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DAILY SEX

SONG STYLE SKETCH

(OPEN ON: KIDS IN A FULL CLASSROOM,

READING)

JOE:

Since the first grade, reading

never came easy.

Got me looking at pages like I’m

reading bad graffiti.

(SLOPPY GRAFFITI ON WALL)

PAUL:

The words are like scribbles on a

page

Every chapter lookin’ the same

I really can’t read

This ain’t no game!

JOE:

9 percent on my spelling test

(PAPER WITH 4% ON TOP)

And you know what? This my best one

yet!

(OTHER PAPERS WITH 0-3%)

PAUL:
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Went home and showed my mom my

notes,

Stupid bitch thought it was a joke

(SMILING MOM, MESSY NOTEBOOK)

JOE:

Pull up to the doctor in the

passenger seat

Did some tests with a guy named

Steve

(STRUGGLING TO DO READ FLASHCARDS)

To my surprise, he looked me in my

eyes,

Said Joe go get your mom, she needs

to talk to me

(MOM GOES IN THE ROOM, JOE STANDING IN

HALLWAY)

Stood out here for a whole half

hour

By this time, could’ve taken 3

showers!

(JOE IN THE SHOWER)

Mom comes out, looking sad AF.

(DISAPPOINTED MOM)
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Steve said, Joe, we’re prescribing

you some pills for

JOE AND PAUL:

Daily sex!

(HOLDS UP PILL BOTTLE THAT SAYS

DYSLEXIA)

Once a day, I get a girl going wild

Pretty soon, my symptoms getting

mild

First refill in two short weeks

That's 11 days of straight *MEOW*

Love my pills, love that I need ‘em

With all these girls, ain’t even

thinking ‘bout reading

(MUSIC, JOE AND PAUL CELEBRATING)

PAUL:

Now I’m starting my days each the

same way

Wake up, pop a pill, and I start to

prey

(STANDING IN SCHOOL, LOOKING AT GIRLS)

Got a girl in chem lookin real fine

Quite the gem, gonna make her mine

(GIRL SMILING, FLIPS HER HAIR)

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After class, I stopped her, told

her I think she’s pretty

She said get out kid, asks her

friends–

GIRL:

Who is he?

PAUL:

Stopped her again, got her

attention

I showed her my doctor’s note,

wrote it in my kitchen

(SCRIBBLED NOTE ‘SEX OR DIE’)

I get to telling her about my

condition, a minute later, the girl

starts stripping!

(GIRL STARTING TO UNBUTTON SHIRT)

Oh my God, this is the best

Can’t get enough of this

JOE AND PAUL:

Daily sex!

Once a day, I get a girl going wild

Pretty soon, my symptoms getting

mild

First refill in two short weeks

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That's 11 days of straight *MEOW*

Love my pills, love that I need ‘em

With all these girls, ain’t even

thinking ‘bout reading

Once a day, I get a girl going wild

Pretty soon, my symptoms getting

mild

First refill in two short weeks

That's 11 days of straight *MEOW*

Love my pills, love that I need ‘em

With all these girls, ain’t even

thinking ‘bout reading