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18 Funny Shower Thoughts

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These miniature epiphanies highlight the oddities within the
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By Beverly Jenkins
Updated on 06/28/18

We've all had a "shower thought" or two. They're the :eeting thoughts you have
while doing something mundane, like taking a shower or mowing the lawn. They're
the miniature epiphanies that occur when your brain is occupied with doing
something else, but suddenly you realize that you've come up with a totally unique
way of thinking.

On Reddit, users share their shower thoughts on a subreddit called, appropriately,

r/ShowerThoughts. The subreddit deEnes the concept like so: "A loose term that
applies to the types of thoughts you might have while carrying out a routine task
like showering, driving, or daydreaming. At their best, Showerthoughts are
universally relatable and End the amusing/interesting within the mundane."

Below is a sampling of some of the funniest Shower Thoughts ever shared online.
These little strokes of genius reveal that sometimes, the most interesting truths
emerge from the most random thoughts.

01 That Does Make Sense...

of 18

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Mom please

She's only 6 years older

than me.
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"It kinda makes sense that the target audience for Edget spinners lost interest in TOPTOON
them so quickly." 

By Aristea84

02 It's Funny Because It's True See More

of 18

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"The Olympics is the only time when you hear 'Great execution by North Korea' and
it seems okay."

By IronPhi Mom please

03 Let's Make This Happen, People! TOPTOON See More

of 18

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"This 'Spring Forward' thing would be a lot more popular if we moved the clocks
ahead at 2PM on Monday."

By Wobbles42

04 The Fewer Strokes, the Better

of 18

"The object of golf is to play the least amount

of golf."

By HansOlavLee

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05 I Never Realized How Underpaid I Am Until

of 18
Just Now

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"Since there are 3,600 seconds in an hour, and most people make less than
$36.00/hr, their time is worth less than a penny per second. It's literally worth your
time to pick up a penny from the ground."  

By ThatOneRoadie

06 I'm Not Falling Asleep. I'm Just Resting

of 18
My Eyes

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"Watching a graduation ceremony is like sitting through a movie that's entirely end
credits."

By deEnitelyusername

07 Yup – It Sure Doesn't Get Any Lighter as

of 18
the Storm Goes On

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"Anybody that questions why you are shoveling 6 inches of snow in the *middle* of
a snowstorm hasn't shoveled 12 inches of snow at the end of a snowstorm." 

By Boss_Angler

08 Gotta Keep Up With the Joneses

of 18

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"Peer pressure as an adult is seeing your neighbor mow their lawn."

By -slickset-

09 Never Thought of It That Way. At All

of 18

"A di`erent version of you exists in the minds

of everyone who knows you."

By Mauveinex

(Sounds like a "Glitch in the Matrix" situation!)

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10 Let's Not Give Apple Any Ideas

of 18

"If Apple manufactured clothing they'd

probably have all the belt loops on their jeans a
di`erent size than normal, so you'd also have
to buy an Apple Belt."

By AudioMan15

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11 Why Hasn't This Happened Yet?!

of 18

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"Airports should have small movie theaters for layovers. They would make a killing."

By 2bagswalker

12 I Would Watch That

of 18

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"There should be a reality show where :at-earthers have to End the edge of the
world."

By Anonymous.

13 We're Here, We're Poor, Get Used to It

of 18

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"There should be a millennial edition of Monopoly where you just walk around the
board paying rent, never able to buy anything."

By Anonymous.

14 Never Thought of It That Way, but It's so

of 18
True

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"Accidentally liking someone's post while snooping through their proEle is the
digital equivalent of stepping on a twig while sneaking through the forest."

By DragonBrigade

15 Can Conbrm: I Am Lazy

of 18

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"If humans could :y, we'd consider it exercise and never do it."

By DiogenesK9

16 Humans Sometimes Need Rebooting, Too

of 18

"Go to bed, you'll feel better in the morning" is

the human version of 'Did you turn it o` and
turn it back on again?'"

By W0rdN3rd

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Johnson.

17 Hangovers Are the Worst, Yet That Never

of 18
Stops Us....

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"When you drink alcohol, you are just borrowing happiness from tomorrow."

By benji9t3

18 You Totally Ruined It

of 18

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"Your shadow is a conErmation that light has traveled nearly 93 million miles
unobstructed, only to be deprived of reaching the ground in the Enal few feet
thanks to you."

By Anonymous.
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