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INT. DAY CLASSROOM

Jeetu gives homework.
JEETU
Sheet ke problems 32-38?
MEENAL
Aur?
JEETU
Bas.
VAIBHAV
Bas? Bhaiya 5 din ka break hai. Aur
de do karte rahenge.

JEETU
Pata hai bhai. Isiliye nahin de
raha hoon. 5 din ka school
practicals ke liye hai. Uspe focus
karo aur realx karo.

MEENA
Relax?
JEETU
Break se laute hi..15 din ke ander
tumhara final reshuffling exam hoga

MEENAL
Terah sir..terah.
JEETU
Lo terah, tab pagalon ki tarah sab
padhoge. Abhi battery charge karlo.
Padhai ke saath thoda thoda relax
karte rahoge to burnout nahin hoge.
(to Uday)Par itna aaram mat karna
ki school practicals ko hi ignore
kar do. Kitne log kal pehli baar
school jaayenge?
Whole class raises hands.

INT. DAY PRACTICAL ROOM

Meena Meenal perform some experiment. Vaibhav with Uday on
next table performs pendulum experiment Udai takes out two
lab reports from bag.

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UDAI
Kya handwriting hai..Lab report
cursive mein likhi hai. Value for
money.

Udai takes out 2 more, opens "calculation of g".

VAIBHAV
Abey inhone to ’g’ ki value 8.2
nikal rakhi hai. 9.8 aani chahiye.

UDAI
Anaari aadmi..lab mein ’g’ 9.8 aa
jaaye to matlab pakka cheating hai.
8.2 pe real lagta hai. A1 waale bhi
isi se lab report khareedte hain.

Vaibahv glances thrrough at the lab report of other nearby

students.
VAIBHAV
Saala 8 ghante bachane ke chakkar
mein 700 rupaye lag gaye.

UDAI
700 nahin 300. 400 to scootyname ke
kiraye ke the.
VAIBHAV
Scootyname ke kiraye ke? MAine do
din teri soocty ka use kar li tu..
UDAI
Arey meri nahin. Doosri waali jo
maine kiraye pe li. 4 din ke 400/-.
bas. Shivangi bolti hai na mein
organized nahin hoon, Is baar
dekho.
VAIBHAV
Kaun si doosri scooty, kis liye.
Mere 400 rupaye?!
UDAI
Hum chaar log kaise aate be ek
mein. Main kitna shana hoon. Maine
scooty mein petrol bhi..
VAIBHAV
Kaun chaar log?

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UDAI
Tu main Shivangi aur Vartika.
VAIBHAV
Vartika kaun?

UDAI
Ratawal..(beat)Shivangi ki friend..
VIABHAV
Kya bole ja bhai..shaant ho ja.
Aaram se bata..
UDAI
Tu kya bole ja raha hai.. Shaant ho
jaaon yaan bataon. (Vaibhav Sighs)
Chaar din ka break hai. Na
coaching, na homework ghoomenge.
Scooty kiraye pe le li hai..taaki
hum chaaron, tum main shivangi aur
uski friend Vartika Ratawal, Kota
ki ser kar paayein.

CUT TO:
MEENA
Main kahin nahin jaa raha. Chaar
din ka break hai. Main aur Vaibhav
Swadhdhyan karenge.

Meenal grapples with calliper.

MEENAL
Kya karoge?

MEENA
Padhai karoonga.
MEENAL
(surprised)
Na na..Mat padhna. Jeetu bhaiya ne
relax karne ko kaha hai. To relax
hi karna.
MEENA
Oh haan(beat) Aap bhi teachers ki
har baat maanti hai.
MEENAL
Hain? Koi aur bhi possibility hai
kya?

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MEENA
Aapke vichaar kitne pivtra hain. Ek
dum meri tarah.
Meena and Meenal exchange look.

CUT TO:
UDAI
Ghanta..kyon nahin chalega.
Maine scootyname mein 400 ka
petrol dalwaya. 500 Rupaye ka
kiraya de diya. Ab tu bol raha hai
nahin chalega.
Lab assistant passes. They start moving pendulum and talk
looking at it.

VAIBHAV
Bhai, Mujhe aur Meena ko saara
syllabus revise karna hai in 4 din
mein.

UDAI
Tu har baar yahi karta hai.
Dusshera mela ka plan bhi aise hi
kharaab kiya tha.
VAIBHAV
Dusshere ke time pe main tha hi
nahin.
UDAI
Wahi to..tab bhi nahin tha, ab bhi
nahin hai.
Meena enters and picks calliper. He listens.
UDAI(CONT’D)
Bhai, Shivangi mujhe kaafi samay se
avoid kar rahi hai. Kahin break up
na kar de. Wo to itni mean bhi
nahin hai kisi doosre boyfriend ka
life mien aane tak ka wait
kare. Main 4 din mein uskey saath
Troika se Talab, 7 Wonders se KT
garden. Radha Krishna se lekar
Khade Ganesh ji sab ghoom lena
chahta hoon taaki humari yahaan
itni memories bann jaye ki break up
ka thought aane pe bhi usey takleef
ho. basic romantic consumerism..

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VAIBHAV
Tu ja na bhai..Mujhe kyon kabab
mein haddi bana raha hai.
UDAI
Kuch kabaab haddi ke bina nahin
bante. Sab ghoomenge to wo aa
jaayegi. Akele nahin chalegi.
VAIBHAV
Par bhai hamara (includes Meena)
revision..
MEENA
Haan Vaibhav, Usi ka bata raha
tha..Kuch apriharya karon ki wajah
se hum revision nahin kar paayenge.

VAIBHAV
Meena main baat kar..Kya? Meena
humein syllabus niptana hai.
MEENA
Main relax karoonga. Udai ji. Mujhe
le chaliye.
UDAI
Paltega to nahin na.

VAIBHAV
Isse accha to main hi..
Meena agrees. Hi fives to Udai. Picks Calliper and moves.
Vaibhav tries to stop.."Meena!!". LA crosses again from
back. Vaibhav and Udai again pretend to be working. Vaibhav
stares at pendulum.
VAIBHAV
Jao tum log. Main to baith ke
padhoonga.

CUT TO:
Meena is looking at Meenal.
MEENA
Ye lijiye calliper.
Meenal takes it and starts working. Meena hands folded keeps
observing her.

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MEENAL
Tum kya kar rahe ho..

MEENA
Jo apne karne ko kaha tha. Relax.
CUT TO:
Teacher sits on table amidst lab reports. Vaibhav stands
besides for Viva.
TEACHER
Coaching mein padhai acchi chal
rahi hai.

VAIBHAV
Ji sir.
TEACHER
Chal hi rahi hogi..kyonki lab
report tak likhne ka time nahin
hai. Haan..
VAIBHAV
No Sir..
TEACHER
’g’ ki value 7 tak bardaasht akar
loonga par jhooth bardaasht nahin
hai mere ko?
Teacher opens a few more lab reports all are written in
cursive writing. Vaibhav panicks.
TEACHER
Tum students school ki izzat hi
nahin karte ho. Tu aaj pehli baar
school aaya na?

VAIBHAV
Nahin sir, aaya tha.
TEACHER
Phir jhooth.

VAIBHAV
No sir, aaya tha. Kai baar.
TEACHER
Accha..canteen mein samosa kitne ka
milta hai/Mera naam ka kya hai.
Vaibhav is thinking.

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TEACHER
Bewakoof samajh rakha hai. Lab
report dekhte hi pata chal jaata
hai ki Gupta Xerox waale ne likhi
hai. Vibgyor ke ho na tum.

VAIBHAV
Ji Sir.
TEACHER
Maheshwari ke to ho bhi nahin
sakte. Bolna us Deepak ko main bula
raha tha. Aake mila nahin na to
saare vibgyor ko school mein fail
kar doonga. Phir dete rehna JEE
Advanced. Samjha?

Vaibhav nods. Teacher gestures to turn.

TEACHER
(Shouts) Vartika Ratawal.
Vaibhav turns. Vartika crosses him. Vaibhav looks at her.
All that cliched romantic slo-mo shots and romantic mussic
happens. Vaibhav is in love with Vartika. Vaibhav crosses
Meena.
VAIBHAV
Meena, Udai ke saath main ja raha
hoon. Tu ghar mein baith ke relax
kar.
MEENAL
Ye kahan ja raha hai?

MEENA
Poora Kota ghoomne, inside out.
MEENAL
Kitna accha plan hai..

EXT. DAY SCHOOL

Vartika, Vaibhav, Meena and Meenal are standing besides two
scooties. Udai and Shivangi sit on two scooties. VArtika is
holding some papers.
MEENAL (CONT’D)
(to Shivangi)
Main bhi chaloon? Mujhe bhi aapke
saath Kota ghoomna hai.

(CONTINUED)
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SHIVANGI
Ji aapki tareef.
MEENAL
Meenal Parekh..

UDAI
(murmurs)
Saali ek number ki maggu hai. Kata
de.

SHIVANGI
You are most welcome. But we
already are four. Paanch kaise
honge.
MEENA
Che.(beat) Sab chal rahe hain to
main bhi aata hoon na.
VAIBHAV
(to Vartika)
Hi I am Vaibhav.

VARTIKA
(puzzled)
Vartika. Shiv do onething na. Tum
log niklo mera raincheck.

Meena looks at sky.

SHIVANGI
Pads raaste mein le lenge.
MEENAL
Nahin..Hain mere paas.
VARTIKA
What..arey its not about periods.
Kal Maheshwari ke sample paper
aaye. Mujh se kuch bhi nahin hua
(Shows her the paper). I think I
should rather prepare.
SHIVANGI
Oye..Tere saath hi to plan banaya
tha. Main in boring logon ke
beech..bore ho jaaongi.
VAIBHAV
She is joking. Hum bore nahin hain.

(CONTINUED)
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UDAI
Haan..hum to bahut intelligent
hain. (Looks into questions) Ye sab
to tere ko aadhe ghante mein sikha
denge. (has a look at question) Ye
log. Ye.
Vaibhav peeps into the paper.

VAIBHAV
Haan main karwa doonga.
VARTIKA
Thanks. (to Shivangi) Please.
(Points to Meenal) Ab ye bhi to
hain..pls. Mera mann to nahin
lagega. Pls.
VAIBHAV
Pls. Shivangi maan jao na.

SHIVANGI
Ok..chal theek hai. Acche se
padhna.
VAIBHAV
Phir main bhi nahin aa raha.

UDAI
Kyon?
VAIBHAV
Main inko padha deta hoon. Help ho
jaayegi. Aur tum log chaar ho to
gaye.
UDAI
Oye, Meena usey help kar dega. Tu
yahan aaja.
MEENA
Na na, main to ghoomungo. (jumps
and sits besides Meenal) Jeetu
Bhaiya ne kai aey.

VAIBHAV
Chalo to phir main hi sacrifice kar
deta hoon.
MEENA
Na Vaibav tu bhi chal..Relax nahin
karega to burn out ho jaayega. Phir
final scuffling exam ke liye kaise
padhega.

(CONTINUED)
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Shivangi pillions Meena and Udai pillions Meenal. Uday gives

a stern look to Meenal. Both scooties leave. Vaibhav and
Vartika exchange look.
VAIBHAV
Don’t worry, paper kar lenge apan.
VARTIKA
Thanks. I am Vartika.
VAIBHAV
Ratawal. I know I know. Aap
introduce kar chuki hain.
Vartika is thinking something.
VARTIKA
Sorry maine tumhara naam pehle gaur
se suna hi nahin tha. So isliye
phir se introduce kiya ki shayad
tum apna naam phir bol doge.
VAIBHAV
Vaibhav..Vaibhav Pandey. (beat)
Thoda awkward ho gaya na. Paper ho
jaayega..

INT. DAY CHAI PAANI

SHIVANGI
(to Meenal)
Irony dekho chai paani ki cold
coffee sabse famous hai.

MEENAL
(to waiter)
Ek cold coffee.
MEENA
Do..
MEENAL
Shivangi..Tum medical mein
ho..(nods) Main bhi chhote mein
doctor banan chahti thi. Par?

SHIVANGI
Par kya..
MEENAL
Badi hoke jab kaafi emotional nikli
na..to papa ne kaha doctor itne
(MORE)
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MEENAL (cont’d)
emotional nahin ho sakte. To phir
engineering.
MEENA is looking at MEENAL with lots of love.

INT. DAY VARTIKA’S ROOM

Vartika Vaibhav are sitting on in Vartika’s place.
Vartika
Ye waala question dekho na jara.
VAIBHAV
NA NA Pehle to question dekhna hi
nahin chahiye. Jeetu bhaiya bolte
hain ki sabse pehe question ki last
line padhni chahiye. Phir option
dekhne se chahiye. Ab yahan Poocha
hai ki vessel ka teperaature kitna
hoga. Options dekho temperature
joiule/mole yaan calorie mein thode
ho sakta hai..so answer ’d’ 25
degree celcius is correct. Ye
question thermo ka nahin common
sensse ka tha.
VARTIKA
Ya. actualy maine dhyaan hi nahin
diya. Tumhare bhaiya bhi IITian
hain..
VAIBHAV
Bhaiya to compounder..Oh..Jittu
Bhaiya hamare teacher hain. Vibgyor
mein.
VARTIKA
Mujhe bhi koi classes hi lagane
the. Individual gadbad ho gaya.

EXT. DAY KT GARDEN ROOM

Meena and Meenal at KT garden. Meena looks at lots of
couples. Udai and Shivangi hush away in BG.

MEENA
Kitna parivarik mahaul hai.
MEENAL
Main agli baar apne mummy papa ko
yahan leke aaongi.

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CUT TO:
As Udai Shivangi run away, Shivangi stops.
SHIVANGI
Aise akela chhodna theek hoga na.

UDAI
Meena se dar rahi hai?
SHIVANGI
Meena ke liye dar rahi hoon.
CUT BACK:
MEENAL
Batao saal khatm hone ko aa gaya
aur ab tak tumhara naam nahin pata.
Meena tumhara surname kya hai?
MEENA
Meena hi to surname hai. Naam to
Balmukund hai. Par sab pyar se
mujhe Meena hi bulate hain. Aapko
pyar se kya bulate hain?
MEENAL
Zumkudi/Waidi/Chaapli

Both laugh.
CUT TO:
Shivangi and Udai lie on grass.

UDAI
Meenal is so straight na ki chess
mein ghoda chalati hi nahin hogi.
SHIVANGI
Waise Meena-Meenal ki jodi kaisi
rahegi. Meena-Meenal?

INT. EVENING VARTIKA’S PG

VARTIKA
Thanx. Tumne teenon papers karwa
diye. Ek din mein saara kaam kahtm
ho gaya. Main to saat din padhti
reh jaati.

(CONTINUED)
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VAIBHAV
Haan kaam hi kahtm ho gaya. Ab
baaki din ke liye kuch bacha hi
nahin.

VARTIKA
Bacha ahi na. Main poora syllabus
revise karoongi.
VAIBHAV
Gud. Gud.

Vaibhav moves forward. Then returns.

VAIBHAV
Tum chahoon to main revision bhi
karwa sakta hoon. Main kisi ko kuch
bhi yaad karwa sakta hoon.

INT. NIGHT VAIBHAV’S PG

UDAI
Aukaat yaad karwaaon. Udai yar
mujhe revision karna hai. Main
ghoomne nahin jaaonga.
VAIBHAV
Haan to main ghoomne kahan gaya.
Main to padh hi raha tha.
UDAI
Padh nahin raha tha saale pad raha
tha uske gale. Sun, aaj baith ke
padhya na usey..kal let ke
padhana.. aur..kyon hai na Meena.
They turn to see Meena’s reaction. Meena looks in a
direction, smiling, blushing and making faces.

INT. DAY LABS

TEACHER
Pagal ho gaya hai kya tumhara
Deepak. Coaching nahin chalani
usey.
VAIBHAV
Maine to bola tha, aapse milne ke
liye pata nahin..

(CONTINUED)
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TEACHER
Acha, mujhse milne bola? Naam kya
hai mera?
Vaibhav thinks. He doesn’t know.

TEACHER
Vice Principal Mehta, Modern Heart.
Dekhta hoon saale ko.. Next.
Vartika and Vaibhav cross each other.

VAIBHAV
Lab ke baad shuru karte hain.
CUT TO: OUTSIDE SCHOOL

VARTIKA
Mujhe theek nahin lag raha..
VAIBHAV
Tumne enjoi nahin kiya kya? Main
aur ache se padha sakta hoon, tumhe
chahiye toh thode jokes bhi maar
sakta hoon
VARTIKA
What? Nahin tum ghoomna chahte the
aur maine tumhe yahan phasa diya.
VAIBHAV
Na na..aisa kuch nahi hai main to
revision karna hi chahta tha. Mujhe
bhi to Maheshwari ka test dena hai.

VARTIKA
Tumhe bhi dena hai?
VAIBHAV
Sahi main bhai..main jhooth kyon
boloonga.
VARTIKA
Maine aisa kab kaha ki tum jhooth
bol rahe ho.

Vaibhav points.
VARTIKA
Agar tum bhi de raho ho to theek
hai..saath mein padhte hain. (Both
walk). Tumhara centre kaun sa aaya
hai?

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VAIBHAV
Abhi nahin aaya hai? Aayega..form
bharoonga to aayega.
VARTIKA
Tumne abhi tak form nahin bhara.
Aaj last date hai.
VAIBHAV
(Pretending)
What?

INT. DAY TROIKA

USMM are standing on the staircase. Udai hands over jacket
to Meena.

UDAI
Ander jacket mat utarna, uniform
nahin dikhna chahiye. Order main
doonga, bas tu tan ke baithe rehna.
Tum log kuch mat bolna. Kuch bhi ho
ICard mat nikaalna. ICard maange
toh tashan mein bolna..
CUT TO: DARK INSIDE TROIKA
MEENA
Nahin hai.
SHIVANGI
Nahin hai..
WAITER
Sir yahan baithne ke liye ID to
lagega.
MEENA
Kyon lagega?

WAITER
(awkwardly)
Age janne ke liye.
MEENA
To age pooch na..17.
CUT TO: DAY OUTSIDE TROIKA
They are being dragged out.

(CONTINUED)
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UDAI
Arey hukka hi de de..
MEENAL
(to Udai and Shivangi)
Lights kitni acchi thi na ander..

MEENA
(staring Meenal)Reflection.
SHIVANGI
Main pehle hi keh rahi thi Talab
chalte hain.
UDAI
Wahan bhi ICard maang lete hain..

SHIVANGI
Hukka bhi denge aur daaru bhi Meena
marker nikaal.
CUT TO:

We see Low angle shot of tALAB. Camera pans down to show

that Shivangi and others are entering the club with "Bihar
Tigers" etched on their white shirts. Guard opens the door.

INT. EVENING RECEPTION OF MAHESHWARI INSTITUTE

Receptionist hands over form to Vaibhav Vartika.

VARTIKA
Thank u mam.

RECEPTIONIST
Thank you nahin. Jaldi se from bhar
ke do.
Vaibhav strts filling. He fills date of birth.

VARTIKA
Tum bhi virgo ho..
VAIBHAV
Haan. Tum bhi?

VARTIKA
Nahin mera ex-boyfriend tha.
VAIBHAV
Ab nahin hai.

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VARTIKA
Nahin. Breakup ho gaya.
VAIBHAV
Accha!! (stops) Kya hua?

VARTIKA
Woh padhta hi nahin tha.
VAIBHAV
Galat baat hai. Main to bahut
padhta hoon. (Vartika looks) I mean
to say saare Virgo ek jaise nahin
hote. (volume goes on increasing)
Its wrong to stereotype.

INT. NIGHT VAIBHAV’S PG

UDAI
Tu ladki ke pyaar mein padh raha
tha padha raha tha ab tune exam ka
form bhar diya aur ab Tune
Maheshwari ka form bhar diya. Pyaar
andha hota hai bhai chutiya to
nahin.
IN BG, Meena sits,corner of pillow in his mouth.

INT. DAY LABS

TEACHER
Bas aaj labs khatm ab agle saal
darshan honge aap ke.

VAIBHAV
Nahin sir, abhi final exam dene
aaoonga na.

TEACHER
Pakka ji.
Vaibahv Vartika cross ecach other. Share a smile.

INT. DAY TALAB

Shots of Shivangi and Udai having hukka. (Maybe slomo). In
BG kids are dancing. Muffled music. We cut to the dancing
kids suddenly music shifts to hardcore gujju. Pace goes
normal. Kids stops dancing and form a circle. Meenal starts
doing Garba (TMKOS step). Later UMS join her.
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INT. DAY VARTIKA’S PLACE

LANDLORD
Arey tum yahan nahin aa sakte.
Girls PG hai na. Bahar padha nahi
dogs and friends not allowed. Kal
allow kar diya humne soch ke ki
bhai hoga.

VAIBHAV
Nahin Uncle bhai nahin hoon.

INT. DAY VAIBHAV PG

Vaibhav cleans room as VArtika waits outside.

VARTIKA
Yahan tumahri aunty ko to problem
nahin hogi na.

VAIBHAV
Arey Udai ke room mein Shivangi to
roz aati hai. Main to pehli bar
ladki laya hoon. Matlab friend.
VARTIKA
Arey tum bekaar pareshaan ho rahe
ho..mujhe aane do.
VAIBHAV
Arey bas do minute..

VARTIKA
Arey maine isse bhi gande gande
rooms dekhe hain. Tum roz nahate
ho..yahi kaafi hai.

Vaibhav freezes. Vartika comfortably sits on his bed.

Vaibhav joins.
VAIBHAV
Haan toh aaj padhenge Chapter no 8
gravitation. Jeetu Bhaiyya kehte
hain gravitation badi natural
pyaari si cheez hai, just like
love. Do anjaan bodies ka ek dusre
se naturaly attract hona, ek dusre
ke around zindagi bita dena

VARTIKA
Vaibhav.. gravitation ditch mare
kya?

(CONTINUED)
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VAIBHAV
Kyu? (sadly)
VARTIKA
Mera SHM bohot weak hai, wo pehle
kare?

VAIBHAV
Haan haan aata hai. SHM kyun nahi
aata. SHM toh sabse easy hai.

VARTIKA
Maine kab bola tumhe SHM nahi aata?
Vaibhav points.
VAIBHAV
Wahi!(excersise)Main zara strect
karke aata hoon.
Vaibhav runs outside and calls Uday.
CUT TO

Uday and Shivangi are in garden. Holding each other hands.

Phone rings.
VAIBHAV
Hello Uday. Bhai ek bahot urgent
kaam hai..
UDAY
Condom HC Verma mein rakha hai Part
2, SemiConductors.

VAIBHAV
Arey.. mujhe tere laptop ka
password chahiye.
UDAY
Betatumsenahopaayega.
VAIBHAV
Haannn... toh mujhe karna bhi nahi
hai.

UDAY
Abey password hai ALL SMALL.
Uday hangs up.

(CONTINUED)
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UDAY
Yeh saccha IITian hai.

SHIVANGI
Kyun?
UDAY
Virgin hi marega.

INT. UDAY’ ROOM- DAY

Vaibhav studies SHM from Unacademy video lecture on Uday’s
laptop. Vartika’s outside.

VARTIKA
Vaibhav!!
VAIBHAV
Haan aaya bas suryanamaskar bhi ho
hi gaya..(hushes as the video ends)
Last minute toh yehi kaam aate
hain..

INT. NIGHT VAIBHAV PG

VARTIKA
Sab kar daala. (beat) Kal exam hai
aur mujhe dar bhi nahin lag raha.
Matlab utna nahin. Bas ab doomsday
notes dekhne hai fir done..

VAIBHAV
Kya notes?
She takes out a big register.

VARTIKA
Last minute revision ke liye. Har
topic ka overview type.
VAIBHAV
Oh..Toh ye toh maine bhi banaye
hain.
Vaibhav shows her a paper with topics name and video lecture
name and time stamps like SHM : 06:33 to 08:45. Vartika
looks, she’s impressed.

VAIBHAV
Saare topics aur time, kahaan se
kahan tak dekhna hai. Exam se pehle
unacademy pe dekh lo

(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED: 21.

VARTIKA
Baar baar dekhoge to data nahin
jaayega?
VAIBHAV
Na main offline download bhi kar
leta hoon. Par tumne seriously itna
mota register bhara. (points at the
book) Tum Maheshwari ke entrance ko
leke itni kyon tense ho.

VARTIKA
Kyonki tough hai.
VAIBHAV
Wo to hai but..

VARTIKA
Mere bhaiya Maheshwari ke top batch
mein the..Mujhe lagta hai if I
atleast get to Maheshwari, mere
ander confidence aayega ki I can
make it to IIT. Par mujhe lag nahin
raha atha ki I have anychanvc. You
know maine in chaar din mein jitna
samjha hai. UTna to maine saare
saal mein nahin samjha. Main khud
ko gadhi samajhne lag gayi thi.
Thanks for restoring my confidence.
Tum nahin hote to mera kya hota.

INT. VAIBHAV PG NIGHT

VAIBHAV
Ab main kya boloon. Baat sach to
hai hi.
UDAI
Humse bhale mat bol usse bol dena.
Kal exam ho jayega pata nahin phir
kab milegi.. Mahaul bana hua hai,
propose mar de. Ye le.. shubh din
hai..style me jana..
Uday gives him scooty keys.
 22.

EXT. DAY. ROAD

Vartika drives scooty. Vaibhav sits pillion carries stuff in
both the hands. Vaibhav asks to stop at a shop. Gives her
the bag and leaves. She observes. He returns with Dahi and
one wooden spoon and mishri. He mixes it.

VARTIKA
Ye kya hai?
VAIBHAV
Shubh din hai na, toh ye bhi shubh
hota hai. Nervousness gayab ho
jaayegi.
Vaibahv pours a spoon in her mouth.

VARTIKA
Tum bhi lo tumhara bhi to exam hai.
Vartika returns the gesture.
VAIBHAV
Ab baaki ka kya karein..Lets
finish.
They both start eating it quickly.

EXT. SEVEN WONDERS.

Udai and Shivangi are smoking a joint at various places and
posing with structures.
MEENA
Main chahta hoon, ki IIT Guwahati
jaaon yaan Roorkee. Maine kabhi
ghani waadiyan, jungle, pahad
nadiya nahin dekhe na. Aisi sundar
jagah padhne ka kya maza hoga.

MEENAL
Aur branch?
MEENA
Jisme Physics jyada ho.

UDAI
(to Meena/Meenal)
Arey ek baar try to karo. Itna
relax ho jaaoge, jitna na chocolate
problem ke bad bhi nahin hote.

(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED: 23.

MEENA
Nahin udai ji rehne do.
UDAI
Meenal ti to try kar.

MEENAL
Na na mere papa ne iski permission
nahin di.
UDAI
What? Tu Pagal..
SHIVANGI
Udai..don’t force.
Udai and Shivangi they both move on.

MEENA
Tum kaun si IIT.
MEENAL
IIT nahin, main to SAT doongi. US
mein jana chahti hoon. COrnell,
Yale, Harvard yaan Columbia mein se
kisi mein.
MEENA
Kya?

MEENAL
Mere mama wahan hai na..bula rahe
hain.
MEENA
To tum yahan itni mehnat kyon kar
rahi ho..
MEENAL
Knowledge ke liye. Gyaan waste
thode hi na jaata hai.
Meena rises and takes a Drag.

EXT. NIGHT. VARTIKA PG

Vaibhav drops Vartika.

VARTIKA
I am feling very eager for result.

(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED: 24.

VAIBHAV
2 hafte lagenge.
VARTIKA
Haan...ok..chalo.

VAIBHAV
Aaj to tum jaldi so jaaogi. Chain
se.
VARTIKA
Haan..tum bhi.
VAIBHAV
Chalo. Milte rehna.
Vartika turns and leaves. stops and returns.

VARTIKA
Vaibhav?
VAIBHAV
Vartika!!

VARTIKA
Apan 12th ka syllabus shuru kar
dein.
VAIBHAV
Haan bilkul.
VARTIKA
Kal se hi..
VAIBHAV
Why not?

INT. VAIBHAV PG NIGHT

MEENA
Yaar, mujhe bhi padhna chahiye tha,
relax ke chakkar mein padhai ka
satyanaas ho gaya.
VAIBHAV
Bhai..Padhai bhi bahut relaxing
hoti hai..bas partner sahi hona
chahiye.