the 10 bro-mandments

1) Don't introduce people to joe

2) don't let joe introduce himself to people
3) all bros must keep secrets discrete
4) Bro's can't break relationships up but we can stop them from happening
(unless very close)
5) there's always time for some bromance
6) any chance of helping a bro always take it (unless joe)
7) Reddit must be visited at least once a day
8) In case of a zombie apocalypse all bros must stick together
9) a bro is always a bro, no matter what
10) always call a bro on his shit, and a bro should always call you on yours