Professional Documents
Culture Documents
(a monologue)
by
M atthew Weaver
PERFORM ER Any
Enter PERFORM ER.
PERFORM ER
I miss you.
I’m mad at you.
I miss you.
I’m bummed you didn’t turn out to be the one.
I miss you.
I fully admit I got my hopes up.
I really, really liked you.
I hate that all we can ever be now are friendly strangers.
Pleasant exes without the fun of ever becoming more.
I hate that it feels like I can’t text or e-mail or call to check in. Or just to talk about
nothing at all.
I miss something that we never were. I miss it so much.
I miss you.
I miss you.
I’m mad at you.
I miss you.
I really, really liked you.
I got my hopes up.
I’m sorry.
I miss you.
I’m mad at you.
I miss you.
End of Play