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Christening Crashers
Christening Crashers
CHURCH)
DAVE:
(TO JOEY)
out.
JOEY:
before!
DAVE:
(SHORT)
that hard.
(SEES POSTER)
DAVE:
(READING)
Okay, baby Layla.
JOEY:
Baby Layla.
DAVE:
She’s cute.
JOEY:
DAVE, JOEY:
DAVE:
JOEY:
(BOTH LAUGH)
SURROUNDED BY FLOWERS)
DAVE:
DAVE:
Ohh!
weekend!
(AWKWARD)
DAVE:
(TO JOEY)
JOEY:
Already?
DAVE:
C’mon!
JOEY:
DAVE:
JOEY:
everyone’s attention.
(ALREADY HAS)
FUNERAL ATTENDANT:
You think?
JOEY:
baby…(BLANKING)
DAVE:
(WHISPERS)
Layla
JOEY:
me want to be a father.
LAYLA’S MOTHER:
(TOUCHED)
JOEY:
brown…
MOTHER:
(NODS, CRYING)
JOEY:
from God.
MOTHER:
(SOBS LOUDLY)
FATHER:
(TEARY-EYED)
That is beautiful.
DAVE:
Yes, yes
FATHER:
She died of leukemia, jackass!
JOEY:
DAVE:
(AWKWARDLY)
Oy vey.
(EVERYONE ANNOYED)
JOEY:
way.
MOTHER:
JOEY:
Joey
MOTHER:
(SMILES)
Joey.
DAVE:
(SMILES AT JOEY)
FATHER:
(POINTS TO JOEY)
JOEY:
MAN:
MOTHER:
(TURNS TO JOEY)