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a restraining order on her!" The neighbors
Joey and Chandler
Interesting Cross on
Family Feud
Adriana Santos
Uh Oh! It looks like artist Cardi B is in
some hot water once again. She has
reportedly been arrested after assaulting
her current roommates Joey and Chandler.
The incident is told to have occurred
around 9:34 am this morning in their
shared New York apartment. The
confrontation began after Joey used the last
of Cardi B's toilet paper and there was no
more for her to use. We understand trying
to get toilet paper in the middle of a
pandemic must have struck a nerve with
Cardi B. Sources state Chandler is back
home with minor injuries while Joey is still
at the hospital recovering from some
broken ribs and a broken nose. Chandler
since then has made a statement stating,"
My roommate Joey and I will be pressing
charges, we will also be placing
Rachel and Monica who apparently
witnessed the altercation were shocked to
see the assault occur and immediately
called the authorities. The records from
NYPD show Cardi B is being held on a
$500,000 bail. She is set to appear in court
on February 7, 2021. I don't think Joey will
be using anyone's toilet paper after this
incident.
Mazikeen Smith
Unstoppable Female Ninja Warrior
Cielo Bella Chester
Mazikeen “Maze” Smith, a bounty hunter for
the LAPD has become the third person ever to be crowned
champion of American Ninja Warrior. Maze, age 38, breezed
through the qualifier as if it were nothing and came in first,
with the fastest time, guaranteeing her a spot in the city finals.
When asked how it felt to be moving on, she said “Ha. That
was nothing. Easy to do.” And then walked away without
further comment. At the city finals, hundreds of fans turned up
to cheer Maze on in her race through the four stages of the
course. Maze made it through the first three stages with record-
breaking times without even a stumble. It did not look like she
was breaking a sweat! She only took 17.25 seconds to get
through the first stage and the second stage was just as quick,
with it only taking her an incredible 2 minutes 6 seconds. Then
comes the exceedingly difficult third stage. So many people
have failed at this stage, almost all of them not making it
through. Maze made it seem as if it was child's play though!
The Ultimate Cliffhanger is the obstacle that beats the most
competitors, and yet Maze did not hesitate or struggle! After
finishing the third stage comes the fourth and final, a 75-foot
rope climb you have to complete in 30 seconds. Maze’s fans
are screaming so loud the announcer can barely be heard! After
only 16.3 seconds, Maze makes it to the top, hitting the buzzer
and winning the $1,000,000 prize. Everyone was in shock at
her speed and skill. With the buzzer, the crowd went wild, and
we asked her afterward what she plans to do with all that
money. “Buy a new knife…and uh..go on a trip.” No one has
ever done anything like this before, and I doubt will ever see
anything like this ever again.