H.E.Y J.E.N.N.

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Episode 6 – The One With the Party

By

DAVID CRANE, MARTA KAUFMAN, KEVIN BRIGHT, CHUCK LOORE

BKC Prod., WB Production
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Scene 1: INT – Coffeehouse - DAY
Jenny nervously allows Emma to go to a party
of high school; Karan, Dave & Amy bet to make
Betram loose 4 pounds. Kevin struggles to
find a job.

GUNTHER(COFFEHOUSE MANAGER)
Here is your cookie, Kevin.

KEVIN
Okay

GUNTHER
A thank you once in a while would
be nice.

KEVIN
Thank-you

GUNTHER
Oh! Stop
(Kevin makes a weird face)

EMMA
Jenny, I will be going for a party
tonight.

JENNY
Why?

EMMA
Just to hang out

KEVIN
Emma getting teensy
Theme Song Plays
Scene 2: INT – Apartment – DAY
Kevin tries to find jobs, Amy, Karan, Dave bet on Betram to lose
weight.
(Kevin looks at papers)

KEVIN
No! No! No!

DAVE
I heard the horse speak that when
Betram sat on him.
(Amy laughs)

KARAN
That’s rude

AMY
It is called making fun

KARAN
Which is rude!

DAVE
It’s fine I saw him trimming his
chest hair with a shaving machine,
can it get worse?

KARAN
I get it, but he can lose weight.

BETRAM
No, I really can’t

KARAN
Shut Up!

DAVE
I bet you to make him loose 5
pounds in 2 days

KARAN
For how much?
DAVE
50 Dollars

KEVIN
Shut up! I am trying to find a job

DAVE
Between 1,000 papers

KEVIN
They are 502 and mind your own
business
(Enter Jenny)

JENNY
Sweety, why don’t you try simple?

DAVE
Like a pharmaceutical drug subject

KEVIN
It is not that bad.

AMY
You are seriously trying out for
that?

KEVIN
Why not, me & drugs are like Romeo
& Juliet.

JENNY
Good Luck
(Emma enters)

EMMA
Bye

JENNY
Ummm… Emma I have a question
EMMA
Shoot

JENNY
Where is this party?

EMMA
In Mr. Jefferson’s basement, the
guy who went to jail for 1 year for
serial killing teenage girls

JENNY(JENNY CRIES)
Ok, bye!
(After Emma leaves)

JENNY
I am so gonna get fired
Scene 2: INT – Kevin’s Bedroom – NIGHT
A worried Jenny goes to Kevin about Emma’s
teenage party.

KEVIN
Online delivery tester, I gotta
test products before delivering
them. Condition: If male, feminine
hygiene products will also be
tested.
Oh God! No!
(Jenny knocks)
JENNY
I am a little worried about Emma.

KEVIN
Me too, even I think she is gonna
die an old maid

JENNY
No, about the party
KEVIN
Why do you even care?

JENNY
I am committed

KEVIN
You wanna sneak in the party?

JENNY
Okay

KEVIN
Okay then let’s relive the time
when we were 2 years old
Jenny gives a weird look as scene fades

Scene 3: INT – Party – NIGHT

Kevin & Jenny spy on Emma

JENNY
Ok, we gotta find her

KEVIN
I feel so James Bond

JENNY
Find her

KEVIN
Everyone here wore black she wore
pink, so find the odd one out

JENNY
She is from your family so near the
bar, like you.
KEVIN
You know me so well

JENNY
Let’s find her
(Emma is drunk near the pool and is splashing
water in cocktails)

JENNY
Poor baby!

KEVIN(LOOKS AT HER)
Drunk Baby!

EMMA
Let go of that, that has police
tape over it, take that you DOG!

KEVIN
Nothing like watching your sister
have wet dreams
Scene fades

Scene 4: Apartment – NIGHT

Karan is making Betram work out.

KARAN
One more

BETRAM
1 hour = 100 more

KEVIN
Shake that butt

BETRAM
So right that time flies when you
are watching the bachelor but is a
turtle when you are working out!
(ENTER DAVE)

DAVE
How about some yogurt?

KARAN
That should be low fat!
(By the time Karan says Betram finishes the
Yogurt and hands the can over to Karan)

KARAN
This is not low fat; this is high
fatty fat.

DAVE
Tell me about it.

KARAN
Get out!

DAVE
Hey, Betram wanna go out for some
ice cream?

BETRAM
Yes

DAVE(AS THEY WALK)

You got some money?

(Enter Jenny, Kevin holding Emma)

JENNY
Hold her properly

KEVIN
Guys let this be a lesson to you,
never eat pancakes for breakfast
(Kevin & Jenny drop Emma on the
floor)
KEVIN
Is she dead?
Scene fades

Scene 5 INT – Apartment – Midnight

Emma realizes what she had done

(EMMA WAKES UP)

EMMA
How did I get here?

KEVIN(WHO WAS IN THE KITCHEN)

We came to pick you up from that
party

EMMA
Why?

KEVIN
Animal control told us to.
Credits roll
Credits Scene:

DAVE
He lost only 2 pounds

KARAN
You cheated!
(They turn around & see him jumping)
BETRAM
Yay! I lost 2 ibs
THE END