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SCENE-7 Jack: Hey, we'll have to get your picture

for the mantel.


Lucy: Of me?
Jack: No, Of you and Peter.
Lucy: I'm, I'm not that photogenic.
Jack: I doubt that.
Nurse: All right, now I want you to sit here
and sip this, or you'll get woozy.
Jack: When did you start seeing Peter?
Lucy: September seventeenth.
Jack: Three months. That's quick.
Lucy: You have no idea.
Jack: That's fast. Th-that's f... That's rea...
Lucy: Very clean. That's a fast engagement.
Kitty? Kitty? Rich kitty? Nurse: Miss!
Come here, meal time! Lucy: I'm fine.
Kitty, kitty Kitty, kitty? Nurse: Wait, I'm not finished with you!
Kitty, kitty Kitty, kitty? Jack: I got it. I got it. I got it.
Ps-ps.Ps-ps.Ps-ps.Ps-ps. Kitty? Ox: What the hell has he got a TV for?
Kitty? Food. kitty, kitty. kitty, kitty. He's in a coma, for Christ's sake.
Come here. Come here. Midge: Ox, shh!
Come on, honey. Where are you? You know, he might hear you, you know.
Oh, I'm so sorry. Ox: Then get him a radio.
Jack: Nice shot. Midge: Maybe he'd like us to sing to him.
Lucy: Oh, um, uh, I'll get you some ice. Ox: Maybe Lucy knows his favorite song.
I'm sorry, I wasn't expecting anybody. Midge: "Puff, the Magic Dragon."
Jack: Hey, how'd you get in here? Lucy: Oh, Dragon.
Lucy: key. Lucy: Huh?
Jack: Key? Oh, you stay here a lot, huh? Jack: Which one of the Three Stooges was
Lucy: Oh, you know, feed the cat. Peter's favorite?
Jack: Peter doesn't have a cat. Lucy: Curly.
Lucy: Oh. Hello, honey. Fluffy. Jack: Curly! Hah! He's everybody's
Hello, Fluffy. You must be so hungry. favorite.
Jack: Are you gonna get that? Saul: Well, I like Shemp.
Lucy: Oh, no, I'm, I'm gonna let the Jack: Favorite ice cream.
machine get it. Lucy: Baskin-Robbins.
Jack: Hello? It's...for you. Jack: Favorite baseball team.
Lucy: Hello. Okay. Bye bye. Lucy: Chicago.
That was the hospital. They say it's Jack: Cubs or White Sox?
customary for the friends and family to Ox: What the heck is going on?
come down and give blood. Midge: Why are you asking her all these
Jack: Let's go together. question?
Lucy: You know what? I think maybe we Jack: Don't ask me. Ask her boyfriend.
should take your truck. Midge: That isn't very funny, you know.
Jack: Oh, no, take Peter's car. Jack: No, no, Not this boyfriend.
Lucy: Oh, okay. Joe Fusco.
Jack: You know where it's parked, don't Lucy: Joe Junior?
you? Jack: Mm-hm, that's right.
Lucy: Oh, yeah, I, uh, yeah. Mister Joe Fusco, Junior.
He said that you were intimate.
Lucy: Yeah, well he also said he invented
aluminum foil. He's delusional.

Jack: He was very lucid when I talked to


him.
Elise: Oh, dear. Oh, dear.
Midge: Ma, are you okay?
Ox: You see what you did?
Jack: What did I do?
Elise: You know, if she wanted to prove it
she'd prove it.
Lucy: Peter has one testicle.
Jack: No way.
Lucy: Way. About a month ago, there was
an accident, and he was playing basketball,
and his friend had a pencil in his... back
pocket.
Jack: Maybe, um....
Ox: Oh, no.
Jack: Well, somebody's gotta look.
Mary: Don't look at me.
Jack: No... Yeah, maybe, uh...
Listen, it's not my, uh, uh....
Midge: Okay, I'm his mother.
Mary: Oh, Ma, Ooh.
Elise: Well, look at the bright side.
He's got more room in his Jockey shorts.
Midge: Ma!

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