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I
Wanna
Do
Is
Be
Pretty
Like
You
By Katherine Gwynn
Characters
BLISS:
a Black teenage girl who is trying desperately to get back to her younger sister. She/her
And.
An almost 30 year old Black actor who is tired of being an actor while also determined to get her
big break. She/her.
LUNA: a teenage trans girl who was working as online sex worker since she was cast out of her
parents home. She/her.
And.
Twenty something quietly cuts through the bullshit trans woman who has worked as a high
fashion model previously. She/they.
GRACE: a white teenager raised in a conservative religious family who now finds herself
fascinated by her own sexual awakening during the abduction. She/her
And.
A mid 20s something dry wit asexual actor who keeps getting cast as alluring virgins. She/her.
HARPER: a white and east Asian mixed teen girl whose father is a drug dealer. She/her.
And.
A quiet very famous mixed actor has worked with Matt before. She/her.
DIRECTOR: the abductor, who is directing this sick little pageant. He/him.
AND.
MATT: The showrunner. Auteur. Hot shit. He/him.
They both appear when you least expect him.
SETTING
Now.
Both a basement transformed into a beauty pageant holding 5 girls hostages, and the sound
stage and tv set for a show about 5 girls held hostage. Sometimes we are in the world of the
pageant and sometimes we are on the set where the pageant story is being told. Sometimes,
they blur to together and we’re not sure where one ends and one begins.
The wall of screens always looms behind them.
Male fantasies, male fantasies, is everything run by male fantasies? Up on a pedestal or
down on your knees, it's all a male fantasy: that you're strong enough to take what they
dish out, or else too weak to do anything about it. Even pretending you aren't catering to
male fantasies is a male fantasy: pretending you're unseen, pretending you have a life of
your own, that you can wash your feet and comb your hair unconscious of the ever-
present watcher peering through the keyhole, peering through the keyhole in your own
head, if nowhere else. You are a woman with a man inside watching a woman. You are
your own voyeur.
~Margaret Atwood
SCENE I: Pre-Pro
BLISS
shuffles from her back to her side
GRACE
Pulls her blanket up further over her chest
LUNA
Sticks a foot out of the bed to get the cool air
ALEX
Stretches and starts to blink sleep from her eyes
And
HARPER
Sits straight up in bed.
Looks at the wall of tvs. Looks back at her own face
watching her.
And screams.
FIRE
FIRE
FIRE
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FIRE
FIRE
FUCKING FIRE
FIREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEE
The screaming rouses the other girls out of bed,
who stumble between trying to wake up, trying to
realize they are not in their own beds, and there is
a girl screaming. They all talk over each other, as
HARPER keeps screaming ‘fire’.
ALEX
Falling out of bed
JESUS FUCKING/
GRACE
Gripping a cross necklace around her neck
What the-this isn’t my house, this isn’t my room, where am I WHERE AM I—/
BLISS
Leaping out of bed and on the prowl, searching
Savannah? Savannah, where are you--SAVANNAH??/
And LUNA, looking terrified and used to being
terrified, walks right up to HARPER who is
screaming and tries to calmly ask.
LUNA
Why are you shouting ‘fire’?
HARPER
And she stops just as suddenly as she started. And
everyone else falls quiet too. Speaking as if she
wasn’t just screaming bloody murder.
People are more likely to come if you yell fire than if you yell that you need help.
My dad told me that once. So.
Thought it was worth a shot.
Okay that last shot was really fucking great you guys—really raw, really potent, though Alex
make sure you don’t lose the energy, okay?
ALEX
Right for sure—
MATT
Felt like I saw you about to lag on at the end there so let’s just remember to keep it up,
sustained. You’re on high alert, you’re trapped—this is the beginning of it all.
Now, we’re gonna take 10 to set up for the next scene, but stay on set okay? Don’t wander, the
crew is going be to shooting some footage still, to show to the producers and execs. Maybe put
it up on youtube, for the fans, we’ll see.
GRACE
Yawning as she stretches out her back.
We don’t even have fans yet.
MATT
Smiles.
Trust me. There’s gonna be fans. Y’all are too good for there not to be.
Anyway, don’t worry about what you’re saying—there’s no sound, it’ll just be some visuals to run
as we do voiceover, maybe some interviews later on.
Nods over to HARPER
Just be yourself.
But also I’m newly a model turned actor, so—maybe this is typical.
GRACE
No, it’s definitely weird. For TV, I mean—it’s the kinda shit devised DYI downtown theatre might
do, and like maybe some film, but TV? Not at least in my experience.
BLISS
Now joining the convo.
White guy method shit, so people don’t think you’re a pussy for making art.
GRACE
Right—like why do I need to introduce myself with my 17-year-old character’s name—what
immersion is that going to accomplish? Also, Grace?
Rolls eyes
What an original choice for an evangelical virgin ingenue.
BLISS
There’s a case for not fucking around with subtlety. When my manager sends me scripts that
include ‘subtle’ in the tagline, it usually means it’s boring. Or an intellectual circle jerk. Or both.
GRACE
Okay fair—but Grace? Let’s just shoot the scene where I get my period in a white gauzy
nightgown and get it over with.
LUNA
At least it wasn’t Hope.
Also—again, only been on modeling sets not acting ones—but—it seemed strange honestly to
go straight into shooting. Without any like pre-pro meetings.
ALEX
Yeah, I mean I—guess he didn’t really want us to meet beforehand. You know to simulate the
idea of us being strangers to each other, thrown into this—pageant. Prison. Hellscape. Etc. Get
us into the headspace.
GRACE
Thinks he’s on some auteur type shit.
HARPER
Not looking up from her book.
He is on some auteur type shit.
They signed him for an overall deal. 8 digits.
A beat as they take that in. As they realize
HARPER makes that kinda money easy, but none
of them have.
LUNA
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Well fuck.
HARPER
Still not looking up from her book.
Yeah.
LUNA
That’s cool—that they think it’s gonna be that good. I hope it is that good.
GRACE
She looks at the set around them.
It is a gorgeous set. Like terrifying. But gorgeous.
BLISS
And she looks up at her own reflection in the
mirror.
I don’t care about his overall deal, or if it’s actually good as long as people think it’s good. And
as long as we get renewed for a second season.
ALEX
I think it’s good.
And look embarrassed.
I just meant. I know we haven’t gotten all the episode scripts yet but.
It’s nice to see teen girls, be—allowed this.
I wished I could have seen that when I was a teen girl.
LUNA
Dryly
Funny, I wish I could have been a teen girl.
Awkward beat, as HARPER is the only one who
laughs. LUNA goes on, unbothered.
That was a joke. If we’re going to working together you should know I’m a very funny person.
And If I’m the one making a trans joke, it’s okay—you can laugh.
A little smile.
Just not too hard.
A beat, where they’re not sure what to say. Then.
GRACE
she looks into the mirror. She adds a bit of contour
powder to her face. Sharpening her cheekbone.
I think I just wanted to see teen girls look ugly. Real ugly, not tv ugly.
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GRACE
Wait—you cam? Like for money?
LUNA
I mean, I’m sure as shit not gonna do it for free.
GRACE
No, I just mean like—you get naked on camera?
LUNA
You couldn’t tell from my cute little mugshot our Director showed?
GRACE
No. Not really.
LUNA
Looking at GRACE’s cross necklace.
Right. Well—
And then—the DIRECTOR’ appears on the tv
screens. And his voice sounds out.
DIRECTOR
1st round of the pageant begins soon. Interview round. You’ll find makeup and a rack of clothes
at your vanity.
Racks of clothes suddenly appear, as he says it.
And we can’t see it through the sock mask—but we
can hear it in his voice. A smile.
Remember to smile.
And he leaves, abruptly.
A moment of silence. Then.
ALEX
Fucking—/
BLISS
This is fucking CRAZY/
GRACE
Do you think the police have been alerted? Do you think our parents know we’re gone?/
LUNA
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GRACE
What?
I feel like shit right now. And I always feel better when I look nice.
She looks at herself in the mirror.
I might as well look nice.
The lights shift down, with the wall of screens
flickering and buzzing with white snow and when
they finally fall quiet, they fill with the DIRECTOR’s
masked face. Shadowed in darkness we can see 5
chairs with 5 bodies lined up next to each other,
facing the audience.
DIRECTOR
We will now commence with the personal interviews. I’ll be interviewing you each one at a time.
Alone.
I used to want to be a baker but then I realized I wasn’t very good at baking.
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To BLISS.
BLISS
How did you get that photo of me and Savannah—
Spotlight swiftly moves on—
LUNA
Flat tone
I’m a biological woman.
Before spotlight falls on—
HARPER
1, I like going to dyi shows in the abandoned industrial parks of West Chicago.
2, I have an Instagram account for found art: attractive women with grey hair, attractive men
who drive uber, rats, shuttered Family Video stores, and obscure anime.
And 3, I always have a knife on me.
Well—I usually have a knife on me.
A coy smile.
You caught me on a bad day.
And lights up on MATT. With a handheld camera.
MATT
Why were you drawn to this role?
And we go down the line but it’s shifted—it’s the
actors answering, not the teen girls they’re playing.
GRACE
Just a little bored.
Yeah, well, you know, it’s got a lot of strong roles for women, showing them in all their
complexity—
ALEX
Um—it’s got—a frayed edge to it? Or sorry, that doesn’t make sense, I meant, a uh, kind of—I
would say, ferality—
BLISS
it’s like this microcosm of everything that affects young women today, patriarchal violence. And
it’s a meaty role. A role with a lot to say, about girlhood, and family—family is important to Bliss.
LUNA
I mean, honestly, it just felt exciting to get a role of any kind—much less with a project like this,
where I can learn from so many other amazing actors—
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HARPER
Well—It’s Matt.
A movie star smile.
And I can never say no to working with Matt.
DIRECTOR
Do you think that pageantry objectifies young women?
Back to teen girls.
GRACE
Maybe? I don’t know—my cousin competes in pageants, and she seems to really like it. Gets
scholarship money and stuff.
ALEX
Uncertainly
Yes.
BLISS
Did you do anything to Savannah? I share a room with Savannah—you took me in the night—
she would have seen or heard something—you took me in the middle of the night—
LUNA
Shrugs.
Yeah. But I get naked on camera for strangers so I’m not homeless so—objectification isn’t
always a bad thing.
HARPER
Everything objectifies young women.
The speed of the lights gets even faster, flickering,
flickering.
MATT
Who were your female role models, when you were a teen girl?
GRACE
Deadpan.
Oh, Margaret Thatcher, total girl boss.
ALEX
Oh um—I always really liked Sally Ride, in school I did a report on her once—
BLISS
Ida B Wells. Angela Davis. And Rihanna—but pre-billionare status.
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LUNA
Anne Hathaway, simply because I couldn’t tell if I wanted to be her or kiss her.
HARPER
Um—
Awkward beat.
I guess maybe my agent. She’s pretty—female.
DIRECTOR
What do you wanna be when you grow up?
GRACE
A nurse.
And then a wife, and then a mom.
ALEX
Oh—uh—I guess um—maybe a teacher? Though I don’t know that I’m really good at—
BLISS
I wanna be someone who knows WHAT THE FUCK YOU DID TO MY SISTER—
LUNA
Hmm—maybe an actor. Or a model. Though maybe I’ll just keep camming until I can’t anymore.
HARPER
I’m going to be a business owner, with a big family, and a big house, and a little dog, and I’m
going to be safe.
I’m going to be safe.
MATT
What does the male gaze mean to you?
GRACE
Are we talking about in film studies sense of the term or we talking about the buzzfeedification
of the term—
ALEX
Um—I guess—being watched—always being watched—
LUNA
I don’t actually find the male gaze means much to me, by which I mean, it’s forced to mean
everything to me. But if we’re talking about pleasure in looking—there’s been some discourse
right of the female gaze, but even that’s limited, to looking back at a man, to looking with only a
binary lens for perspective. I’m much more interested in the pleasure possibilities for a queer
gaze, a trans gaze—
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BLISS
I mean, if we’re gonna get into it—bell hooks was the one who said that that Black women are
forced outside the "pleasure in looking" that’s inherent to the theory of the male gaze—that’s key, the
theory of it, not the reality of it—because we’re excluded, purposefully, as subjects, as objects
throughout culture. The male gaze is a white male gaze—and white men don’t like to look at black
women like they look at white women.
HARPER
LUNA
My dad kicked me out so when I came out so—not great.
Before that though, he was good to me. Which made the kicking out thing worse, in retrospect.
HARPER
My dad is a white guy who married an Asian woman. My dad is an opportunist. My dad will do
what people always do—he doesn’t have to be a good man.
BUT.
He’s a piece of shit.
DIRECTOR/MATT
Do you think you’re pretty?
And this time, the spotlight lingers on each of the
girls as they answer the question, until their row of
chairs is all lit up.
GRACE
I’ve been told I am.
ALEX
Um—.
BLISS
I’m not as pretty as my sister.
LUNA
I’m pretty enough.
HARPER
HARPER looks down the line of girls next to her.
Looks forward. To the audience.
TV screens show a million close ups of her face.
I know I’m fucking pretty.
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LUNA
Nods
Starts opening up her salad, and starting to eat
bites between conversation.
I think Grace might come by too—I ran into her on my way here.
ALEX
Oh—that’s great. It’ll be nice to bond, as a cast.
LUNA nods, but doesn’t answer that. Eats her
salad. Looks at her phone. ALEX has rested her
sandwich on her vanity, surface, no longer eating it.
So um—it’s your first time—acting, right?
LUNA
Tight smile, trying to play it off.
Yeah—probably easy to tell isn’t it I’m an amateur to someone like you, isn’t it?
ALEX
Oh—no that’s not what I—you mentioned, that this was um, you were um—new to acting. That
first day on set.
LUNA
Oh—right. Yeah. I got invited to audition—I guess Matt had seen some article where I was
talking about modeling, and wanting to act someday, and he saw it and told the producers he
wanted me to audition and so—
Here I am.
ALEX
Wow. He really must have wanted you, huh?
LUNA
I guess. I think I just had the right kind of look for him. He said some stuff about wanting Luna’s
arc to be really raw, and that he thought someone with formal actor training wouldn’t be able to
get into the role the right way, and he wanted someone whose experience was really “authentic”
to her journey, outside of being trans.
ALEX
Oh.
So—were you?—
LUNA
—I wasn’t thrown out by parents when I came out. Nor did I ever strip on the internet for
pedophilic chasers.
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ALEX
Right—sorry—I didn’t mean to pry—
LUNA
I mean, you did, because you were curious. But it’s fine. I’d probably be more annoyed if you
were straight.
ALEX
Is it, that obvious?—
LUNA
You have a rainbow flag in your bio.
ALEX
Oh—I mean yes—well I guess I just—don’t think of myself, as a—public figure. So I’m not really
sure if people pay attention to—shit like that.
LUNA
Then looking at ALEX. Really looking.
Even if you hadn’t though. Posted about it. I think I would have guessed. You’ve got that soft
dyke prettiness to you.
ALEX
Oh—Thank you.
Beat.
You’re doing a great job actually. At the role.
LUNA
That’s sweet of you, but you don’t need to compliment me just because—
ALEX
No, no, genuinely—Luna—she reads so different in your voice, than I had imagined when I was
reading the script. You bring such a tenderness to her. It’s—wonderful, to see and, to play
against.
LUNA
Surprised, and then softens.
Thank you too.
GRACE
Walking in with a smoothie in hand, phone in one
hand, with BLISS who has just an iced coffee.
What up my fellow teen beauty queens.
LUNA
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Alex was just asking if I had ever been a traumatized girl getting naked online for strangers.
GRACE
Haven’t we all?
Sitting at her vanity smoothly, while BLISS also sits
taking out her script to run lines.
ALEX
I was also asking Luna how she got into acting. Matt requested she audition.
GRACE
Ooo, sought after.
LUNA
I guess.
BLISS
I mean, it makes sense. You’re pretty, you’ve had a Vogue cover, you’re a known quantity. Tons
of models start the move into acting sure, but you? Couture Model turned actor playing teen sex
worker in a torture chamber. It’s a good pitch. It’s good to have something to pitch.
GRACE
Yeah. And it’s a good first role, all things considered.
LUNA
I mean—that is why I said yes. You don’t often get see a trans woman main character written for
a trans woman to actually play.
BLISS
God, that’s sad but true.
GRACE
Hmm—well, soon enough you’ll be swapping sex work roles for sex scene roles, and then you’ll
really know you’ve made it as an actress.
LUNA
Takes a bite of her salad, chews for a moment, and
then speaks.
I mean—it’s all kind of sex work isn’t it.
And then the others stop their eating, sipping,
reading for a moment.
GRACE
What do you mean.
LUNA
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Just that what I’ve been doing isn’t all that different than what Luna does, in the show. The
modeling, the acting.
ALEX
I mean—I don’t know about that.
LUNA
Shrugs
Maybe you’re right. For you.
ALEX
Genuinely asking.
What’s that supposed to mean?
LUNA
Look—I don’t wanna undermine actual sex workers or say some annoying fake deep boomer
lobotomy shit like “we’re all cam girls in the social media age” or whatever. But.
GRACE
But?
LUNA
But—for me:
And we see—a screen showing various moments
of trans women being depicted on screen, the good
the bad the ugly: Rupaul’s Drag Race, Laverne
Cox, The Danish Girl, etc. a flurry of it.
People hardly think about women without thinking about sex. But people don’t ever think about
trans women without thinking about sex.
When I model it is about my body. I got this role because of my body, because I’m a pretty trans
woman who can pull off playing a pretty trans teen. And whenever my body is thought of, people
think of how it fucks and is fucked. So. Not very different from Luna the cam girl.
Though she takes it way too much in stride for her age. At least I pay taxes.
Screens blips out.
BLISS
Huh.
You’re not wrong.
Beat.
Beat.
Beat.
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LUNA
You all ever done a sex scene?
BLISS
First time I did a sex scene, I was playing a teenage girl getting raped by her brother’s drug
dealer.
GRACE
Ugh god, the worst—
ALEX
I hate it that those count as sex scenes—
GRACE
First time I did a sex scene, I played a teenage girl having a coke-laced threesome on a
religious retreat.
LUNA
Oh woof—
BLISS
And they probably set it to some chainsmokers ass type song—
ALEX
First time I did a sex scene, I was playing a teenage girl having her first time with her best friend
at a sleepover. In a little queer indie short film.
LUNA
That doesn’t sound terrible.
ALEX
It wasn’t.
I’ve done plenty of sex scenes that—but—my first one was. Okay.
Beat.
LUNA
That’s all?
ALEX
When I saw it for the first time it made me wished I could have had something like that. When I
was a teen.
A quick flash on the screens, showing glimpses of
footage from early 00s lesbian media—TATU at the
MTV music awards, the l word, The early days of
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Diamond ad.
HARPER
LUNA
I would love to see more good queer and especially trans sex on-screen—that shows the joys of
queer and trans sex and bodies so—actually, I’m all for it.
HARPER
BLISS
Or play a teenager.
HARPER
And then.
MATT
Coming on-stage, busy with a script in hand.
Hey everybody, places places, we’re getting into ‘the talk” scene okay—
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ALEX
MATT
Yeah, but I talked with the team and I just felt like the energy is right to get a run at it right now—
unless—you’re not ready for it—
ALEX
Oh no I’m—
MATT
Great—places then.
And as he sits himself down in his director’s chair,
the cast moves rapidly into places on the set .
And—action!
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BLISS
GRACE
Without opening her eyes.
How do you know it’s been half an hour—there aren’t any clocks down here.
BLISS
GRACE
LUNA
Looking over, raises eyebrows.
GRACE
I don’t think it’s very kind of you to make fun of what gives me comfort.
ALEX
BLISS
No, I was.
GRACE
She opens her eyes, sits on the edge of ‘her’ bed.
She sits.
She plays with her hair.
She thinks.
Do you think
That’s he gonna try to like
Do Anything.
To us.
BLISS
GRACE
LUNA
GRACE
Yeah.
HARPER
I mean what he’s doing is already like weird sex stuff to be honest but—I don’t think he’s gonna
come and like. Touch us. If he wanted to do that he would have already.
BLISS
Maybe he’s just waiting. Building anticipation. Waiting until we get comfortable.
ALEX
Beat.
LUNA
GRACE
Oh.
That’s good. I wouldn’t want my first time having sex to be like, with a psychopath who
kidnapped me.
BLISS
It wouldn’t be sex. It would be rape. Sex is only stuff that’s consensual. Sex is only when you
like it.
GRACE
BLISS
And she replies so quickly that you know she’s not
certain at all.
Of course it is.
GRACE
Well—still.
Beat.
BLISS
A little affronted.
LUNA
To be fair, I saw you try to piss in the corner earlier before we figured out where the bathrooms
were.
BLISS
Okay. Fair.
And no. I haven’t. I’m only like 17. I live with my dad in an apartment –it’s a nice apartment, but
still—he’d kill me if I got pregnant. Also, I share a bedroom with my sister—where would I even
have sex? The train?
GRACE
And then she turns to the rest of them.
LUNA
Looks around at them, shrugs
No, actually, not like really? Not like stuff that isn’t online.
HARPER
No. I haven’t. I will one day though. And, I think I’ll be really good at it.
BLISS
HARPER
GRACE
ALEX
GRACE
ALEX
A little surprised
GRACE
I just assumed.
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ALEX
Oh.
Um.
Well it wasn’t. A she.
He was nice.
And. I think so—that he was good at it I mean. I didn’t, um, come, I think—
LUNA
BLISS
HARPER
ALEX
She tries to keep going.
but um—he like touched my hair, really softly. After he did. You know. And that felt nice. And he
looked—so eager. Wide-eyed. Pretty.
GRACE
Are boys supposed to be pretty?
ALEX
Beat.
And I got a glimpse of myself in the mirror after, when I went to the bathroom. And I looked—I
felt like I looked how he must have seen me. And that felt good.
HARPER
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Well—I guess that sounds fine, but women have settled for dissatisfying sexual experiences for
way too long, because the information is suppressed to us an also because clitoris often isn’t
stimulated in sex acts that cis men like. That’s why I’ve been reading about it. So, I’m prepared.
Beat
GRACE
Overlapping.
HARPER
Oh god/
ALEX
Um—/
BLISS
LUNA
Calmly interjecting.
The clitoris is basically like a very small penis. Or the, you know, the way I think of it, the penis
is like a very large clitoris. They’re actually made up of the same like—material. But the clitoris is
more concentrated, since it’s smaller, with more sensitivity. So—touching a clitoris is kinda like
touching a dick. But more electric.
Beat.
BLISS
It’s right at the top of sorta where your lips meet. That little nub you might have noticed once or
twice but didn’t think much about. Except when your jeans like—rode up in a specific way.
ALEX
People say it looks like a flower or a bud whatever, but I think it just looks like a part of you. Soft
flesh.
GRACE
Oh.
And she looks at them all.
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Thank you.
LUNA
No worries.
HARPER
BLISS
What exactly is your plan, Harper, just to, what—beat the rest of us?
HARPER
BLISS
HARPER
DIRECTOR
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Just be yourselves.
GRACE
She turns to ALEX.
I still don’t know if I get it—does consent mean I like it? Or just that I’m okay with it.
The moment holds for a second before—
MATT
Walking up, looking at his notes not them
GRACE
What?
MATT
He walks off.
And wordlessly, with no expression, HAPRER gets
up to follow MATT. The other actors look at each
for a moment—before they too get up following.
GRACE
And then one of the sound guys overheard us and said that they actually did commission an
original song for the show, like for the opening credits, and there’s the demo track for it, but
they’re just shopping it around artists to get a big name to sing it—
LUNA
They MIGHT get Lana—
GRACE
And then he sent it to us to listen to.
And she pulls it up on her phone. And they all
listen.
A song filters through, just a piece of if it. It’s sweet
baby voiced, melancholic sad girl type pop. The
lyrics we can hear are
‘All I wanna do
Is be pretty like you
Glitter like you
Scream like you
I cry
I laugh
And I see you too
All I wanna do is be pretty like you. ‘
teens. And what songs made us go absolutely fucking feral. Also we’ve been on set since 4 am
and I need to think about SOMETHING to keep myself form falling asleep.
BLISS
Hmm.
Beat.
Lady Marmalade.
GRACE
Oooo that’s a good one/
LUNA
Oh my god all the thigh highssssss/
BLISS
Also Mr. Brightside. Anddddd anything by Rihanna—
GRACE
Sweet Caroline because I was drunk, white and suburban
LUNA
Can confirm—
GRACE
Since U Been Gone—
BLISS
As a society I think we really underappreciate Kelly Clarkson
LUNA
Weirdly, that Naruto song about bluebirds?—
BLISS
Oh my god NARUTO—
ALEX
Smiling, turning to HARPER
An eruption of responses.
GRACE
OH SHITTT—/
LUNA
Fuck, how did I forget that one??—/
BLISS
--okay yeah that one’s pretty good./
ALEX
A little smile
Right. I guess—ha when we were teenagers we weren’t necessarily getting nominated for
Emmys like you.
HARPER
Yeah. I guess.
GRACE
Yeah—it seems like the whole time I’ve been alive you’ve been fucking everywhere.
HARPER
I don’t know—I mean, I guess my whole life too, yeah.
People used to come up to my dad constantly, just telling him how pretty I was. My dad said it
had been like that even when I was a baby, people always smiling and staring and looking. And
then one of those people who came up to him one day was an agent, who told him I should
audition for a movie one of her clients was working on. And so I did. And then I got it. And from
then on—I would see a screen or a billboard and there I was.
Everywhere. All the time.
BLISS
Trying to aim for light, but missing by a hair.
Once, I was shooting a film with him and there was this scene where I was in a ballet studio with
my character trying to watch themselves in the mirror. The moment wasn’t coming together. I
kept getting in my head, just staring at myself in the mirror. And after like 6 takes of the ugliness
of my incapacity just saturating the scene —he looked at me. Walked up. And then he tilted my
head just a little to the left.
She does this.
And dropped my shoulders, just a bit.
She does this.
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And he had them bring down the lights until I was just backlit.
The lights shift.
And suddenly, in just a few moments—he was able to pull the beauty of the scene. Out of me.
He’s always been able to do that. Pull the beauty out of even the smallest most grotesque thing.
He cares a lot about creating beautiful things.
One screen lights up with this image behind her.
Stunning.
And it fades as quickly as it came.
Everybody says it was that scene that got me the Oscar nom. He’s a good director.
LUNA
But do you—like him? As a person?
Pause.
HARPER
I like how he gets what he wants. And he wanted me in this.
And she looks in the mirror.
A flash, like a channel interference, on the screens
behind them. HARPER’s face in the mirror. Like
there’s a camera in the mirror. And it’s scrambles
out in a flash.
Blackout.
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Then leaves.
DIRECTOR
Grace.
GRACE walks up.
GRACE
I wanted to sing a song that means a lot to me. It’s one of my favorite songs.
She closes her eyes. And then begins to sing
‘Mighty to Save’ by Hillsong.
Everyone needs compassion
A love that's never failing, let mercy fall on me
Everyone needs forgiveness
The kindness of a Savior, the Hope of nations
Really belts it.
SAVIOR, HE CAN MOVE THE MOUNTAINS—
DIRECTOR
Harper.
GRACE stops singing, a bit confused.
Then she curtsies. Then starts to leaves. But then
she looks out, maybe at the director— maybe at the
audience.
Um—I don’t know if you laughed, but people laugh at me a lot when I talk about how much I
love God. But God, and that song, makes me feel safe. And I don’t know why it’s funny to want
to be safe.
She leaves.
Then
HARPER walks into the spotlight, confidently.
Strongly.
She is carrying a flashlight, a stool, and a sculpture,
made of what looks like found objects in their
basement prison—makeup and toilet paper rolls,
and even mirror shatters. Clustered in one area. All
of them all together in a strange shape
HARPER
I usually use photography as my medium. But this will work.
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But then she steels her face. And then she gets up
and walks out of the spotlight, knocking over the
microphone in the process.
Beat.
DIRECTOR
And Luna.
LUNA walks out.
LUNA
I danced for years. Ballet. I honestly could’ve maybe gone professional—not a principle maybe,
but a corps for sure—if I hadn’t transitioned. But ballet is about looking effortless. And
everything about me existing is effortful. So now I just dance when I cam sometimes.
I can’t see them when they’re watching me. But I know they’re watching me. That they would do
anything to watch me move.
And maybe she tries—and fails—to find GRACE’s
gaze.
I don’t like this, but I guess I’m consenting.
Beat.
And then she starts dancing. Beautifully, briefly,
angrily—but wonderfully. You wish you could be in
the room with her—right now.
She finishes. And she stands there. In the spotlight.
Breathing hard. Looking out.
And then MATT walks out into the scene, looks at
LUNA.
MATT
Great work everybody, though Alex, you’re looking a little stilted, keep it loose—and Luna that
was great, but can we get one more take of that?
LUNA
Oh—but, it was great—
MATT
Yeah yeah—you looked great, stunning. I just think it could be even better. I don’t want just
great, I want beautiful.. Don’t you wanna make it beautiful?
He waits for her response.
She nods.
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MATT
Hmm.
And still watching the screens, asks
How did you react to that, Grace?
GRACE
I mean—like a friend
was asking me to dance.
And I guess it’s like nostalgia.
Childhood.
Girlhood.
MATT
Yeah, you can tell the moves are coming from somewhere DEEPER inside you.
GRACE
That’s uh—generous of you, Matt.
They finish watching the dancing. It’s only about a
minute and 40 seconds. Not very long at all. But
then it starts to play from the beginning again. The
dancing keeps playing on a silent loop.
And MATT gets up.
MATT
Okay, I’ve gotta go ahead and check on crew real quick, about setting up lighting for shots later,
but I’ll be back in a few, and then we can discuss more about what you’ve learned.
Just keep watching it.
And he leaves. They stay quiet for a few moments
after he’s left. Watching themselves.
ALEX
This is weird
GRACE
Of course it is.
Points.
He, look at the way you’re dancing though.
ALEX
What about the way I’m dancing?
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BLISS
It’s a lot of like—bopping around. Like you know
Shuffles her shoulders.
ALEX
Looks at herself on screen. Then wrinkles her nose.
ALEX
Turns to HARPER
So.
Um.
HARPER
I guess.
Beat.
GRACE
What—that’s it?
HARPER
I don’t know what else you want me to say.
He has a vision. It’s part of helping his actors’ process.
MATT
Wasn’t prepared for what?
They all try not to look startled by his
reappearance. To let him see it.
LUNA
Oh—um. Just for how—illuminating the footage would be.
MATT
And he looks at the screen.
Hmm. Yeah.
Harper. What are we thinking?
HARPER
Yeah uh
I think it’s a good blend of fun and joy and, having it cut short—
I think that’s gonna add to the stakes.
Of my character.
MATT
Yeah.
And he turns to look at HARPER.
We’ve done a lot of solo leading lady stuff. This is your first time really being part of an
ensemble.
And then he turns to watch HARPER on screen.
You look so light.
I’ve never seen you look so light.
HARPER doesn’t say anything.
Beat.
ALEX
Um
I’m just like wondering
I mean.
In the SHOW
We’re all experiencing something that’s pretty—traumatizing right?
Think about how this feels in your bodies, as your character this time. There isn’t ever a moment
when these girls aren’t thinking about if they’re being watched or not. But if they acted like they
weren’t? What if they took that for themselves? What if they let themselves be free from the
Director for just a moment? That’s what can’t be achieved just writing on my own, that’s why we
wanna use these moments in the room, doing improvisation.
GRACE
Stopping.
Right.
MATT
—like in Jete, Petit, there was the bit where the scene just wasn’t clicking so we paused
shooting and I just had you start talking about your mom. And you pulled from some specific
moments about her, and her immigrating, and her meeting your dad, and how isolated she was
–I don’t know if you could speak to that at all, Harper, tell her about that.
Beat.
HARPER
Yeah.
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Um
I—
A text delivery sound. MATT’s phone. He takes it
out.
MATT
Oh fuck, I gotta go put out some fires
He looks to HARPER
Look, go ahead and just tell them how that devising went in Jete and
and then talks to them all
I think it will make what I’m looking for much clearer. Ah and you can just leave the video
running when you’re done, the PAs will take care of it.
And he takes one more look at the screens. Smiles
You all make just such a good picture.
And he leaves.
Quiet.
GRACE
What the fuck was that, about your mom?—
And HARPER suddenly gets up out of her chair
and starts walking away. The others stand up too, a
little caught, and ALEX tries to move to HARPER
ALEX
To HARPER’s back, reaching out a hand.
Harper, hold on, are you okay—
HARPER
Stops.
Don’t tell him I left early
Beat. And she meets ALEX’s eyes briefly.
Please.
ALEX looks at HARPER.
ALEX
Of course.
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LUNA
BLISS
LUNA
BLISS
You want us to have fun. Doing hair and makeup. Like it’s a slumber party.
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Here. Now.
LUNA
Yeah. I’m bored. And I’m terrified. And I’m bored of my terror. And there’s no books or phones
or anything and I’m tired of staring at the walls and I’m tired of waiting around wondering when
he’s next gonna pay attention to us, when he’s gonna appear next, when he’s gonna be looking
at us and we’re gonna know he’s looking at us so—yeah. Why not?
Plus, the shit he got us is like way nicer than my shit at home. It’s like a sephora in here.
GRACE
BLISS
Fine.
But none of you are touching my hair.
LUNA
ALEX
Um—
HarperIcandoyourmakeup.
ifyouwant.
HARPER
Fine.
GRACE
Beat.
HARPER
GRACE nods.
Okay.
LUNA
GRACE
Of course it’s gonna get renewed. It’s of the moment.
LUNA
Girls being forced to perform beauty pageant for a sick misogynist is of the moment.
GRACE
Yes. It’s dark, it’s grey moral, it’s Hot Teen Trauma served on a platter.
ALEX
Okay I mean—don’t know that I would say it’s like—hot
BLISS
Why not? It is.
Every angle, every shot, every frame is meant to make the audience want us. And people want
to think of adolescence as like some bildungsroman bacchanal—just look at that one show, you
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know—fuck I forget the name—you know, from the comic, with the bland throuple and the serial
killers. Or the drug addicts and the outfits and the pretty lighting. Or any of them. Any of them at
all.
Beat.
GRACE
HARPER
Most missing persons, if they aren’t found in the first 24 hours are never recovered.
LUNA
BLISS
ALEX
Begrudgingly
On the one hand, it’s like—I am getting some better offers than I have been in the past? I’m
seeing some more interesting scripts—
GRACE
But on the other it feels like nothing really changed and I keep getting told how much it’s
changed
BLISS
And you just feel gaslit into not being happier that you get to play a hot teenager in a short skirt
who also happens to say the word feminism.
LUNA
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Right right—because nothing is wrong with that, honestly I have great ass and I like wearing a
skirt that shows exactly how great my ass is—
GRACE
But it feels so fucking weird, to feel like even as I’m being told over and over and over that it’s
our time now that my time is running out—
BLISS
I panic at every pound I gain or wrinkle that threatens to form or every moment I don’t seem
perfect absolutely perfect, every second feels like my life and my chance for a life, a life that is
good and joyful and more, is slipping through my fingers, into the hands of someone who is 21
and just started a fortune 500 company while maintaining a clean beauty routine someone who
is better than me someone who was just born to be better than me and every second I am
further from the life I am trying to have—
HARPER
And the terrible things is, there’s this moment now, where we’re finally talking about women’s
pain in media right?
We’re getting books, and plays and movies and tv shows where we’re talking about the trauma,
of all kinds, the daily ins and out, quiet and large violences, the #metoo ness of it all. This
incandescent rage, this fucking long scream that’s been ripping our throats red and raw, and
finally everybody’s sitting in the audience, eyes turned on us, listening with bated breath. But
they only wanna hear the scream.
GRACE
It’s looking good.
ALEX
GRACE
While pulling off a hair tie from her wrist.
BLISS
That’s a—
GRACE
Calmly, not looking up from HARPER’s hair.
Beat.
BLISS
HARPER
BLISS
Right, I forgot it’s a sign of weakness to care about other people and not just try to Lord of the
Flys your way through life—
LUNA
Interrupting
Beat.
BLISS
Yes.
It’s her birthday next week. She’s turning 13. We were gonna get our nails done. Manicure and
pedicure. And then get boba.
GRACE
That sounds really nice. I miss boba. I wish he would give us boba.
BLISS
Quietly.
Me too.
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ALEX
LUNA
I get it. I have a frog at home. She’s also a really good girl.
GRACE
HARPER
Not nudes Grace. Other photos. Of things I liked. Things I found beautiful.
And of my dad’s drugs.
LUNA
What?
HARPER
My dad’s a drug dealer. He thinks I think he sells used cars across state lines but I know it’s just
a front for selling drugs. He for some reason thinks I don’t know what drugs looks like. He keeps
them in his drawers at home. I took pictures just in case I needed evidence.
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ALEX
Evidence for—what?
HARPER
Emancipation.
ALEX
Oh.
GRACE
HARPER.
ALEX
GRACE
BLISS
More men will hate it and more women will say they love it.
LUNA
They’ll be that subset of male critics that will see what’s it’s trying to say
BLISS
And then there will be the subset that is way, way too into what they think it’s trying to say.
GRACE
I feel like male critics are sometimes holding back a hard on when they watch shows where
women talk about their experiences of sexual harassment and assault. You know?
LUNA
Oh absolutely. Which sucks because it feels good to be able to talk about it, to get to unhinge it
from my body. But the way certain men react, it feels
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HARPER
Hungry.
When I read the reviews of my work sometimes I can almost see the saliva staining the page.
GRACE
Yeah.
ALEX
Hesitantly.
I was 12 and I was walking with a friend, along the sidewalk and talking about I think Kim
Possible and whether Ron and Kim really should be together and then this guy
I don’t even remember what he said. But I remember afterward—I remember a lot of the girls,
especially the white girls in my grade that year being so much thinner than me. Wearing
American eagle jean and Abercrombie polos that smoothed over the flat planes and angles of
their bodies, the beads from Caribbean vacations clanking in their thin straight sunkissed hair.
And I never felt pretty around them. And so in that moment, it felt good. Because I felt like I
might be pretty for the first time.
Beat.
LUNA
Beat.
ALEX
BLISS
Of us?
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ALEX
Yeah.
LUNA
HARPER
He likes me.
BLISS
HARPER
Because. He didn’t pick me to play a version of someone else. He picked me to play myself.
The kinda of me he wanted to see. Prickly, sharp, a bite to her—and above all pretty. A version
of me. And he wants the same from all of us.
A version of you.
The queer thing is an element, men love the idea of a certain kind of queer woman, queer girl,
and you’re that kind. Counterculture just to the left of conventionally attractive. But it’s sadness
that sells you.
ALEX
Beat.
Beat.
Beat.
LUNA
To BLISS. Back to pageant world.
I really like this green eyeliner I chose for you. It looks fucking amazing on you.
BLISS
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Thanks.
A beat.
LUNA
BLISS
Thank you.
Beat.
GRACE
You know, it’s funny. People will try to be nice to girls and go out of their way to say “you’re not
just pretty”—as if pretty is something small. But it’s not. It’s not small at all
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We’re in the backstage area. The getting ready area, near the vanities.
Lights up. We open on the pageant set. The light is
dramatic bi lighting. Pinks and blues and purples,
casting shadows lovingly, eagerly on the surfaces.
There’s a double sided vanity with one mirror between them, a chair on either side. Where did
this vanity come from—did the Director bring it? Did the girls make it? Is this a dream? We don’t
know. But then we see—Grace.
And We see GRACE, who walks into the scene.
She’s wearing all white. She looks ethereal—soft, so soft. Like if you were to touch her she’d
cave in, a dimple the shape of a fingerprint left behind soft. She sits down at one side of the
vanity, and starts applying her makeup. Natural look, pinky neutral tones.
GRACE does this.
And then Alex comes in. Even though she looks tougher on the outside, some of that softness
that aches inside her comes through. She seats herself on the other side of the mirror. She
starts doing her makeup as well. Electric, bright, wild makeup, look at me makeup.
ALEX does this.
They each go through the motions of doing their face while looking through the mirror—through
to each other, keeping their gaze steady. We see that they don’t see their own reflections—they
see each other. As they near the end, only the lips are left. Grace picks up her red lipstick
GRACE does this.
And starts to lean through the mirror to the other side, to Alex—just as Alex in turn picks up a
pink lipgloss and leans through the mirror to Grace.
ALEX does this.
They meet in the middle. And they reach through the mirror to apply the lipstick/lipgloss on the
other girl. Softly. Carefully.
They obey.
And now they are fully made up. They observe one another’s completed looks. And then they
lean through their shared mirror. And they kiss.
We freeze here. As they look at one another.
Their lipstick and lipgloss smearing across each other’ mouths as they so tenderly, and then
desperately, try to find something in one another to survive.
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I—don’t know that I really saw a romance coming with our characters.
GRACE
I mean I figured you would have one, as the, you know, designated queer of the cast, but I
thought it might be with Luna.
ALEX
Yeah. Still. I guess it makes sense—your character gets a sexual awakening. Who else is she
supposed to have a sexual awakening with. The Director?
GRACE
ALEX
No.
It’s prettily written. I can imagine watching the scene, and being enamoured. Feeling it wash
over me. Feeling a kind of magic.
GRACE
ALEX
I don’t know.
GRACE
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Probably. Second season maybe. I get put in sex scenes a lot. Something about the
incongruence of the innocence of my appearance with the erotic. So says my agent.
ALEX
GRACE
Yeah.
Beat.
ALEX
GRACE
Of course you didn’t. Nobody really knows. I mean, people in my life do, a few people do, but it’s
not really something I talk about. I’m not like Harper levels famous but I’m getting there. And
people might be slightly better about casting queer actors but they won’t want to cast me as
virgins or ingenues if they think I have no sexuality. The allure of a virgin is the promise of sex—
not the lack of it.
ALEX
GRACE
ALEX
As lacking.
GRACE
ALEX
Yeah.
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Beat.
GRACE
Stops. Thinks on that for a moment.
Touch. It’s wanting touch. I want to be touched so bad sometimes it makes my body ache.
Sex doesn’t do that for me. Give that to me. A touch on the cheek though. An embrace.
Someone running their hands through my hair. It makes me feel so
A moment.
ALEX
GRACE
Not really looking at ALEX,
You like holding people’s thoughts, right? Diving into the nitty gritty—plumbing their secrets,
their vulnerabilities, their truths? I just felt like—telling someone. Giving it over. Might as well
give it to someone who wants it.
Beat.
ALEX
I do want it.
Thank you.
GRACE
Well—
thank you for the queer stamp of approval.
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ALEX
Of course. You’ll get the official letterhead in the mail in 4-5 business days.
Beat.
I don’t think this scene is how Alex and Grace would get together. It’s pretty. It’s really pretty.
Sweet even, in a way. But it feels like they’re putting on a show still.
GRACE
I feel like I know her, and Grace—she performs a lot. For her church. For her family. For God.
But this feels like a moment where she would want to let that go from her body. I would hope
she could let that go from her body.
ALEX
Yeah.
Beat.
I would be sitting underneath the covers, eyes wide in the dark, unable to sleep. Trying to think
about if I’m going to live the rest of my life in this basement, grow up and grow into an adult and
grow old, always being watched.
And ALEX lays herself into her bed like this.
GRACE
And I would be sleeping on my side. And my back would be to you. Also awake. Hand around
my cross necklace. Trying to pray. Trying to think of something to pray about. But unable to.
Feeling tired. Feeling bored.
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ALEX
GRACE
And I would know you were. And so I would eventually sit up—and I would turn to you, and I
would say
she does this, and she becomes her character.
GRACE
ALEX
GRACE
Oh.
I was thinking about how much I think he’s invested in us.
ALEX
GRACE
ALEX
GRACE
ALEX
GRACE
I try so hard to be good. In church, I would just pray that God would let me be good enough for
Him. And then I learned at some point that to be a good Christian woman meant being beautiful
for God. So I tried my very best to be beautiful for Him.
But now—I still wanna be beautiful.
But I don’t know that I want to be beautiful for God anymore.
ALEX
I’d step towards you. At first confidently, then hesitantly, as I got closer to you. Sheet
outstretched, in my hand, hovering, uncertain of how to say it.
GRACE
I would take the sheet in one hand, and the hem of your nightgown in the other. And I would pull
you down to sit on the bed, and pull the sheet over us.
ALEX
There.
Now we don’t let him have all of us.
He doesn’t get to look at all of us.
GRACE doesn’t answer. But we see her shadowed
hand raise—we see it move to ALEX’s cheek. We
see it sit there heavy, still.
GRACE
Beat.
SCENE X: BRUTAL
And then when they all are done, they give each
other a glance--a shared nod--and then they start to
line up at the end of the stage catwalk. They all
glitter in the hot set lights.
MATT
They nod.
Okay.
Evening wear.
Action.
MATT
Softer—not like a woman, but like a girl. Your softness is a knife waiting to come out. You’re
terrified but you’re also terrifying.
Smile—big smiles. Right now, he wants you to smile. Right now, you’re a perfect pageant
queen.
He’s as scared of you as you are of him. See the thing is men—we want beauty. But we’re not
allowed beauty the way women are. We can hold, possess, capture, kidnap beauty. But women
become beauty. And it’s there, a seed born within them, enveloped into their flesh, their skin,
their nervous system, the way they look at anyone—anyone at all. Women are beauty. We can
look at women and see that beauty and it's not within us because from day one it was ripped out
of us, torn out of us, so now we have to roam the earth seeking it—but when we look at women
we can see it. We can see our own reflection in the retina of your eyes, see beauty reflected
back at us—That’s why you’re the scariest thing this man has ever seen. And that is why he’s
trapped you. So—
That’s right.
yes.
Look at us like that.
Just like that.
What was I saying? Oh—yes—he’s trapped you so he can look at you. And believe, for a
moment, that he can have what he was never given the chance for.
MATT
(off stage-but like he’s in the room)
Remember.
We’re playing with improvisation here.
So—improvise.
Be your character.
Be Her.
Stillness.
DIRECTOR
LUNA
I mean
Everything?
But you want me to give you one single thing, as if all the things aren’t horrifically connected
And I kinda want to say climate change or white supremacy or capitalism or maybe the semi
obvious of how much we hate women, how much we hate trans women even
but I don’t think I can talk about one without the others so
Maybe media portrayals of teenagers?
Specifically, how we talk about teenage girls
How we tell their stories
Because
Adults always earnestly consider how to empower teenage girls. But what the fuck does it mean
to empower? Because it seems to mean, from everything I see and hear and read that it means
I get to have experiences that in 10 years I’m going to realize were traumatizing. And I don’t
want to be strong I don’t want to shout down catcallers I don’t want to carry pink fucking pepper
spray, I want to be able to be a girl—a child. Because that’s what I am, a child. But I’m only
allowed to be a child in selective circumstances, when it suits someone who wants to dismiss
what I’m saying. I’m not allowed to be a child when it comes to actually protecting me or caring
for me. No—then I’m a young adult. A young woman, if they’re progressive and generous. And
that fucking sucks.
DIRECTOR
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Hello Bliss. ‘What makes you different from the other girls competing today?
BLISS
I know what you want and expect me to say is that I’m Black. And how because I’m Black, I’m
often not seen as a girl. Or that a lot of the time when they write about Black teenage girls they
write about this idea of me this colorblind light skin Netflix best friend of the main character ideal
of me. I’m both sanitized and infected. I’m made milquetoast and mildewed. A funhouse mirror
idea of who I actually am.
And yeah, that’s a difference. But actually what makes me different, different to the core of me,
to the center of me is that I have grown up never doubting that I had people that loved me. I
have been loved and wanted and given what I loved and wanted. And that is so good and so
rare and I know how lucky I am to have that and still, still it has never felt like enough. It has
never been enough.
You probably think I don’t like being looked at. You’d be wrong.
DIRECTOR
‘Harper. If you could only have one wish, what would you wish for?
HARPER
No hesitation.
I’m pretty. I’ve known my whole life that I’m pretty. But I wanna be beautiful--you know what I
mean. Objectively undeniably, parting the red seas, Helen of Troy, unreal, girls look into the
mirror and hate themselves because they are not me beautiful. I want my beauty to be so good
and so bright and so stark that even as it hurts their eyes to look upon me, people just can’t stop
themselves from trying to get close to me. Like a moth to a flame. I want to be so beautiful that
people would let themselves be burned by me, their flesh charred, their bodies cooking, all so
they can look at me. Because if they look at me they burn and if they burn then they can’t touch
me and if they can’t touch me I will never be alone but I will be safe which
DIRECTOR
Grace. Sweet Grace. Why do you think people have a negative image of pageantry?
GRACE
I think they’re jealous because they fear they couldn’t do it. Because it’s really hard. And I think
people worry that they don’t have something sublime within them. And I think it’s easier to be
angry than it is to acknowledge your fear—to acknowledge your want.
DIRECTOR
Alex.
ALEX
Oh
Uh
I think
I think
BEAT
I think I think about myself all the time, in a way that I can’t tell is self-reflective or self-obsessed.
Like, I’m
MATT
Walking on.
Hold.
Okay, so when you’re getting ready to get into this scene—this is the big moment for Alex,
right? where she shows some of her cards? Gives us the lead into that. Let that beat hit. Lead
us there, okay?
ALEX
MATT
Action.
ALEX
MATT
Hold. Again. Slower. Let’s do it again.
ALEX
I think
I think
About
myself
All the time
MATT
ALEX
IthinkIthinkaboutmyselfallthetime
MATT
Hold. Let’s go sadder. You’re ashamed, you’re frightened, you’re 17. Again.
ALEX
On the verge of tears
MATT
ALEX
Coquettishly
MATT
ALEX
MATT
Snapping.
NO not like you wanna be Miss Congeniality. You wanna WIN. You wanna win even if you hate
to admit it. Even if you’re trying to so hard not to think it, about everything, even as you’re trying
to find out everything about everyone else so you don’t have to face who you are—you wanna
fucking win. Act like it—
Again!
ALEX
In a way that I can’t tell is self-reflective or self-obsessed. Like, I’m constantly thinking about
myself, about who I am as a person and who I want to be as a person and who I think other
people want me to be as a person, I think about how as a person I often feel like a failure of a
person because I’m too much of a person with all the bits and pieces that that comes with,
blackheads and sexual dysfunctions from childhood trauma and wanting more than is
reasonable for a normal person to want. Because I want a lot. I sometimes worry that I want far
too much, I get these waves of emotion that threaten to overwhelm me, drown me, submerge
my lungs in it, as a person, the want is so much larger than it seems I can contain or even
achieve, that any person can achieve, it scares me, I scare myself, sometimes I get so scared
that I go all the way around and I stop being scared and I just—think about myself. And my life.
And the person I am and am not. And the things I don’t know about myself. All the time.
Like how I wish my grandfather would die because he once pushed my grandma down the
stairs? I didn’t see it, I only got told it by my older sister, she saw it, but I CAN see it, in my mind
I see it perfectly, her perfectly crumpled at the bottom of the stairs of the basement I spent
nearly every summer watching toon disney in growing up, her and her vacuum--she was
vacuuming the steps--and I think of my grandfather at the top of those stairs, looming over the
perfectly crumpled bird bone body of my grandma not caring about the fact that my older sister
saw him. And I think about the fact that my sister told me but not my mother. And I think about
the fact that I haven’t told my mother about what her father did to her mother because she
knows, I think, I’m actually pretty sure she knows, but it’s the kind of knowing that’s too awful to
say aloud. Because as a person, as someone who is just a person and nothing more, it would
be too painful to name it, our simple personhood having to acknowledge this awful eldritch thing
that we can’t bare to look at for too long so it sits within our body like a weight, like a cyst, like a
blood clot, fluid congealed beneath thin skin. And you can ignore it, it’s actually fairly easy to
ignore if you can learn to adjust to the new heft of your body, how every step you take now there
is a pulsing pressure in the back of your head that is tied to gravity, a taut line of connection that
would like to gently lower you to the asphalt and force you to acknowledge it, seep out around
your head and soak the roots of your hair with it, spill out in a slow deluge and be witnessed at
last by the world--but you can’t. And I wish I could be a person who was able to lie on the
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ground and let knowledge pool around my head in a puddle, staring up at the blue sky without
flinching back from the halo it makes around my head on the concrete. But I think that I am not
that person.
So. To answer your question. I think having the crown would mean I would for once know
something undeniably good about myself.
MATT
I wouldn’t say solely—
BLISS
Can’t I have—something else to me? At first it felt like we were doing something different, that
you were giving me something different, you let me want more for her, hope for more for her
but now
But Now
We don’t even know who my sister is—we haven’t’ even gotten so much as a flashback—and
the. HARPER, fucking Harper of it all, Harper is invoking her death like some fucking carrot and
I don’t even know who she is, much less who my character is? And now I’m fighting? What are
we trying to say in this scene? What are you trying to do with me?
Beat.
Beat.
MATT looks at the other actors. Who are watching
this.
And then he looks back at BLISS.
MATT
Bliss. You’re a good actor. I like you. I like your work. But if you decide to make this ugly—there
are a lot of actors out there just as good as you.
And he walks off.
And BLISS is left there.
The other actors stand there, watching.
LUNA
Fuck him.
GRACE
Yeah really—that was fucking –
ALEX
Are you okay? Do you need to?—
BLISS
Cutting them off.
I’m fine.
ALEX, LUNA, and GRACE look at each other.
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I’m FINE.
Just go get lunch.
Another beat.
ALEX
Are you sure—
BLISS
Yes I’m fucking sure Alex okay, now can you just for once stop trying to mine my fucking psyche
and go?
Beat.
ALEX leaves. LUNA follows. GRACE also starts to
follow. Stops. Then turns to BLISS.
GRACE
Do you want that one tandoori chicken salad?
Beat.
BLISS
Yeah. That would be nice. Thank you.
GRACE nods. And leaves.
BLISS stands. She closes her eyes. Thinking she’s
alone. But then. She tenses. She turns. And she
realizes—
There’s HARPER. Just sitting at her vanity. Sipping
at her water bottle. Looking at her phone.
BLISS looks at her for awhile. HARPER doesn’t
look up.
And then finally, BLISS walks to her own vanity.
And sits down.
BLISS and HARPER are alone on the set. They
each sit quietly on their own, at their vanities. Some
time has passed. HARPER has moved on from her
phone, and is calmly reading her book. BLISS is
just sitting. Itching underneath her skin. Tense.
Finally she stands up.
BLISS
Wanna go over the fight choreography.
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HARPER
Neutrally.
I don’t know if we’re supposed to do it without the fight choreographer present.
BLISS
Look if you’re worried about getting hurt—
HARPER
I didn’t say I wouldn’t do it.
Beat.
BLISS
Okay.
She tenses her hands. She waits.
HARPER stands up calmly.
Do you wanna review the steps—
HARPER
I lash out first. Quick.
And she calmly, methodically, crosses the distance
between them
My right fist to your left shoulder. Contact.
And BLISS moves her shoulder with the motion,
with the movement.
BLISS
I move my shoulder with your motion, I stumble, and then I respond, with my right knee to your
stomach. Contact.
She moves her knee, holds it gently to HARPER’s
stomach.
I hold it here for a second but then—
And HARPER moves her hand to grab it. Faster
than either of them have been moving.
HARPER
I grab it—I try to grasp it.
BLISS
I twist away—
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HARPER
Breathless. Struggling.
Do you want it?
BLISS
And as she speaks she begins crying with
frustration.
Of course I do! I want it so bad my body enunciates it with every throb of my blood. I wanna
have my choice of roles, and I want to be fawned over and I want everyone to look at me and
think I’m amazing, see something amazing but I’m almost thirty and you’re not and you’ve had
all the things I’ve ever wanted and probably will never get and—why?
HARPER
Looking up at her from underneath her.
I don’t know.
I told a girlfriend once that I hate looking at myself in the mirror, which is true. And she said “but
you’re so pretty.” And I said thank you, but I just wanted to tell her “I didn’t say I wasn’t pretty.
Just that I hate looking at myself.”
BLISS
And BLISS slumps back. Lets up. Lets go.
What a fucking waste.
HARPER
She stays underneath her.
I know.
Beat. She rubs her arms.
You’re like—really strong.
BLISS
I started powerlifting a few months ago. I could probably deadlift you.
HARPER
Hot.
BLISS laughs—just a little scoff of a laugh. And she
looks at her. Swallows.
BLISS
You gonna tell Matt.
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HARPER
No.
I wanted you to hit me as much as you wanted to hit me.
BLISS
So you were baiting me.
She puts her hand in her hands.
You baited me into a fight on set, a move that is possibly career ending for me, so you could
what—hold it over me? Hold it against me?
HARPER
No—it didn’t have anything to do with you. I just.
I wanted to feel awake in my own skin.
I just wanted to feel something.
BLISS
And she looks up from her hands.
BLISS
She looks her up and down.
Well. Maybe I’ll hate you a little less if you cast me as the lead.
HARPER
And. a small smile.
How generous.
BLISS
Something where the story is fully about a woman. About her. Not her dad. Or her fucking sister.
Not about who she is in relation to other people. It’s about her. It’s just about her.
HARPER
Doing what?
BLISS
Something beautiful. Or something ugly as fuck, filthy and vile. Anything. Everything. But the
camera has to look at me the whole time. It has to look at me without flinching the whole time.
Beat.
My sister.
She has cerebral palsy and she’s so smart and so fucking funny and so fucking great in every
fucking way but she’s black and a woman and disabled and because she’s a black disabled
woman people just—
I grew up with people staring at her all the time, but even as they stared it was like she was
invisible? And I hated that it scared me so much—that somebody might look at me and still not
even see me. And I feel like I shouldn’t want it so much but I do. It’s why I love acting so much
even though I also hate it. The first time I acted was in high school, in a play. And I remember,
looking out, seeing the audience and just thinking—everybody in this room is looking at me right
now. Everybody in this room has to look at me right now.
I don’t want to be good or clean. I just want to be seen.
And HARPER looks at BLISS.
You probably think that’s sad bullshit.
HARPER
No.
I was gonna say I don’t know if I ever loved acting. I think it’s just the only way I know how to
exist.
BLISS
Do you wanna exist?
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HARPER
A moment. She thinks about it.
I don’t know.
BLISS
Yeah.
Beat.
I think you’re doing an okay job at it.
HARPER
Blinking.
At what?
BLISS
Rolls her eyes.
At existing—dumbass.
HARPER
You don’t mean that mean that.
BLISS
Actually, I do. I shouldn’t, and you don’t deserve it, but I do.
HARPER
Oh.
Sincere. Throat caught.
Um.
BLISS looks at her. Stands up. Dust herself off.
And then offers a hand to HARPER—who looks at
it like something she’s never seen before.
BLISS
Come on. If we go now maybe we can catch up to them and you can buy my chicken salad for
me.
LUNA
I hate men and I hate last stage capitalism and I hate fucking tech dude overlords.
GRACE
I mean—absolutely cosigning all that, on a typical daily basis but—what’s going on?
ALEX
LUNA
So a guy dm’ed his dick—which, happens all the time whatever, right—but his was
accompanied by a particularly creative and also disgusting explanation of what he wanted to do
to me, and so I figure fine, this guy wants to message me this shit, let me screenshot it and post
it. But now MY account was banned and now I can’t post and it’s bullshit—what like I’m banned
for posting what this guy said to me, but he’s not banned for saying it to me? What the FUCK.
BLISS
jesus christ—/
HARPER
That does suck—/
ALEX
Oh god, I’m so sorry Luna, maybe you can get your followers to contest it?—
GRACE
Rolling her eyes, trying to commiserate.
LUNA
She repeats GRACE, flatly.
Welcome to womanhood.
ALEX
Turns for a moment, looking at GRACE, murmurs
Grace—
GRACE
Continuing, not realizing.
Honestly, Luna, count yourself lucky that you didn’t have to experience teenage girlhood. Now
you just have to suffer through adult womanhood for the whole world to see, on a platter.
Fucking men.
Beat.
LUNA
Almost neutrally.
GRACE
Surprised
Whoa, what?
LUNA
GRACE
I didn’t mean—
LUNA
And you think what—you get to welcome me to it? Just because you have an assigned female
at birth pussy?
GRACE
LUNA
Yes, it is—whether you realize it or not, it is exactly what you meant Grace. So let me tell you,
just this once, because I do actually like you most of the time even if right now I want slap you
across your pretty little shocked face—you don’t own womanhood more than I do.
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GRACE
I’m—
I’m sorry.
MATT
(off-stage)
Bliss, Harper, Grace, can you come here? Wardrobe wants you.
LUNA
And her anger deflates.
Whatever.
And she walks to her vanity. GRACE looks at
LUNA, who does not look back at her.
MATT
(off-stage, sounding annoyed)
Wardrobe.
And GRACE, turns to follow MATT’s call, with
BLISS and HARPER following behind.
ALEX
I’m sorry.
LUNA
ALEX
Beat.
LUNA
I don’t usually like to let myself be angry in front of other people. When I had to smash the
camera earlier—
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I didn’t say anything, but I was fucking terrified. Of what people would think. Because when
people like Grace get angry, it’s feminine rage, it’s divine, it’s gorgeous and raw. Or even if it’s
negative, being seen as shrill or nagging or a bitch—it’s still feminine, you can still be a woman
who is angry—But when I get angry, people don’t see it as divine feminine rage. It’s just
masculine.
Manly.
Ugly.
And I know she didn’t mean to hurt me. But I was just tired. And I wanted to vent.
ALEX nods.
Cool, thanks.
ALEX
I don’t—I don’t wanna like “mine your psyche” or pry or anything. I don’t really know what else to
say except that fucking sucks.
LUNA
It does.
‘Welcome to womanhood’.
What an unfunny joke.
ALEX
Right. Like “Welcome into our shitty little club we all hate being a part of.” As if you don’t already
know. As if you don’t know more than others even.
LUNA
Pauses, meeting ALEX’s gaze in the mirror, before
looking away.
Yeah.
I suppose.
I kinda
ALEX
LUNA
I don’t need you to apologize just or reflexively wring your guilt out of your body before I even
finish my thought JUST—
just listen?
Womanhood is joy too. I didn’t transition for pain, for suffering—to make my life some white cis
woman Margaret Atwood ghost-written trauma. I did it for a chance at joy. Euphoria. Ecstasy.
And it’s not always that, but that’s usually because of other people’s shit—not my own
relationship with it. I’m more than my womanhood, but god—it is so much of me. And for me,
womanhood is something delicious.
So—if you find it so painful—maybe it’s just not working out for you? And maybe you could
choose something else.
ALEX
Something else?
LUNA
Looking to meet ALEX’s gaze in the mirror now.
MATT
Hey all
Just wanted to gather you up real quick to make an announcement. It’s really big—though, I
think some of you might have guessed this was coming, if you were paying attention.
Bliss
One tv screen on the set flashes. With an image.
For a second. Before flicking off
Grace.
another screen on the set flashes, with an image.
For just a second. Flickering off.
Luna.
Another screen, flash image, off.
Alex
Another.
Harper.
And finally. It stays on. It’s a brief soundless clip.
Behind the scenes on set, of all 5 of them,
laughing, talking—being with one another.
Beat.
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HARPER
MATT
Unphased.
We’re not doing another season. This will be the last scene we shoot for the show.
LUNA
But—
GRACE
The producers love the show. They told us they love the show.
ALEX
BLISS
I just had a meeting with my agent and he told me they wanted to renew. He told me they
approached you about renewing. That they fucking LOVED it—
MATT
Calm
Silence.
They were very understanding, after I explained my vision for the other projects I wanna get
moving on. As the showrunner, my role is to look at the whole vision of the project. But I just
realized—I'm tired of looking at it. And it wouldn’t be fair to this project if I tried to make another
season knowing that. Better to leave it on a high note.
BLISS
So we just
End.
Trapped in his basement still?
MATT
Yeah. Honestly, I think it’s the best choice—it’s more realistic. After all, would a guy like that,
ever really let you go free? It’s actualizing, physicalizing the metaphor. Making the abstract
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horror tangible—young women are always going to be trapped by the male gaze. No matter
what they do. It’s like that quote by Margaret Atwood, right? Oh, how does it go?
ALEX/GRACE/BLISS/LUNA/HARPER
Up on a pedestal
Or down on your knees
You are a woman
with a man inside
watching a woman.
MATT
HARPER
He stops.
MATT
Stops. Looks at her, with a little bit of pity.
Oh, Harper—no.
It’s done.
The winner is
A drumroll.
Alex.
Time to go.
ALEX
What why—
Looks around at HARPER, GRACE, BLISS, LUNA
Why—why me?
I’m not—I’m not any—
DIRECTOR
With me.
Beat.
ALEX
But—I thought the winner—you said the winner would get set free?
DIRECTOR
And the director tilts his head.
Alex. You wanted to be beautiful enough for me. Good enough for me—and I decided you are.
You finally are.
This audience.
ALEX
I am so tired
Of being something
You get to just
Fucking
LOOK AT
And they turn and slam their hand into the wall of
screens, shattering it. The pageant lights break.
Set lights.
MATT
His face is ethusive, delighted
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I was wrong, I was so wrong—I had my doubts about casting you but.
Now, can you try that again? I just want to make sure we have enough coverage to give the
editors.
LUNA
MATT
Looks up
Oh?
LUNA
Yeah.
MATT
Crew, we’re not ready on set yet—
And then
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GRACE
BLISS
Oh come—you never been bound and gagged before? Please—I’ve been on 3 different
episodes of SVU.
LUNA
Hmm. Once on a shoot I got to dress up as a domme. They had me pretend to crush a man’s
balls. I wonder what it would like to actually do it?
ALEX
If beauty is pain, then pain must be beauty. And don’t you like beauty? Arranging beauty?
Surveilling beauty. Trapping beauty?
HARPER
and then—
her brow furrows.
The lights come up. The actors come up. They are
all casual, relaxed. All a sudden it’s not like we’re
on set—we’re in a green room, someone’s trailer.
Somewhere away from prying eyes.
GRACE
BLISS
Turns to HARPER.
Okay in this scenario, we’ve talked to them beforehand. Gotten them on our side. Convinced
them to like—mutiny—
LUNA
Stretching, yawning.
BLISS
GRACE
Leaning back against the vanity where MATT is
bound like it’s a normal piece of furniture.
LUNA
She somehow now has an iced coffee. She sips it
loudly.
I mean—look I’m all about manifesting especially manifesting murdering Matt, but it would take
a lot of convincing to get everybody on set behind no just mutiny but murder.
ALEX
Honestly, I’ve heard what some of the crew is getting paid, I don’t think it’d be that hard—
GRACE
HARPER
I—
Personally,
LUNA
Politely, but tightly.
HARPER
I mean, I know—
ALEX
HARPER
GRACE
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HARPER
Sharp
ALEX
LUNA
HARPER
Of course I do.
And if I imagine endlessly all the ways in which I could make him hurt the ways he’s made you
hurt—
I can’t focus on being with all of you.
ALEX
So.
What now.
HARPER
She looks around the glittery messy broken up set.
And she looks at BLISS.
Does this place kinda look like a rancid teen nightclub to you?
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BLISS
Gets it.
Yeah. Definitely.
HARPER
All—
All I wanna do
And she grips the hands she has tighter.
I cry
I laugh
And I see you too
ALEX/HARPER/BLISS/LUNA/GRACE
I cry
I laugh
I CRY
I LAUGH
ALEX/HARPER/BLISS/LUNA/GRACE/MATT
ALL
I
WANNA
DO
IS
BE
PRETTY
LIKE
YOU.
GITTER
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LIKE
YOU
SCREAM
LIKE
YOU
I CRY
I LAUGH
ALL
I
WANNA
DO
IS
BE
PRETTY
LIKE
YOU.
And the screen fades from footage to them, to
white noise static. And the stage lights begin to
dim.
I cry
I laugh
END OF PLAY.