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Mom, I'm trying to eat breakfast.

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Almost done.

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-Your mustache is really coming in.
-Mom!

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Phoebe!

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I'm bleeding!

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You made me bleed!

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You'll live. Phoebe!

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What are you doing?

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Neighbor's electricity is running out
of phase. I tied in, bumped us up to 220.

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Now I can run my lathe.

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And you didn't think to ask me?

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I mean, you just demonstrate
zero aptitude for science.

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-Got it.
-You're better at other things.

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-Like quesadillas.
-My hair dryer.

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-Your quesadillas are excellent.
-Thank you.

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-Now what?
-Mom!

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-Really? You don't have legs?
-I'm not an adult.

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I'm literally driving
to pick up a check now.

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You win lottery?

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Kind of. My father died.

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Relax. I didn't even know him.
I'm surprised he left me anything.

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-Sounds like my father.
-Yeah?

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Did your dad abandon your family
and move to the middle of nowhere?

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No.

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Look, I... I know I have not been
a reliable or consistent tenant.

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But if you give me a week
to settle loose ends,
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I'll be back with everything I owe.

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I can fix that!

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Listen,

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I wait for you to leave,

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then I change locks.

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There it is.

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This is Summerville.

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-This is where your grandfather lived.
-And died.

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Come on. Not a single bar?

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There'd better be a bar.

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That's funny.

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"Behold,

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there was a great earthquake.

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The sun became as black as cloth,

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the seas boiled,

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the moon became as blood,

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the skies fell.

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Revelation 6:12."

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That was normal.

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Maybe it's a good thing
you never met your dad.

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Great. You didn't tell us
we inherited a murder house.

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And just think.

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Now all of this is ours.

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Pheebs, be a dear
and break into your grandfather's house.

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Nice.

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Oh, boy.

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Not a single photo.

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Rats.

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You gotta see the gold mine of junk
I found out back.

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Great.

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Oh, my God, this is so much worse
than I thought it was gonna be.

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Under the dining table now!

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Phoebe.

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Remember that summer
we died under a table?

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Of course this place is built
on a fault line.

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Probably just fracking.

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It's fracking annoying, is what it is.

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It's okay, we're only here for a week.

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Give or take.

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What does that mean?

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It means we're staying.

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You said we'd only be here for a week!

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Yeah, well,
that was before we got evicted.

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You said you had money saved up.

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That was before I had children.

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To be fair,
you've never been good with money.

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Thanks, Pheebs.

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What's that?

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How am I supposed to know?

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Can I help you?

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Hi. We're the-- The--

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This was my father's place.

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Hi.

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-Hi.
-Hi.

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I'm Janine Melnitz. We spoke on the phone.

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I was your father's--

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You know, we were friends.

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-Very sorry for your loss.
-It's okay.

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You knew him better than me.
I should be sorry for your loss.

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I just tried to keep the bills paid
on time, that kind of thing.

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-Like a money manager?
-There was no money to manage.

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He could barely keep the power on.

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So he left us nothing?

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Well, I wouldn't say that.

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There is quite a bit of debt.

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Ms. Melnitz,

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I'm here to sign forms,

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pack the silverware
and leave with a rent check.

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Are you telling me
this place is worthless?

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You mean,
aside from the sentimental value?

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Are you going to that thing later?

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-Yeah, probably.
-Where's my order?

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I can't believe
a place like this still exists.

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Can't believe we have to spend summer
in this heap. We have lives.

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-You don't think I have a life?
-No. You're a mom. You live for us.

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I'll be right back.

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Hey. Maybe you will make
a friend out here.

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Make them out of what?

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I'm serious.

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A new home could be
an opportunity to start fresh.

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Keep an open mind.

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Two taters, three Spinners,
grilled onions, one no cheese.

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Lucky, there's--

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-There's something wrong with the meat.
-I don't feel so good, Lucky.

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There's something wrong.
He's throwing up the meat!

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Cool place.

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Yeah, I'll use that.

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I don't own it.

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I know you don't own it.

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You look pretty young to own a business.

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I saw the sign out front.

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"Help wanted"?

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I can be helpful.

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Under experience,
you put "friendly" with a smiley face?

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I didn't really know what to put.

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I don't think "friendly" qualifies
as an experience.
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It's a quality, I guess.

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How old are you?

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Seventeen.

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Think you can put in a good word for me?

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I can tell them you have a pulse.

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My name's Trevor.

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-My name's Trevor.
-My name's Trevor.

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-Dude, that was great.
-Dude, that was really cute.

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You have a chance with her. You really do.

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So where you heading?

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We're staying, actually.

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You know that farmhouse
off the highway with the barn?

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Dirt? It was my father's.

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Dirt Farmer had a family?
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You knew my father?

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No one knew your father.

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Well, I'm sure he'll be missed.

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Nope.

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What's up, Casanova?

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Damn it.

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What?

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Come on! Bus leaves in 15!

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Hey, Pheebs,

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at school today, don't be afraid
to just start a conversation.

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Are you kidding me?
That's horrible advice.

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You're setting her up for failure.

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Hey, how are the jokes coming along?

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Why should you never trust atoms?

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Because they make up everything.

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-That's funny.
-No, it's not.

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-You can drop me off here.
-Are you embarrassed?

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Yeah. Bye.

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Love you!

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That almost killed you.

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Yeah, with your face.

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What's wrong? You love school.

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I love learning.

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This is a state-sponsored work camp
for delinquents.

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Fine. You can help me
scrape asbestos out of the attic.

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I'll take my chances
with public education.

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Hey, don't be yourself.

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You okay?
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Yeah. First day. Can you imagine
who they've got teaching summer school?

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I can. I teach here.

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Oh, I'm so sorry.

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No, it's okay. It's--

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Most of the kids that go here,
they're not very bright.

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Hey, Colin.

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He's--

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I can kind of do whatever I want.

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Score.

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Right?

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Dream job.

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Good morning, class.
How's everybody doing today?

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My name's Mr. Grooberson.

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I know.
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You don't wanna be here.
I don't wanna be here either.

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Now, apparently,
your school is still operating on VHS,

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but I found this gem
in the teachers' lounge.

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It's great. It's called Cujo.

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It's about a rabid Saint Bernard that--

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You know what?
I don't wanna give too much away.

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But imagine Beethoven
if he contracted rabies

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and just started mauling children.

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You'll get an idea.

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Enjoy.

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Speeding. Three, two, one.

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She sits alone.

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An outcast, rejected by her peers.

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But what is her secret?

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Perhaps she's on the run.

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On the run...

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from herself.

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And go.

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00:19:25,040 --> 00:19:27,125
Actually, my grandfather died.

198
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My mom says we're here
to pick through the rubble of his life.

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00:19:29,962 --> 00:19:33,465
So you're here to uncover
the mystery of his death?

200
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No.

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It was natural causes.

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00:19:37,052 --> 00:19:41,181
Are you sure it wasn't unnatural causes?

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Yes.

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00:19:42,850 --> 00:19:45,102
Pretty sure it was a heart attack.

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00:19:46,353 --> 00:19:47,980
The silent killer.

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I'm Phoebe.

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00:19:51,859 --> 00:19:53,402
Cool. I'm Podcast.

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00:19:53,485 --> 00:19:55,404
Why do people call you Podcast?

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00:19:55,487 --> 00:19:58,532
I call myself Podcast.
Because of my podcast.

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Doing some painting?

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00:20:03,453 --> 00:20:04,288
Yeah.

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00:20:05,664 --> 00:20:07,165
Whereabouts you staying?

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00:20:07,666 --> 00:20:10,127
That old apocalyptic ranch off of 99.

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00:20:10,210 --> 00:20:11,879
It was my father's place.

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00:20:11,962 --> 00:20:13,463
Dirt Farmer had a family?

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00:20:14,214 --> 00:20:15,924
You all called him the Dirt Farmer?

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Meant nothing by it.

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00:20:17,968 --> 00:20:20,804
Man spends every week
working a piece of land...

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but never seeding, never watering,
never growing a ding-dang thing.

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It's curious behavior.

221
00:20:28,687 --> 00:20:30,063
Great customer though.

222
00:20:30,731 --> 00:20:33,150
He-- He bought some bizarre shit.

223
00:20:33,984 --> 00:20:35,777
Yeah, that sounds like him.

224
00:20:59,885 --> 00:21:00,761
What is this?

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00:21:02,346 --> 00:21:03,180
Hello.

226
00:21:05,307 --> 00:21:07,809
There's a highly entertaining movie
about a killer dog

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00:21:07,893 --> 00:21:09,061
happening right over there.

228
00:21:09,144 --> 00:21:10,479
Is this a seismic map?

229
00:21:11,271 --> 00:21:15,484
-Yes. How did you know that?
-Because it's a map of seismic activity.

230
00:21:15,567 --> 00:21:17,694
-Right. But--
-You're a seismologist?

231
00:21:18,946 --> 00:21:21,615
Does that seem so hard to believe?

232
00:21:22,199 --> 00:21:23,909
Figured you for a football coach.

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00:21:28,080 --> 00:21:28,956
Thank you.

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00:21:29,540 --> 00:21:31,750
These don't look tectonic or volcanic.

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00:21:33,335 --> 00:21:35,045
Okay, smarty.

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00:21:35,128 --> 00:21:36,797
Here, check this out.

237
00:21:36,880 --> 00:21:38,841
This is a volcano, all right?

238
00:21:39,591 --> 00:21:43,387
It builds and crests.

239
00:21:43,470 --> 00:21:46,139
But this is a tectonic earthquake.

240
00:21:46,223 --> 00:21:50,018
Notice a little P-wave
followed by a large S wave.

241
00:21:52,479 --> 00:21:54,064
Yeah, I'm not an idiot.

242
00:21:55,315 --> 00:21:56,149
Clearly.

243
00:21:56,233 --> 00:21:59,486
Well, this is the pattern in Summerville.

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Large P-wave, small S wave.
Like an explosion.

245
00:22:04,241 --> 00:22:06,910
-Where is it coming from?
-I don't know. I don't know.

246
00:22:06,994 --> 00:22:09,663
I set up geophones,
but I can't triangulate.

247
00:22:09,746 --> 00:22:10,956
Are you using three?

248
00:22:11,039 --> 00:22:14,251
Yeah. I know how many sides
there are in a triangle.

249
00:22:14,334 --> 00:22:16,545
I just thought you were being obtuse.

250
00:22:20,883 --> 00:22:22,217
Was that a geometry joke?

251
00:22:22,301 --> 00:22:24,303
Yes, that's why I winked.

252
00:22:25,721 --> 00:22:26,680
That's terrible.

253
00:22:27,222 --> 00:22:28,640
No, I loved it.

254
00:22:28,724 --> 00:22:33,604
I mean, somehow, a town
that isn't anywhere near a tectonic plate,

255
00:22:33,687 --> 00:22:37,065
that has no underground volcanic activity,
no fault lines,

256
00:22:37,149 --> 00:22:39,276
no fracking, no loud music even,

257
00:22:39,359 --> 00:22:41,111
is shaking on a daily basis.

258
00:22:43,280 --> 00:22:45,199
Maybe it's the apocalypse.

259
00:22:50,787 --> 00:22:54,708
Twenty-three, 24, 25.

260
00:22:55,876 --> 00:22:58,086
Hey, no-skills. How's inventory?

261
00:22:58,170 --> 00:23:01,006
How's it going?
No, it's not good. It's not good at all.
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-Does everyone do this?
-Yeah, it's important.

263
00:23:04,176 --> 00:23:05,677
You okay?

264
00:23:05,761 --> 00:23:07,471
Your lips are literally blue.

265
00:23:07,554 --> 00:23:08,847
Yeah, I'm fine.

266
00:23:08,931 --> 00:23:11,975
-You should borrow my hoodie.
-No, it's fine. Seriously.

267
00:23:12,059 --> 00:23:13,393
It's really masculine.

268
00:23:13,477 --> 00:23:15,395
It's got a wolf on it. Trust me.

269
00:23:15,896 --> 00:23:16,897
Okay.

270
00:23:21,735 --> 00:23:23,612
I'm surprised it fits me.

271
00:23:23,695 --> 00:23:25,489
Yeah, it's my boyfriend's, actually.

272
00:23:26,907 --> 00:23:28,033
Back to inventory.

273
00:23:30,160 --> 00:23:33,413
Okay, we're speeding. Three, two, one.

274
00:23:33,497 --> 00:23:36,792
Yeah, just introduce yourself
and tell me what you ate for breakfast.

275
00:23:37,835 --> 00:23:38,669
Phoebe.
276
00:23:39,169 --> 00:23:40,003
Toast.

277
00:23:41,088 --> 00:23:44,550
Okay, maybe a little more.
Tell me a joke or something.

278
00:23:45,342 --> 00:23:46,301
A joke?

279
00:23:49,638 --> 00:23:52,015
What do you call a dead polar bear?

280
00:23:53,851 --> 00:23:54,977
Anything you want.

281
00:23:56,019 --> 00:23:57,646
It can't hear you now.

282
00:24:03,777 --> 00:24:04,736
That was funny.

283
00:24:05,320 --> 00:24:06,196
You're funny.

284
00:24:06,864 --> 00:24:07,990
Pretty hilarious joke.

285
00:24:08,073 --> 00:24:12,035
Fun fact: Did you know Summerville
has more dead residents than living ones?

286
00:24:12,119 --> 00:24:14,580
Yeah, that's how cemeteries work.

287
00:24:14,663 --> 00:24:17,249
Wertheimers Hardware,
run by the Illuminati.

288
00:24:17,332 --> 00:24:19,126
-Lizard people.
-Lizard people?

289
00:24:19,209 --> 00:24:23,172
Jefferson, Einstein, Beyoncé?
How do you think we got the pyramids?

290
00:24:23,255 --> 00:24:25,090
-Slaves?
-Movie theater.

291
00:24:25,174 --> 00:24:26,466
That one's haunted.

292
00:24:26,550 --> 00:24:28,385
I don't believe in ghosts.

293
00:24:29,970 --> 00:24:30,804
What?

294
00:24:31,305 --> 00:24:32,431
How can you--?

295
00:24:32,514 --> 00:24:35,100
I mean, all the evidence!
You don't believe in spirits?

296
00:24:35,851 --> 00:24:36,768
No.

297
00:24:37,686 --> 00:24:40,856
I think
we're all just kind of meat puppets.

298
00:24:42,399 --> 00:24:45,277
There's something you need to see.
I'll grab my wheels.

299
00:24:53,785 --> 00:24:56,288
-Are we even allowed to be here?
-Oh, yeah.

300
00:24:56,371 --> 00:24:57,456
Totally.

301
00:24:57,539 --> 00:24:59,291
The mine's been closed since the '40s.

302
00:24:59,374 --> 00:25:03,295
They just put all these signs up
'cause of hazardous chemical leaks
303
00:25:03,378 --> 00:25:04,755
and on account of dynamite.

304
00:25:05,255 --> 00:25:06,590
I do this.

305
00:25:14,598 --> 00:25:17,476
The whole town was basically
a mining operation.

306
00:25:17,559 --> 00:25:19,436
They bore out this mountain
like a grapefruit

307
00:25:19,520 --> 00:25:22,606
and smelted everything
into cold-riveted selenium girders.

308
00:25:23,190 --> 00:25:26,652
Why would you make a steel beam
out of an electro conductor like selenium?

309
00:25:28,862 --> 00:25:29,988
Right?

310
00:25:30,072 --> 00:25:30,989
Weird.

311
00:25:32,074 --> 00:25:33,325
Until one day,

312
00:25:33,951 --> 00:25:36,370
they were forced
to close down the whole enchilada.

313
00:25:36,453 --> 00:25:37,496
Why?

314
00:25:39,039 --> 00:25:42,501
One by one,
miners who had worked for years

315
00:25:42,584 --> 00:25:46,463
began leaping down the mine shaft
to their death.
316
00:25:46,547 --> 00:25:51,051
They called it the Shandorian curse.

317
00:26:13,407 --> 00:26:14,783
Who built these?

318
00:26:14,867 --> 00:26:16,243
Depends who you believe.

319
00:26:16,326 --> 00:26:19,162
One day, they just showed up
without explanation.

320
00:26:22,165 --> 00:26:23,000
Cool.

321
00:26:51,445 --> 00:26:53,363
What a shitbox.

322
00:26:56,033 --> 00:26:57,910
So, what's your podcast about?

323
00:26:58,702 --> 00:27:02,372
Mostly mysteries and the unknown,
conspiracy theories,

324
00:27:02,456 --> 00:27:03,874
the occasional restaurant review.

325
00:27:04,583 --> 00:27:06,710
Maybe I could check it out sometime.

326
00:27:07,461 --> 00:27:09,671
-Really?
-Yeah.

327
00:27:15,636 --> 00:27:18,472
The show really finds its voice
on Episode 46.

328
00:27:18,555 --> 00:27:19,556
Okay.

329
00:27:20,849 --> 00:27:21,683
Hey.

330
00:27:21,767 --> 00:27:25,395
Look, this is totally cool
if this is a no. Zero "presh."

331
00:27:26,271 --> 00:27:27,105
But...

332
00:27:28,649 --> 00:27:30,651
do you wanna be my lab partner?

333
00:27:32,361 --> 00:27:36,573
Well, I don't think
we're gonna be doing any labs, but yeah.

334
00:27:37,366 --> 00:27:38,992
Yeah, sure, I'd love to.

335
00:27:39,076 --> 00:27:41,245
Cool, cool. All right.

336
00:27:42,412 --> 00:27:43,247
Yeah.

337
00:27:45,165 --> 00:27:46,416
Well, this is me.

338
00:27:47,584 --> 00:27:49,211
The Dirt Farmer's house?

339
00:27:49,294 --> 00:27:51,839
-Yeah, he was my grandfather.
-No way, dude!

340
00:27:52,881 --> 00:27:54,633
So you're just gonna walk in?

341
00:27:57,553 --> 00:27:58,971
Are you recording me?

342
00:27:59,054 --> 00:28:01,765
Yeah, just in case
your body's pulled apart into tiny pieces

343
00:28:01,849 --> 00:28:03,559
by an unseen dark force.

344
00:28:06,603 --> 00:28:08,689
All right. Bye!

345
00:28:42,764 --> 00:28:44,892
Okay, so this is happening.

346
00:29:09,833 --> 00:29:10,709
Hello?

347
00:31:25,594 --> 00:31:26,428
No!

348
00:31:29,932 --> 00:31:32,184
Hi, I'm Chucky. Wanna play?

349
00:31:37,773 --> 00:31:39,983
I need to know what's lurking inside.

350
00:31:40,609 --> 00:31:41,527
No way.

351
00:31:41,610 --> 00:31:43,987
-Killer replica.
-Totally.

352
00:31:44,071 --> 00:31:45,280
A replica of what?

353
00:31:45,822 --> 00:31:46,698
A trap.

354
00:31:48,408 --> 00:31:49,409
A ghost trap.

355
00:31:52,496 --> 00:31:55,332
How do you of all people
not know about this?

356
00:31:55,415 --> 00:31:56,458
I'm ashamed.

357
00:31:57,084 --> 00:32:01,296
I was obsessed. New York in the '80s,
it was like The Walking Dead.

358
00:32:01,964 --> 00:32:03,674
Then it just stopped?

359
00:32:03,757 --> 00:32:06,093
There hasn't been
a ghost sighting in 30 years.

360
00:32:18,188 --> 00:32:19,189
Wait a minute.

361
00:32:21,024 --> 00:32:22,526
This thing is real?

362
00:32:22,609 --> 00:32:23,902
-Absolutely.
-Maybe.

363
00:32:25,153 --> 00:32:26,905
I found it in my living room.

364
00:32:26,989 --> 00:32:28,365
She lives on the Dirt Farm.

365
00:32:28,824 --> 00:32:30,450
Oh, the really spooky one?

366
00:32:30,534 --> 00:32:32,160
Yeah, the one that says "dirt" on it.

367
00:32:33,704 --> 00:32:35,289
What happened in New York?

368
00:32:36,415 --> 00:32:38,375
The whole city was freaking out.

369
00:32:38,458 --> 00:32:41,837
Then these physicists showed up
with these portable proton accelerators

370
00:32:41,920 --> 00:32:44,631
and blew the roof off
of a Manhattan high-rise.
371
00:32:48,802 --> 00:32:50,095
None of this rings a bell?

372
00:32:50,721 --> 00:32:52,931
It happened 20 years before we were born.

373
00:32:53,015 --> 00:32:54,183
I believe it.

374
00:32:54,266 --> 00:32:57,728
Ghostbusters!
Ghostbusters! Ghostbusters!

375
00:32:59,563 --> 00:33:00,689
I mean,

376
00:33:00,772 --> 00:33:03,775
your dad never mentioned this?

377
00:33:03,859 --> 00:33:05,194
It's just my mom.

378
00:33:05,819 --> 00:33:06,945
Just your mom.

379
00:33:08,780 --> 00:33:09,698
Cool.

380
00:33:10,324 --> 00:33:11,241
"Cool"?

381
00:33:12,242 --> 00:33:13,994
I wonder if this still works.

382
00:33:15,579 --> 00:33:16,872
Should we open it?

383
00:33:27,549 --> 00:33:28,383
Glasses.

384
00:33:28,842 --> 00:33:31,386
Two millimeters of plastic eye protection?

385
00:33:31,470 --> 00:33:32,763
Are you sure this is safe?

386
00:33:32,846 --> 00:33:33,722
Safe?

387
00:33:34,431 --> 00:33:35,265
No.

388
00:33:36,058 --> 00:33:37,142
No.

389
00:33:37,226 --> 00:33:38,769
History is safe.

390
00:33:38,852 --> 00:33:40,771
Geometry, that's safe.

391
00:33:41,980 --> 00:33:46,902
Science is all particle accelerators
and hydrogen bombs.

392
00:33:46,985 --> 00:33:50,197
Science is giving yourself the plague
and gambling on the cure.

393
00:33:50,822 --> 00:33:52,199
Science is reckless.

394
00:33:52,282 --> 00:33:54,910
Totally! Yes! It's punk rock.

395
00:33:54,993 --> 00:33:57,162
It's a safety pin
through the nipple of academia.

396
00:33:57,246 --> 00:33:59,581
-Ouch.
-Fire it up.

397
00:34:08,297 --> 00:34:09,800
I've always wanted to do this.

398
00:35:04,188 --> 00:35:05,439
Yes!

399
00:35:08,275 --> 00:35:09,776
We should probably get out of here.

400
00:35:10,360 --> 00:35:11,945
You're an adult.

401
00:35:12,029 --> 00:35:12,863
Yeah.

402
00:35:13,989 --> 00:35:15,032
And liable.

403
00:35:16,617 --> 00:35:18,160
You know what this means?

404
00:35:19,369 --> 00:35:21,622
Your grandfather was a Ghostbuster.

405
00:35:22,289 --> 00:35:23,457
Yes, I'm aware.

406
00:35:48,440 --> 00:35:51,610
It has a door and windows,
like any ordinary house.

407
00:35:52,277 --> 00:35:54,029
But the distinct smell of evil...

408
00:35:55,906 --> 00:35:56,949
is prominent.

409
00:35:57,866 --> 00:35:58,992
What are you doing?

410
00:35:59,076 --> 00:36:02,538
Oh, giving a little color.
Setting the mood.

411
00:36:03,247 --> 00:36:04,873
It's creepy. I dig it.

412
00:36:11,129 --> 00:36:12,130
Cool.

413
00:36:15,467 --> 00:36:16,677
Aztec death whistle.

414
00:36:17,427 --> 00:36:19,471
It's designed to ward off evil spirits.

415
00:36:19,555 --> 00:36:22,057
It's got a really horrifying sound--

416
00:36:25,143 --> 00:36:26,019
What--?

417
00:36:28,856 --> 00:36:30,232
What the hell is that?

418
00:36:30,315 --> 00:36:33,819
-Aztec death whistle. Can I keep it?
-Yes. Just don't do that again.

419
00:36:37,072 --> 00:36:37,906
Hi.

420
00:36:38,615 --> 00:36:39,825
Hello again.

421
00:36:41,410 --> 00:36:43,412
You brought them home.

422
00:36:44,621 --> 00:36:46,206
It's a service I provide.

423
00:36:47,082 --> 00:36:48,834
Well, I'm also an escort.

424
00:36:49,793 --> 00:36:51,211
-That came out wrong.
-Yep.

425
00:36:52,004 --> 00:36:56,216
The truth is, I've always wondered
what lurked inside this haunt box.

426
00:36:56,717 --> 00:37:00,971
Right. Well, the only thing lurking
inside here is my slowly dying soul.

427
00:37:01,054 --> 00:37:02,639
Is that what that smell is?

428
00:37:03,223 --> 00:37:04,892
Well, it's not dinner, so...

429
00:37:06,018 --> 00:37:06,852
All right.

430
00:37:09,688 --> 00:37:11,064
-Would you...
-Sure.

431
00:37:12,316 --> 00:37:13,609
-...like...?
-Yeah.

432
00:37:14,193 --> 00:37:15,777
I don't have any food.

433
00:37:15,861 --> 00:37:17,029
-It's fine.
-Tour.

434
00:37:17,112 --> 00:37:17,988
-Great.
-Great.

435
00:37:19,823 --> 00:37:20,991
Here's the dining room.

436
00:37:25,787 --> 00:37:27,915
I think Grooberson's trying
to bone your mom.

437
00:37:33,378 --> 00:37:34,838
That doesn't bother you?

438
00:37:35,339 --> 00:37:37,132
No, of course it bothers me.

439
00:37:37,216 --> 00:37:40,177
I just don't exhibit emotions
the same way everyone else does.

440
00:37:40,761 --> 00:37:42,554
Inside, I'm vomiting.

441
00:37:47,643 --> 00:37:48,477
Wait.

442
00:37:49,895 --> 00:37:51,522
Isn't this what we saw earlier?

443
00:37:57,528 --> 00:38:00,948
"The Sumerians believed
in a land of the dead,

444
00:38:01,031 --> 00:38:04,701
a dark and shadowy realm
within the bowels of the earth.

445
00:38:06,411 --> 00:38:11,041
The souls of the dead are ruled
by a mighty god, Gozer,

446
00:38:11,124 --> 00:38:13,794
and protected by a powerful Gatekeeper

447
00:38:14,628 --> 00:38:15,921
and Keymaster,

448
00:38:16,004 --> 00:38:19,800
in order that Gozer might rise up
and walk the human plane again.

449
00:38:20,425 --> 00:38:24,346
The Gatekeeper and Keymaster
must assume the form of beasts."

450
00:38:27,516 --> 00:38:28,725
What did we let out?

451
00:38:34,481 --> 00:38:37,192
-Has this ever been cleaned before?
-Not by me.

452
00:38:37,776 --> 00:38:39,069
We're heading up the mountain.

453
00:38:41,697 --> 00:38:42,698
You coming?
454
00:39:23,864 --> 00:39:25,991
Rivers are like the moms of canyons.

455
00:39:27,659 --> 00:39:29,203
When you think about it.

456
00:39:50,182 --> 00:39:51,725
Why'd you bring me here?

457
00:39:54,102 --> 00:39:55,312
Entertainment value.

458
00:39:55,938 --> 00:39:57,064
Can you juggle?

459
00:40:01,944 --> 00:40:03,028
It's not funny.

460
00:40:03,111 --> 00:40:05,989
What are you doing here
in Summerville anyway?

461
00:40:08,575 --> 00:40:11,828
Honestly, my mom won't say it,
but we're broke.

462
00:40:11,912 --> 00:40:14,373
We got evicted,
and the only thing that's left in our name

463
00:40:14,456 --> 00:40:16,667
is this creepy, old farmhouse
our grandfather left us

464
00:40:16,750 --> 00:40:17,918
in the middle of nowhere.

465
00:40:19,044 --> 00:40:19,878
No offense.

466
00:40:21,129 --> 00:40:22,256
I'm not offended.

467
00:40:23,215 --> 00:40:24,842
This place is a dump.

468
00:40:27,427 --> 00:40:28,762
Why do you live here?

469
00:40:28,846 --> 00:40:31,348
I'm fourth-generation dump, so...

470
00:40:35,561 --> 00:40:36,979
Think you'll ever leave?

471
00:40:39,523 --> 00:40:42,526
I mean, if I don't,
what does that say about me?

472
00:40:43,402 --> 00:40:44,653
You don't have a car.

473
00:40:46,989 --> 00:40:48,657
What the hell? Get out.

474
00:40:54,413 --> 00:40:55,455
What is that?

475
00:40:56,498 --> 00:40:57,416
I don't know.

476
00:40:57,499 --> 00:41:02,045
Gozer.

477
00:41:11,221 --> 00:41:12,222
What was that?

478
00:41:19,688 --> 00:41:20,814
It's not funny.

479
00:41:23,192 --> 00:41:24,193
What is this?

480
00:41:25,319 --> 00:41:26,445
That's a map.

481
00:41:26,528 --> 00:41:29,281
Yeah, I know it's a map.
482
00:41:29,364 --> 00:41:34,203
But this thing's ancient.
It's written in some kind of cuneiform.

483
00:41:34,286 --> 00:41:35,537
Oh, yeah?

484
00:41:36,580 --> 00:41:37,789
This is Summerville.

485
00:41:38,498 --> 00:41:40,709
-That doesn't make sense.
-No, not at all.

486
00:41:40,792 --> 00:41:42,586
Summerville's not even 100 years old,

487
00:41:42,669 --> 00:41:45,172
but this thing's written in a language
from thousands of years ago.

488
00:41:45,255 --> 00:41:47,758
For all I know,
that's the language he spoke.

489
00:41:48,800 --> 00:41:49,635
That's it?

490
00:41:50,802 --> 00:41:54,473
You don't think this is incredible
and bizarre and fascinating?

491
00:41:56,850 --> 00:41:57,851
Can I have this?

492
00:41:57,935 --> 00:41:59,561
Yeah, sure. Weirdo.

493
00:41:59,645 --> 00:42:03,649
That's how it starts. First there's a map.
Then you move into a haunted house.

494
00:42:03,732 --> 00:42:05,651
Then everyone's calling you
the Dirt Farmer.
495
00:42:07,236 --> 00:42:09,238
What about Phoebe?
Think she'd want any of this?

496
00:42:09,321 --> 00:42:11,740
Oh, I'm sure Phoebe will find something.

497
00:43:02,165 --> 00:43:03,083
Hello?

498
00:44:59,658 --> 00:45:01,827
Two of the CRT emitters are missing.

499
00:45:09,293 --> 00:45:10,127
Thanks.

500
00:45:26,560 --> 00:45:29,605
How on earth did you build
such a small cyclotron?

501
00:45:31,899 --> 00:45:33,984
Got it. You're a genius.

502
00:45:38,530 --> 00:45:39,948
Needle-nose pliers?

503
00:45:49,166 --> 00:45:52,044
Are you troubled by strange noises
in the middle of the night?

504
00:45:52,127 --> 00:45:54,922
Do you experience feelings of dread
in your basement or attic?

505
00:45:55,547 --> 00:45:58,509
Have you or any of your family
ever seen a spook, specter, or ghost?

506
00:45:58,592 --> 00:46:00,844
If the answer is yes,
then don't wait another minute.

507
00:46:00,928 --> 00:46:02,930
Pick up your phone
and call the professionals.
508
00:46:03,013 --> 00:46:04,139
Ghostbusters.

509
00:46:04,223 --> 00:46:06,934
Our courteous and efficient staff
is on call 24 hours a day

510
00:46:07,017 --> 00:46:09,186
to serve
all your supernatural elimination needs.

511
00:46:09,269 --> 00:46:11,021
We're ready to believe you.

512
00:46:11,104 --> 00:46:12,523
Hey, you're awake.

513
00:46:13,148 --> 00:46:14,149
What are you up to?

514
00:46:15,317 --> 00:46:16,610
Experiments.

515
00:46:16,693 --> 00:46:17,569
Lame.

516
00:46:18,862 --> 00:46:21,073
Oh, you found popcorn.

517
00:46:22,741 --> 00:46:24,535
What kind of scientist was Grandpa?

518
00:46:24,618 --> 00:46:26,578
The kind that repels loved ones.

519
00:46:28,121 --> 00:46:29,331
Maybe a physicist?

520
00:46:29,414 --> 00:46:30,290
Sure.

521
00:46:30,958 --> 00:46:34,670
So tomorrow I was thinking
of grabbing dinner with Gary.
522
00:46:36,338 --> 00:46:37,214
Who's Gary?

523
00:46:37,297 --> 00:46:38,966
Mr. Grooberson.

524
00:46:39,925 --> 00:46:41,927
His name is Gary Grooberson?

525
00:46:42,886 --> 00:46:46,265
-You have a date with Gary Grooberson.
-It's just dinner.

526
00:46:46,348 --> 00:46:47,808
Good night, Phoebe.

527
00:46:49,560 --> 00:46:50,811
Don't be yourself.

528
00:47:19,006 --> 00:47:20,257
Welcome to Rust City.

529
00:47:20,966 --> 00:47:23,302
This is where they processed
all the raw selenium?

530
00:47:23,760 --> 00:47:24,928
Yeah, I guess.

531
00:47:31,310 --> 00:47:32,311
Cool.

532
00:47:33,770 --> 00:47:37,357
How'd you know how to fix it?
I mean, no offense, but you are 12.

533
00:47:37,441 --> 00:47:39,818
I kind of met my grandfather last night.

534
00:47:40,652 --> 00:47:41,862
He showed me what to do.

535
00:47:42,863 --> 00:47:46,158
No way. Was he, like, howling
and clanking chains?
536
00:47:46,241 --> 00:47:48,202
No. That would've been weird.

537
00:47:49,286 --> 00:47:50,495
Switch me on.

538
00:48:39,711 --> 00:48:40,838
Safety's off.

539
00:48:43,006 --> 00:48:46,218
Her feet are planted.
Her face is poised.

540
00:48:46,301 --> 00:48:48,220
Will this be the moment of her death?

541
00:48:48,303 --> 00:48:50,222
Nobody knows.

542
00:48:57,771 --> 00:48:58,981
Yeah!

543
00:49:06,488 --> 00:49:08,907
Oh, my gosh.

544
00:49:09,700 --> 00:49:11,326
That is the best thing
I've ever seen.

545
00:49:17,791 --> 00:49:18,792
Did I hit it?

546
00:49:20,836 --> 00:49:23,255
You didn't hit it. You destroyed it!

547
00:49:23,797 --> 00:49:25,632
It doesn't even exist anymore!

548
00:49:26,466 --> 00:49:27,509
My turn.

549
00:49:33,015 --> 00:49:33,849
What was that?
550
00:49:34,892 --> 00:49:37,352
Probably a pigeon or something.
Give me the gun.

551
00:49:41,190 --> 00:49:42,691
What is that?

552
00:49:44,818 --> 00:49:45,652
Come on.

553
00:49:48,030 --> 00:49:48,906
Hold on.

554
00:49:51,283 --> 00:49:52,367
You coming?

555
00:49:52,451 --> 00:49:53,410
I'm coming.

556
00:50:17,267 --> 00:50:19,561
I gotta come back here
for my Halloween episode.

557
00:51:15,284 --> 00:51:16,535
It's a ghost.

558
00:51:18,245 --> 00:51:20,664
Aren't you just a little bit freaked out?

559
00:51:21,456 --> 00:51:23,834
Overstimulation calms me.

560
00:51:49,818 --> 00:51:52,946
-Okay, okay, okay.
-What's that for?

561
00:51:53,030 --> 00:51:54,072
I have a plan.

562
00:51:54,531 --> 00:51:55,365
Wait!

563
00:52:20,974 --> 00:52:22,518
-Get the trap!
-Okay.
564
00:52:36,114 --> 00:52:37,074
I got him!

565
00:52:38,033 --> 00:52:39,284
Quick!

566
00:52:40,661 --> 00:52:43,163
-Nuggets!
-Catch him!

567
00:53:09,273 --> 00:53:10,274
Okay.

568
00:53:14,486 --> 00:53:15,529
Come on!

569
00:53:19,575 --> 00:53:20,868
Come on, you can do this.

570
00:53:25,455 --> 00:53:26,665
Come on, darling.

571
00:53:33,463 --> 00:53:34,381
Yes!

572
00:53:47,686 --> 00:53:48,729
Yes!

573
00:54:08,290 --> 00:54:09,124
Shit!

574
00:54:26,225 --> 00:54:27,059
Hey.

575
00:54:29,228 --> 00:54:30,062
Hey.

576
00:54:31,313 --> 00:54:32,606
This is Podcast.

577
00:54:33,524 --> 00:54:35,025
He's my friend.

578
00:54:35,108 --> 00:54:36,109
You have a friend?

579
00:54:36,193 --> 00:54:37,319
You have a car?

580
00:54:38,070 --> 00:54:39,404
Yeah, it's a Cadillac.

581
00:54:39,488 --> 00:54:42,574
Hey, dude. We need a ride.
Do you know how to drive?

582
00:54:42,658 --> 00:54:45,244
He doesn't.
He failed his driver's test three times.

583
00:54:46,370 --> 00:54:47,204
Get in the back.

584
00:54:52,584 --> 00:54:53,544
Thank you.

585
00:54:53,627 --> 00:54:57,381
It sounds crazy, but Oklahoma never
had earthquakes. For centuries.

586
00:54:57,464 --> 00:55:00,926
But then, between 2010 and 2016,
they had like a thousand.

587
00:55:01,009 --> 00:55:02,219
Oh, jeez, what happened?

588
00:55:02,302 --> 00:55:04,763
Oil and gas, that's what happened.

589
00:55:04,847 --> 00:55:08,392
Yeah, they started pumping
millions of gallons of salinated water

590
00:55:08,475 --> 00:55:10,352
deep into the Arbuckle Formation.

591
00:55:10,435 --> 00:55:12,187
And then the porous limestone...
592
00:55:15,065 --> 00:55:17,150
Are you drunk?
Or are you just really bored?

593
00:55:17,234 --> 00:55:19,319
Because I think
I can see you falling asleep.

594
00:55:19,945 --> 00:55:22,447
I just have an allergy to science.

595
00:55:22,990 --> 00:55:24,157
Have you tried Benadryl?

596
00:55:24,783 --> 00:55:25,993
I've tried whiskey.

597
00:55:26,076 --> 00:55:27,369
It's better than Benadryl.

598
00:55:27,452 --> 00:55:30,455
But science is amazing. Science is pure.

599
00:55:30,539 --> 00:55:32,541
It's an absolute.

600
00:55:32,624 --> 00:55:34,751
I mean, it's an answer to all the madness.

601
00:55:35,919 --> 00:55:40,674
Why don't you like science?
Was Phoebe's dad a scientist, or...?

602
00:55:40,757 --> 00:55:42,885
-Oh, gross. No.
-No?

603
00:55:42,968 --> 00:55:44,636
I'm making an assumption.

604
00:55:46,597 --> 00:55:47,890
What's his deal?

605
00:55:48,640 --> 00:55:50,517
Honestly, it doesn't matter.

606
00:55:50,601 --> 00:55:54,146
He was fine with Trevor,
but with Phoebe, he just really--

607
00:55:54,229 --> 00:55:56,315
He couldn't connect with her, so...

608
00:55:56,398 --> 00:55:59,651
Right. Well, he sounds
like a royal dirtbag.

609
00:55:59,735 --> 00:56:01,904
Oh, no, he was actually
just a very ordinary dirtbag.

610
00:56:01,987 --> 00:56:05,866
Well, hey, at least,
Phoebe turned out okay, right?

611
00:56:06,533 --> 00:56:07,534
I hope so.

612
00:56:08,243 --> 00:56:09,077
I don't know.

613
00:56:09,661 --> 00:56:11,788
She really keeps me on the outside.

614
00:56:12,414 --> 00:56:15,334
She's just an awkward, nerdy kid,
but she's awesome.

615
00:56:16,126 --> 00:56:17,336
I think she's great.

616
00:56:18,170 --> 00:56:20,422
I think you're great. You're a great mom.

617
00:56:20,506 --> 00:56:22,216
Yeah. You showed up. You win.

618
00:56:23,425 --> 00:56:26,094
I just wish she'd relax, you know?
Just get into some trouble.
619
00:56:26,178 --> 00:56:27,763
There's plenty of time for that.

620
00:56:28,472 --> 00:56:30,098
Maybe she'll take up pole dancing.

621
00:56:30,182 --> 00:56:33,185
-She's not very coordinated.
-Oh, I don't think that matters.

622
00:56:39,983 --> 00:56:41,818
So, what the hell is going on?

623
00:56:41,902 --> 00:56:43,695
In the 1980's, New York City was attacked.

624
00:56:43,779 --> 00:56:47,616
-I know the Manhattan ghost stories.
-The stories are real.

625
00:56:47,699 --> 00:56:50,410
And so were the guys who climbed
a building and saved the world

626
00:56:50,494 --> 00:56:52,913
and fought back
an invading army of the undead.

627
00:56:52,996 --> 00:56:55,374
Not to mention
a 100-foot marshmallow man.

628
00:56:59,127 --> 00:57:01,129
Our grandfather was Egon Spengler.

629
00:57:01,880 --> 00:57:02,965
He was a Ghostbuster.

630
00:57:03,048 --> 00:57:06,176
All units, we're getting reports of, well,

631
00:57:06,260 --> 00:57:09,972
some kind of animal taking
a bite out of Steve Fletcher's truck.
632
00:57:10,055 --> 00:57:12,474
Apparently, he almost took
the whole tailgate off?

633
00:57:12,558 --> 00:57:14,142
-Muncher.
-Muncher.

634
00:57:36,540 --> 00:57:39,293
-So, what should I be looking for?
-Evidence.

635
00:57:54,933 --> 00:57:56,643
Can you stop breathing in my ear?

636
00:57:56,727 --> 00:57:57,603
No.

637
00:57:58,312 --> 00:57:59,855
You guys, this is kind of stupid.

638
00:57:59,938 --> 00:58:02,524
Are you sure
you didn't see, like, a raccoon

639
00:58:02,608 --> 00:58:05,110
or, like, a possum?

640
00:58:05,194 --> 00:58:06,153
There!

641
00:58:10,657 --> 00:58:11,491
Is that a--?

642
00:58:12,159 --> 00:58:14,953
Free-floating metal muncher.
Definitely Class Five.

643
00:58:15,037 --> 00:58:17,122
Okay, what do we do?

644
00:58:17,206 --> 00:58:18,332
Let's get him.

645
00:58:19,082 --> 00:58:19,917
What?

646
00:58:20,542 --> 00:58:21,835
Let me get a photo first.

647
00:58:25,297 --> 00:58:26,340
Guys?

648
00:58:29,885 --> 00:58:31,386
It has a gunner seat?

649
00:58:42,981 --> 00:58:44,399
Go, go, go!

650
00:59:22,938 --> 00:59:23,772
What the--?

651
00:59:39,746 --> 00:59:42,249
-Yes!
-Trap him!

652
00:59:57,723 --> 00:59:59,975
Okay. Okay. Here we go.

653
01:00:09,026 --> 01:00:10,194
Come on, keep it straight.

654
01:00:10,277 --> 01:00:11,945
You try driving this thing.

655
01:00:15,574 --> 01:00:16,533
Left, left, left!

656
01:00:34,551 --> 01:00:35,385
Ready!

657
01:00:35,469 --> 01:00:36,637
Trap him already!

658
01:00:37,262 --> 01:00:38,764
-Three, two--
-Three, two--

659
01:00:38,847 --> 01:00:39,890
One.
660
01:01:01,620 --> 01:01:03,121
Oh, my God, what just happened?

661
01:01:05,666 --> 01:01:06,959
He's heading for the mountain.

662
01:01:20,514 --> 01:01:22,432
-Closer.
-Okay.

663
01:01:22,516 --> 01:01:23,600
I'm in range.

664
01:01:54,673 --> 01:01:55,591
She got him!

665
01:02:07,477 --> 01:02:09,438
Whatever we're doing,
we have to do it now.

666
01:02:10,898 --> 01:02:12,482
Come on!

667
01:02:24,828 --> 01:02:26,038
-Yes!
-Yeah!

668
01:02:26,121 --> 01:02:27,497
Bridge!

669
01:02:53,106 --> 01:02:55,901
-What was that?
-I think we just caught a ghost.

670
01:03:02,449 --> 01:03:03,283
Sorry.

671
01:03:05,160 --> 01:03:06,495
I was here last night.

672
01:03:19,091 --> 01:03:20,759
Does any of this bother you?

673
01:03:21,760 --> 01:03:25,055
-What do you mean?
-Dude, your grandfather was a legend.

674
01:03:25,138 --> 01:03:27,599
You can literally be anything you want.

675
01:03:27,683 --> 01:03:30,519
Like a influencer or a DJ.

676
01:03:30,602 --> 01:03:32,729
It was easier when I thought he went nuts.

677
01:03:32,813 --> 01:03:35,482
-He didn't go nuts.
-Exactly. So why did he leave Mom?

678
01:03:39,987 --> 01:03:42,447
Oh, no, no, no.

679
01:03:42,531 --> 01:03:45,325
-We're screwed. We're so screwed.
-What do we do?

680
01:03:45,409 --> 01:03:49,162
-I say we fight.
-What? No. Just check the glove box.

681
01:03:52,958 --> 01:03:54,459
License and registration.

682
01:03:55,711 --> 01:03:57,212
We were on that big mountain,

683
01:03:57,296 --> 01:04:00,674
and then I went to go hang out
with this girl in this mining cage.

684
01:04:00,757 --> 01:04:03,468
All of a sudden, it started shaking,
like an earthquake.

685
01:04:03,552 --> 01:04:07,389
And there were lights,
and then I looked down in this giant hole.

686
01:04:07,472 --> 01:04:12,895
Inside of it, right in the middle of it,
was either a person or a reptile--

687
01:04:12,978 --> 01:04:14,771
Are you even paying attention?

688
01:04:14,855 --> 01:04:17,149
Yeah. I'm just excited we're in jail.

689
01:04:18,609 --> 01:04:22,863
I thought I heard something say, "Gozer."

690
01:04:22,946 --> 01:04:24,448
He speaks the truth.

691
01:04:25,616 --> 01:04:26,533
I was there.

692
01:04:27,993 --> 01:04:31,455
Hey. Hi. How--? What brings you here?

693
01:04:31,538 --> 01:04:34,625
Actually, you could help me
with hiding something.

694
01:04:34,708 --> 01:04:37,252
Do you have priors?
'Cause they'll charge you as a minor.

695
01:04:37,336 --> 01:04:38,712
You'll get two years. Max.

696
01:04:38,795 --> 01:04:40,464
-Two?
-I'll visit you, okay?

697
01:04:40,547 --> 01:04:41,381
Lucky.

698
01:04:41,965 --> 01:04:43,675
Quit messing with my inmates.

699
01:04:44,760 --> 01:04:45,802
Sorry, Dad.

700
01:04:46,970 --> 01:04:48,514
"Dad." So you're just...

701
01:04:49,848 --> 01:04:52,392
Waiting for my ride. Yeah.

702
01:04:53,185 --> 01:04:55,354
But you look good behind bars.

703
01:04:56,563 --> 01:04:59,149
Hey. Don't we get a phone call?

704
01:04:59,816 --> 01:05:00,817
Sure you do.

705
01:05:03,570 --> 01:05:04,696
Who you gonna call?

706
01:05:07,449 --> 01:05:08,492
Make it quick.

707
01:05:16,750 --> 01:05:19,211
Do you experience feelings of dread
in your basement or attic?

708
01:05:22,923 --> 01:05:26,009
Have you or any of your family ever seen
a spook, specter, or ghost?

709
01:05:29,096 --> 01:05:31,306
If the answer is yes,
then don't wait another minute.

710
01:05:31,390 --> 01:05:33,308
Pick up your phone
and call the professionals.

711
01:05:52,411 --> 01:05:56,415
-Ray's Occult, and we're closed.
-Wait! I only get one phone call.

712
01:05:56,999 --> 01:05:57,833
I'm...

713
01:05:59,209 --> 01:06:00,210
in prison.
714
01:06:01,044 --> 01:06:03,714
The slammer, huh? I've been there myself.

715
01:06:04,464 --> 01:06:06,049
I'm not a lawyer, but I'm listening.

716
01:06:07,718 --> 01:06:09,887
Are you Ray Stantz, the Ghostbuster?

717
01:06:09,970 --> 01:06:12,764
-And now I'm hanging up.
-Hang on. Please.

718
01:06:14,224 --> 01:06:17,060
I'm calling about Egon Spengler.

719
01:06:21,899 --> 01:06:23,984
Egon Spengler can rot in hell.

720
01:06:29,072 --> 01:06:30,908
He died last week.

721
01:06:36,246 --> 01:06:37,289
Oh, man.

722
01:06:39,791 --> 01:06:40,667
No kidding.

723
01:06:43,837 --> 01:06:47,424
-Weren't you two friends?
-That was a long time ago.

724
01:06:48,467 --> 01:06:50,177
What happened to you guys?

725
01:06:52,262 --> 01:06:55,641
Oh, well, look, when we started,
busting ghosts was a gas.

726
01:06:56,266 --> 01:06:59,019
The economy was good. Reagan years.

727
01:06:59,811 --> 01:07:04,483
People believed in us.
Then things got slow, hauntings got thin.

728
01:07:04,566 --> 01:07:07,444
Venkman thought we did our job too well.

729
01:07:08,695 --> 01:07:10,989
We could barely keep up our mortgage.

730
01:07:11,657 --> 01:07:15,118
Some actor bought up most of Tribeca,
and we lost the firehouse.

731
01:07:15,202 --> 01:07:16,703
It's a Starbucks now.

732
01:07:17,913 --> 01:07:22,042
-So then you all just walked away?
-Peter went back to academia.

733
01:07:22,125 --> 01:07:24,670
He's at SUNY Cortland now.
He's a professor emeritus.

734
01:07:24,753 --> 01:07:27,422
He teaches advertising and promotion.

735
01:07:27,506 --> 01:07:30,926
Winston went into finance.
He worked hard, coined a fortune and--

736
01:07:31,009 --> 01:07:32,094
And I'm here.

737
01:07:33,720 --> 01:07:36,932
-Well, what about Egon?
-Well, he wasn't helping.

738
01:07:37,015 --> 01:07:40,143
We went from ten calls a week
to one if we were lucky.

739
01:07:40,686 --> 01:07:43,480
Egon started to tell people
that their ghost problems didn't matter

740
01:07:43,564 --> 01:07:45,232
because the world was coming to an end.

741
01:07:45,315 --> 01:07:47,276
He got spooky. Freaked me out.

742
01:07:47,359 --> 01:07:50,612
One morning, I go to work
and Ecto-1, our old Cadillac, is gone,

743
01:07:50,696 --> 01:07:53,699
his neutrona thrower,
collider pack, all the traps,

744
01:07:53,782 --> 01:07:56,243
16 ounces of fuel isotope, all gone!

745
01:07:56,326 --> 01:07:57,536
He cleaned us out.

746
01:07:58,495 --> 01:08:00,080
Now we were the dead ones.

747
01:08:00,163 --> 01:08:04,376
-Don't you think he had a reason?
-He phoned me about ten years later,

748
01:08:04,459 --> 01:08:06,461
some small town in Oklahoma.

749
01:08:06,545 --> 01:08:10,549
He kept rambling about "the rising storm"
and "the huge psychic tornado"

750
01:08:10,632 --> 01:08:13,760
that was gonna "consume humanity
in darkness forever."

751
01:08:14,845 --> 01:08:16,638
And, kid, I wanted to believe.

752
01:08:16,721 --> 01:08:17,805
You don't understand.

753
01:08:17,890 --> 01:08:20,642
There is this mountain
and it has these ancient carvings--
754
01:08:20,725 --> 01:08:23,979
Kid, there are a lot of mountains
with ancient carvings.

755
01:08:25,147 --> 01:08:26,481
Take a little advice.

756
01:08:27,107 --> 01:08:28,859
Don't go chasing ghosts.

757
01:08:31,111 --> 01:08:33,572
Egon Spengler was my grandfather.

758
01:08:34,948 --> 01:08:35,866
Time's up.

759
01:08:37,492 --> 01:08:38,493
Hey, hello?

760
01:08:45,000 --> 01:08:46,877
-Where are my kids?
-They're in the lockup.

761
01:08:46,960 --> 01:08:48,879
My children are not criminals.

762
01:08:48,962 --> 01:08:51,715
-Sure they're not.
-Driving without a license.

763
01:08:51,798 --> 01:08:53,425
Expired registration.

764
01:08:54,301 --> 01:08:55,135
Speeding.

765
01:08:55,219 --> 01:08:58,639
-They can't be the first to go joyriding.
-No, they are not.

766
01:08:58,721 --> 01:09:01,517
But they are the first
to destroy half of Main Street

767
01:09:01,600 --> 01:09:03,310
with whatever that thing is.

768
01:09:08,314 --> 01:09:09,858
-Sorry.
-What were you thinking?

769
01:09:10,526 --> 01:09:14,404
You know,
you two could have really hurt yourselves.

770
01:09:16,113 --> 01:09:17,115
Hey. I'm Gary.

771
01:09:17,823 --> 01:09:19,368
You process them out yet?

772
01:09:23,956 --> 01:09:25,165
Did you catch anything?

773
01:09:25,749 --> 01:09:26,834
It's inside the trap.

774
01:09:26,917 --> 01:09:28,252
-Right now?
-Yes.

775
01:09:28,335 --> 01:09:30,754
Let's go. You were supposed
to look after her this summer.

776
01:09:30,837 --> 01:09:32,631
-I was?
-Not you. Him.

777
01:09:32,714 --> 01:09:36,176
-This was her idea.
-But what about our stuff? The Ecto-1?

778
01:09:36,260 --> 01:09:39,345
Everything will remain nice and safe
in our impound locker.

779
01:09:39,429 --> 01:09:42,265
-No! We need it.
-Phoebe, let's go.
780
01:09:42,349 --> 01:09:44,350
We caught a ghost tonight.

781
01:09:44,434 --> 01:09:47,187
-Dirt Farmer's family.
-It's true.

782
01:09:48,689 --> 01:09:50,064
And there will be more.

783
01:09:50,148 --> 01:09:52,818
You're starting to sound
like your lunatic grandfather.

784
01:09:54,486 --> 01:09:56,947
Phoebe! She didn't mean it.

785
01:09:57,906 --> 01:09:59,491
You wanna spend the night in my jail?

786
01:10:04,955 --> 01:10:06,164
You can keep it.

787
01:10:11,295 --> 01:10:12,921
Go. Now.

788
01:10:16,049 --> 01:10:18,302
-Trevor.
-I'll see you at work.

789
01:10:19,219 --> 01:10:20,554
Yeah. See you.

790
01:10:22,306 --> 01:10:23,140
Hey.

791
01:10:41,783 --> 01:10:42,993
All right, you guys.

792
01:10:43,076 --> 01:10:44,453
Remember that--

793
01:10:44,536 --> 01:10:45,704
Yeah, you got it.
794
01:10:52,586 --> 01:10:54,421
I'm sorry the night went sideways.

795
01:10:54,505 --> 01:10:56,924
No. I had a blast.

796
01:10:57,007 --> 01:10:59,301
Why don't we just pick it up
tomorrow night, same time.

797
01:10:59,384 --> 01:11:02,012
-You really want more of this?
-Are you kidding me?

798
01:11:02,095 --> 01:11:05,224
We had kung pao shrimp. We went to jail.

799
01:11:05,307 --> 01:11:08,685
I don't know how we're gonna top this.
This is a home run.

800
01:11:13,398 --> 01:11:15,317
My life is a dumpster fire.

801
01:11:15,400 --> 01:11:17,653
I love dumpster fires.
You should see my apartment.

802
01:11:18,862 --> 01:11:21,823
I don't mean now. Or anytime soon.

803
01:11:21,907 --> 01:11:24,451
You don't want to-- I'd need to clean--

804
01:11:25,327 --> 01:11:28,455
This is moving way too fast.
You gotta just relax.

805
01:11:30,082 --> 01:11:33,752
The kids hungry? They want
some of this unrefrigerated shrimp?

806
01:11:47,182 --> 01:11:49,726
-We're barely hanging on here.
-You don't understand.
807
01:11:49,810 --> 01:11:53,188
I understand you drove around town,
destroying expensive property.

808
01:11:55,023 --> 01:11:57,317
Don't you think
your father came out here for a reason?

809
01:11:57,401 --> 01:11:58,318
No.

810
01:11:58,986 --> 01:12:04,116
I think he was a sad old man who turned
his back on his family, his partners.

811
01:12:04,199 --> 01:12:07,744
And for what? For a stupid farm
in a town nobody cares about.

812
01:12:07,828 --> 01:12:10,205
Where, by the way,
everybody thought he was nuts.

813
01:12:10,289 --> 01:12:12,416
Yeah, great decision, Dad.

814
01:12:13,792 --> 01:12:16,628
He was special. He loved science, like me.

815
01:12:16,712 --> 01:12:19,339
Why didn't you tell me
my grandfather was Egon Spengler?

816
01:12:22,426 --> 01:12:26,555
Hey, I'm glad
you found yourself here. I really am.

817
01:12:28,849 --> 01:12:31,768
But all I see are reminders
that I didn't mean a thing to him.

818
01:12:32,936 --> 01:12:34,396
He never cared about me.

819
01:12:41,361 --> 01:12:43,113
He's not nuts.
820
01:12:43,197 --> 01:12:45,824
Well, then he's an asshole.

821
01:12:47,117 --> 01:12:48,452
Welcome to the family.

822
01:13:29,159 --> 01:13:30,160
Yeah.

823
01:13:45,801 --> 01:13:47,094
Jamoca.

824
01:13:48,220 --> 01:13:49,179
There we go.

825
01:13:49,930 --> 01:13:52,057
Strawberry, red velvet...

826
01:13:53,559 --> 01:13:54,601
Blue velvet?

827
01:15:16,099 --> 01:15:17,184
Oh, God.

828
01:16:35,220 --> 01:16:36,180
Hey--

829
01:17:20,724 --> 01:17:23,685
Okay, so, what exactly is happening
with the map?

830
01:17:24,520 --> 01:17:26,522
See the concentric circles
around the mountain?

831
01:17:26,605 --> 01:17:27,731
No.

832
01:17:29,024 --> 01:17:31,735
-Do you see the circles?
-Yes.

833
01:17:32,694 --> 01:17:34,821
Something's happening
inside that old mine.

834
01:17:34,905 --> 01:17:37,366
Yeah. I know that. It's pretty obvious.

835
01:17:37,449 --> 01:17:40,410
So I did some digging on the word
you heard in the mountain. "Gozer."

836
01:17:40,494 --> 01:17:41,537
You did some digging?

837
01:17:41,620 --> 01:17:44,790
Gozer was a Sumerian god
who once walked amongst the living.

838
01:17:44,873 --> 01:17:47,042
A soul-eating,
flame-dripping deity of evil.

839
01:17:47,125 --> 01:17:48,669
And I think it wants back.

840
01:17:48,752 --> 01:17:49,586
Here?

841
01:17:50,212 --> 01:17:52,422
I know. I would've picked Orlando.

842
01:17:52,506 --> 01:17:54,591
What does
the name Ivo Shandor mean to you guys?

843
01:17:54,675 --> 01:17:57,678
Ivo Shandor? He built this whole town.

844
01:17:57,761 --> 01:18:01,181
He built the mine, foundry,
the school, library.

845
01:18:01,265 --> 01:18:03,600
-His name is on everything.
-That's tacky.

846
01:18:03,684 --> 01:18:07,062
In New York, he created an apartment
building made out of selenium girders,

847
01:18:07,145 --> 01:18:08,522
mined from right here.

848
01:18:08,605 --> 01:18:10,941
On that same rooftop is
where our grandfather fought

849
01:18:11,024 --> 01:18:13,485
to keep a horde of ghosts
from entering our dimension.

850
01:18:13,569 --> 01:18:16,864
Phoebe, what exactly is happening here?

851
01:18:16,947 --> 01:18:19,741
I can only think of one way
for us to find out.

852
01:18:32,462 --> 01:18:35,799
So, what do a cigarette
and hamster have in common?

853
01:18:37,926 --> 01:18:38,760
What?

854
01:18:39,344 --> 01:18:42,931
They're both harmless until you stick one
in your mouth and light it on fire.

855
01:18:45,976 --> 01:18:47,102
The worst time.

856
01:19:11,585 --> 01:19:12,544
Hey, guys, look.

857
01:19:38,862 --> 01:19:39,696
Is that her?

858
01:19:41,365 --> 01:19:42,366
Is that Gozer?

859
01:19:43,033 --> 01:19:44,743
Gozer isn't he or she.
860
01:19:45,410 --> 01:19:47,287
Pretty woke for 3000 BC.

861
01:19:48,205 --> 01:19:49,915
Everyone watch their steps.

862
01:19:51,500 --> 01:19:52,668
Another hole?

863
01:19:56,004 --> 01:19:57,631
I wonder where this one leads to.

864
01:19:57,714 --> 01:19:59,216
A sacrificial death pit.

865
01:20:00,384 --> 01:20:03,262
-What were they sacrificing?
-Virgins, probably.

866
01:20:03,846 --> 01:20:06,306
Tough luck for you, dude. Sorry.

867
01:20:06,390 --> 01:20:09,810
Well, statistically,
most 15-year-olds are virgins.

868
01:20:11,103 --> 01:20:13,647
Fifteen? You're 15?

869
01:20:15,065 --> 01:20:16,567
I'll be 16 in February.

870
01:20:16,650 --> 01:20:18,277
It's June.

871
01:20:19,820 --> 01:20:21,488
What are those holes in the wall?

872
01:20:25,534 --> 01:20:26,827
They're vacancies.

873
01:20:28,412 --> 01:20:30,998
If this is a tomb,
where are all the bodies?
874
01:20:32,291 --> 01:20:33,292
Found one.

875
01:20:43,594 --> 01:20:45,762
-What?
-Oh, my God.

876
01:20:46,305 --> 01:20:47,598
Is he sleeping?

877
01:20:48,390 --> 01:20:49,808
Dude, he's in a coffin.

878
01:20:50,392 --> 01:20:54,479
It's Ivo Shandor.
He's been in here for 75 years?

879
01:20:55,272 --> 01:20:56,481
He looks fantastic.

880
01:20:56,565 --> 01:20:59,401
You know when you die,
your fingernails keep growing.

881
01:20:59,484 --> 01:21:01,528
Not true. Your skin just shrinks.

882
01:21:01,612 --> 01:21:03,739
Something was coming and he knew it.

883
01:21:06,783 --> 01:21:08,243
I think these are years.

884
01:21:10,204 --> 01:21:11,496
1883.

885
01:21:13,332 --> 01:21:14,708
The Krakatoa eruption.

886
01:21:14,791 --> 01:21:17,503
The most violent volcanic activity
in human history.

887
01:21:17,586 --> 01:21:19,338
What happened in 1908?
888
01:21:19,963 --> 01:21:22,424
Probably the Tunguska blast over Siberia.

889
01:21:22,925 --> 01:21:24,092
1945.

890
01:21:25,385 --> 01:21:26,637
What didn't happen?

891
01:21:27,930 --> 01:21:29,139
1984.

892
01:21:29,973 --> 01:21:31,767
Ghosts attack New York City.

893
01:21:31,850 --> 01:21:33,435
The Manhattan Crossrip.

894
01:21:41,401 --> 01:21:44,530
-It's a countdown.
-Like a prophecy?

895
01:21:44,613 --> 01:21:45,948
Do you guys hear that?

896
01:21:57,501 --> 01:21:58,710
Yeah, I do.

897
01:22:05,926 --> 01:22:07,803
I think it's coming from the death pit.

898
01:22:28,115 --> 01:22:29,116
Phoebe.

899
01:22:44,673 --> 01:22:45,674
Phoebe!

900
01:22:51,138 --> 01:22:52,264
The earthquakes.

901
01:22:55,976 --> 01:22:58,729
-Oh, my gosh!
-Phoebe!
902
01:22:58,812 --> 01:23:00,981
Phoebe.

903
01:23:05,360 --> 01:23:08,530
Phoebe.

904
01:23:29,927 --> 01:23:31,637
I think he's alive.

905
01:23:32,262 --> 01:23:34,681
-Are you okay?
-Yeah. Yeah.

906
01:23:34,765 --> 01:23:36,141
-Are you?
-Yeah.

907
01:23:40,896 --> 01:23:42,147
Pheebs, what's wrong?

908
01:23:42,773 --> 01:23:44,233
He was right all along.

909
01:23:45,400 --> 01:23:47,945
-What do you mean?
-Our grandfather.

910
01:23:48,529 --> 01:23:50,531
He was right here. He built this.

911
01:23:51,240 --> 01:23:53,825
He was standing guard,
even when no one believed him.

912
01:23:55,994 --> 01:23:57,663
He sacrificed everything.

913
01:23:58,872 --> 01:23:59,873
His life.

914
01:24:00,999 --> 01:24:02,209
His friends.

915
01:24:05,546 --> 01:24:06,547
Us.
916
01:24:11,510 --> 01:24:12,386
Bummer.

917
01:24:15,055 --> 01:24:15,889
Dude.

918
01:24:18,559 --> 01:24:19,768
We need to tell Mom.

919
01:24:20,352 --> 01:24:21,395
Phoebe?

920
01:24:23,438 --> 01:24:24,314
Pheebs?

921
01:26:59,720 --> 01:27:00,554
Mom?

922
01:27:05,934 --> 01:27:06,768
Mom?

923
01:27:09,396 --> 01:27:12,900
There is no Mom. There is only Zuul.

924
01:27:18,238 --> 01:27:20,240
Mom, are you okay?

925
01:27:24,536 --> 01:27:29,374
There is no Mom. There is only Zuul.

926
01:27:32,711 --> 01:27:33,921
What's happening?

927
01:27:35,756 --> 01:27:36,673
Mom?

928
01:27:37,549 --> 01:27:38,759
Is she okay?

929
01:27:38,842 --> 01:27:39,801
Mom?

930
01:27:52,356 --> 01:27:54,483
Are you the Keymaster?

931
01:27:55,359 --> 01:27:57,069
-I don't know.
-Mom!

932
01:27:57,152 --> 01:27:58,445
-What do I do?
-Mom, stop!

933
01:29:00,132 --> 01:29:01,175
Mom!

934
01:29:05,262 --> 01:29:07,222
What the hell is going on?

935
01:29:34,416 --> 01:29:35,501
What is all this?

936
01:29:37,085 --> 01:29:38,378
This isn't a farm.

937
01:29:40,881 --> 01:29:42,341
It's a trap.

938
01:30:12,079 --> 01:30:12,913
What?

939
01:30:14,039 --> 01:30:14,873
Nothing.

940
01:30:17,459 --> 01:30:19,586
This is what he's been working on
all those years.

941
01:30:19,670 --> 01:30:21,588
-Building this model?
-The detail is amazing.

942
01:30:21,672 --> 01:30:24,883
No, he came here to finish
what the original Ghostbusters started.

943
01:30:24,967 --> 01:30:26,844
-To trap Gozer...
-Out in that dirt field.
944
01:30:26,927 --> 01:30:29,638
Exactly. These big silos act
as a capacitor.

945
01:30:31,390 --> 01:30:33,517
-What's a capacitor?
-Would it kill you to read?

946
01:30:33,600 --> 01:30:35,143
Would it kill you to just tell me?

947
01:30:35,227 --> 01:30:38,063
Once activated, these towers can hold
a charge for one moment.

948
01:30:38,146 --> 01:30:40,691
But in that one moment,
they can power hundreds of traps.

949
01:30:40,774 --> 01:30:43,068
So how do we get Gozer into the field?

950
01:30:43,151 --> 01:30:46,488
-Gozer's protected by two evil spirits.
-The Keymaster and the Gatekeeper.

951
01:30:46,572 --> 01:30:49,741
She needs both of them.
No Gatekeeper, no Gozer.

952
01:30:49,825 --> 01:30:52,661
First these spirits must possess
two human souls.

953
01:30:52,744 --> 01:30:55,163
-Like Mom.
-So they can unite...

954
01:30:56,164 --> 01:30:57,082
formally.

955
01:30:59,710 --> 01:31:02,504
-What are we talking about?
-We're thinking at least third base.

956
01:31:03,088 --> 01:31:04,047
Go, Mom.

957
01:31:27,112 --> 01:31:28,614
I like your eyes.

958
01:31:31,325 --> 01:31:32,451
Thanks.

959
01:31:54,056 --> 01:31:55,265
They were just here.

960
01:31:57,935 --> 01:31:58,936
There she is.

961
01:32:03,649 --> 01:32:07,027
-Got anything?
-No, just more stupid guns.

962
01:32:09,363 --> 01:32:11,865
A jail inside a jail.

963
01:32:12,741 --> 01:32:14,368
What are you talking about?

964
01:32:15,369 --> 01:32:16,912
No, no, no!

965
01:32:19,206 --> 01:32:22,334
It's an ANSI Class One
electromagnetic deadbolt.

966
01:32:23,418 --> 01:32:24,628
I believe in you.

967
01:32:26,213 --> 01:32:27,256
It's unpickable.

968
01:32:39,810 --> 01:32:42,855
-What are you doing?
-I have a plan.

969
01:32:44,982 --> 01:32:45,816
Wait!

970
01:33:09,756 --> 01:33:10,841
Come on. Let's go.

971
01:33:11,758 --> 01:33:12,801
Okay.

972
01:33:17,931 --> 01:33:19,349
-Ready?
-I'll be waiting.

973
01:34:05,854 --> 01:34:06,939
That's my mom.

974
01:34:26,124 --> 01:34:27,209
What?

975
01:35:00,617 --> 01:35:01,827
Your Eminence.

976
01:35:03,078 --> 01:35:05,247
Goddess of Gods.

977
01:35:05,330 --> 01:35:08,166
I have built this temple for you,

978
01:35:08,876 --> 01:35:10,711
so that you might return to Earth...

979
01:35:12,754 --> 01:35:13,839
and together...

980
01:35:16,175 --> 01:35:17,259
we...

981
01:35:18,802 --> 01:35:20,262
We can rule the world.

982
01:35:50,209 --> 01:35:51,376
Excuse me.

983
01:35:53,962 --> 01:35:55,255
Pardon me.

984
01:35:56,381 --> 01:35:57,424
Yeah, hi.
985
01:36:06,475 --> 01:36:09,186
What do you call a fish with no eyes?

986
01:36:13,065 --> 01:36:13,899
A...

987
01:36:21,365 --> 01:36:22,407
A whale--

988
01:36:23,033 --> 01:36:25,077
There's two whales in a bar.
One of them goes:

989
01:36:29,998 --> 01:36:32,000
And then the other one goes:

990
01:36:32,084 --> 01:36:33,752
"Go home. You're drunk."

991
01:36:41,051 --> 01:36:41,969
Okay.

992
01:36:42,928 --> 01:36:45,764
So a grasshopper walks into a bar...

993
01:36:46,849 --> 01:36:50,644
and the bartender's like,
"We have a drink named after you."

994
01:36:51,270 --> 01:36:52,521
Then the grasshopper's like:

995
01:36:53,522 --> 01:36:56,775
"You have a drink named Steve?"

996
01:37:00,445 --> 01:37:04,950
Have you come
to offer yourself in sacrifice?

997
01:37:05,576 --> 01:37:06,410
What?

998
01:37:07,828 --> 01:37:11,373
Are you prepared to die?
999
01:37:12,291 --> 01:37:14,042
No, I'm 12.

1000
01:37:17,379 --> 01:37:18,589
Are you?

1001
01:37:29,641 --> 01:37:30,851
Mom!

1002
01:37:52,039 --> 01:37:54,499
-Wait, wait. What's going on?
-Hey!

1003
01:37:54,583 --> 01:37:56,376
-What's happening? Where am I?
-It's okay.

1004
01:37:56,460 --> 01:37:57,836
-You were possessed.
-Possessed?

1005
01:37:57,920 --> 01:38:00,672
-Then you turned into a dog.
-Then you got humpy.

1006
01:38:00,756 --> 01:38:01,715
-Humpy?
-Hold on!

1007
01:38:15,646 --> 01:38:19,358
Oh, Phoebe. Phoebe.
There's this secret basement...

1008
01:38:19,441 --> 01:38:21,818
-We know.
-...with computers and equipment.

1009
01:38:21,902 --> 01:38:23,362
-Isn't that place insane?
-Yes!

1010
01:38:23,445 --> 01:38:26,949
-And it seemed like he had a plan.
-We're aware.

1011
01:38:27,783 --> 01:38:32,663
And there were all these photos of me.
Like he was tracking my entire life.

1012
01:38:32,746 --> 01:38:35,249
-How rewarding.
-Super news. We wanna hear about it.

1013
01:38:35,332 --> 01:38:37,709
Yeah, but we're trying
to save the world right now.

1014
01:38:37,793 --> 01:38:39,503
Cool. I'm in. How can I help?

1015
01:38:40,295 --> 01:38:42,422
-No!
-What the hell was that?

1016
01:38:42,506 --> 01:38:45,050
-That was your boyfriend Gary.
-Boyfriend?

1017
01:38:53,141 --> 01:38:55,352
-Inside that trap is the Gatekeeper.
-Gatekeeper?

1018
01:38:55,435 --> 01:38:57,187
If the Gatekeeper
and the Keymaster reunite--

1019
01:38:57,271 --> 01:38:59,439
-Keymaster?
-One second.

1020
01:39:09,157 --> 01:39:10,242
Phoebe.

1021
01:39:10,325 --> 01:39:12,452
You're-- You're--

1022
01:39:14,329 --> 01:39:15,539
I'm a scientist.

1023
01:39:19,668 --> 01:39:21,170
-We got her!
-Yes!
1024
01:39:21,253 --> 01:39:22,629
This was Grandpa's plan.

1025
01:39:24,339 --> 01:39:25,591
Coming in hot!

1026
01:39:46,862 --> 01:39:48,447
Mom, come on!

1027
01:39:48,530 --> 01:39:49,656
Oh, my God.

1028
01:40:02,711 --> 01:40:04,338
-Get back. Get back.
-Mom.

1029
01:40:07,674 --> 01:40:09,134
-What's up?
-Hey.

1030
01:40:13,805 --> 01:40:14,848
No, no, no.

1031
01:40:50,968 --> 01:40:51,885
Pull the lever.

1032
01:40:51,969 --> 01:40:52,803
Pull--?

1033
01:41:06,275 --> 01:41:07,276
Hey!

1034
01:41:18,704 --> 01:41:20,706
Come on, what are you waiting for?

1035
01:41:20,789 --> 01:41:23,041
I'm waiting for this thing to work!
It's not working!

1036
01:41:39,433 --> 01:41:41,310
-Mom, hit the pedal!
-Pedal?

1037
01:41:58,243 --> 01:41:59,661
Lucky!

1038
01:41:59,745 --> 01:42:01,038
Podcast, what are you doing?

1039
01:42:01,121 --> 01:42:02,664
I've got my own problems!

1040
01:42:52,506 --> 01:42:53,632
Oh, no.

1041
01:42:55,259 --> 01:42:56,260
No.

1042
01:43:01,139 --> 01:43:02,516
Hey, flattop.

1043
01:43:05,769 --> 01:43:07,020
Have you missed us?

1044
01:43:11,441 --> 01:43:12,818
Gozer the Gozerian,

1045
01:43:13,694 --> 01:43:16,446
in the name of the county of Summerville,
state of Oklahoma,

1046
01:43:16,530 --> 01:43:20,325
the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service,
all the members of Ducks Unlimited,

1047
01:43:20,409 --> 01:43:23,036
the Association
for the Advancement of Retired Persons,

1048
01:43:23,120 --> 01:43:26,456
I command you
under the National Invasive Species Act

1049
01:43:26,540 --> 01:43:29,126
to depart this world immediately.

1050
01:43:30,002 --> 01:43:30,836
Bravo.

1051
01:43:34,590 --> 01:43:36,383
I think she remembers us.

1052
01:43:39,636 --> 01:43:40,721
Are you...

1053
01:43:41,555 --> 01:43:43,140
a god?

1054
01:43:46,310 --> 01:43:48,187
-Ray?
-Oh, come on, Ray.

1055
01:43:49,688 --> 01:43:50,856
Yes.

1056
01:43:50,939 --> 01:43:52,482
Yeah, we're all gods.

1057
01:43:53,108 --> 01:43:55,652
Yeah, I mean,
we're all pretty dang special down here.

1058
01:43:55,736 --> 01:43:56,904
On a personal note:

1059
01:43:56,987 --> 01:43:59,615
I thought that we had busted up for good.

1060
01:43:59,698 --> 01:44:01,074
It wasn't working for me.

1061
01:44:01,158 --> 01:44:03,744
My friends didn't think so.
I know yours didn't.

1062
01:44:04,578 --> 01:44:06,788
Okay, playtime's over.
Let's toast this muffin.

1063
01:44:09,875 --> 01:44:11,293
Light them up.

1064
01:44:13,587 --> 01:44:14,963
Man, I love that sound.
1065
01:44:17,257 --> 01:44:18,300
On the count of three.

1066
01:44:18,383 --> 01:44:20,928
Go on "two." One. Two.

1067
01:44:23,764 --> 01:44:26,475
Yeah, nothing stings
like a billion electron volts!

1068
01:44:36,360 --> 01:44:37,611
Yes!

1069
01:44:39,238 --> 01:44:40,781
-Do you feel that?
-Yeah.

1070
01:44:45,452 --> 01:44:47,329
She's uncrossing the streams!

1071
01:44:52,709 --> 01:44:53,877
No!

1072
01:44:55,963 --> 01:44:56,964
Are they dead?

1073
01:45:00,634 --> 01:45:03,136
I don't remember
this job being so painful.

1074
01:45:04,179 --> 01:45:06,932
-I do.
-You got a lot of nerve.

1075
01:45:08,892 --> 01:45:11,645
Coming back here, crawling back to me.

1076
01:45:12,771 --> 01:45:15,899
We could've been
the most spectacular power couple.

1077
01:45:15,983 --> 01:45:19,486
You know, my sense of fun
and your personality.

1078
01:45:20,404 --> 01:45:23,407
But, no, you always had
to vanquish and conquer.

1079
01:45:23,490 --> 01:45:25,075
Always had to maim somebody.

1080
01:45:25,158 --> 01:45:28,704
And that's probably
the number one reason why--

1081
01:45:28,787 --> 01:45:30,289
Good try, anyway.

1082
01:45:30,914 --> 01:45:32,541
Now we're finished, babe.

1083
01:45:32,624 --> 01:45:33,709
We're finished.

1084
01:45:42,551 --> 01:45:43,385
No.

1085
01:45:55,856 --> 01:45:57,316
Come on, Phoebe.

1086
01:46:24,051 --> 01:46:24,927
Holy shit.

1087
01:47:08,595 --> 01:47:09,638
We're on!

1088
01:48:11,992 --> 01:48:13,327
I thought you might turn up.

1089
01:48:19,082 --> 01:48:20,083
I'm sorry...

1090
01:48:21,126 --> 01:48:22,711
I didn't believe you.

1091
01:48:24,922 --> 01:48:26,089
I should've called.

1092
01:48:27,257 --> 01:48:28,592
I miss you, my friend.

1093
01:48:34,765 --> 01:48:36,183
Are you okay?

1094
01:48:36,266 --> 01:48:38,185
-You scared the shit out of me.
-Mom.

1095
01:48:38,268 --> 01:48:39,603
I can't breathe.

1096
01:48:39,686 --> 01:48:40,771
Okay.

1097
01:48:42,314 --> 01:48:43,148
Hi there.

1098
01:48:43,982 --> 01:48:45,734
Pete Venkman from the home office.

1099
01:48:45,817 --> 01:48:48,195
-Thanks for pitching in.
-You're welcome.

1100
01:48:48,278 --> 01:48:49,655
I like your style.

1101
01:48:49,738 --> 01:48:50,739
Who's that one?

1102
01:48:51,365 --> 01:48:52,324
Callie.

1103
01:48:54,535 --> 01:48:55,953
Callie Spengler.

1104
01:48:56,036 --> 01:48:56,912
Spengler?

1105
01:48:57,663 --> 01:49:00,123
Weird name. Try to make the best of that.

1106
01:49:00,707 --> 01:49:03,126
All right. We're gonna have cocoa inside.
1107
01:49:03,210 --> 01:49:05,462
And some of us will have rum with it.

1108
01:49:06,713 --> 01:49:07,798
Lucky!

1109
01:49:13,887 --> 01:49:16,223
God. Hey. Hey, man.

1110
01:49:16,306 --> 01:49:19,184
-Are you okay?
-Yeah, I-- Yeah.

1111
01:49:19,810 --> 01:49:21,520
My hands hurt from galloping.

1112
01:49:29,278 --> 01:49:30,153
Oh, my God.

1113
01:49:31,196 --> 01:49:32,573
I totally thought I lost you.

1114
01:49:32,656 --> 01:49:34,199
Sorry about that.

1115
01:49:35,200 --> 01:49:36,243
That was weird.

1116
01:49:36,827 --> 01:49:37,661
Yeah.

1117
01:49:38,745 --> 01:49:41,456
-I'm bleeding. Why am I bleeding?
-You headbutted a park bench.

1118
01:49:41,540 --> 01:49:43,292
-Oh, right. Yeah.
-Yeah.

1119
01:49:45,836 --> 01:49:47,504
-Hi.
-Hi.

1120
01:49:49,047 --> 01:49:51,341
-Back there, yeah.
-Yeah.

1121
01:49:51,425 --> 01:49:53,135
I mean, before we became dogs

1122
01:49:53,218 --> 01:49:57,055
and opened the gates of hell,
I think that maybe we--

1123
01:49:57,139 --> 01:49:59,308
Yeah. Yeah, I think so too.

1124
01:50:00,684 --> 01:50:03,353
-But then we saved the world, so...
-That's true.

1125
01:50:07,983 --> 01:50:09,443
Are you all right, son?

1126
01:50:10,694 --> 01:50:14,114
You just singlehandedly defeated
a manifestation of Gozer.

1127
01:50:14,198 --> 01:50:15,824
You gotta be on my podcast.

1128
01:50:16,366 --> 01:50:17,743
Sure. What's it called?

1129
01:50:17,826 --> 01:50:19,494
Mystical Tales of the Unknown Universe.

1130
01:50:19,578 --> 01:50:21,538
M.T.U.U., that's you?

1131
01:50:21,622 --> 01:50:22,539
Wait.

1132
01:50:22,623 --> 01:50:23,999
You're my subscriber?!

1133
01:50:24,082 --> 01:50:27,419
Really found its voice
in the 46th episode.
1134
01:50:29,087 --> 01:50:30,506
What did they do to you?

1135
01:50:33,467 --> 01:50:34,468
Don't worry.

1136
01:50:35,802 --> 01:50:38,305
I'll take you home,
get you all cleaned up.

1137
01:50:44,061 --> 01:50:44,895
Go.

1138
01:50:49,566 --> 01:50:50,400
Hey.

1139
01:54:37,211 --> 01:54:38,462
Tell me what this is.

1140
01:54:43,467 --> 01:54:44,510
Lines.

1141
01:54:46,470 --> 01:54:47,304
Two--

1142
01:54:47,888 --> 01:54:49,431
No, three...

1143
01:54:51,141 --> 01:54:52,392
wavy lines.

1144
01:54:56,355 --> 01:54:57,898
-It's amazing.
-You're amazing.

1145
01:54:57,981 --> 01:54:59,608
With your ability to...

1146
01:55:00,692 --> 01:55:02,194
flood my psychic powers.

1147
01:55:02,277 --> 01:55:04,571
I can't believe
you used to shock your students.
1148
01:55:04,655 --> 01:55:07,241
Between us, I only zapped the guys.

1149
01:55:09,284 --> 01:55:12,079
It was flawed science.
I know that now. I admit that.

1150
01:55:12,162 --> 01:55:12,996
Ready?

1151
01:55:13,580 --> 01:55:14,915
Try this one.

1152
01:55:17,835 --> 01:55:18,836
Take a moment.

1153
01:55:23,841 --> 01:55:25,425
It's a five-pointed star.

1154
01:55:26,426 --> 01:55:28,637
-Yes?
-How are you doing that?

1155
01:55:28,720 --> 01:55:33,100
Some believe that true love imbues
a subject with the ability--

1156
01:55:34,518 --> 01:55:36,645
-Did you mark the cards?
-No.

1157
01:55:36,728 --> 01:55:37,813
You did, didn't you?

1158
01:55:39,439 --> 01:55:40,274
Yeah.

1159
01:55:44,069 --> 01:55:45,612
It works well.

1160
02:01:52,563 --> 02:01:55,315
-I want you to take this.
-What is it?

1161
02:01:55,941 --> 02:02:01,405
It's a souvenir from the World's Fair
at Flushing Meadow in 1964.

1162
02:02:01,488 --> 02:02:03,198
It's my lucky coin.

1163
02:02:03,282 --> 02:02:05,701
I shouldn't take it.
We might not be coming back.

1164
02:02:06,618 --> 02:02:09,788
Take it anyway. I got another one at home.

1165
02:02:16,503 --> 02:02:17,963
Egon was the brains.

1166
02:02:18,630 --> 02:02:19,923
Ray was the heart.

1167
02:02:21,216 --> 02:02:22,718
Peter just kept it cool.

1168
02:02:24,136 --> 02:02:24,970
Who were you?

1169
02:02:25,888 --> 02:02:26,972
The sex appeal.

1170
02:02:30,893 --> 02:02:33,353
You've done very well for yourself.

1171
02:02:33,437 --> 02:02:35,022
A lot of shelf space.

1172
02:02:35,898 --> 02:02:37,524
See, that's the thing.

1173
02:02:38,317 --> 02:02:40,110
I don't do it for me.

1174
02:02:41,111 --> 02:02:42,362
I do it for my kids,

1175
02:02:42,446 --> 02:02:45,866
and I wanna be an example
of what's possible.

1176
02:02:45,949 --> 02:02:49,036
You still covering the rent
at Ray's bookshop?

1177
02:02:50,412 --> 02:02:52,706
Ray's gonna turn a profit
one of these days.

1178
02:02:53,457 --> 02:02:55,417
I remember the day you came in.

1179
02:02:56,418 --> 02:02:58,629
I came in looking for a steady paycheck.

1180
02:02:59,254 --> 02:03:01,006
But busting ghosts with the guys...

1181
02:03:01,715 --> 02:03:03,217
taught me not to be afraid.

1182
02:03:03,800 --> 02:03:06,512
That I had the tools and I had the talent.

1183
02:03:07,137 --> 02:03:09,515
I started this business with one employee.

1184
02:03:10,307 --> 02:03:13,519
And I've grown it
into a thriving global enterprise.

1185
02:03:14,478 --> 02:03:16,104
I may be a businessman,

1186
02:03:16,813 --> 02:03:19,942
but I will always be a Ghostbuster.