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Modern Family - S1 E2 The Bicycle Thief - en
Modern Family - S1 E2 The Bicycle Thief - en
-Right, exactly.
-Whether that's a painter, a poet,
a pilot, a president...
Patience.
-No.
-And don't do drugs.
-No.
-Just give me the answer.
Oh, God.
Still thinking.
-Hi, Claire.
-Hey.
-Hey.
-Oh, okay. Hi.
-Desiree.
-CLAIRE: Desiree, right. Sorry.
-Fun. Where?
-314.
(LAUGHING)
Great deck.
-Bye.
-Bye.
-She's awesome.
-No, we are never having her over.
-LUKE: Grandma.
-I'm sorry.
-I am?
-He is?
(LILY GURGLING)
Obviously not.
I'm wearing it underneath. Kidding.
I'm sorry.
I just wanna make a good first impression.
(LAUGHING)
Thanks, Dad.
JAY:
Manny thinks his dad is like Superman.
Or a slightly
toned-down version of ourselves.
-Yes, I know.
-You watch The Cam Show.
-Hi.
-Hi.
Oh!
(GIGGLING) Mmm-hmm.
I'm Cameron
and I'm currently not working,
and then
we're gonna do our Family Dance.
-She's adorable.
-Oh, thank you.
-Seven months?
-Eight.
Yes, absolutely.
-I got this.
-Cam, just...
Thank you.
I feel dirty.
(GRUNTING)
-Hey.
-Hey, hi.
-Hi.
-Hi.
Uh-oh!
What's wrong?
(LAUGHING)
Zinger.
-...for $5.
-No, sir.
It makes me so happy
to see my two boys working together.
We are a team.
Not really.
I scratched it on my way
into the driveway.
I'm sorry.
No. Why?
That's good.
Uh-oh!
Son of a...
You gave me the wrong screwdriver.
(MANNY EXCLAIMS)
-Sorry.
-I think my arm is broken.
-You do?
-I do. Yes.
(LAUGHING)
-Okay.
-Okay.
CLAIRE:
I know. I love you, too, but that hurts.
-Hi.
-CLAIRE: I know. That's hurting a lot.
-Hi again.
-Oh! Hi.
No, at my house.
Classic me?
(SNIFFLING)
(EXCLAIMS IN DISGUST)
(SINGING) Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y and Z
Now I...
Whoa!
Oh!
KID: Mommy!
-What?
-You'll see it tonight on the news.
(ALL LAUGHING)
(PARENTS CHEERING)
(TELEPHONE RINGING)
What?
Why not?
Say, listen.
What?
Why not?
(CAR APPROACHING)
MANNY: A limo?
JAY: Yeah.
PHIL: Oh!
I don't...
I don't know!
I don't know!