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Psych?
You're taking a Psych class?
- For dinner?
- No, she's making a hat.
- Classic.
- What's that supposed to mean?
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8 SIMPLE RULES...
FOR DATING MY TEENAGE DAUGHTER
Paul?
Carter Tibbits,
racecar driver was there.
- Rory.
- Paul.
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I wanted to tell.
- Classic.
- What's classic?
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I'm sorry. I didn't see you.
- Hey.
- Honey.
It's OK.
She just needs anger management.
- Shut up!
- You shut up! I'm doing you a favor.
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Yeah. He said Dad was one of
the best sports writers he'd ever met.
- No regrets.
- Except during March Madness.
- Absolutely.
- Good. I did.
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- Gee, thanks.
- Hey, we're married.
- Let go of me!
- I'm re-birthing you.
- It's a wedgie!
- Yeah, I know.
- Wow.
- Thank you so much.
- First mansion?
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- How did you know?
I'm psychic.
Oh, my God.
You're Cody Grant.
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- It's a castle.
- Hey, everybody.
Twenty bucks
to whoever steals the best thing.
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2003 SUV "Compensations" are out.
- The what?
- They say, "Big truck, little..."
- Stop that.
- Bridget!
Yeah.
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- This hot dog's gonna write my book.
Maybe.
Boo-yah.
- Thank you.
- Thank you.
- You're hot.
- Yeah.
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I don't really know what's...
OK.
Girls?
- Yeah, right.
- Put your arm down.
Take them.
Come here. Take the arm!
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The big fork is for the steak.
You know that.
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and put them
in high-performance racecars.
- Girls, please.
- May I use one of your restrooms?
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- I hate you.
- Had her own little book cart.
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Now, where were we? We were talking
about... Rory, the nice polite boy.
Yes!
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It sounds to me
that you had mother issues.
- Bridget!
- No, no.
Oh, Mama.
Boo-yah!
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- Put that in the book.
- OK.
Most of them,
I never even learned their names.
Boo-yah!
Sorry.
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Paul, Paul.
Well, yeah.
- Pay up.
- What?
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You stole this from his house?
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Hello, everybody.
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This could be it, Cate.
How did he sound?
- Paul!
- You don't have to.
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Everybody, just act normal like me.
A crime!
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- I have homework.
- It can wait.
She is ridin'...
That's it?
That's all that's on the tape?
- Yep.
- Oh, Dad.
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That's neither here nor there.
- Pitiful.
- No, no, wait a second.
Mr. Tibbits,
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0274 01:16:06:07 01:16:09:20
Whoa. Whoa.
Stealing to impress your father?
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- I'm sorry.
- I'm proud of you, son.
Boo-yah.
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- Rory.
- No, no, he's right.
- It involves my dad.
- I'm listening.
If you could...
I mean, if you'd consider...
Go on, Rory.
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Pitiful.
- Mom!
- Kerry!
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- Narcissism.
- All right, Kerry, that is enough.
Classic.
- What?
- Housewife directing anger at children
Go for it.
"Narcissism, a.k.a.
vanity personality disorder.
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- ...self-obsessed...
- So not me.
...easily injured
and personalizes everything."
- Say it.
- I can't.
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Wait a minute.
Mama.
8 SIMPLE RULES...
FOR DATING MY TEENAGE DAUGHTER
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