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People applauding this boy's 'beer' stand
A young boy has
caught the
attention of
locals and their
p o l i c e
a bold sign in big,
black letters
“ reading “ICE
COLD BEER.”
Upon further investigation,
authorities determined the
young entrepreneur's business
was not illegal—just ingenious.
“Yep, he's selling beer ... ROOT
BEER, that is,” reads a post on
the Brigham City Police
Department's Facebook page.
With school out of session in the
United States, Seth, 11, needed
to find something to occupy his
time.
“Well my mum and dad wanted
me to get out of the house,”
Seth told Yahoo Lifestyle.
“I was at the store where they
sell beer, and I remembered
root beer. So I figured out a joke
about beer but it's actually root
beer.”
Seth set up shop at the side of a
road in Brigham City, Utah.
His seemingly audacious sign
first caught the attention and
concern of local residents, who
believed the minor was illegally
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selling alcohol — in front of a
church, no less.
Seth says people passing by
either responded by “laughing”
or “calling the cops.”
“Some people think it's actual
l i q u o r, ” t h e 11 - y e a r - o l d
explained.
After receiving several reports
about the boy's stand, the local
Brigham City Police
Department dispatched an
officer to investigate the matter.
However, all authorities found
upon arrival was a marketing
“genius.”
Upon further inspection of the
sign, the word “root” is written in
a small green script above the
large letters that read, “BEER.”
And so, as it turned out, there
were no alcoholic beverages
involved— just IBC Root Beer.
Praised by police
“It's just a fantastic marketing
ploy on the young man's part,”
Brigham Lt. Tony Ferderber
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tells Yahoo Lifestyle.
“I think he's a genius. I
think he's doing a
great job.”
The Brigham Police
Department later
posted a photo of the
boy on Facebook, on
July 16, applauding
his marketing
creativity.
“His marketing
strategy has resulted in several
calls to the BCPD, but
apparently it's paid off as
business has been good,”
reads the Facebook post.
As soon as the post hit
Facebook, Seth sold a 24-pack
and has had to “quadruple his
merchandise.”
“I learned how to sort the money
and to re-buy more supplies,”
Seth says. “And I've learned
about profit and loss.”
In addition to garnering even
more sales from locals, the post
has earned Seth praise and
encouragement to keep up the
“sweet sales.”
“My son will DEFINITELY be
there tomorrow to buy his root
BEER! Brilliant,” one Facebook
user commented on the post.
“Awesome! Way to go ! Genius!
We need more young
entrepreneurs,” another user
commented, with others adding
the boy had a future in
advertising.
Although his future in business
is looking bright, his mum Alexis
says Seth is also considering a
career in law.
But for now, the profits from his
root beer stand will go towards
Boy Scouts, his savings, buying
necessities for school, and — of
course — “reinvesting in the
business,” says Alexis.
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Samsung's 98-inch TV gets a $30,000 price cut
Even the super-rich love
a bargain, but the
numbers in terms of both
the price and specs – for
this massive 8K
Samsung are enough to
make the mind boggle.
In TV land, the higher the
numbers, the higher the price,
so naturally, the Samsung
Q900R, with its 98-inch screen
size and 8K resolution, was
always going to have a hefty
price tag but $100,000 (close to
£80,000 or AU$145,000) was
going to make even the
millionaires of this world blush.
Thankfully even if you consider
the cost of a house deposit to be
petty cash you'll be pleased to
hear that the 98-inch Q900R is
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107-Year-Old Woman Says Secret To Long Life
getting a While humans may not celebrated her
discount of have the answer to birthday with
$ 3 0 , 0 0 0 , more than 100
eternal life just yet (we'll people at a
bringing it down
t o a n have to wait until after we party at her
'affordable' storm Area 51 for that), l o c a l
community
$69,000 (circa one woman has shared c e n t r e .
£55,000 / her secret to a long and However, she
AU$100,000). happy life. did tell WCBS
Pricing wars Centenarian Louise Signore s h e ' d ' h a d
That brings the celebrated her 107th birthday this e n o u g h
p r i c e o f fraction of the cost of the 98- week, and though you may think parties'. survived an assault and robbery in
Samsung's top-of-the-line TV in inch model at $14,999 her longevity is definitely down to a Louise said: her apartment building.
line with that of its rival from (£14,000, or about AU$21,500). mixture of good genes, good I think the secret of 107: I never got Louise's friend, Deborah Whitaker
Sony its 98-inch Sony Master Is it worth all that money then? health, good diet and perhaps a bit married. I think that's the secret. said:
Series Z9G 8K TV costs Well, in our opinion no TV is of good luck too, Louise puts it My sister says 'I wish I never got She's got no walking cane, no
$69,700 (around £55,000 / worth $100k, but its quality is down to something much simpler. married'. wheelchair. She does all her
absolutely undeniable. In our Her advice – never get married. L o u i s e ' s s i s t e r i s a l s o a shopping. She's awesome.
AU$100,000).
Still expensive, but closer to the full Samsung Q900R review, Born in 1912 in Harlem, New York, centenarian, having recently While Aisha Parillon, senior
Louise moved to the Bronx when turned 102 herself. director of JASA, which runs
realms of affordability for home we said:
she was 14 and has lived there S p e a k i n g a b o u t h e r a c t i v e senior centres throughout New
cinema fans, are Samsung's "It's easy to be cynical about ever since. The 107-year-old lifestyle, Louise added: York City, said:
smaller 8K TVs, with 65-inch, S a m s u n g ' s 8 K T V. W i t h If they have exercise, I do the I think that her connection with her
75-inch, 82- precious little native 8K content exercise. If they have dancing, neighbors in the community and
inch (US- currently available or due any I dance. I still a do a little also her friends here at the senior
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85-inch anyway), surely an 8K TV can't play bingo, so I had a full day. Louise cites her Italian upbringing
Rp. 50K/glass Rp. 50K/glass
The good health runs in their as helping her get to such a ripe
m o d e l s be worth buying now, right?
available. Wrong, actually. For while the Bintang Bucket 4 family, too, revealing her sister old age, saying: 'Italian food.
'doesn't take any medicine', Italian food is very good for you. I
That 85- 85Q900R is indeed at its @ 100K Smirnoff Ice Bucket while4Louise herself just takes was brought up with very good
inch screen barnstorming best with native
is still a 8K images, it also sets new @ 120K that's 'a high blood pressure pill, food. No soda, no cake.'
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PewDiePie Built A Massive Dungeon On Minecraft
What do pirate ships,
underwater houses,
private jets, ferris
wheels, windmills, water
slides, tennis courts
etc… all have in
common?
Apart from the fact they'd all
provide endless amounts of
fun (the underwater house
particularly – hi Busted), all of
them can be found – and built – in Minecraft, as the
possibilities really are endless.
Especially when you come to realise that these aren't the
only ways people have been getting creative on the video
game, due to a certain YouTuber building a sex dungeon
and sharing it with the world.
Yep, you heard me: an actual sex dungeon. Well, a
'fricking room' to be precise, or a 'fricking chamber' if we
want to get fancy, but the meaning remains the same.
The one and only PewDiePie shared his, erm, unique
creation on his YouTube channel earlier this month as part
of his Minecraft Let's Play series – much to the
bemusement of his millions of subscribers.
The chamber was built by the YouTuber during episode 23
of his series, I found AMAZING loot from FISHING in
Minecraft!, which I think we can all agree doesn't really
prepare us for what's about to come.
Built with the purpose of breeding villagers in order to
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produce librarians (random), the
room is later decorated with pink
wool and an automated feeding
system – because apparently
food gets the Minecraft villagers
in the mood, if you catch my drift.
Addressing his subscribers as
he creates the room, PewDiePie
– real name Felix Arvid Ulf
Kjellberg – giggles as he reveals
his plans.
The YouTuber states:
So… this is going to be the fricking room. We gotta make it
nice for these little guys, we gotta make sure they're in the
right mood, make it nice and soft you know what I'm
saying?
Okay, there we go. So apparently if you throw food at them
– oh hello, here you go, take it – frick, frick, are they gonna
do it? Are they gonna do it? Aw that was close they almost
did it.
Boys gonna frick, boys gonna frick, boys gonna frick.
The room, aka the sex dungeon, quickly gained popularity
on Reddit, with many joking about the moral implications
of PewDiePie's actions towards the villagers whom he
imprisoned so they'd breed.
But the most important question, and one I think we're all
asking, is whether or not the villagers fricked?
To which I have the following answer: I guess you'll just
have to watch the video all the way through to find out.
Sorry, not sorry.
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Why reusable coffee cups could actually be worse for
the environment
When we think about making
changes to reduce the amount
of waste on the environment,
reusable coffee cups are one of
the biggest considerations for
many caffeine addicts.
However, an expert has argued that
keep cups may not be as sustainable
as we think.
Disposable coffee cups are unable to be recycled due to
their heat-proof lining, so he trend of bringing your own
reusable cup on your coffee run has emerged from the war
on waste.
But the emissions used to produce each reusable cup is
20-100 times more than what's required to make a
disposable cup, according to Caroline Wood, a PhD
researcher in food security at the University of Sheffield, in
the UK.
Therefore coffee-drinkers will want to ensure they are
getting fair use out of each one, to actually reduce their
carbon footprint.
“The unavoidable truth is that it simply isn't convenient for
people on the run to remember their cup, carry it around
and wash it out between uses,” Ms Wood wrote in an
article for The Conversation.
Biodegradable cups also come with their own problems.
They need to be collected in their own bins to separate
them from non-compostable materials, as they only break
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down in industrial composting facilities,
Ms Wood also warned.
She also raised the environmental
impacts of recycling the cups, saying the
process consumed a lot of energy,
generated greenhouse gas emissions
through transportation, and could be
easily contaminated through incorrect
disposal.
The best way coffee-drinkers can ensure they reduced
their environmental footprint is however a simple one. Ms
Wood suggested people cut down on takeaway coffees in
general and “rediscover the delight of dining in, with a
proper china cup”.
Reusable shopping bags may not be better for
environment
At the time of the Coles and Woolworths plastic bag ban a
year ago, an environmental expert told Yahoo News
Australia the same factor was a consideration for reusable
bags.
There was not enough proof to know whether reusable
bags were actually better for the environment than single-
use plastic bags, said Mark Anthony Browne, senior
research associate from UNSW's School of Biological
Earth and Environmental Science.
He claimed nobody knew how long it took for single-use
plastic bags and reusable bags to biodegrade, and there
had only been estimates about how long a bag would last
in the environment.
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Police arrest couple for dealing drugs in Bali's Nusa Penida
E a r l i e r t o d a y,
Klungkung Police
said that the man
who was arrested
last week for drugs
possession in Nusa
Penida had acquired
his supply from a
couple, who have
been identified by
their initials KS and
SAMNA.
The three suspects now face
charges under Indonesia's
notoriously harsh drug laws.
The man, identified by his initials
IKD, is believed to have worked as
a civil servant in Klungkung's
Environmental Agency. However,
this has yet to be confirmed by the
police.
IKD reportedly gave authorities
information on where he had
gotten his supply of narcotics,
16 Aug. - 22 Aug. 2019
prompting a deeper investigation
into the suspected drug network.
He was arrested on July 28 for
possessing 3.31 grams of shabu
(cyrstal meth), as he was allegedly
about to sell the drugs.
“From IKD's statement, we
received information on where the
shabu was acquired and we
investigated the matter further,
which led to the subsequent
arrests,” said chief of Klungkung
Police, I Komang Sudana, as
quoted by Kumparan.
According to Kumparan's report,
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27-year-old KS works
as an online motorbike
driver and is from
Buleleng. His girlfriend,
23-year-old SAMNA,
works at a souvenir
shop in Denpasar and is
from Bangli. They were
reportedly arrested
around the port area of
Sanur.
SAMNA and KS are
believed to have been supplying
drugs to Nusa Penida. Authorities
secured 9.17 grams worth of
shabu during their arrest.
Under Indonesia's drug laws, IKD
face a maximum charge of 12
years' imprisonment and a
maximum fine of IDR 8 billion
(USD 563,000) for drugs
possession. On the other hand, KS
and SAMNA each face a maximum
charge of 20 years' imprisonment
and a maximum fine of IDR 10
billion (USD 704,000) for dealing
drugs.

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Ban the Doll………..
A petition calling for a ban on
importing life-size sex dolls
into South Korea has
gathered nearly a quarter
million signatures, passing a
threshold that requires the
president's office to respond
to the matter.
While sex dolls are not illegal in
South Korea, government
customs agencies had blocked
their import under a law that
restricts materials that “corrupt
public morals.”
However, the Seoul High Court
said in January that sex dolls were
for personal use and should be
treated differently than
pornography, which is heavily
restricted under South Korean law.
That decision was upheld by the
Supreme Court in June.
The ruling has sparked a
backlash, with one petition filed
with the presidential Blue House
gathering more than 237,000
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signatures. The unidentified
author of the petition argued that
an influx of imported sex dolls
could lead to an increase in sex
crimes.
A spokesman for Incheon Main
Customs said they had allowed
imports from Japan, but are still
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reviewing whether to release
imported dolls from China.
The boss of the distributing
company which challenged the
earlier customs agency ruling said
it could not provide total figures for
the number of sex dolls imported
into South Korea.
But Lee Sang-jin said there had
been “a lot of individuals” traveling
overseas to bring back dolls since
the court ruling. Lee is CEO of
MSHarmony Co. Ltd., a subsidiary
of MSJL Co. Ltd.
Life-size dolls can cost from 1
million won ($840) to 20 million
won ($16,750), depending on
options and materials such as
silicon skin, eye color and body
heating systems to make them feel
more like a human being.
The author of the petition argued
that the customizable features of
some dolls could be used to create
copies of real people, a concern
that Lee dismissed as unfounded.

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Blueberries linked to major blood pressure, memory
and aging benefits
S e v e r a l
r e c e n t l y
published
s t u d i e s
highlight
various health
b e n e f i t s
associated
w i t h
blueberries,
the small blue
and purple berries
readily available in
most grocery stores.
Compared to other popular
fruits, blueberries have the
highest quantities of
antioxidants, as well as other
phytochemicals that may lower
blood pressure, improve
memory, and make aging a
healthier process.
A total of five studies on
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published in The Journals of
G e r o n t o l o g y, S e r i e s A :
Biological Sciences and
Medical Sciences. The
research looks at different
possible health effects
associated with eating berries,
including changes in
inflammation, memory, and
avoiding age-related diseases
as we age.
According to one study, eating
around one cup of blueberries
every day may decrease
systolic blood pressure, which
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is the top number in a blood
pressure reading that indicates
the amount of pressure on
one's arteries when the heart
muscle contracts. As well,
eating that amount of
blueberries was also found to
improve blood vessel function,
benefits that were linked to
phytochemicals called
anthocyanins.
In addition, the studies
found a link between eating
blueberries and improved
cognitive function and
memory in older adults.
One study cites the
polyphenols found in
blueberries and grapes as
the catalyst for improved
episodic memory in elderly
individuals who had poor
memory performance, but
who were otherwise
healthy.
Though it may seem too
good to be true, the
benefits continue from
there. Another study found
an association between
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After 19,533 fans showed up to
watch the Rabbitohs v Storm
game on the Central Coast last
week, talk has turned to when or if
the rugby league mad region
would get a team of their own.
Johns told Channel 9 adding slow death. We have too many to do this, but after five years, the
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Kuta Weekly
Farah's bid to defy odds, Dragons enforcer's season over
Ti g e r s p l a y e r s a r e
backing Robbie Farah
to make a miracle
return before the end
of the season after
suffering a leg fracture.
Farah will consult a second
specialist on his broken tibia
in a bid to have a farewell with
the Tigers before retiring at
the end of the season.
The Tigers have refused to
put a timeline of Farah's return but the
usual lay-off for such an injury is
around six weeks.
Tigers players are backing Robbie
Farah to make a miracle return before
the end of the season after suffering a
leg fracture.
Farah will consult a second specialist
on his broken tibia in a bid to have a
farewell with the Tigers before retiring
at the end of the season.
The Tigers have refused to put a
timeline of Farah's return but the usual
lay-off for such an injury is around six
weeks.
Only four regular season games
remain so the Tigers who currently sit
10th would need to make the finals to
Gus' reality check for Ponga
Phil Gould doubts Kalyn
Ponga's ability to
consistently produce
for Knights
Phil Gould has raised doubts
over Kalyn Ponga's ability to
lead the Knights into a finals
series at this early stage of his
career.
Like the Newcastle team who
have lost six games on the trot,
Ponga has experienced a dip in
form since the Origin period and
Gould has concerns over his
consistency.
“I've got some question marks about
Kalyn Ponga in that while he's a
brilliant young player and comes up
with brilliant moments he is just not
consistent enough over 80 minutes,”
Gould told 100% Footy.
“He's not consistent enough week to
week. He hasn't finished a year yet.
He was missing at the back end of last
season and he's not doing much at the
moment.
“He's probably still got some maturing
to do as a footballer and some
16 Aug. - 22 Aug. 2019
give Farah a farewell for the club on
the field.
“He will be doing everything. He is a
professional,” long-time teammate
Elijah Taylor said.
“He will be doing everything off the
field to make sure he can get back on
the field.
“He sums up (toughness).
“I think he played on for 15 minutes
with a broken leg. He didn't want come
off. It sums up the type of leader he is.
He is a real leader of this team.”
Tigers skipper Moses Mbye is aiming
to reurn from a hip flexor injury in
Round 25.
Meanwhile the Dragons have made
the decision to rule Tariq Sims out for
developing to do to be the sort of
player that can charge a team into a
finals series. He's not doing it for me at
the moment.”
Gould pointed to the development of
star fullback's James Tedesco and
Billy Slater as evidence that Ponga
needs time to develop into a
consistent footballer at club level.
The grind of the NRL is an unforgiving
proposition for young players early in
their career, according to Gould.
“Tedesco and Slater were not doing
what they did later in their careers at
that age,” Gould said.
“I always said this to Nathan Cleary,
be kind to yourself and be patient with
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the remainder of the season.
“Tariq underwent successful
groin surgery in Sydney on
Monday,” Head of Athletic
Performance Nathan
Pickworth said.
“The timeframe for recovery
unfortunately means he will
not play again in season
2019.
“Tariq will rehabilitate over
the off-season and be ready
to play come the
commencement of the 2020 NRL
premiership.”
Meanwhile the Knights will be without
Origin prop Tim Glasby for Saturday's
crucial clash with the Cowboys.
Glasby copped a head knock in last
weekend's loss to the Eels, which is
his second concussion in the past
three weeks.
“As per NRL protocol, he'll have a
stand down period for this week's
game against the Cows,” Knights'
physical performanc ehead Balin
Cupples said on Monday.
“He'll follow up with a concussion
specialist in terms of protocol this
week.”
yourself.
“Cooper Cronk and Johnathan
Thurston were not doing it at 20
and 21 years of age. It takes time
to learn this game and be
consistent with it.”
Ponga has struggled to finish his
first two full seasons at the
Knights with consistency of
performance and according to
Gould he can't be what the
Knights need him to be at this
stage of his development.
“Right at the moment Kalyn Ponga
struggles to put a full season or even a
full match together and he's not
consistent enough week to week,”
Gould said.
“He's brilliant when he does it and
there is no doubting his ability. He is
the sort of player you can build a team
around, but he's still got maturing
years to come.
“He is going to be a much better
player in three or four years time than
he is right now.
“It is just not enough to get the Knights
to where they want to be right now.”
Kuta Weekly 16 Aug. - 22 Aug. 2019 Sports Corner
Jarryd Roughead, Alastair Clarkson take a cheeky
dig at Lance Franklin
flag. “To be able to beat them in 2014
The next year was probably one of my favourite
Franklin's ones,” he said.
Swans met Roughead will retire not only as a
Roughead's four-time premiership player, but
Hawks in the Coleman medallist, dual All-
2014 edition, Australian, three-time leading club
w i t h goal kicker and Hawthorn captain.
Hawthorn But it's not the individual accolades
triumphing by the 32-year-old will hang his hat
63 points. on.
Roughead “The fact I've been able to play in
kicked five four winning grand finals is what
When Jarryd Roughead majors as one of the most we play footy for,” Roughead said.
fronted the media on influential players on the ground. “It has been a great 15 years, but
But more than that, he was able to to say I've got a reunion every five
Tu e s d a y m o r n i n g t o get “revenge” on the club that had years for the rest of my life is
discuss his retirement it upset Hawthorn at the last dance something pretty cool.”
was only inevitable that in 2012.
his great friends and
draft classmates Lance
Franklin and Jordan
Lewis would receive
some air time.
Roughead was selected with Pick
2, with Franklin (Pick 5) and Lewis
(Pick 7) completing Hawthorn's
super draft of 2004.
All three players would go on to
have illustrious careers. But as
Roughead cheekily reminded his
coach Alastair Clarkson, one third
of the trio's resume hadn't quite yet
stacked up.
Clarkson was discussing how
Roughead, Franklin and Lewis
had not only “become great
mates”, but had “all gone on to
become four-time premiership
players” before the retiree cut him
off.
“Bud's only got two,” Roughead
said.
The light bulb clicked in Clarkson's
head before he continued.
“Oh yeah, Bud's got … bad luck
Bud,” Clarkson laughed.
“He decided to take off the lad, but
he should've stayed here the boy
because it would've been great.
They all would have played in four
together.”
Franklin departed from Hawthorn
after the club claimed the 2013
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Kuta Weekly 16 Aug. - 22 Aug. 2019 Sports Corner Kuta Weekly 16 Aug. - 22 Aug. 2019 Sports Corner
Mick Fanning injured in freak surfing accident
Retirement hasn't been

Kuta Weekly kind to Mick Fanning,

who has suffered a
serious knee injury while
surfing in South Africa.
The three-time world
champion, who retired from
the World Surf League last
year, will have surgery on a
torn ACL that could keep him
out of the water for up to a
year.
Fanning hopes to fast-track
his recovery though, with an Fanning booked a flight keeping the age barrier at a
aim to "be ready for cyclone home and had the tear minimum.
season" on the Gold Coast confirmed by doctors on the "I'm fired up to get the body
by February next year. Gold Coast, with surgery moving and feeling really
"I was coming out of a tube ... expected in the next good."
and midway through the turn fortnight. Renowned Twitter account
I just felt my back knee pop Far from dispirited, the 38- 'NRL Physio' posted video of
out," he explained. year-old says the the incident.
"You can see in the footage rehabilitation process might “Shows ACL injuries don't
where the thing just have come at the right time. just occur in contact or field
collapsed. Instant pain, just "To be honest I've been pretty sports,” they said.
my whole leg was in pain. lazy for the past year or so “Can see medial (inward)
"But once I got to the beach (since retiring)," he said. collapse of right knee with
the pain had already "I am sort of excited to be rotation, can be so cruel how
subsided." going down the path again of innocuously the rupture
Fanning set for surgery getting the body flowing and occurs.”

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Kuta Weekly
New angle of horror hit, why All Blacks targeted
Wallabies skipper
Former Wallaby Rod Kafer
has dismissed claims that
rugby is going soft as
“rubbish” as fresh vision of
Scott Barrett's dangerous
shoulder charge on Michael
Hooper emerges.
Lock Barrett became just the
fourth All Black to be sent off in a
Test match when he was red
carded in the first half of the
Wallabies' 47-26 Bledisloe Cup
boilover in Perth.
England coach Eddie Jones
slammed referee Jerome Garces'
decision as “ridiculous” while
Wallabies boss Michael Cheika
said it was “disappointing” despite
a battered Hooper sitting next to
him at the post-match press
conference.
“I love to play the game tough,
right,” Cheika said on Saturday
night.
“It's disappointing, for me, that a
player gets sent off like that but
referees have been given
guidelines...
“They went through the
regulations and got what should
have happened, but I feel for the
opposition player as well.”
Barrett is still sweating on further
punishment as SANZAAR
considers the case but he is in line
for a ban of six weeks or more,
putting his Rugby World Cup
participation in doubt.
Fox Sports has since uncovered a
16 Aug. - 22 Aug. 2019
new angle of the Barrett
hit which was not shown
during the live
broadcast.
The SANZAAR judiciary
has access to the above
angle.
“The game of rugby
should be kept as safe
as possible in what is a
brutal sport,” said Kafer,
who called the red card a “no-
brainer” in Fox Sports
commentary.
“The issue of whether the game is
going soft is rubbish.
“What should happen is players
need to adjust their technique, to
adjust with the law.
“If they do not, they need to be sent
off.
“This was a deliberate act,
attacking a player's head with a
shoulder and elbow in a vulnerable
position.
“No question, it's a red card.”
Barrett and All Blacks captain
Kieran Read accepted Garces'
decision on the night, with the
disconsolate lock issuing a quick
“sorry boys” before trudging off the
Optus Stadium playing surface.
All Blacks hooker Dane Coles told
reporters on Monday that Barrett
was “not a dirty player” but
admitted the Crusaders star had “a
little bit of a habit of using that
shoulder.”
Kafer said it appeared that the All
Blacks had a clear plan to target
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Hooper.
Ardie Savea also gave away a
penalty because of an altercation
with his rival flanker, an incident All
Blacks coach Steve Hansen
decried as “dumb.”
“You go into games trying to
unsettle the leaders of an
opposition team, it's pretty
standard,” Kafer said.
“And looking back at the game, it
didn't surprise me to see those two
illegal acts on the Wallaby captain
— it may well have been part of the
tactic going into the game.”
Wo r l d R u g b y h a s m a d e n o
apologies for its crackdown on
player safety but there are fears in
some quarters that red cards could
swing crucial games at this year's
Rugby World Cup in Japan.
Highly respected Brumbies
forwards coach Laurie Fisher
offered a potential compromise on
Twitter.
But Kafer said the implications of
Fisher's idea would need to be
worked through at all levels of the
game.
“My issue is the effect that any
subtle change in law can have —
it's like chaos theory,” Kafer said.
“I don't think that because there
was a red card in a Test match that
we should be contemplating
changes in law.
“There aren't that many red cards
in Test matches, it has an impact,
it's part of the theatre.
“The World Cup gets decided, as it
always does, by law.
“It's pretty clear and easy to adjust
to.
“Change your technique or face
the consequences.”
Kuta Weekly
'Aussie Thor' 4 yr’s contract returns to terrorise All Blacks
MELBOURNE — Not for
the first time Taniela
Tu p o u w i l l b e g o i n g
against the grain on
Saturday when he runs
out for the Wallabies at
Eden Park in the
Bledisloe Cup decider.
As a teenager on a rugby scholarship
in Auckland, the prodigious star was
dubbed the 'Tongan Thor' for his giant
frame.
It's what made him a viral hit on
YouTube playing for his school
Sacred Heart well before he cracked
the big time.
But, as he was reminded by one of his
school mates just hours after helping
the Wallabies to a
recording breaking win
over the All Blacks on
Saturday, he was also the
only Australian supporter
at his school.
“I went to New Zealand
and everything changed,
but I was still supporting
Australia,” the Tongan-
born prop told reporters in
Melbourne on Monday.
“It was funny because I
caught up with my one of
mates yesterday in Perth
and he reminded me back
in school I was the only one
supporting the Wallabies and the rest
were supporting the All Blacks, so it's
crazy now that I am here playing for
Australia.
Not that he gave a stuff about being
the lone Wallabies supporter at a
rugby nursery and city which has
ended many an Australian dream.
“Not really,” replied Tupou, after being
asked whether he was bullied for not
supporting the All Blacks.
“I didn't really care to be honest.
“I didn't know I would play for
Australia.
“I was a big fan but I didn't know I
would be able to play for them some
day.
“I didn't really care what they were
saying.
“The whole country was going for the
All Blacks and I was the only one
supporting the Wallabies.
“I didn't care, and I am here now.”
And here he shall be for another four
16 Aug. - 22 Aug. 2019
years.
In one of the best four fingered salutes
since George Gregan politely
reminded Bryon Kelleher that the All
Blacks would be without the Webb
Ellis Cup until at least 2007, Tupou
announced on Monday that he would
be staying in Australian rugby until at
least 2023.
His re-signing is a major boost for the
Wallabies.
Never in world rugby has there been
as much hype and excitement over a
front-rower than there is for Tupou.
Maybe it's a product of the digital age
which allowed the world an early
g l i m p s e a t Tu p o u ' s e n o r m o u s
potential, but the now 23-year-old, at
least in Australia, has made being a
front-rower sexy again.
With every thundering step he takes
he makes an impact and his sheer
power keeps audiences on the edge
of their seats.
The beauty is that Australian rugby
supporters will get to see him develop
into the player that many expect will
become the world's most damaging
prop after his contract extension.
Not that he thought about leaving.
“I wasn't going to go anywhere
anyway,” he said.
“And obviously I am happy here in
Australia.
“They offer me the opportunity to play
at this level a few years ago, after
school.
“It was easy for me to stay back here.
“Obviously we haven't done much
here and hopefully we can do
something in the next few years.”
Unsurprisingly Tupou was offered
lucrative deals overseas.
But the burgeoning star said leaving
Australian rugby was never
something he considered and that
there was business to accomplish
here before thinking about leaving his
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adopted nation.
“There were some but I wasn't
thinking of going overseas,” Tupou
said.
“I'm happy here, there's some work to
do here, so I'm going to work on
myself and then after this one (deal)
we'll see how we go after that.”
While his second-row teammate Rory
Arnold won't be in Australia to see
Tupou's development first hand, the
France-bound lock said his decision
to stay at the Reds was a massive
coup.
“I remember first seeing him, the
YouTube sensation, an awesome
highlights reel of him running over
kids, running amok,” Arnold said.
“Then I've seen him come in as a shy
young fella and it's pretty cool to see
him develop over the last four, five
years under guys like Allan
(Alaalatoa) and Keps
(Sekope Kepu).
“He's got a massive future
ahead of him.
“To have him around for
another four years is a
good thing for Australian
rugby.
“It's a good thing for Nella
being so young.
“It would have been
disappointing to lose a
player like that overseas,
so I'm happy that he's
hung around and I can't
wait to see what he has to offer over
the next four years.”
Tupou can go a long way towards
ticking off his bucket list on Saturday.
A win in his former home town will see
the Wallabies bring the Bledisloe Cup
home for the first time since 2002.
But the Wallabies are fully aware of
the challenge in front of them, with the
All Blacks expected to bounce back
ahead of the World Cup like they did
four years ago when they blew
Australia away at Eden Park.
“It will be awesome to go to Auckland
and play and get the win, but
obviously us boys here are just
working hard,” Tupou said.
“The last couple of weeks we've been
working really hard.
“It hasn't been easy but we don't want
to focus too much on the result this
weekend.
“We want to keep doing what we're
doing, keep working hard, and we'll
see what will happen after that.”
 Kuta Weekly 16 Aug. - 22 Aug. 2019 News Corner
The 'outstanding' IndyCar dream
Door remains open for Alonso had severed ties with would enjoy it.
'outstanding' Fernando McLaren following their failure “But Fernando is the type of
to qualify, but organisation CEO individual that you put the
Alonso to join McLaren's
Zak Brown shot them down. opportunity in front of him and
IndyCar venture in 2020 Whether or not he tackles a full- let him make his decision.
The door is open for Fernando time IndyCar season remains to “So I'll be picking that up with
Alonso to join McLaren's be seen, but Brown believes him in about a month's time, but
IndyCar venture in 2020, Fernando Alonso would be I would not anticipate in 2020
despite the Spaniard previously “outstanding” on the oval racing him having a desire to do a full
indicating little interest in joining circuit. season.”
the series full Current Schmidt
time. Peterson Racing
Earlier this week, driver James
M c L a r e n Hinchcliffe also
announced a faces an uncertain
partnership with future due to his
Schmidt Peterson relationship with
Racing for a full- Honda, with the re-
time assault on branded McLaren
IndyCar next Schmidt Peterson
season. t e a m t o r u n
It encouraged Chevrolet engines in
rumours of a 2020.
There's a great wind under your wings today, Aries, and you may Don't deny your emotions today, Libra. They will be of great use to
find the day's energy quite transforming. You now have the you. There's an intensity about your feelings that's helping you
r e t u r n f o r The F1 silly season
opportunity to make great strides in whatever you wish to stay strong in just about every situation. Opportunities lie within Fernando Alonso, also garnered
accomplish. It may be time for you to make an important change in groups of people. Shared enthusiasm for a task makes the job go
Mar 21 your current attitude. Embrace differences in perspective and more quickly. Join others in the pursuit of prosperity.
who competed attention to
Sept 24
Apr 20 opinion. Varied opinions can help you understand a situation. Oct 23 with McLaren in Fernando Alonso,
t h e 2 0 1 7 whose name was
Try not to weigh everything down. Don't pick things apart to the Indecisiveness may plague you today, Scorpio. Be careful that Indianapolis 500
point that all that's left are the tiny details of the situation, Taurus. you don't avoid doing something simply because you don't know raised following the
Deal with it as a whole. Mental and emotional issues are apt to be which way to go. To cure your restlessness, you should think before failing to Hungarian Grand
of greater concern to you. You shouldn't try to dissect them. That about going on a short trip. Travel will most certainly help alleviate qualify for this
will only create more issues than you started with. any worries about a certain situation. The answer you seek will Prix.
Apr 21 Oct 24 come more easily. year's race.
Nov 22 After Fernando
May 21
Fernando Alonso recently “He's well aware of everything
Alonso tweeted following the
As you work to keep things in balance today, Gemini, remember Take things to the limit today, Sagittarius, and then go beyond. wrapped up a hugely that's going on with our IndyCar
that one of the key things is to have fun. Happiness is an extremely This is one of those days in which people may go to extremes, race, praising the battle
important element of the cosmic equation, especially on a day like successful stint with Toyota, activities and has been for
especially emotionally. You have the right to push the boundaries between Lewis Hamilton and
this. The more upbeat you can be regarding a certain situation, the and see how far you can go. There's no need to delay. If you're which included the 2018-19 some time,” Brown said.
easier it will be to tackle it. A smile can get you through just about going to do something, do it now. There's an intense surge of Max Verstappen, the podium
May 22 any door you wish to enter. Nov 23 W o r l d E n d u r a n c e “I don't think his desire to win
Jun 22
power that should be there to help you along your way. finishers — also including
dec 21
Championship crown and two the Indy 500 has diminished at
Sebastian Vettel — were
Le Mans 24 Hour wins. all. He has not shown an
Don't get too emotional about a situation today, Cancer. You could Stop your pondering over something and do it, Capricorn. This is a informed of Alonso's comment
feel a sinking feeling, but if you go that route you may end up in a day to be spontaneous and adventurous. Although this may feel a However, the two-time Formula interest - yet, I should say - in a
pit of emotional quicksand that's hard to escape. Make sure you bit foreign and against your usual grounded nature, it would be a in the post-race news
1 world champion indicated he full season of IndyCar.
have a friend to talk to so you're prepared for whatever you might good idea to take this time to do something on a whim and see conference.
encounter on your emotional journey. Dec 22 where it takes you. Don't be afraid of the unknown. The future is an is “100 percent” of a WEC return “He's coming off of 20 years of
Jun 23
exciting concept because it's unknown. Embrace it. Hamilton suggested he had an
Jul 23 Jan 20 in the future. lots of racing and I think he
idea for how Fernando Alonso
The 38-year-old appears set on wanted to take the second half
This is a terrific day for you, Leo. You should easily feel its power This may be a climactic day for you, Aquarius, especially when it could get back on the grid: take
coming together in an upbeat, positive way. Others are apt to fall comes to your emotions. You could find that people try to wield another big career move, with of this year off to see what he
the “extra” seat at Red Bull
into place by your side as they realize the wisdom in your way of some sort of power over you. Maybe they're trying to throw their Fernando Alonso entertaining wants to do in the future.
doing things. Remain confident and positive. Your adventuresome weight around to get you to do something. Don't be manipulated. following rumours of Pierre
spirit is ready, so push away from the dock. Stand up for yourself and be strong. the prospect of tackling the “I think he would be an
Jul 24 Jan 21 Gasly's axing.
Aug 23 Feb 19 Dakar Rally next January. outstanding talent in IndyCar.
Unsurprisingly, it was confirmed
He currently has no active “I personally think, knowing him
Your normal steady pace usually wins the race, Virgo, but today Instead of turning all your burning questions inward today, Pisces, Monday that Gasly had been
you might need to take some shortcuts. Jump on opportunities racing program. as well as I do, and his driving
you might want to consider broadcasting them outward. Engage dropped from Red Bull's line-up
that seem to come out of nowhere, but don't feel like you need to in discussions and extend your queries to the group. You may Rumours surfaced after this style, he'd be immensely
commit to anything now. Take your chances and see where luck usually try to solve all the world's problems on your own, but once in favour of Toro Rosso rookie
takes you. There's an adventurous spirit in the air urging you to year's event that Fernando successful and welcomed and
take an unexpected gamble.
in a while you should stop and consider other points of view in Alexander Albon.
order to enrich your perspective.
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when things don't go so well. In this case, things
aren't so well. I have cancer, and I've been given
a short time to live. Let's head for the pub and
have a few pints." After 3 or 4 pints, the two were
feeling a little less somber. There were some
laughs and more beers. They were eventually
approached by some of O'Malley's old friends
who asked what the two were celebrating.
O'Malley told them that the Irish celebrate the
good and the bad. He went on to tell them that
they were drinking to his impending end. He told
his friends, "I've only got a few weeks to live as I
have been diagnosed with AIDS." The friends
gave O'Malley their condolences, and they had a
couple more beers. After his friends left,
O'Malley's son leaned over and whispered his
confusion. "Dad, I thought you said that you were
dying from cancer! You just told your friends that
you were dying from AIDS!" O'Malley said, "I am
dying of cancer, son. I just don't want any of them
sleeping with your mother after I'm gone."
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Animal activists and local residents rescue pilot
whale stranded at Bali's Biaung Beach
A pilot whale
stranded on
Biaung Beach
in eastern
Denpasar has
been returned
to the sea
yesterday, after
animal activists
from the Jakarta
Animal Aid
Network (JAAN)
and local residents
teamed up to help the sea
mammal.
“The whale appeared to be
pretty weak from his
breathing. It's possibly
because he was trying to
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waves were too big and kept
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residents and
officers from
B K S D A
reportedly
teamed up to
escort the whale
further out into
the sea so it
pushing him to the shore,” could swim away. which he
JAAN Marine Mammal appeared to do so
Coordinator, Amang Raga, successfully.
told Kumparan. However, JAAN said in an
The whale also appeared to Instagram post that a team is
have injured his fin, on stand-by in case the pilot
according to the head of whale gets stranded again.
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