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TONY BASSETT
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London, 2022
© Tony Bassett
Polite note to the reader
That is, how it is said that they went to the moon. That no man
ever did go is very certain, and that no one ever will go, is very
probable, but true as these statements are, they did not prevent a
Frenchman from writing a story about a trip to the moon, undertaken
by two Americans, and one Frenchman.
I cannot tell you all this story, but I can give you a few of the
incidents that occurred during the journey, and although these are
purely imaginary, they are very interesting and amusing. If any one
ever had made this journey he would probably have gone as these
three people went in the story. Everything is described as minutely
and carefully as if it had really happened.
The journey was made in an immense, hollow cannon ball, or
rather a cylindrical shot, which was fired out of a great cannon, nine
hundred feet long!
This cannon, which was pointed directly at the spot where the
moon would be by the time the ball had time to reach it, was planted
in the earth in Florida, where thousands of people congregated to
see it fired off.
When the great load of gun-cotton was touched off by means of an
electrical battery, there was a tremendous explosion, and away went
the great hollow projectile, with the three travelers inside, directly
towards the moon.
This projectile was very comfortably and conveniently arranged.
The walls were padded and there were springs in the floor, so that
the inmates might not receive too great a shock when they started. It
was furnished with plenty of provisions, with contrivances for lighting
and ventilating it, and a machine for manufacturing atmospheric air,
which is something that travelers do not expect to find at the moon.
There were thick plate-glass windows in the sides, and everything
that could be thought of to make the trip comfortable and safe was
found in this curious aerial car.