the ipl script

son betha hoga , do laptop aur kuch phones honge, usko call ayega .
customer- ji mujhe mi aur csk k match mai betting karni thi,, betting
god big chilly hai??
ami- nhi nhi, ab mr. big chilly nahi, mai hun naya betting god. haan
toh konse team pe bet lagana chahenge??
bodyguard- sir ek aur call
ami- tell him sir is busy.. ignore all calls..
ami-haan aap boliye na..
customer- mumbai
ami- kya?? mumbai?? mai apko bataa raha hun apka paisa dub jayeha..
Rohit ka pet dekha hai?? statue of unity se bada hai
customer- thik hai bangalore kardo...
ami- kya?? bangalore?? mai bataa raha hun apke paise dubb jayenge ..
Kohli kiske gendo ki practice karta hai aap jante hain na, wo video
dekhi hai na aapne,, ek kaam kariye csk pe lagaiye,
customer- par uska match toh abhi nhi hai!!
ami-haan, toh jab uska match hoga tab lagaiye..
customer-hat be gandu
ami- recieves another call(rasode me kaun tha)
dream breaks
he cooks chana annd sees that chana is bahar so he doing the chana
again andar.. and goes off
comes and turns on the tv. and watching ipl
big b comes-
big b-tu kabse ipl dekhne lagaa?? kahinn betting setting k chakkar mai
toh nahi padaa hai??
ami- are nahi bhaiya,wo meri ek friend hai na manisha , wo dubai gayi
hai , ipl dekhne , toh wo boli k mai idhar jor jor se tera naam lungi
tu ghar mai tv mai se sunna... bas wahi sunne k liye
big b- sunai diya??
ami- kahan bhaiya?? lagta hai bheed mai uski aawaz nhi aarahi hai
big b- par iss saal toh stadium mai koi audience allow hi nhi hai, to
wo ipl dekhne dubai kyu jayegi?? aur tu jo sound sunn raha hai nawo v
artificial hai
ami- accha?? mujhe pataa tha manisha dhokebaaj niklegi, mujhe lagta
hai wo dhobi ghat jaake mujhe dubai bol rahi hai, par bhaiya sacchi
mai mujhe ipl samajh me v nhi aata
big b- good!! ye betting k chakkar mai mat pad bahot buri bimari hai
ami- par apko ye sab kaise malum hai?? aapne kabhi kiya hai kya??
big b-mujhe toh iske baare mai kuch pataa hi nhi. kon kisko kharidta
hai, kon kisko bechta hai, wo toh mere dost mujhe bataa rahe the toh
maine tumhe samjhaa diya...
papa- nalayak!! nasamjh!! bade bhai ki baat na sunkar usko ulta jawab
deta hai?? sanskar naam ka cheez hai ki nhi?? kitna accha hai mera
badaa beta , sharma ji k ladke ki tarah toh bilkul bhi nhi hai,, jua
se bilkul dur rehta hai..
ami- par papa it's not jua it's betting
papa- haan dono same hi hai beta, dono mai log gareeb hote hai... jab
mai chota tha na
ami-aare yaar papa
papa-humare gaon me ek admi rehta tha jiska naam 'Ranga tau' tha. wo
jua khel khel k apni ghar, jameen,biwi sab haar gaya, phir apni
shirt ,pant, aur apni chaddi jisme 10,12 holes the wo v haar gaya,
'Ranga tau" se 'Nanga tau' kab hua usko pataa bhi nhi chala...
papa- waise side ho(bolke kuch dhundne lagega)
ami- papa aap kuch dhund rahe ho??
papa- nhi kuch nhi
(ami gets a call)
small frnd- kya re gandu betting karega kya
(big bro and papa standing)
ami-haan, kal mera batting ruk gaya tha na aaj mai first batting
karunga
samll frnd- down rate ya upper rate chahiye??
ami- upper!! matlab upar se hi six marunga, kuch v niche nhi ayega
small frnd- kitna??
ami-10,10(bro sees with suspicious look)
small frnd-10 kya hajar ya lakh??
ami- 10 over khelunga bas
small frnd-10 hajar?? ya lakh??
ami- nhi nhi 10 over hi khelunga..
small frnd-(can't hear)kya 10 hajar nhi?? 10 lakh??
ami-(with tens)haan haan,saam ko milte hai
ami- papa aap kuch dhund rahe hai mai aapki madat karta hoon(karke
bhai se dur jayega)
(big bro ka call ayega,wo chala jayega ,ami us dost ko call karne ki
kosish karega lekin switched off ayega)
ami- kahan phas gaya yaar
(ami sitting in the room and watching ipl in phone)
ami- kya yaar kohli? 10 balls me sirf 3 runs?? aise baith mat kohli
kuch kar, baith mat kohli kuch kar..
(papa entering the room finding something lost)
papa- beta ye kya kar raha hai?
ami- motivate papa ji!! apne apko keh raha hoon, aise khali mat baith
kuch kar. aapka naam v toh roshan karna hai na??
papa- nahi beta mera naam bijli hi thik hai. tu apna motivation chalu
rakh..(starts finding again)
(ami sses his brother with some money, then big bro sees him and
changes place)
(ami doubts)
(ami stands near big bro's phone.. then big bro's phone rings, he
recieves)
big frnd-are bhai tu 10 lakh har gaya, tera pura paisa gaya
(then big bro enters)
ami-(angrily) kya bol rahe the?? betting k chakkar mai mat pad bahot
buri bimari hai, mujhe bolke khud betting karte ho, sharam nhi aati??
aur betting karke 10 lakh haar v gaye?? 10 lat, hatt!! 10lakh kidhar
se laye??
(papa enters finding something)
papa- beta, kisine meri gaadi ki chabi dekhi hai?? subah se nhi mil
raha hai..
(toh big bro small bro ko ishara karega k unke car ko bech k laya
hoon)(both comes outdoor and sit with tention)
( big frnd enters and talking to him something)
(small frnd entering dancing)(ami doing ishara that big bro is here
but they can't listen)
(then small and big frnd recognizes each other)
small frnd- bhaiya aap idhar??
ami nd big b- tum dono ek dushre ko jante ho??
big frnd- hum dono bhai hai, aur tu (signing towars big b) ishi k
kishi frnd se 10 lakh rupay haara hai..
small frnd- haan or tu v (signing ami)inhi k kishi frnd se 10 lakh
rupay jeeta hai
big b- matlab mera paisa ghum phir k mere chote bhai k paas aagaya??tu
toh bada bol raha tha ipl samjh nhi aata
ami- haan abhi marlo taana, agar mai betting na karta toh humare paise
humko milte??
small frnd- par jo midiator hai na tum logo ka mr. big chilly woh toh
20% katega na uss hisab se tum logo ka 2 lakh rupay gaye
big frnd- par hum mr. big chilly ko kishi tarah samjha sakte hai..
ruko uske admi se abhi appointment leta hoon
(big chilly sits with bodyguard)
( bodyguards sides.. they see it's bijli their father)
both bro- papa?? aap yaha kya kar rahe ho??
papa- mai toh yahan proprty dekhne aya tha,, he he he
bodyguard comes- sir aap ek aur 1 lakh 786 rupay jeet gaye par wo
madam paise k liye 1 ghante 10 minute ka time mang rahi hai
ami-acha?? toh aap hi ho?? 'Ranga tau' 'Nanga tau kab hua sirf ushiko
pataa nhi chala par aap me bijli se mr big chilly kab hue kisiko pataa
nhi chala.. wah papa wah(funny clap)
big b- mummy ka socha hai kabhi?wo apke liye kitna puja karti hai, wo
jab janegi k aap hi betting god ho , toh unpe kya gujrega, kabhi socha
hai??
ami- bichari mummy
(bijli receives call from his wife)
papa-beta usko mat bolna please
both bro- hmm!!(nasty hm with anger)
papa- hello!!
wife- A G sunte ho .. mujhe na 1 lakh 786 rupay ki jarurat hai 1
ghante 10 minute k andar do na