Youre fired!

Script
By Caan Larkin, Katie Gardner Hannah Copley and Gabrielle
Cooper
INT. OFFICE DAY
Boss is sat in office, organising paper
INT. CORRIDOR DAY
A staff member is walking to her bosss office
INT. OFFICE DAY
The boss is sat at desk, the staff member walks in
Boss: Good Afternoon (Stern voice) Mrs Shipman.
Mrs Shipman: Hello Miss.
Boss: I suppose you are starting to wonder why Ive called you
into my office this afternoon.
Mrs Shipman: Yeah I have been. I guess it must be about my
pay rise Ive been waiting ages for. (Relaxed, attitude like voice)
Boss: Well no Mrs Shipman. With no regret Im afraid that
because of your incompetence, un-organization and your
increased lateness and failure to attend work you will be
leaving our company immediately.
Mrs Shipman: WaitWhy?
Boss: You never show up to work
Mrs Shipman: (interrupts) What?! I was in all of last week
Boss: Ive got your time sheet here and it shows me that youve
called in sick for 3 and a half weeks! (Passes Mrs Shipman the
time sheet)
Mrs Shipman: Yeah I was sick.
Boss: According to your Facebook that you were in Ibiza on
holiday!
Mrs Shipman: I needed time off I ran out of my holiday days

Boss: We extended your holiday time three times in a year! Its

not just your failure to turn up to work but it is also the fact that
when you do make an effort to turn up you sit at your desk
eating or calling your mates? Mrs Shipman this company does
not pay you to sit on your ass a have some free time.
Mrs Shipman: Well obviously I need a break every now and
then
Boss: Not for the entire working day. We give a 90 minute lunch
break at 12pm till 1:30. This level of laziness is the worst I have
ever seen in my 10 years of being in charge of this company.
Mrs Shipman: Im insulted. How dare you be so rude to me?
Boss: I have better and more important things to do than sit
here and argue with you over you trying to keep your job. Ive
made my decision now
Mrs Shipman: Im going to sue this company!!
Boss: Good day Mrs Shipman. Please can you leave my office? I
hope that you will be successful in finding other employment.
Mrs Shipman: But I need thi
Boss: GOOD DAY MRS SHIPMAN.
(Mrs Shipman quickly gets up of her seat and runs out of the
room)
INT. - CORRIDOR DAY
Mrs Shipman running through the corridor
INT. OFFICE - DAY
(Boss picks up the phone and dials)
Boss: Carol, Can you please send the client in.
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