January 19, 2014

THE FUCKING RECAP

Patterson takes home the Shiva | Championship Ring in the FL's future?

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Urine finishes strong, wins Shiva

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Third seeded Urine Trouble took home the coveted Shiva trophy in the nal week of the Fucking League season, capping o! an improbable championship run. His team built a 10 point lead in the rst half of the 2 week tie and managed to hold on from the furiously Masterbading home team for a thrilling 170"166 victory in the Shiva Bowl.#

This is team manager Adam Patterson's rst Shiva bowl in the FL. Despite wasting a rst"round pick on CJ Spiller, he found success $50 team fees will be this year with a Patriots"esque squad that concentrated on collected at the beginning of bringing their lunch pails to practice each day instead of the 2014-15 season. Team choreographing touchdown celebrations. Patterson was able to fees must be paid in full in ignore the hauntingly illegal ass on the Masterbader team home order to be eligible to draft. page and focus on setting a winning lineup. Patterson advanced to the Shiva bowl after beating Maria Anastacia Gorman's' perennial playo! punching bag Percy Control, which fell to the Portland Greens managed by Doctor Dan $Stroud% in the consolation game.#

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January 19, 2014

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BADER DONATES WINNINGS TO PURCHASE CHAMPIONSHIP RING
John Bader, manager of this year's runner up Masterbaders, has donated his 2013"14 winnings to the Buy a Fucking Ring Foundation. In addition to the foundation's charter, Bader's &100 donation takes BFRF's total up to &100. Every dollar of the fund will go to the crafting of a customized Fucking League championship ring that will go into circulation beginning with the victor of the 2014"14 Shiva Bowl.# Commissioner Matthew Gorman expressed the FL 's appreciation in an o'cial statement:# "We are greatly indebted to Mr. Bader's generous donation, and are more than condent that we will raise the rest of the funds needed to complete construction on our ofcial championship ring before the beginning of next season. "# Despite that optimism, the FL has yet to provide details on sizing, design, and a nal cost. Independent consultants estimate the ring could cost as much as &200"&250.

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