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Columbia City Paper 3/16/2006
Columbia City Paper 3/16/2006
Volume 1 • Issue 15
The Whipping Post Tours
with Burns Out Bright &
Ben Walker Radio p. 15
Columbia’s Only Locally Owned Alt Weekly March 16- March 30
I N S I D E
3 3 David Axe In Iraq
5 Pay If You Want To Pray
8 The Media Making Of A Martyr
10 SCE&G Abuses Power 8
12 Mr. Meaner’s Crime Watch Free Speech Patriot or Media Whore?
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www.columbiacitypaper.com something to go with those bugged Play nice! Two challengers
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Publisher Paul F. Blake cockroach earpiece in the glove box. intentionally shut out of forums. Kelly
Columbia City Paper Coleman running for Council at large
General Sales Manager called us, and mayoral candidate Joe
Todd Morehead Dear Food Lion, Azar shot off this fiesty e-mail; “There
When we asked one of your cashiers are more “candidates’ forums” going
Editor Aidan Carter exactly how many of those “Larry The on in the black community that only the
Music Editor Sean Rayford Cable Guy” trucker hats you’ve actually incumbents are attending. Meaning,
Graphic Design Sarah Maddocks sold in the past two months, she said only the incumbents are invited. The
“uh...none.” Why do you think that audience is being told that those in
Contributors Alice Addertongue, is? Because if Columbia wants to be attendance are the ones that care
Polly Baker, Andy Brack, Max Dear Tanning Beds, a progressive town we have to start about you, the ones that did not take
Cannon, Corey Hutchins, Matt We realize you’ll never advertise with small. And starting small means no time to come out, do not. I have been
Jones, Deric Kempsell, us after Chris McCarter’s investigative more Larry the f#!king Cable Guy, Git- through a number of campaigns and
Aaron McGruder, Will Moredock, report last issue, but we forgot to R-Done f#!king trucker hats. seen a number of dirty tricks, but this
Todd Morehead, Ted Rall, Caelia mention the cover photo was taken by beats all. “
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Iraq citypaper March 16, 2006 3
“It’s been suggested that the stand guard under a tree, watching
Ad Duluyah across the river.
It’s been a long day and the
reason we don’t get hit as Americans are tired. In six hours,
they’ve put into practice all of their David Axe is a freelance journalist
The Media Making Of A Martyr numerous arrests has landed him 137
articles in The State alone since 1987.
Will Moredock, a former State employee
by Paul Blake and associate of Bursey’s, believes the
local folk hero’s lust for the limelight is
“The secret service doesn’t care many people at the airport, some of only a means to encourage donations
Is Brett Bursey the free what your sign says,” Barton told this who may have had signs supporting the from unsuspecting do-gooders.
“America is a Free Speech Zone”
publication. president who were there to attend the
speech hero the media “The evidence also showed that, rally inside the hangar. These people tee shirts offered for $15 (more than
three times the cost to print), paid
says he is? once the president had arrived, the
area where the president would be
either went through the screening and
speaking engagements, and constant
into the hangar for the rally or were
approaching the hangar was cleared cleared from the area prior to the fundraising stunts don’t help dismiss
Ask anyone in Columbia about free
even of ticket-holders waiting to get president’s arrival at the hangar. Moredock’s claims.
speech freedom fighters and they are
likely to mention Brett Bursey. into the building. This evidence clearly These facts, and Bursey’s previous
He is a sound-byte monger’s media establishes beyond a reasonable doubt history of trespassing and arrests for
darling. From National Public Radio that the area around the hangar was a such charges as assault and battery
(NPR) to The State to various alternative restricted area under the statute,” read on a police officer didn’t stop him from
weeklies across South Carolina, Bursey written records obtained by Columbia grandstanding stunts during his most
is the go-to guy whenever the press is City Paper in the Jan. 6, 2004 verdict. recent trial. In the 2002 incident, Bursey
in need of a quote from a “progressive” attempted to subpoena U.S. Attorney
figure. General John Ashcroft and Bush’s
Last month Bursey held a news Were Bursey’s free speech rights Political Adviser Karl Rove to testify at
conference soliciting $1 a piece from violated? Or was the Secret Service the trial. The court found Bursey guilty
community members to help pay the just doing their job in protecting the and fined him $500. Instead of being
$500 fine he incurred for breaking a president? grateful for not receiving the maximum
federal law designed to protect the six-month jail sentence and a $5,000
president. For any who haven’t heard, According to the United States fine, Bursey again used the situation to
Bursey was arrested for failing to retreat District Court, Bursey was initially in a thumb his nose at authority and make a
to a “free speech zone” at Columbia grassy area near the sidewalk located display at the courthouse knowing the Brett Bursey at a speaking engagement
Metropolitan Airport, when President directly next to the hangar and right mainstream media would take the bait. at the Athens Human Rights Festival
Bush’s plane was scheduled to arrive next to the area where the president’s
there in October 2002. That day, Bursey motorcade would pull up for the Arrested Development
president to exit his car to enter the Moredock goes one step further,
carried the ubiquitous sign anyone with
hangar. Bursey’s rap sheet shows a saying there is a cover up by The State
a TV or newspaper subscription has
Bursey was told twice that he total of nine arrests with at least five involving Bursey, which can be viewed
seen: “No War for Oil.”
could not remain in the location he was convictions including an embarrassing at www.thestatecoverup.com.
The South Carolina Progressive
standing and must leave the area. He open container ticket at the age of 45. Three allegations Moredock makes
Network (SCPN) claims to have raised
refused to do so. Or was he 48? on the site are:
over $1,000 to pay his federal fine and
legal expenses that day. Bursey is the The court ruled that the boundaries SLED documents show three
of the restricted area were not “vague” different birth dates for Brett Bursey. 1. Brett Bursey had faked a bankruptcy.
director of that organization.
and that he should have known where “I lied when I was a kid so I could He had told a number of people,
But how much money did Bursey
the boundaries of the restricted area drink beer, and it stayed with me,” including at least one state official, that
really make with his recent fundraiser?
were. Thus, officials say Bursey was Bursey told City Paper in a March 14, his print shop, Harbinger Publications,
The Associated Press reported
arrested for refusing to leave the 2006 interview. Inc., went into bankruptcy in December
$503; Free Times reported $1,200 and
area immediately adjacent to where However, Bursey’s statement fails 1991. In fact, there is no record in
the SCPN Web site posted $2,000.
the president would be arriving and to explain how this innocuous lie would Federal Bankruptcy Court of a filing for
Three days later, however, SCPN
departing in his vehicle, not because appear on official government records. Harbinger Publications.
curiously dropped it down to only
$1,000. The conflicting amounts may be of the content of the sign he was Perhaps this is only the most minor
carrying. infraction in Bursey’s willingness to 2. During 1991 and 1992, Brett
nothing more than donations trickling
The court upheld the basic commit fraud. Bursey solicited money for a “Point
in via mail or amounts being estimated,
principles of protecting a U.S. president, In the early 70s, Bursey was jailed Foundation,” which he claimed to
but the point has been raised about
“Aside from the defense of this country for nearly two years for perhaps his most operate. In fact, there has never been
how much accountability there is in
by military, there is no greater obligation serious offense, breaking in and painting a Point Foundation. When the S.C.
tracking donations to Bursey’s non-
for the federal government than the graffiti at a Columbia draft office. He also Secretary of State’s Office learned
profit organization.
protection of the president,” the court was arrested for trespassing in 1969 as of the solicitations, it ordered him to
“It was the content of my sign that
said. he demonstrated against Richard Nixon desist.
was the problem,” Bursey told CBS
news and other media about why he Bursey argued that the protesters at the same Columbia airport he was
were required to go to a designated arrested at in 2002. 3. Brett Bursey ran a tax-exempt
was arrested that day at the airport,
“free speech zone” half a mile up the Bursey plead guilty and paid the 501(c)(3) organization called the Natural
suggesting pro-Bush protesters and
road, however, the court ruled, “Nor are fine in the 1969 case, according to Guard Fund (NGF), which was registered
ticket-holders to the event were allowed
protestors required to go to designated prosecutor John Barton. He was not with the S.C. Secretary of State’s Office.
to stay in the same area from which he
demonstration areas, as long as they part of the appeal, and records show For a number of years he appointed a
was ejected and later arrested.
do not otherwise remain in a properly the two other protesters were the ones “dummy” board for this organization: In
According to the court judgment
restricted area.” who fought the charges all the way to 1993, the treasurer of the board of the
and evidence given during the trial,
The fact that no other protesters the Supreme Court. Barton suggests NGF was a convicted drug distributor
what Bursey says is not true. Prosecutor
were arrested that day didn’t help Bursey went back to the Columbia and in 1994 the board was composed
John Barton had a hard time believing a
Bursey’s case. airport in October of 2002 to finally take of only four people, two of them being
highly trained Secret Service agent told
The court determined there were his stand. Bursey’s employees/tenants.
Bursey it was the content of his sign.
According to Moredock, Bursey
Cover Story citypaper March 16, 2006 9
took out a series of court orders to keep of his apartment at night and hanging a
Moredock from distributing information copy of his paper on the door.
about Bursey’s fraudulent business “We did some really sophomoric
dealings. When Moredock violated those shit to each other,” Moredock said.
court orders, he was first arrested and
ordered to serve 80 hours community
Moredock said one of the biggest
tragedies in the Bursey/Moredock (803) 376-1880 631 Harden St
service. When he violated the next court business fallout was the loss of a seven-
order, he was fined $1,500 and put on year friendship.
two years probation. “We had drunk a lot of beer and had
The State newspaper refused to a lot of good times together when I set
report any of these details, though up shop with him in December 1989,”
Moredock wrote numerous letters to Moredock said.
editors and reporters detailing Bursey’s On March 14, City Paper attended a
business and legal activities. meeting for the SCPN to possibly better
Only The Columbia Star had the understand the ideals of Brett Bursey
courage to report on Moredock’s plight and his organization.
to expose the truth about Brett Bursey. “I was arrested at the 500th
According to documents Moredock execution,” said longtime friend of
filed with the court, he went into Bursey, Becci Robbins after the meeting,
business with Bursey in 1989, sinking and admitted it was easier to survive in
$42,000 into a Columbia newsweekly activism than in publishing. Robbins is
startup called Point. Moredock claims also the communications director for
that Bursey painted a rosy picture of SCPN.
having prominent local investors lined Even though free speech doesn’t
up to invest in the venture, and that really seem to be at risk, Bursey’s plight
Bursey’s investors were only names does seem to have a grander scope
in his Rolodex. Furthermore, Bursey – even if his activism is more about
was technically and managerially attention for Bursey than for the causes
incompetent, Moredock said. he represents.
According to Moredock’s filing, he Does the government really care
announced in February 1991 that he about Bursey protesting? Or are they
was shutting down Point after seven merely concerned about a person who’s
months of publishing when he realized been arrested nine times, has destroyed
there really were no investors in sight. federal property and who insists on
Shortly after, Bursey hijacked the standing directly where the president
publication by changing the locks to its will be exiting his car?
Bluff Road offices and naming himself While Bursey repeatedly and
editor and publisher. intentionally violates the law, the
Over a period of two to three years, questions remains: how far does his
Bursey and Moredock were engaged in intentional violation of the law extend?
a kind of cat-and-mouse game. Bursey
accused Moredock of stealing copies of
Point out of his news racks. Moredock letters@columbiacitypaper.com
caught Bursey sneaking up to the front
10 citypaper March 16, 2006
Eau Claire Fights The Powers That Be Jones said one SCE&G realtor told her
by Paul Blake
the power company would take her
Eminent Domain is a
hot issue on broadcast home one way or another
news these days. If it’s ened to condemn my neighbor’s house.
a white family from Flor- This was used as a scare tactic on an information to me.”
ida whose house will be older African-American woman. There “The community is trying to work with
jacked and turned into a is AMPLE land 5 blocks away on Farrow you,” Jones told the representatives
condo on the coast, that Road to expand this station. My state- from SCANA, “and you’re kind of like
is. But just this month, ment to you, our leaders, is this; Should ‘we’re SCE&G, we’re the only power
in the residential neigh- a for profit company (SCANA) be able company, if you don’t let us do it then
borhood of Eau Claire to ruin the aesthetics and devalue prop- you wont have any power.’” Jones was
in Columbia, a woman’s erty at best or at worst possibly poison cut off before she could finish.
house was nearly taken residents of a community to save a few “May I please finish, sir?” she asked.
away by SCANA-owned Judith Jones’ home on James Street was re-zoned dollars? Letting these companies keep “This is my personal feeling. You’re here
Power Company SCE&G in 1994 without her knowledge thanks to SCE&G imminent domain (sic) is letting the pro- to tell us what you want to do and where
and almost no one no- verbial fox guard the henhouse.” you want to go and are not interested in
ticed. Five men from SCANA sat in the
Judith Jones was approached and back row and announced that SCE&G
told her house was going to be taken had a presentation to make. SCE&G
and property would be annexed into a public affairs spokesman, Eric Boom-
new power substation and she would hower, took his time explaining to the
have to vacate the place she’s called crowd exactly how it is that substations
home for decades. function.
Ms. Jones’ house, located at 1416 But the Eau Claire community was
James St., off Colonial Drive, sits about not there to hear a presentation about
100 feet from the current power facil- how electricity works.
ity that neighbors say has been a time They were at the meeting that day
bomb for several years. Only three because the community was worried
months ago, neighbors on the oppo- about what was going to happen to Ms.
site side of the site said when a squir- Jones’ home, and also other homes
rel got zapped in the power lines it sent that surround the already existing sub-
an explosive blue flame shooting down station that sits smack in the center of a
the sidewalk and ripping through their residential neighborhood. As of press time a shopping cart still sits with other trash among tall
yard. SCANA, which reported $320 mil- grass weeks after the community expressed concerns about
You can hear the metallic buzz of lion in earnings for 2005, may have had maintenance of SCE&G’s property in the Feb. 28, 2006 meeting.
the square, fenced-in, ceramic, wire its plate full after filing just a day earlier At the council meeting, which start-
and metal substation three houses to merge with South Carolina Pipeline ed at 6:30 p.m. Feb 28 at the Eau Claire our interests.” This feeling has lead to
down, and when the facility explodes, Corporation which reported $10 million Print Building, several members of the Mrs. Jones to look for a lawyer to inves-
“it sounds like someone’s lobbing mor- in earnings the same year. Eau Claire community echoed Anders’ tigate the zoning issue on her behalf.
tars at the back of my house,” says “I am writing to you to offer a per- thoughts. SCANA has since said they would
former Eau Clair Community Council fect example of why Electric Compa- One concerned neighbor said she not take Jones’ home, but still plans
President, Rhett Anders who lives in nies should not have imminent domain believed there was no way something to build an upgraded substation even
one of the houses directly behind like this would ever happen if the neigh- closer to her house which is said to be
the facility. Anders has since borhood in question was, say, Shan- completed by mid to late 2007, Boom-
taken it upon himself to make don. hower said on March 14.
sure the power company jugger- Others said that the facility has The upgrade will bring the one-gen-
naut doesn’t roll over Mrs. Jones’ been overgrown with weeds and littered erator, 8kv substation to a three-gen-
house under the bureaucratic with garbage for years and SCE&G has erator, 23kv substation, leaving Rhet
banner of Eminent Domain. made no effort to keep the substation Anders wondering, “I wonder how big
On Feb. 28, Jones entered aesthetically pleasing. the explosions are going to be then.”
the Eau Claire community council “I mean no disrespect for you fellows,”
meeting with city-approved zon- one neighbor said in regards to Jones’ Corey Hutchins contributed to this article
ing documents from 1993. The home. “But I am offended that SCE&G letters@columbiacitypaper.com
documents show SCANA’s inten- would send a public rela-
tion to take her property and even Eau Claire community watchdog, Rhett tions person with no infor-
more shocking was that the city Anders, stands in front of the current site mation and no experience
approved the rezoning in 1994. niehboors say has been poorly to us.... and act like [this is]
Jones didn’t even know maintained for years. a done deal. I’m shocked
about it until now. and dismayed by how naive
During the council meeting the (sic),” Anders wrote in a Feb. 27 letter to SCE&G appears tonight.”
room was so crowded a council mem- Columbia City Paper. “I’m having a little prob-
ber had to drag extra chairs in from a “This is an issue that faces the Eau lem,” Jones said during the
back room. It was clear the word had Claire Community in Columbia. SCANA meeting. “I’ll be very hon-
traveled fast through Eau Clair about wishes to triple in size its electrical sub- est with you...but I’m hav- The shaded area is “asking to be acquired” in
Ms. Jones’ home and the neighbor- station on Colonial Drive (at James St.). ing a little problem with the this document filed by SCE&G. It was approved
hood was ready to rally. To obtain this goal, SCANA has threat- attitude that you’re bring- by the zoning board in 1994 and included Judith
ing forth in bringing this Jones’ property.
citypaper March 16, 2006 Movies 11
Mr.
That’s what a woman told officers this took off running toward Harden Street,
The people involved in these incidents week when asked how she lost her car. 2500 block Devine Street
are innocent until proven guilty. The No clue whether officers tried to enroll
Meaner’s accounts come directly from police her into a K-12 education program or if
reports. This is not a court of law. they just told her “good luck with that,”
5200 block North Main Street 29209
A 49-year-old man called the Veterans
29204 Administration on Garners Ferry Road
An officer noticed a 19-year-old man and told them he was going to “blow up
driving down the road and also knew a police building.” When contacted, the
that the subject had a suspended man was also arrested for drunkenness.
driver license. After pulling his car 6400 block Garners Ferry Road
over, the officer not only busted him for
driving under suspension, but also for 29212
possession of marijuana and possession A 35-year-old man told officers that
of grass within the proximity of a school, three black men stole his car and
CRIME
2200 block Waverly Street robbed him with the use of a weapon.
All together he lost $15,000, 2600 block
WATCH
29205 Howell Court
A man came into the BP Gas Station
and told the clerk that he wanted to 29212
return some cookies he’d bought earlier An unknown subject shook a 44-year-
don’t get high at crack houses. Stick to that day. When the store clerk opened old man down for 60 beans, yanking
29045 Martin Luther King, Jr. Park or behind the cash register the man reached over the cash from his pocket. Consider
Mad carjackings in Columbia this week. the ICE machine at the Shell Station. Or and tried to grab the money out of the that a tax for...I don’t know, walking
Keep your doors locked and don’t give s#!t, why not just outside the Attorney drawer. The clerk was like nahh, brah, the streets of Columbia, I guess, 1900
any strangers a ride. Especially if you General’s house on Senate Street where and called the cops 900 block Bluff Willow Street
see them hanging around pay phones some crack head was picked up just Road
on Rosewood Drive like this poor sucker last month, 2300 block Read Street 29229
did. I know this sounds like a horoscope, 29205 A man was robbed and shot at the Shell
but… 4000 block Rosewood Drive 29203 A business on Devine Street told Gas Station this week. And you thought
A 23-year-old woman heard a knock at officers that someone came in with his you had a bad week of midterms, 4900
29063 her door and when she opened it found hand in his pocket like he had a gun. block North Main Street
A man said someone stole a gray plastic herself looking down the barrel of a gun. The dude said, “give me all the money.”
toolbox from the back of his truck. He The man with the gun told her to let him After getting what he wanted, the man
said the box contained several tools. No in and give him all her valuables. He
word yet on whether Ryan Seacrest is ended up with $550, but she ended up
among the missing, 400 block Harbison with her life, 6800 block Bailey Street
Blvd.
29203
29201 A Blue Ribbon Taxi driver picked up two
An officer driving around saw a man jerkoffs from Palmetto Avenue and took
standing in an empty car wash bay. them to Victory Street. Once there, one
When he went to check it out the man of the creeps grabbed the driver around
was gone but the officer found a lap top the neck and demanded all her money.
bag, several screw drivers, a window The woman driver told the guy she had
lock and some brushes. God knows no money and so he told her to give up
what could have been going on there, her cell phone and get out of the car,
2500 block Main Street 2800 block Covenant Road
29201 29203
Winter depression? Who knows, but A 21-year-old woman told cops that a
police did respond to an attempted man pointed a handgun at her head and
suicide by ingestion of too many pills, told her he would kill her for messing
700 block Maple Drive with him. He then jumped in a burgundy
Mazda and took off. She immediately
29201 called 911 like a good girl, 2200 block
After a report of someone trying to run Center Street
people down with a car, police arrived
to the scene to find someone had also 29203
shot into a car’s radiator with a firearm, The parents of a 13-year-old boy told
1800 block Blanding Street officers that he had run away from
home and had not returned. Check the
29201 local arcades and strip joints, I guess.
A 57-year-old man told members of the Or just milk cartons for the next nine
police force that he was “getting high years, 1000 block Bailey Street
at a crack house when he was followed
outside and hit in the head by a King 29203
Cobra bottle,” by someone he didn’t I picked up a stranger and gave him
know. I guess the moral of this story is a ride and the stranger stole my car!
Corey Hutchins citypaper March 16, 2006 13
him with the information. any other reasons behind that decision, southern cooking at its best!
“I’ve been bombed, shot at and Axe is uncertain.
mortared many times, but in the “With the U.S. military lagging in
its understanding of the modern media
protective embrace of Western armies,
I never feared. But this…this was plain environment, good reporting in Iraq is… Chef Fatback’s Famous Dinner Dishes:
scary,” Axe said. harder than ever,” he said.
Axe said the European media has And with that, the U.S. military has
all but left Iraq and that embedding just sent another good reporter home.
letters@columbiacitypaper.com
MAC’S ON MAIN
Sunday):
Art Bar
Blossom Street Stage
Tuesday, March 21
and Blues Legend
Tracy Lawrence
1211 Park St., Cola.
Stratocruiser w/ Shame Devine
The South
New Brookland Tavern
Alberta Adams.
Patrick Davis It is bound to be an unforget-
Danielle Howle 122 State St., West Cola.
The Scary Hand Band feat. Von Distress Case table evening.
American Gun
Henmon Joal Rush If Ever I Fall
Steve Fiore
Jammin Java Devine Street Stage
1530 Main Street, Cola. The Movement Headliners
Joanna Martino Villanova 700 Gervais St., Cola.
Josh Roberts and the Hinges Madison Fair
Friday, March 17 Seven Nations Hillside Manor
The Ryan Monroe Pangroid Band Corey Crowder
New Brookland Tavern
122 State St., West Cola. Santee Street Stage Wednesday, March 22
Midnight Train King Hippo
How to Vanish Analog Moon New Brookland Tavern
Georgia The Band 122 State St., West Cola. From her early recordings
Loch Ness Johnny
Monopoli with the famous jazz la-
Maladroit Mafia
Jammin Java Entreat bels Chess and Savoy to her
1530 Main Street, Cola. Kindablu Jammin Java more recent albums, “Born
Dylan Knight 1530 Main Street, Cola.
With The Blues” and “Blues
Sean Moremelo Sandra’s Corner Pocket
Brightford Colonial Center Across America: The Detroit
489 Piney Grove Rd., Cola.
Nickelback Scene” Alberta personifies
D.B. Bryant
Flying Saucer Trapt the old blues adage as an art-
913 Senate St., Cola. ist “born with the blues” who
Jason Marcum Thursday, March 23
has “paid her dues.” A con-
Headliners New Brookland Tavern summate entertainer with a
700 Gervais St., Cola. 122 State St., West Cola. powerful voice and engaging
DJ Icey Classic Case performance style, Adams is
Stimulus Chasing Victory considered one the great di-
DJ Pauly Paul Testing Ground
vas of the blues world.
Ten Missing Days
Saturday, March 18
Art Bar
Friday, March 24
New Brookland Tavern 1211 Park St., Cola.
122 State St., West Cola. United States
New Brookland Tavern
Girl B Fest Juicebox
122 State St., West Cola.
A Decent Animal
Deleveled
Art Bar
Bull Street
1211 Park St., Cola. Headliners
Closer
Cooter Scooters 700 Gervais St., Cola.
Hulsey Will Hodge
Headliners
Troubador X Limebeck
700 Gervais St., Cola.
Headliners Leslie
Flyleaf
700 Gervais St., Cola. D.B. Bryant doing his thing
The Showdown
Physical Graphitti Jammin Java
Boy Hits Car
Sunday, March 19 1530 Main St., Cola.
Decyfer Down
Jammin Java Carey Sims
1530 Main St., Cola. New Brookland Tavern Macs On Main
Matt Terrell 122 State St., West Cola. Hunter Gatherer Brewery
1710 Main Street
Graydon Tomlinson Zombie Gutz 900 Main Street, Cola.
An evening with: Alberta Adams
Glass Bottom Boat 9:00pm $10.00
Columbia citypaper March 16, 2006 Music 15
Knee-Jerk Liars found, the evidence indicates that what per hour; passenger jets travel up to
by Ted Rall
at the marina. Fleegle said there was
Todd Beamer (or someone else) said ten times that speed. Moreover, there’s something that looked like a rib bone
was not “let’s roll,” but “roll it”--possibly zero signal, and thus no ability to place amid pieces of seats, small chunks of
referring to an airplane service cart the a call, above 8,000 feet. Flight 93, en melted plastic and checks.” Seats and
passengers may have wanted to use to route from Newark to San Francisco at a bones don’t fly two and a half miles from
The Legend of break down the door into the cockpit. cruising altitude of 35,000 feet, dropped a crash. Their location could indicate
United Flight 93 Too bad-. “Roll it” sounds less cinemat-
ic, and more like a book about cinema-
700 feet when it was hijacked at 9:28
am. Cell calls? Not likely.
an initial explosion, such as that from a
missile hitting a plane.
tography. The Bush Administration has alter- If the Air Force shot down Flight 93
NEW YORK--On the first anniversary of The first indication that government nately claimed that the White House, to protect the capital, it was the only
the crash of United Airlines Flight 93, officials were covering up the truth about then the Capitol, and finally the White time on 9/11, or since, that the Bush
Homeland Security Director Tom Ridge United 93 came with their refusal to House again was the target of the Flight Administration has done something
delivered a speech at the site of the di- make public the cockpit voice recording 93 hijackers. Sure, it’s possible that the to keep America safe. Whether they
saster in western Pennsylvania. “Faced (CVR). Releasing CVRs after a crash has same terrorists who didn’t know that were concerned about being second-
with the most frightening circumstances long been standard practice; pilots’ last, New Yorkers don’t start work until nine- guessed or for the financial health of the
one could possibly imagine,” he told usually profane, utterances have be- -the World Trade Center was struck at airline industry, we’ll never know. We do
grieving relatives of the passengers and come a cliché. Yet the FBI stonewalled 8:42--wouldn’t have thought to check know that they’ve become knee-jerk li-
crewmembers aboard the fourth plane victims’ relatives for months after 9/11. Bush’s schedule to find out whether ars, even covering up the rare occasions
hijacked on 9/11, “they met the chal- “While we empathize with the griev- he’d be home that morning. But if the when they do something right. Perhaps
lenge like citizen soldiers, like Ameri- ing families,” assistant director John White House was the objective, why they don’t really know what happened
cans.” He recited the now-familiar story Collingwood wrote one widow, “we do not hit it first? After all, if Bush had up there. If so, they ought to say that
of passengers learning by phone about not believe that the horror captured on been home when the news from New rather than promote more fairy tales
the attacks on the World Trade Center the cockpit voice recording will console York first broke, he would have been about Flight 93.
and Pentagon, deciding to fight back them in any way.” And yet, if the tape whisked away to Dick Cheney’s secret The passengers did try. The only
and breaking into the cockpit--a heroic contained inspiring proof of the pas- undisclosed location. If the government thing that takes away from their hero-
act that led to their own deaths while senger revolt and its success, it would doesn’t know what the target was, they ism is Bush’s lies. So. Now that Zacarias
sparing countless others in Washington. have been one hell of a lot more consol- shouldn’t say that they do. Moussauoi has been convicted, where’s
“The terrorists were right to fear an up- ing than Tom Ridge’s oratory. Why not What happened to United 93? There that tape?
rising,” Ridge rhapsodized. “The pas- release it? was almost certainly a passenger upris-
sengers and crew did whatever they Finally, after seven months of po- ing. Did it succeed? Probably not. (Ted Rall is the editor of “Attitude 3: The
humanly could--boil water, phone the litical pressure, the FBI allowed United The 9/11 Commission Report says New Subversive Online Cartoonists,” an
authorities, and ultimately rush the cock- 93 relatives to listen to the CVR. The that “at some time between 10:10 and anthology of webcartoons which will be
pit to foil the attack.” feds told the families not to reveal what 10:15” Dick Cheney ordered the Air published in May.)
Ridge’s boss repeatedly used they’d heard. “They said the information Force to shoot down the plane, which
United 93 to close his standard stump on the tapes could be possibly used in had turned east towards Washington. letters@columbiacitypaper.com
speech. Calling the passenger revolt the prosecution of [alleged “20th hijack- The plane had already crashed at 10:03.
“the most vivid and sad symbol of them er” Zacarias] Moussaoui, and anything But the regional air traffic control center
all,” George W. Bush said: “People are
flying across the country on an airplane,
that we say could affect the case in a
negative way,” said the brother of one of
in Cleveland asked the FAA whether mil-
itary fighter jets should be dispatched at Lonely Breakfast?
at least they thought they were. They the victims. flight at 9:36, giving the Air Force more
learned the plane was going to be used Though they studied the record- than enough time to intercept before the
as a weapon. They got on their tele- ing, the 9/11 Commission found zero fatal plunge into the field at Shanksville.
phones. They were told the true story. evidence that the passenger revolt Was United 93 shot down, despite the
Many of them told their loved ones succeeded, that they made it into the official story?
goodbye. They said they loved them. cockpit and, as Bush claimed, “took the Local media accounts offer some
They said a prayer; a prayer was said. plane into the ground.” Tom Kean & Co. evidence of that possibility. The Sep-
One guy said, ‘Let’s roll.’ They took the offered only conjecture: “The hijackers tember 13, 2001 Pittsburgh Post-Ga-
plane into the ground.” remained at the controls but must have zette reported, for example: “In a morn-
The legend of Flight 93 had ev- judged that the passengers were only ing briefing, State Police Major Lyle
erything a nation caught with its pants seconds from overcoming them.” Szupinka confirmed that debris from
down needed to feel better about itself: “Must have.” At a time when war can the plane had turned up in relatively far-
guts, heroism, self-sacrifice. Best of all, be justified by waving around a bottle flung sites, including the residential area
it was marketable--by Hollywood and
by a president willing to surf on a kind
of fake anthrax on TV, “must have” is of Indian Lake [two and a half miles from Meet The One @
judged adequate proof. the crash site].”
of heroism notably absent from his own Another eyebrow-raising portion of Flight 93 “headed down...rolled onto postlocal.com
life. (Theatrical release of the second the official account of Flight 93 states its back,” and crashed, leaving a smol-
“United 93” movie is scheduled to open that “the passengers and flight crew dering crater. The Pittsburgh Post-Ga-
April 28.) Lisa Beamer, widow of the
passenger credited with the call-to-arms
began a series of calls from GTE air-
phones and cellular phones” after the
zette again: “[Indian Lake marina em-
ployee John] Fleegle said he climbed
Totally
“let’s roll,” wrote a bestselling book by
the same name, applied for a trademark
hijacking. Ever forgotten to turn off your on the roof of an abandoned cabin and Free Personals!
cellphone during a flight? I have. Try it tossed down a burning seat cushion that
on the expression, and is now working yourself: Cellular telephone calls tend had landed there. By Wednesday morn-
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Actually, the 9/11 Commission
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