: Ugh, such a dirty shoe.

SCENE 2

WAREHOUSE #2

 Georgina, Lemkova, Louissa, Livoria

 Chair, lights, breifcase

Georgina: First things first. I am not your average teenager. As long as I remember, I've been
trained to become an A.S.S., an Agent of Secret Stuff. For 15 years I've been trained alongside
with one of the coolest, boldest, most heartless killer of all the A.S.S.es, * voice over *

Georgina: 3 months ago, on the final day of my training, Lemkova brought me in front of a panel
*voice over*

Georgina: the highest ranked A.S.S.es. I am talking top quality A.S.S.

(Livoria, Louissa and Lemkova shows up)

Lemkova: Georgina, for the past 15 years you have been like a daughter to me.

Louissa: We've been on missions around the world, prevented various global disasters and saved
countless lives.

Livoria: And now, it is time to become an official Agent of Secret Stuff.

(Louissa lends the briefcase to Lemkova )

Lemkova: But, before I give you your Honorary Operative License Entitlement, your H.O.L.E.,

you have one more assignment you must complete.

Georgina: But...With all due respect, I devoted my life to training.

Louissa: You will follow orders!

Georgina: But... But why! I already did all the hard stuff.

Lemkova: We are A.S.S.es!

Louissa: We do not complain when things get too hard.

Livoria: We push on through, and we take it.

Georgina: But you said...

Lemkova: Enough!

Louissa: Please, tell Georgina her assignment

Livoria: Georgina, we need you for a special assignment that only you can execute!

Lemkova: The Society Involving Not-so-good Stuff, a.k.a. the S.I.N.S., they have been our mortal
enemies for decades.

Louissa : And now, they have found a new target, Antonio Punzalan, a high school senior.

SCENE 3:

SCHOOL

 Georgina, Louissa, Lemkova, Livoria, Antonio, Beiber, Berniece, Professor McGabriel, Students
 classroom

(Georgina touring the school)

Livoria: We need an agent on the inside. *voice over*

Lemkova: We believe that the S.I.N.S. have already infiltrated the school with assassins of their
own! *voice over*

Louissa: Your mission is to pose as a high school student and protect Antonio from impending
threats! *voice over*

Georgina: but… why are they after Antonio? *voice over*

LIvoria: That will be revealed in a later time, in like, 30 minutes? *voice over*

Louissa: We have already made preparations for your enrollment,a spot has been made available
in all of Antonio’s classes. *vo*

Livoria: He must not know that he is in danger! *vo*

Lemkova: This is a new world for you! High school students are the most dangerous and
misunderstood citizens that you will ever come across! *vo*

Louissa: You must operate cautiously. *vo*

Georgina: I will not fail.*vo*

(Georgina opens the classroom door)

Professor: Oh yea, come here. Guys, I need your attention just for one second.
*class is noisy*

Professor: Hey! Shut up. We have a new student. Her name is um... Belinda Camcam.
Obviously, yeah . Why don't you say Hi, Belinda

(Belinda waves her hand)

Professor: Right on man, you're gonna fit in perfectly. Why don't you take a seat in front of
Bieber there.

(bieber does a weird smile)

Professor: You guys open your book to Chapter 14.

(georgina seats)

Antonio: Hey, I'm Antonio, Can I help you with something?

Georgina: Hola! I’m “Bee-linin-da’’

Antonio: Isn't it pronounced as “Belinda’’?

Georgina: Is that what you want it to be? So it's gonna be like our code word for "danger"?

Antonio: What are you talking about?...

Georgina: You know, I'll be "Belininda 1", you'll be "Belininda 2".

Antonio: Are you okay?

Professor: Antonio, zip it up and shut your face hole. These kids are trying to learn.

Antonio: Thanks a lot. *sarcastic*

Georgina: You're welcome.

Berniece: Hey Antonio, can I borrow your pencil sharpener?

Antonio: Yeah sure, Berniece

Georgina : Suspect will acquire a pencil sharpening tool to convert the writer's thing into a
weapon by inserting the yellow thing into the green thing, the dull thing will turn into a sharp
thing. She will then proceed to jump behind her target while he is pre-occupied, and apply a
fatal impend weapon into her jugular artery! (*vo* while imagining)

Antonio: There you go.

Georgina: Give the sharpener back.

Berniece: What's your problem?

Georgina: What do you take me for, a fresh--man? Fresh—woman? *coughs* Give the sharpener
back.

Antonio: Belinda , what are you doing?

Berniece: Fine, Jeez. *returns the sharpener*

Antonio: What was that all about Belinda?

Georgina: Don't worry, I got you. "Belininda 2".

*bell rings*

Professor: Alright, class, that's it. Remember, Chapter 15! Read it... or not, it's your future.Oh
by the way, pop quiz next week! You guys know the drill.

Professor: Oh, Antonio, I'll need to speak with you after class, if you have a moment. Good work
today, guys. I was kidding. Remember these days, kids. You will miss them. See you tomorrow!

Antonio: yes sir?

Professor: I want to talk to you about the... the homecoming dance. I know it is kinda a thing
that you are planning with the student council. But we do have a lot of volunteering that is
coming up, you know, make sure you still have time to do that.

Antonio: No, definitely, it should be fine. We are almost done planning.

Professor: Okay alright, I trust you. You're not like the other bastards in this class. You're the
good one.

Antonio: Thanks, I appreciate it. Is that it?

Professor: Alright I'll see you later.

Antonio: Bye

(Georgina goes toward the professor)

Georgina: Don't you ever do that again.

Professor: Excuse me?

Georgina: I said, don't you ever do that again. Keeping Antonio in the room alone is not safe.

Professor: Oh yea, I forgot, you are right. I didn't know what I was thinking otherwise I'll... Who
the hell are you?

Georgina: Well, I am the new kid remember? You just introduced me.

Professor: Get the hell out of my class!

Georgina: I am glad that we had this talk.

SCENE 4

SCHOOL LOCKER

 Georgina, Antonio, Antonio’s friends, Pervert, Students

 Locker

Antonio: Oh hey! Your locker is next to mine.

Georgina: Yea, strange huh, Ha hahaha...

Antonio: Well if we gonna see each other this much, why don't we just start over. Hi, Belinda,
I’m Antonio, nice to meet you. *offers a handshake*
Georgina: nice to meet you too

Antonio: it’s called a handshake

Friend 1 : Hey Antonio!

Antonio: Oh hey, what's up, how are you?

Friend 1: I'm good. Did you finish that paper in English?

Antonio: No, not yet, it is due soon? In two days...

(Pervert looking at Antonio’s middle part)

Georgina : Suspect from across the hall is examining the target, her eyes indicate she is aiming
for the most exposed and vital area, his *toot* *vo* Only 3 steps away from pumping him with
barrages of bullet punches straight to his *toot* that will no doubt stop his heart forever for life!
*voice over*

Georgina: What are you looking at?!

Antonio: Bye Belinda!

Georgina: Bye!

Georgina: I said, what were you looking at?

(Georgina holds his shirt up)

Pervert: Chill out, Man, I'm just checking out Antonio's rack, he is looking especially hot today.

Georgina: His rack?

Pervert: Yea, man, his knockers.

Georgina: So you were trying to knock him!

Pervert: No, man, I am talking about his *toot*

Georgina: Oh, okay then, as long as you were not looking at that rib cage. You stay the hell
away from that rib cage!

SCENE 5

GYM COURT

 Georgina, Antonio, P.E Teacher, Trina, Students

 Rope, shuttlecock, racket

*p.e teacher whistles*

P.E teacher : Trina! New gal!

Trina: I'm gonna destroy you! Your face is gonna be so ugly when I am done with your face,
cause... it's kinda pretty right now

(georgina knocks trina down)

Trina: Ah.....! I wasn't ready! I want a rematch!

(Georgina saw Antonio holding a racket)

Georgina: Target is greatly outnumbered by opposition, each of them possesses some sort of
netted-stick weapon. Surrounded and unaware, he is vulnerable to attack from all directions!

*sm* while saving antonio’s life

(Georgina holds the shuttlecock in front of Antonio’s face)

Antonio: Belinda? Where did you come from?

Georgina: You almost took a shuttlecock to the face.

Antonio: But how did you...?

Trina: What are you doing, come on, let me go! How did I even get here, let me go! Come on!
(Trina yelling while tied up)

Antonio: How did you do that?

SCENE 6

GYM LOCKER

 Antonio, Georgina, Antonio’s Friends

 locker

Antonio: She's like... incredibly fast and strong.

(Georgina listening)

Friend 1: She's like a mystical creature that is fast and strong.

Friend 2: I know right, she's like a... a unicorn!

Friend 1&2: But a human... a "humicorn".

Antonio: Stop it guys, she's just different.

Friend 1: She's a freak.

Antonio: I don't know, I think she is kinda cute the way she takes everything so seriously. It's
kinda creepy... don't you think?

Friend 1: She's harmless; she's like a little puppy that just wants all your attention.

Friend 1&2: A "humicruppy"!

Antonio: You guys are ridiculous. Let's go.

Friend 1: I think Antonio has a crush.

 SCENE 7

SCHOOL HALLWAY

 Antonio, Georgina, Students

 Hallway, PisoMojado sign

"High school students are the most dangerous and misunderstood citizens that you will
ever come across!" *vo*

(Georgina pinches everyone’s neck in the hallway)

(Antonio saw everyone on the floor)

Antonio: What happened?

Georgina: Slippery floors...

Antonio: What?

Georgina: Probably didn't see the "PisoMojado" sign...

Antonio: The What?

Georgina: Yea, let's just...

Antonio: But what about my...

Antonio: Uhh... yea, so I hope you have a good first day at school.

Georgina: You're still alive, so it's a great day.

Antonio: Okay, I'll see you later.

SCENE 8

ANTONIO’S ROOM

 Antonio, Georgina
 Bed, Little Miss Double Rainbow Gay AF Cookies, Phone, pillows

Antonio: Hey, so I was talking to Mr. McGabrielabout the event coming right after homecoming.
I am gonna need a lot of help planningthat event. I don't know how...

Georgina: No...!

Antonio: Ah..! Oh my god! Get out of my room!

(Antonio throwing pillows to Georgina)

Georgina: Don't throw things... No!

Antonio: Get away from me! Ah...!

Georgina: Alright, I am not gonna hurt you. You just need to... just calm down, Okay?

Antonio: Okay...
Georgina: Are you trying to get yourself killed? Did you know what you just almost did but
didn't do because I didn't let you do what you wanted to do?

Antonio: Yes?

Georgina: No! You don't!

Georgina: Do you know what this is? This is Little Miss Double Rainbow Gay AF Cookies and
you almost eat them all the way. You don't even know who has handled this or who could have
poisoned this.

Antonio: What?

Georgina: Look, I've been trying to stay undercover but you are making this too damn difficult.

First, first you handed over a pencil sharpener to someone with a pencil. Do you wanna get stab
in the neck?

And then, you almost took a shuttle cock to your face. Do you know how much that hurts?

Have you ever have a shuttle cock to your face before?

No, you haven't. It hurts, I know. Now you are eating cookies, you're eating cookies! Do you
wanna get poisoned?...And fat? Your carelessness is driving me insane!

Antonio: I am driving you insane? My friends are right..you are a freak... I know exactly what
you are...

Georgina: Oh you do, alright then say it, say it out loud.

Antonio: Unicorn...

Georgina: What? Unicorns don't even exist, in North America, probably.

Antonio: Then who... What are you?

Georgina: Alright look, I am gonna be completely honest with you.

I'm really not Mexican. My name is not Belinda, it's Georgina… And… I'm an A.S.S.

Antonio: Yea, you are.

Georgina: No, you don't understand. Look, I am in the final stages of becoming an Agent of
Secret Stuff. And my last mission was to come here and protect you.

Antonio: Protect me? From who?

Georgina: The S.I.N.S.!

Antonio: Is this all just to get me to go to church?

Georgina: Oh my god... You're stupid. Alright, okay, here, here is the whole story.

Back in WWII, a group of fleeing Nazi special agents formed a society of assassins to secretly
revenge the Axis of power. This group is called the Society Involving No-so-good Stuff. One of the
assassins only known as X when he could no longer support such a war in the world... fled the
S.I.N.S. and started his own group of killers to battle all the S.I.N.S. plans.They were known as
the Agent of Secret Stuff. That's me.
The battle between A.S.S. and S.I.N.S. still continues today,

and you are the S.I.N.S.'s latest target, to which I am assigned to prevent you from being killed.

Antonio: But why me?

Georgina: I have no idea why, but I never question my orders.

Flashback to scene 2 line :"But why? I already did all the hard stuff."

Antonio: Wow... You are seriously out of your mind. Can you leave?

Georgina: But Antonio, you are in danger.

Antonio: Stop! No I am not!

I am a normal boy that goes to a normal high school and nothing is going to happen.

The more you say that, the more it freaks me out, so please just stay out of my life!

Georgina: But I am trying to..

Antonio: No! just leave! Please just go!

Georgina: I'm sorry, I never meant to upset you. I don't know what it is like to be a normal kid.

Ever since I was young, I was taught to never trust people, and to kill them instead.

Antonio: That's really sad.

Georgina: I've already failed my mission anyways... So, I'll stay out of your life.

SCENE 9:

OUTSIDE THE HOUSE

 Antonio, Georgina
 garden

Antonio: Wait, Georgina. I am sorry. I know you meant well, but there is really no reason to be
worried for me.

Look, I think you are a cool girl and I'd rather just learn to have fun and instead of being scared
of secret agents and stuff. Do you trust me?

Georgina: No, didn't you hear everything I just said?

Antonio: You know what, never mind, just come with me.

(Showing clips that Antonio is teaching Georgina how to be a normal human being)
 Scene 10

School Hallway

 Antonio’s friends, Antonio, Georgina, Berniece

 Hallway, Flower, blade

Friend 1: Did you hear, Scott asked me to the dance?

Friends: Oh my god! That's so cute!

Friend 1: I feel like I've been waiting for this dance forever!

Antonio: Okay so DJ's set, the photographer's set, good job on the ticket sales. I think we are
ready for tonight!

Friend 2: But there is one thing that isn't set.

Antonio: What, what did I miss?!

Friends: A date!

Antonio: Guys...

Friend 1: Maybe Georgina can help you out with that...

(Antonio’s Friends left)

Georgina: So... um... that dance sounds pretty interesting.

Antonio: Yea, it's been a lot of work to plan.

Georgina: You don't have anyone to go with?

Antonio: No, not yet, I guess I've just been too busy.

Georgina: Right, I see.Okay... Bye!

(Georgina left but still spying on Antonio)

Berniece: Hey Antonio!

Antonio: Oh, Hey Berniece!

Berniece: Well, the dance is tonight. God, you know the dance is tonight, You're planning it...

Anyways, I just want to ask you, you would go to the dance with me? *Lends A flower*

Antonio: Oh that is so sweet! But I don't know if I can because I have to...

(Georgina saw the blade below the flower)

Berniece: But you don't even have a date yet!

Antonio: Yea, but I am planning it...

(Georgina pushes Berniece back)

Antonio: Stop it... Stop it! What are you doing?

Georgina: She was gonna attack you! with this!

Antonio: Are you crazy, this a flower!

Georgina: I swear there was a blade, right here!

Antonio: Have you not taught you anything? You still don't trust me! You know, I thought you
changed.

But you are still in your stupid crazy world. Now you are just hurting innocent people.

Georgina: But I swear...

Antonio: No just stop it... Just stay away... Just leave me alone. I tried, Georgina. I really did.

(Antonio helps Berniece to the gate)

Antonio: You know what Berniece, I will go to the dance with you.

(Georgina walks through the hall)

Georgina: Great...going Georgina. Maybe Antonio was right, I don't belong here. This whole
mission is just stupid.

This is what it takes to get my A.S.S.H.O.L.E.? Maybe I don't even want it!

(georgina throws the flower and the saw that there was an actual blade)

Georgina: Antonio!

SCENE 11

OUTSIDE THE SCHOOL CAMPUS

 Georgina, Siri, Stramger

 Phone

(Georgina Running with a lil bit of parkour)

Georgina: Siri, where is Berniece heading?

Siri: She is escaping to secret warehouse. Turn left. Berniece is getting away, hurry the hell up,
dude.

(Georgina pulls out someone)

Georgina: Where are they?

Stranger: What?

Georgina: Tell me where the training wheels are!

Stranger: What are you talking about, I go to high school, I don't use training wheels.
 SCENE 12

WAREHOUSE

 Georgina, Berniece, Antonio, Lemkova, Louissa, Livoria

 Chair, Gun, Rope, Briefcase

Antonio: Georgina!

Georgina: What...

Berniece: It's too late Georgina!

Georgina: No...!

Antonio: No, it's not!

Georgina: Oh, okay.

Antonio: But it's a trap.

Georgina: No...!

Berniece: No it's not, don't listen to him.

Georgina: Oh, okay.

Antonio: No listen to me, it's a trap. Right there!

Georgina: A trap?

(Georgina destroyed the trap using a gun)

Georgina: I destroyed your trap, Berniece, it's over!

Berniece: Oh is it? I beg to differ. If anything, it's the exact opposite of over...It's "under"...
*awkwardly laughs*

Berniece: Anyway, see we've already won. Now that we have Antonio, we S.I.N.S. have everything
to overthrow you,

Stinky A.S.S.es.

Georgina: Wait... Antonio... Wait, what?

Berniece: You don't know about him?

Georgina: Well... I know some things... I know that he can only read from left to right, that he's
really good at hitting shuttle cocks with a netted-stick, that he's really smart, funny and cute,
that he's my best friend, my only friend.

Berniece: Aw...Georgina... I mean... But I was thinking along the line of... he's the future of all
the A.S.S.es.

Georgina: he is?

Antonio: I am?

Berniec: Jeez, don't they teach anything over there?You are one dumb ass!
Georgina: Nobody calls me dumb!

(Georgina walks with anger toward Berniece)

Berniece: *points the gun to Georgina*

(Georgina runs around in the room)

Antonio: Georgina.. No!

(Berniece kept turning around with the gun for Georgina is lost in the shadows and can’t be found)

(Berniece kept looking around)

(Georgina appeared at the back of Berniece and the fight begins)

(Showing clips of stunts)

(Georgina is down)

Berniece: *evil laugh* *steps on Georgina’s face)

Berniece: Good night, Georgina

(berniece was about to kill georgina, Antonio escaped, and kicked berniece)

Berniece: That's cute, Antonio. Real cute. Now get back in your...

(Berniece saw that the chair was completely destroyed)

Berniece: Fix your chair, and get back in it!

(Berneice and Antonio face each other and turns around)

Antonio: How could you do this Berneice. We've been friends for years!

Berniece: And Every year I've been trying to kill you.

Antonio: Because of people like you that Georgina can't live a normal life.You made me miss my
own homecoming dance.

Berniece: Ha, don't you mean home-no-one's-coming dance? *laughs* 1-0 Berniece! Anyways,
me and the kids have been talking about how your little dance and how we are not gonna go
cause we are pretty sure that it's gonna suck!

(Antonio Punches Berniece right through the face)

(Antonio and Berniece kept fighting)

Berniece: What the hell, Antonio.

Antonio: I thought you wanna dance, Berniece.

(Antonio and Berniece continue to fight)

(Until Berniece is down)

(Antonio runs to Georgina)

Antonio: Georgina, are you okay?

Georgina: No! It hurts real bad.

Antonio: Thanks for coming after me.

Georgina: Can I tell you something?

Antonio: What?

Georgina: I told you so.

Antonio: Shut up.

(out of a sudden, Berniece appeared)

Berniece: Ruining the moment!

Lemkova: Death chop!

Georgina: Lemkova? What are you doing here?

Lemkova: I was informed you were in danger.

Georgina: By who?

Livoria: By me.

Georgina: Who are you?

Livoria: I am your...

Georgina: My Mother?

Livoria: What? No... How is that even possible, I am like the same age as you, that's disgusting. I
am your step-step-Sister-in-law.

Georgina: *confused*

Livoria: You know what, don't worry about it. Your dad was really promiscuous, forget it, long
story.

Lemkova: She's been watching over you, Georgina. We all have.

Georgina: Then you know that I failed. Antonio was in great danger and I couldn't even protect
him.

Lemkova: On the contrary, you have succeeded.Not only have you discovered the S.I.N.S. agent
within the high school but you have brought out Antonio's full potential, enriching what he's
destined to become.

Georgina: I did? Okay, cool.

Antonio: Me? what does that mean?

Louissa: Antonio…

Georgina: Where are all these people coming from?

Louissa: Have you ever wondered why your parents are black?
Antonio: I was adopted...

Louissa: And why you speak 10 languages?

Antonio: "Je ne sais pas?"

Louissa: Straight A student and very good at first person shooters.And now you have defeated a
S.I.N.S. agent with no training ever!

Antonio: Because I'm...awesome?

Georgina: Well, I could have done that too... If I wanted... *speaking with jealousy*

Lemkova: It is in your blood, Antonio… to be an amazing A.S.S.!

Louissa: You are the daughter of Agent X, the founder of all the A.S.S.es.Antonio, son.

Antonio: But you are so old...

Louissa: But your papa was so young...

Louissa: Georgina, I am...

Georgina: My mother?

Lemkova: No..no,, no one here is your freaking mother!I mean she abandoned you at birth. She
is not coming back.

Louissa: Aiden, I am very proud to present you with the H.O.L.E.You are now an official Agent
of Secret Stuff. *opens the briefcase*

Georgina: My A.S.S.H.O.L.E.

Lemkova: Congratulations, kid.

Antonio: So now what.

Louissa: And now... you are part of our world.

Louissa: The S.I.N.S. will be following you and Aiden more intensely than ever before...

Antonio: The dance is ending right now!

Georgina: Oh yea, speaking of the dance, I was wondering if I can

Antonio: Georgina, you wanna come to the homecoming dance with me?

Georgina: Yea sure, I got nothing better to do...

Antonio: Let's go.

 SCENE 13

HOMECOMING

 Antonio, Georgina
 Music

Antonio: No...We're too late... we missed it.

Georgina: Sorry we missed your dance.Being a secret agent is really hard.

Antonio: It's okay, it's not your fault.Will you move to the musical notes with me?

(Antonio and Georgina dances)

Antonio: So Georgina, you have all the gadgets.You can fight, you are brave, you are smart, and
now you have your H.O.L.E. But you know you still have one thing missing if you want to be a
secret agent.

Georgina: Wait, what? That's impossible, what could I be missing?

Antonio: Well, everyone knows the real secret agent always gets the boy in the end.

Georgina: I've honestly never heard that before. That sounds ridiculous.

Antonio: But..um... Maybe... maybe you can help me with that.