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THE WARZONE

DRINKING GAME
-Large quantities of a drink of your
choice.
-Spirit of your choice, with shot glass
-2 pots of porridge. It’s a surprise
tool you’ll need later.
• Don’t fuck with everyone else. If you purposely try and make someone drink then
you drink their punishment. No exceptions.
• Ping every weapon you find. Might not be possible sometimes but if you are caught
purposely not pinging weapons to reduce drinks you must down your drink WITH
A REFILL PRIOR.
• Any disputes are incorrect and all decisions are final. If you think you need to
drink, you need to drink.
• Where a denomination of “remaining drink” is stated, it is half/third of whatever
is remaining in your glass. No need to refill for this UNLESS otherwise stated.
• Pint glasses only. No half pint bullshit.
• Shots should only be done if accessible. All participants must make an effort to
make spirits available however exceptional exclusions can be made if it is
completely impossible.
• Don’t be a prick.
• Enjoy your hangover 
Weapon types- WILDCARDS –
LMG- Hit a sniper shot? Nice. What happened next determines your
3 sips increasing by one each level of rarity. fate:
Launcher- Downed them? Everyone else has to half their remaining
Half your remaining drink. drink. Good effort.
SMG/AR- Full kill? Everyone else Half remaining drink + shot. Nice.
2 sips flat rate Full kill + squad wipe? Everyone full remaining drink. Chad
Pistol- move.
2 sips flat rate Kill with launcher? DOWN YOUR DRINK SCUM.
Shotgun- Double kill + squad wipe? Everyone down drink + shot (if
4 sips increasing by one each level of rarity possible)
Sniper/Rifle etc – 360 quickscope? If you hit this shit you get to pick someone
4 sips increasing by one each level of rarity to down 3 drinks WITH REFILL, and then do 3 shots. True
alpha.
Found a dead silence field upgrade?
Stay quiet for 5 minutes. Break, and you down your drink.
STFU, NO EXCUSES.
GULAG RULES –
Win in gulag? Everyone must drink 3 sips of drink
Lose in gulag? Loser must drink 1/3 of their remaining drink
Gulag overtime win? Everyone except winner must half their remaining
drink. Well done.
Gulag overtime loss? Pick someone else to drink 1/3 of their remaining
drink. It’s their fault.
>100th:
Poor thing. Take 2 sips and dust yourself off.
100th- 80th :
You’re either shit or too drunk. ALL Take 4 sips of your drink.
80th – 50th :
Fair play. Respectable but not good enough. ALL Take 5 sips.
50th – 20th :
You’re getting there. Still have some cognitive ability, which isn’t good enough. 7 sips.
20th – 10th :
Fresh to death. 1/3 of your remaining drink for doing so well.
10th – 2nd :
Damn bro. ½ your remaining drink and a shot. You still have too much ability.
1st:
Alpha status. Refill and down your drink and do a shot. Enjoy your next game ;)

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