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Quintstellation Script
Quintstellation Script
a.
(Small awkward silence where Jash looks directly at the camera/catches Pam’s eye)
Dwight: It’s 10:17 a.m. Hang on, no 10:18 and 3 seconds. 4 seconds-
Mohan (annoyed at Dwight but still enthusiastic): It’s Diwali o’clock! And guess what?
Pam and Anjali are throwing us a party!
Mohan: Pam, Anjali yeah guys heads up- you’re in charge for Diwali.
Mohan: Nonono, no excuses, yada yada, you’re the head of the party planning
committee. Man up!
Mohan: For starters, there have to be those brown triangles. What are they? Mimosas.
Pam: Samosas…?
Mohan: Firecrackers. Elephants for decorations. Rangolis. Curry! It’s so cool. Guess
what? When you say Curry in India, you don’t mean the basketball guy. You mean
yellow food.
Diyas! How did I forget diyas…
b.
Talking head- Dwight:
Dwight: Diwali, the festival of lights? I have my own festival of lights. Sinterklaas. The
Dutch festival that celebrates Saint Nicholas, in all his glory. There’s nobody more kind
to children and maybe if you’re lucky, you’ll even get candy in your shoe!
Pam: Okay let’s make a list of things we need for the party.
Pam: Hindi songs, Bollywood music. Can’t ever go wrong with that.
Anjali: I don’t get Pam sometimes. Gulab jamun is obviously the best.
And who listens to Arijit Singh??
Anjali: A party is supposed to be classy, Pam. (walks out and starts talking to Dwight)
Pam: Sure, I’ll get gulab jamun. But I’m playing Hindi music. Anjali’s just old.
c.
INT. THE OFFICE
Dwight: Anjali, we need to make it a Dutch party too. Sinterklaas is just around the
corner- you know how important my traditions are to me.
Mohan: You know what Dwight, I don’t trust Pam and Anjali with all this. I can only turn
to you. It’s important business. Something must be done about the party
Mohan- Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy. Both. I want people to be afraid of how
much they love me. (wears a garland of flowers around his neck) See, I’m not
superstitious but I am a little stitious.
d.
e.
Jash: It’s my favourite festival. It celebrates light over darkness, knowledge over
ignorance. And there’s lots of delicious food.
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INT. CONFERENCE ROOM (prepping for the party)
Dwight: Anjali, you’ll love Sinterklaas. There’s sweets, pepernoten and mandarin
oranges, and so many gifts.
f.
Tarun: Hey guys, I got the stuff you called for. 1000 samosas, Sinterklaas-es, gulab
jamun, all of it.
Mohan: Tarun, you can't just do that. Don’t. We asked for mimosas, not samosas.
g.
(Music starts playing, everything is decorated well, everyone is dressed in Indian wear
except for Anjali who wears Dutch costume)
Pam: Hi everyone, thank you for being here. Happy Diwali! This is my first time
celebrating Diwali but it’s one of my friend’s favourite festivals. He said and I quote:
“Diwali celebrates the triumph of light over darkness, knowledge over ignorance. And
lots of delicious food.” Here’s to an evening of connecting with light and eating good
food.
Jash: May the lamps of Diwali illuminate your hearts and homes, and fill your life with
peace and prosperity
V.O.: Diwali honours the triumphant return of Lord Rama, his wife Sita, and brother
Lakshmana, from a 14-year exile in the forest. To celebrate his return, everyone lights
diyas or lamps which will guide him home.
Cheers.
Tarun: I’ve kinda given up on Mohan. The gulab jamun is really good though. I should
compliment Pam after this. She’s amazing.
Mohan: I’m going to send this video to corporate. Show them why you guys deserve
those raises.
h.
(Clip of people learning how to light diyas, Mohan burning his hand and continuing to
limp throughout the episode)
Mohan: I got burned really badly. My leg is hurting too. (Nothing happened to him, it’s an
extreme reaction)
Jash: That’s the beauty of Diwali. You feel the joy in the air. It’s radiant. It’s everywhere.
Infinite. It reminds you to stay close to your loved ones, and wishes you well for the next
year.
i.
Dwight: They may look good but don’t let the crackers fool you. They’re dangerous
pollutants.
j.
(Everyone gathers round with lots of chaos, pic is taken, everyone says happy diwali,
leaves)
[Outro]
Happy Diwali! Happy Sinterklaas!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fE2KLGU7osE&ab_channel=NetflixIndia
Mohan: I’m a good party planner huh. These samosas are good, what are they made
of?
FADE OUT
Credits:
Script- Maitree