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Front Cover
Title Page
Copyright
Chapter One
Chapter Two
Chapter Three
Chapter Four
Chapter Five
Chapter Six
Chapter Seven
Chapter Eight
Chapter Nine
Chapter Ten
Chapter Eleven
Chapter Twelve
Chapter Thirteen
Chapter Fourteen
Chapter Fifteen
Chapter Sixteen
Chapter Seventeen
Chapter Eighteen
Chapter Nineteen
Chapter Twenty
Chapter Twenty-One
Chapter Twenty-Two
Chapter Twenty-Three
Chapter Twenty-Four
Chapter Twenty-Five
Chapter Twenty-Six
Chapter Twenty-Seven
Chapter Twenty-Eight
Chapter Twenty-Nine
Chapter Thirty
Chapter Thirty-One
Chapter Thirty-Two
Chapter Thirty-Three
Acknowledgments
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For my family.
(Mom and Dad, sorry about all the cussing.)
“Money trees is the perfect place for shade. And that’s just how I feel, nah
nah.”
—Kendrick Lamar, karaoked by Nate Kim in the shower
Chapter One
Nate
There were entrails hanging out where her belly button should’ve been.
“I was starting to get a little claustrophobic.” The girl blinked rapidly,
adjusting her eyes to the flickering radiant lights. “I’m Kate, the new
‘spooky seasonal feature’ they added last week.” She took one quick look at
my Feed Me (Braaaains)! T-shirt and tattered jeans, then focused her gaze
on my face.
My eyes and ears tuned into her every move, my whole body on high
alert. I was trapped in a room with a zombie girl. All the other zombies I’d
worked with were dudes. “I’m Nate.” I shrugged, trying not to cringe at our
cutesy rhyming names, not quite sure why I was shrugging in the first place.
Everything on my body that could possibly sweat did. Instant oil slicks
involuntarily formed on my palms, feet, and face T-zone, and there wasn’t a
damn thing I could do to stop it.
Was it weird to think she was cute? She had shining brown eyes and a
button nose that crinkled adorably each time she looked at the fluorescent
lights. Well, as adorable as a zombified girl could be, with all that makeup,
straggly hair, and fake wounds. Why did she take this “zombie girl in the
closet” role? She could seriously star in commercials or something like that.
This girl was way out of my league, though. Out of my dimension, even.
My heart pounded as my chest tightened, giving me the sensation that my
body was trying to choke my heart out of my chest cavity. God, why was I
so awkward around girls? And a zombie girl, no less.
Not knowing what else to do next, I extended my clammy, sweat-pooled
hand, and we shook firmly, like we were coaches facing off in a football
game.
“Nice to meet you, Nate,” she said, then stretched her arms high above
her head. “That closet is way too small for someone my height. And I’m
only five foot three and a half.” After hopping around on both feet, she
added, “My feet are asleep!”
“So, you’re the new big finale, jumping out of the closet at the end?
You’re here from now through Halloween, and then what—are you coming
back for Thanksgiving and Hanukkah and Christmas?” I was torn between
being ecstatic about her new role and being terrified, knowing she’d be
hiding in the closet for fifty-nine minutes of each session, maybe listening
to me give my opening spiel. Even with fifty-plus escape room games under
my belt, my self-confidence shrank by the second at the mere thought of
being in future sessions with this zombie girl.
“Yeah, I’m just a seasonal worker, not a year-rounder like you. Will work
for food. Or brains,” she said, giving a nod toward my shirt. A boom of
thunder rumbled and echoed through the building, taking me by surprise.
Thunderstorms were a rarity in Seattle, something to do with the cool
breeze on the Pacific Ocean. Something I didn’t really pay much attention
to in junior high science class, but maybe should have.
“Hey, can you do me a favor?” she asked.
Gulping down my fear, I replied, “Depends. What do you need? If you
need a ride home or something, then maybe?” My mom’s 2002 Honda was
a busted piece of crap and shimmied at fifty-five miles per hour, its top
speed, but it got the job done, driving from point A to point B. But if Kate
wanted to borrow money, she was shit out of luck. All of my wages went
toward my Xbox subscription, college fund, and savings for a business I’d
launch in a few years. I had nothing to spare.
“I need you to tell me which black eye looks better.” She pointed double-
finger guns at her face. “Left eye…or the right one? I’m trying to perfect
my makeup artistry for work again tomorrow.” Damn, she was working a
shift tomorrow, and unfortunately I wasn’t. My stomach twinged with
disappointment. Or hunger. Maybe both.
“I—I—I like the one on the left. It gives your eye a gaunt, hollow look,” I
said hesitantly as she raised an eyebrow at me.
She pulled a mirror from her purse and examined both eyes. “Interesting.
I kind of like the other one. It looks more realistic to me. Like I’m not
trying too hard to look dead, you know?”
What in the hell was she talking about? Both of her eyes were “dead”-
looking. I’d worked at this zombie escape room job for a year. Read every
zombie survival guide I could get my hands on. Watched every zombie
movie and every episode of The Walking Dead more than once. I knew my
zombie shit.
“Yeah, I agree,” I replied, and motioned for her to come with me to the
employee lockers in the break room.
“So, actually, could I get a lift home maybe?” she asked as we opened our
lockers. “I didn’t really think about how I’d look taking public
transportation. And you know, the rain could make it all worse.” She
removed her hat and smiled, revealing a fake missing tooth and bloody
gums. I had to admit, she took her zombie job very seriously. Kate was
convincingly, purposefully gross.
I grinned confidently while shutting my locker door, even though my
heart was pounding and my sweatiness all over my body intensified. “Sure,
my after-hours job is zombie rescue. I retrieve zombies and put them back
in their habitat.”
She pulled her peacoat from her locker and put it on over her raggedy
dress. “Great! There’s a Dick’s Hamburgers on the way to my house. I need
food. I’ll buy you dinner and a milkshake if you want.”
When we got outside, rain assaulted us from every direction. We’d
already had ten days of straight rain, not unusual for October in Seattle.
And the seven-day forecast? Even more rain.
Kate studied the flyers on the corkboard next to the entrance while I
locked up. She stared hard at the neon-green Zombiegeddon advertisement,
examining every word. Zombiegeddon was a new zombie-themed survival
competition with a huge cash prize. It was on the same day as my big-time
cross-country meet a month away, so I hadn’t bothered to look into it more.
When we finally got to my car, I swiped my accordion folder of college
financial aid applications off the front passenger seat and tossed it in the
back. I handed Kate a wad of clean tissues from my pocket to mop up her
runny makeup and also used some to wipe my forehead’s fountain of sweat.
As I turned the key in the ignition, I wondered, If we are eating
hamburgers and it is her treat, does this count as a date?
Kate took a selfie just before wiping off her cheeks. “I look scarier now
than I did before. I might try this look tomorrow. Maybe I’ll stick my head
under the shower or something.”
Her boot thumped hard against something on the floorboard. “Oops,” she
said apologetically. “I hope I didn’t break anything.” She bent down to
look. “Wow, is this where you keep guns and ammo?”
I laughed. “That’s my dad’s trusty six-drawer toolbox. It’s older than I
am.” He always liked to consider himself handy around the house, but Mom
and I called him Mr. Fixer-Downer. “He refuses to hire plumbers or
handymen. He’s a do-it-yourselfer, to save money. Watches YouTube videos
and thinks he’s a pro.”
“Oh, that’s cool!” Kate sighed and glanced at the toolbox again. “My
dad’s not handy at all. He outsources everything.”
I wished we outsourced more. “Well, I didn’t say my dad was good at it.
He once spent three hours building a three-cube bookshelf.”
“In his defense, IKEA furniture is a pain in the ass to put together. Don’t
let those cute cartoon drawing instructions fool you,” she teased.
“Yeah! How do they manage to have like forty types of different screws
with all sorts of head shapes in an impossible-to-open plastic baggie for just
one stool? I should be nicer to my dad.”
I drummed my fingers on the steering wheel at a stoplight and snuck a
quick glance at her. “Too bad I don’t work tomorrow. Do you work any
other days too?” Saturday nights were when I played State of Decay on
Xbox Live with my buddies. There were three of us, and we’d all played
together since middle school. I was z0mbie_killir_1. Spelling was never my
forte.
Kate shook her head. “I’m only working Friday and Saturday nights. It’s
okay, though. That works out with school and other stuff.”
“I usually work Monday-Wednesday-Friday.” It dawned on me that the
next time I’d see her was the next Friday. “It’s cool we’ll be able to work
together, at least for a few weeks.”
Kate shrugged. “I’m a temp zombie for now, but maybe if I do a good job,
the guys in charge will keep me around for the whole year.”
“Yeah, think about all the holidays after Christmas! Valentine’s Day. Saint
Patrick’s Day. Easter. And who doesn’t love an Easter zombie?” I waggled
my eyebrows the best I could.
She smiled at me as she grabbed my phone from the center console and
typed her address into the maps app. “I live twenty minutes away. Looks
like there’s a little bit of traffic on the way there. Sorry. But we can do our
Dick’s pit stop, and maybe the roads will clear up.” She leaned forward and
peered at the radio. “Mind if I turn it on?”
Heat flushed to my cheeks, starkly contrasting with my rain-pelted,
clammy skin. “This is my mom’s car. It’s super old, so there’s nothing
automatic on it. You might even have to turn the knob.” My ears burned
with embarrassment. “And her preset stations are NPR, easy listening, and
classical crap, so no judging. But yeah, fiddle with it if you want.”
She punched one of my mom’s preset stations and “Jingle Bell Rock”
came on. Already? It was only October! I thought there were rules against
that shit.
“Yes! Holiday music!” she squealed. “Don’t you love Christmas music?”
Ugghhh, noooo. Kill me now. “Yeah. It’s great.”
Mickey’s Christmas Carol was the only Christmasy thing I liked. Scrooge
McDuck was rich, focused, and no-nonsense. When asked the question
“Who would I have dinner with, real or fictional?” I always answered
Scrooge McDuck. I didn’t dare tell Kate all this, though, given her affinity
for the shittiest yuletide song in history.
When exiting the freeway, she pointed ahead to the right. “Dick’s is up
there. Let’s get milkshakes. Wanna split a burger and fries?”
“Sure,” I said cheerily, even though I was sort of lactose intolerant and
didn’t like the mayo-goop they put on their “Special” hamburgers or their
lactose-y shakes. I parked in a spot near the customer walk-up windows,
and we both got out and ran up to one of the free attendants.
Please don’t order the Special burger. Please don’t order the Special
burger.
Kate rattled off our dinner request. “We’d like two chocolate milkshakes,
a large fry, and a Special burger, cut in half. To go, please.” The attendant
repeated back the order and said she’d be back with our shakes. She didn’t
seem fazed at all by Kate’s full-on zombie appearance.
I almost interrupted them to change the order at the last second, but I kept
my true feelings in check because OMG, I had a girl here on a quasi date
with me who, unfortunately, liked disgusting burgers. So instead I shut up
and prayed the restaurant would somehow mess up our order and our beef
would be free of specialness.
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CHAPTER II
Over and above the two great causes of the unpopularity of the Jew,
already adduced, namely, man’s intolerance of dissent, and the
antipathy between the European and the Asiatic, there was another
and more obvious barrier to a good understanding between the two
elements—one sin which the Gentile could not pardon in the Jew:
the Jew’s infatuated arrogance—that contempt for all men born
outside the pale of the Synagogue, which national humiliation,
instead of effacing, had deepened and embittered. It was this
provincial spirit that had prevented the message of Moses from
spreading abroad, as the message of Jesus and the message of
Mohammed spread in after times. It was the same spirit that now
forbade the Jew to feel at home in the presence of the Gentile.
Judaism has always lacked the magnetic attraction of Christianity
and Islam, not because the rule of life which it prescribes is less
pure, or the prospect of peace which it holds out less alluring to the
heart that yearns for rest, but because, unlike Christianity and Islam,
it deliberately repels instead of inviting outsiders. The doors of
Moses’s heaven are jealously closed to the stranger; and those who
have entered into it have at no time been more numerous than those
who have come out of it. When Jehovah ceased to be the God of a
clan, he became the God of a nation, but he could not, and would
not, become the God of mankind. In spite of periodical attempts
made by individual prophets and Rabbis to soar above the barriers
of narrow nationalism, and to infuse their own noble spirit into the
teaching of their predecessors and into the minds of their
contemporaries, in spite, also, of the broadening of the conception of
the divine, due to contact with the sublime religion of Babylon,
Jehovah, to the ordinary Jew, remained an essentially tribal god. His
interests continued to be bound up with the interests of the chosen
people. An elaborate fence of ceremonial and custom separated this
people from all other peoples. On leaving their native soil the Jews
carried away with them all the spiritual pride and all the pious
prejudices which distinguished their ancestors. A wider knowledge of
the world and its inhabitants failed to broaden their sympathies.
Intermarriage with the Gentiles was prohibited as strictly as ever, in
obedience to the old commandment: “Neither shalt thou make
marriages with them; thy daughter thou shalt not give unto his son,
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nor his daughter shalt thou take unto thy son.” And so it came to
pass that, while they appeared to the Gentile a strange and unsocial
species of men, to them the Gentile continued to be an unclean
animal.
Had it not been for its stern and exclusive spirit, the Hebrew cult
might have excited the derision or the scornful curiosity of the
Pagans, but it would have hardly been made the object of systematic
attack. The Jews would have continued their eccentric worship of
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“the sky and the clouds” unmolested, though unrespected, and
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their Temple, with all its uncanny “emptiness,” would have
remained standing; for Paganism was nothing if not tolerant. The
religion of classical antiquity was a matter of convention rather than
of conviction. The earnest and the unhappy sought solace in
philosophy; the masses in superstition. Philosophy did not
degenerate into theology, but left theology to the poets who,
unfettered by doctrine, created or transformed the popular deities
and legends, purging or perverting them according to the promptings
of their own imagination, or the requirements of their art. The priests
in pagan society counted for less than the poets. The word “heresy”
in pagan Greece meant simply “free choice,” and later “a
philosophical school.” The terms “orthodox” and “heterodox” had
hardly as yet acquired their invidious meaning. Religious rancour,
that baneful mother of manifold misery to mankind, was not yet born.
There is no parallel in antiquity to that unremitting and systematic
war of creeds by which, in later ages, men tried to crush those who
disagreed with them in matters of metaphysical conjecture.
Tolerance and speculative freedom were never better understood
than in pagan Greece and Rome. The Pagan was content to
navigate his own ship by his own compass—whether of head or of
heart—without insisting that every one else should adopt the same
compass, or be drowned. The total absence of dogma, which forms
at once the charm and the foible of polytheism, while precluding
persecution, encouraged a free exchange of religious traditions, not
only between sister nations, as the Greek and the Italian, but even
between entirely foreign and even hostile races. Thus, while the
Latin writers hastened, more or less successfully, to identify the
deities of Italy with those of Hellas, Greek travellers in the East, from
Herodotus onwards, habitually sought and found, or imagined that
they found, common attributes between the divinities of Olympus
and those of Memphis and Sidon. Frequent intercourse facilitated
the work of assimilation, and not only specific attributes but whole
gods and goddesses found their way from one pagan country to
another, where they were welcomed. The doors of the Pantheon
stood hospitably open to all comers.
In this religious brotherhood of nations there was one disturbing
unit: one race alone stubbornly and offensively declined to join the
concert. The Jews held that their own religion was wholly true; the
religions of others were wholly false. They arrogantly boasted that
they alone were God’s people. They believed themselves to be in
league with the Creator of the Universe, sharing His secrets and
monopolising His favours; for had not the Lord entered into a solemn
and everlasting covenant with Abraham? It was they whom the Lord
had selected to be a holy and special people unto Himself, above all
peoples that are upon the face of the earth: “Ye are my witnesses,
saith the Lord, and my servants whom I have chosen.” It was for
them that the laws of Nature had been suspended; that the sea was
made dry land; that the heavens rained manna, and the rocks gave
forth water; that mounts had quaked; that the sun and moon had
stood still, and the walls of cities fallen down flat at the sound of the
trumpet. It was for them that prophets and inspired men had
revealed the oracles and the will of God.
If the Pagan was ready to forgive Jewish eccentricity, no man
could tolerate Jewish intolerance; and the resentment which the
Jew’s aloofness aroused in the breast even of the educated Gentile
is palpable in the pages of many ancient authors. Only three Greek
writers make a favourable mention of the Jews, the most eminent
among them being Strabo the geographer. He, curiously enough,
speaks with admiration of the spiritual worship of Jehovah as
contrasted with the monstrous idolatry of Egypt and the
anthropomorphic idolatry of Greece. Less curious, but no less rare,
is the writer’s appreciation of the moral excellence of the Mosaic Law
and his reverence for the Temple of Jerusalem. Strabo’s liberal
attitude, however, was not shared by the Romans. They are
emphatic and unanimous in their condemnation of Judaism—
Horace, Juvenal, Persius, Pliny, and, above all, Tacitus. The great
historian seems to give utterance to a common sentiment in
denouncing the rites of the Jews as “novel and contrary to the ideas
of other mortals.” He accuses the followers of Moses “of holding
profane all things that to us are sacred; and, on the other hand, of
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indulging in things which to us are forbidden.” The Hebrew horror
of the worship of images and of the deification of ancestors and
Emperors, as exemplified by the fierce storm which Caligula’s mad
order to have his own statue set up in the Temple raised, gave great
offence to the Romans; while the Jewish marriage laws, which
permitted a brother to wed his deceased brother’s wife and an uncle
his own niece, could not but be considered by the Romans as a
sanction of incest. It is, therefore, not to be wondered at that the
severe moralist should brand Mosaic institutions as “evil and
disgusting, owing their prevalence to their very depravity.” Likewise,
the national movement which, as already mentioned, under the
splendid leadership of the Maccabees resulted in the liberation of the
Hebrew mind from the tyranny of Hellenism to Tacitus is nothing
more than a wicked rebellion against the Macedonian Kings’
laudable efforts to improve the morals of their subjects by the
introduction of Greek civilisation. It cannot be denied that the victory
of the national party was brought about by “expulsions of citizens,
destructions of cities, massacres of brothers, wives and parents,”
and other atrocities in which the leaders freely indulged; but it
certainly is less than the whole truth to assert that the movement had
for its selfish object the restoration to authority of a royal family
which, when restored, fomented superstition with a view to “using the
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influence of the priesthood as a prop of its own power.” Even the
good points in the character of the Jews, “their unswerving loyalty to
their own kith and kin and their prompt benevolence,” which the
truthful Tacitus acknowledges, are in his eyes vitiated by “their
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hostility and hatred towards all aliens,” and to him, as to so many
of his compatriots and contemporaries, the Jews are “a most vile
race,” and the Christian sect of them, at all events, “the enemies of
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mankind.”
This common estimate of the Jew was, of course, very largely
based on an ignorance of Jewish life and religion that would be
ridiculous but for its terrible consequences. As early as 169 b.c. we
hear of the blood accusation which is still brought against the Jews
by their enemies. When Antiochus Epiphanes desecrated the
Temple of Jerusalem, among other fables that he and his partisans
promulgated, it was rumoured that there was found in the sanctuary
a Greek kept for a sacrificial purpose by the priests who were said to
be in the habit of killing a Greek every year and of feeding on his
intestines. On the other hand, the Jews never did anything to dispel
the ignorance which rendered such grotesque myths credible. If the
advocate of the Jew is inclined to charge the Gentile with
intolerance, the advocate of the latter is amply justified in retorting
the charge. A race which avoided the places of public amusement as
scenes of immorality and idolatry could not but be considered
morose and unsocial; a race which, especially after the destruction
of the Temple, banished mirth and music even from its wedding
feasts, would naturally be shunned as sullen and suspected as fit for
treasons, stratagems and spoils; a race which would “neither eat nor
sleep nor intermarry with strangers” might expect to be represented
as “most prone to lust” and as holding “nothing unlawful amongst
themselves.” The outward signs of Jewish aloofness were evident to
the most careless gaze; the inward, spiritual beauty, and the moral
worth of Judaism were not so easily recognised. Thus, prejudiced
views, born of Pagan ignorance and nourished by Hebrew
intolerance, created a volume of animosity which, as has already
been seen, cost its object many sorrows. But worse things were yet
to come.
CHAPTER IV
THE DISPERSION