Jack questions Lucy about her relationship with Peter, who is in a coma, as he finds it suspicious that they became engaged only three months after meeting. Lucy struggles to answer questions about Peter correctly. When pressed, Lucy reveals an intimate detail about Peter to prove their relationship is real, saying that about a month ago he lost one of his testicles in a basketball accident when a friend's pencil was in their back pocket. Others are uncomfortable hearing this intimate detail.
Jack questions Lucy about her relationship with Peter, who is in a coma, as he finds it suspicious that they became engaged only three months after meeting. Lucy struggles to answer questions about Peter correctly. When pressed, Lucy reveals an intimate detail about Peter to prove their relationship is real, saying that about a month ago he lost one of his testicles in a basketball accident when a friend's pencil was in their back pocket. Others are uncomfortable hearing this intimate detail.
Jack questions Lucy about her relationship with Peter, who is in a coma, as he finds it suspicious that they became engaged only three months after meeting. Lucy struggles to answer questions about Peter correctly. When pressed, Lucy reveals an intimate detail about Peter to prove their relationship is real, saying that about a month ago he lost one of his testicles in a basketball accident when a friend's pencil was in their back pocket. Others are uncomfortable hearing this intimate detail.
Lucy: Of me? Jack: No, Of you and Peter. Lucy: I'm, I'm not that photogenic. Jack: I doubt that. Nurse: All right, now I want you to sit here and sip this, or you'll get woozy. Jack: When did you start seeing Peter? Lucy: September seventeenth. Jack: Three months. That's quick. Lucy: You have no idea. Jack: That's fast. Th-that's f... That's rea... Lucy: Very clean. That's a fast engagement. Kitty? Kitty? Rich kitty? Nurse: Miss! Come here, meal time! Lucy: I'm fine. Kitty, kitty Kitty, kitty? Nurse: Wait, I'm not finished with you! Kitty, kitty Kitty, kitty? Jack: I got it. I got it. I got it. Ps-ps.Ps-ps.Ps-ps.Ps-ps. Kitty? Ox: What the hell has he got a TV for? Kitty? Food. kitty, kitty. kitty, kitty. He's in a coma, for Christ's sake. Come here. Come here. Midge: Ox, shh! Come on, honey. Where are you? You know, he might hear you, you know. Oh, I'm so sorry. Ox: Then get him a radio. Jack: Nice shot. Midge: Maybe he'd like us to sing to him. Lucy: Oh, um, uh, I'll get you some ice. Ox: Maybe Lucy knows his favorite song. I'm sorry, I wasn't expecting anybody. Midge: "Puff, the Magic Dragon." Jack: Hey, how'd you get in here? Lucy: Oh, Dragon. Lucy: key. Lucy: Huh? Jack: Key? Oh, you stay here a lot, huh? Jack: Which one of the Three Stooges was Lucy: Oh, you know, feed the cat. Peter's favorite? Jack: Peter doesn't have a cat. Lucy: Curly. Lucy: Oh. Hello, honey. Fluffy. Jack: Curly! Hah! He's everybody's Hello, Fluffy. You must be so hungry. favorite. Jack: Are you gonna get that? Saul: Well, I like Shemp. Lucy: Oh, no, I'm, I'm gonna let the Jack: Favorite ice cream. machine get it. Lucy: Baskin-Robbins. Jack: Hello? It's...for you. Jack: Favorite baseball team. Lucy: Hello. Okay. Bye bye. Lucy: Chicago. That was the hospital. They say it's Jack: Cubs or White Sox? customary for the friends and family to Ox: What the heck is going on? come down and give blood. Midge: Why are you asking her all these Jack: Let's go together. question? Lucy: You know what? I think maybe we Jack: Don't ask me. Ask her boyfriend. should take your truck. Midge: That isn't very funny, you know. Jack: Oh, no, take Peter's car. Jack: No, no, Not this boyfriend. Lucy: Oh, okay. Joe Fusco. Jack: You know where it's parked, don't Lucy: Joe Junior? you? Jack: Mm-hm, that's right. Lucy: Oh, yeah, I, uh, yeah. Mister Joe Fusco, Junior. He said that you were intimate. Lucy: Yeah, well he also said he invented aluminum foil. He's delusional.
Jack: He was very lucid when I talked to
him. Elise: Oh, dear. Oh, dear. Midge: Ma, are you okay? Ox: You see what you did? Jack: What did I do? Elise: You know, if she wanted to prove it she'd prove it. Lucy: Peter has one testicle. Jack: No way. Lucy: Way. About a month ago, there was an accident, and he was playing basketball, and his friend had a pencil in his... back pocket. Jack: Maybe, um.... Ox: Oh, no. Jack: Well, somebody's gotta look. Mary: Don't look at me. Jack: No... Yeah, maybe, uh... Listen, it's not my, uh, uh.... Midge: Okay, I'm his mother. Mary: Oh, Ma, Ooh. Elise: Well, look at the bright side. He's got more room in his Jockey shorts. Midge: Ma!