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Well, this sandwich
is an unmitigated disaster.
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I asked for turkey and roast beef...
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...lettuce and Swiss on whole wheat.
- What did they give?
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Turkey and roast beef
with Swiss and lettuce on whole wheat.
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It's the right ingredients
but in the wrong order.
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In a proper sandwich,
the cheese is adjacent to the bread...
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...to create a moisture barrier
against the lettuce.
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They might as well have dragged this thing
through a car wash.
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- I don't believe it.
- I know. It's basic culinary science.
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Some guy is auctioning off
a miniature time machine prop...
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...from the original film
and no one is bidding.
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A time machine
from the movie The Time Machine?
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No, a time machine
from Sophie's Choice.
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Boy, Sophie could have used
a time machine in that movie.
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Did you see it? It's rough.
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Oh, that's cool.
Uh-huh.
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- It's only $800?
- Yeah. And that's my bid.
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- You bid $800?
- It was a spur-of-the-moment thing.
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I figured it would go for thousands,
and I just wanted to be a part of it.
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- There's only 30 seconds left in the auction.
- Do you have $800?
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- Not to blow on a miniature time machine.
- Don't worry.
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People wait until the last second,
then they get it. It's called sniping.
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- Fifteen seconds.
- Come on, snipers.
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- Ten, nine, eight...
- Where are your snipers?
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- Five.
- Snipe.
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- Four.
- Snipe.
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- Three, two.
- Snipe, snipe.
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- One.
- Ah!
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Oh. Congratulations, you are the proud
owner of a miniature time machine.
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- You lucky duck.
Heh.
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I wonder why no one else bid.
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This is a classic piece
of sci-fi movie memorabilia.
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I know. But I still can't afford it.
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Why don't we share it?
We'll each put in 200 bucks...
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...and take turns having it in our house.
- A time-share time machine.
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- I'm in. Sheldon?
- Wha...? Need you ask?
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But I still don't understand
why no one else bid.
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I understand why no one else bid.
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Did the listing actually say miniature?
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I just assumed.
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Well, who sells a full-sized time machine
for $800?
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In a Venn diagram,
that would be an individual located...
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...within the intersection of
"no longer want time machine"...
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...and "need $800."
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It's actually a tremendous bargain.
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Even with shipping,
it works out to less than $4 a pound.
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Cocktail shrimp are 12.50.
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How are we gonna get it upstairs?
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If we take the dish off,
it might fit in the elevator.
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Yes, but the elevator's been broken
for two years.
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I've been meaning to ask you, do you think
we should make a call about that?
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Not necessary.
I have a master's in engineering.
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I remotely repair satellites
on a regular basis.
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I troubleshoot space-shuttle payloads.
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When the Mars rover
started pulling to the left...
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...I performed a front-end alignment
from 62 million miles away.
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No, that baby's broken.
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Come on, guys, push.
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If I push any harder,
I'm gonna give birth to my colon.
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I can't feel my fingers. Hurry up.
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It's the same amount of work,
no matter how fast you go. Basic physics.
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Sheldon.
- Yeah?
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If my fingers ever work again,
I've got a job for the middle one.
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- Oh, hey, guys.
- Hi, Penny.
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Take a break, guys.
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- What are you doing?
- Just moving something upstairs.
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- What is it?
- Just, you know, a time machine.
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Okay, neat.
But I really gotta get to work.
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- Just give us a few minutes.
- I'm running really late.
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Then I have a simple solution.
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Go up to the roof, hop over
to the next building... There's a gap.
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Don't look down if you're subject
to vertigo.... And use their stairwell.
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- You're joking, right?

- Oh, I never joke when it comes to vertigo.
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Damn. Okay, I'll just take the roof.
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If you wait for us
to set up the time machine...
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...I can drop you off at work yesterday.
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Time-travel joke. It's not... Never mind.
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For what it's worth,
I thought it was humorous.
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Let's just do this.
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- You guys ready to push?
In a minute.
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Howard stepped outside to throw up.
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I don't know what you were worried about.
I think it really works in the room.
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Yeah. It is by far the coolest thing
I have ever owned.
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The exact time machine
that carried actor Rod Taylor...
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...from Victorian England
into the post-apocalyptic future...
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...where society had splintered
into two factions:
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The subterranean Morlocks...
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...who survived by feasting on the flesh

of the gentle surface-dwelling Eloi.
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Talk about your chick magnets.
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Oh, yeah. The guy who lives next to me
is always like:
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"I have a Jacuzzi on my balcony.
I have a Jacuzzi on my balcony. "
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But wait until I tell him
I've got a time machine on my balcony.
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Stuff that in your Speedos, Jacuzzi Bob.
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Gentlemen, we said we'd take turns...
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...but I think you'll agree
that practicality dictates it remain here.
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You can't keep it.
What if I meet a girl and say:
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"You wanna see my time machine?
It's at my friend's house. "
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How lame is that?
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- He's got a point.
All right.
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We're going to need some ground rules.
"No shoes in the time machine. "
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"No eating in the time machine. "
I propose that we add:
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"Pants must be worn at all times
in the time machine. "
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Seconded.
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I was gonna put down a towel.
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I still want it on my balcony.
I say we move it on a bimonthly basis.
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- That sounds fair.
- Hold on. Bimonthly is an ambiguous term.
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- Every other month or twice a month?
- Twice a month.
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- Then no.
- Okay, every other month.
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No.
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Sheldon, you can't be selfish.
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We all paid for it,
so it belongs to all of us.
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Now get out of the way
so I can sit in my time machine.
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Okay. I am setting the dials
for March 10th, 1876.
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Good choice. Alexander Graham Bell invents
the telephone and calls for Watson.
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- Wait a minute. I wanna see that too.
- So when it's your turn, you can.
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If we all go back to the same time,
Bell's lab's going to get very crowded.
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He'll know something's up.
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Since the time machine
doesn't move in space...
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...you'll end up in 1876 Pasadena.
- Even if you make it to Boston...
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...what are you gonna do? Knock and say
to Mrs. Bell, "Fan of your husband.
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Can I come in and watch him
invent the telephone?"
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Mrs. Bell was deaf.
She's not even gonna hear you knock.
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I have a solution.
First, go into the future...
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...and obtain a cloaking device.
- Ooh. How far into the future?
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If I remember, Kirk will steal
a cloaking device from the Romulans...
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...on stardate 5027.3...
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...which would be January 10th, 2328,
by pre-Federation reckoning.
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Okay, I am setting the dials
for January 10th, 2328.
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Here we go into the future.
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That was fun.
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My turn.
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Okay, first of all, what you call a gap

was nearly three feet wide.
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- I slipped and skinned my knee.
- Are you okay?
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The door to the stairwell
of the other building was locked.
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I had to go down the fire escape
on the third floor...
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...forcing me to crawl through the window
of a lovely family...
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...who insisted I stay for lunch.
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That doesn't sound too bad.
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It was eight courses of lamb.
And they tried to fix me up with their son.
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- I'm sorry.
- Not done.
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By the time I got to work,
they'd given my shift away.
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Yeah, that's right.
I've lost an entire day's pay thanks to this.
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- This...
- Time machine.
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- Lights flash and the dish spins. Wanna try?
- No.
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I don't wanna try it.
My God, you are grown men.
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How can you waste your lives
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with these stupid toys...
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...and costumes and comic books,
and now that?
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- That...
- Again, time machine.
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Oh, please, it's not a time machine.
If anything, it looks like...
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...something Elton John would drive
through the Everglades.
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It only moves in time.
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It would be worse than useless
in a swamp.
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Pathetic. All of you, completely pathetic.
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My turn.
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Leonard, it's 2 in the morning.
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- So?
- So it's my turn.
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Why'd you set it
for the day before yesterday?
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Because I wanna go back and keep myself
from getting a time machine.
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You can't. If you were to prevent yourself
from buying it in the past...
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...you would not have it available
to stop yourself from buying it.
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Ergo, you would still have it.
This is a classic rookie time-travel mistake.
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Can I go back and prevent you
from explaining that to me?
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Same paradox.
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If you were to travel back in time
and knock me unconscious...
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...you would not have the conversation
motivating you...
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...to go back and knock me unconscious.
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What if I knocked you unconscious
right now?
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It won't change the past.
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But it'd make the present so much nicer.
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Are you upset about something?
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What was your first clue?
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Well, it was a number of things.
First, the late hour.
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Then your demeanor
seems very low-energy.
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- Plus your irritability...
- Yes, I'm upset.
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Oh.
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I don't usually pick up on those things.
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Good for me.
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Yeah, good for you.
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Oh, wait.
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Did you wanna talk about
what's bothering you?
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- I don't know. Maybe.
- Wow, I'm on fire tonight.
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Well, here's the thing.
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Girls like Penny never end up with guys
who own time machines.
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I disagree.
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Your inability
to successfully woo Penny...
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...long predates your acquisition
of the time machine.
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That failure clearly stands on its own.
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- Thanks for pointing it out.
- In addition, your premise is flawed.
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In the original film,
Rod Taylor got Yvette Mimieux...
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...with that time machine.
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In Back to the Future,
Marty McFly got to hook up...
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...with his extremely attractive
young mother.
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- Those are movies.
- Of course they're movies.
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Are you expecting an example
involving a real-life time machine?
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That's absurd.
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Come on, guys, push.
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If I push any harder,
I'm gonna give birth to my colon.
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- Oh, hey, guys.
- Hi, Penny.
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Take a break, guys.
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What are you doing?
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You know, just moving a time machine.
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Yeah, okay, neat.
But I really gotta get to work.
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No problem.
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Hang on.
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But what about your time machine?
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Some things are more important
than toys.
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I'm scared.
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Don't worry, baby, I've got you.
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Oh, Leonard.
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It's still my turn.
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What are you doing?
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I'm packing up all my collectibles and taking
them down to the comic-book store to sell.
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Is that really necessary?
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If you need money,
you can always sell blood.
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And semen.
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It's not about money.
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We brought food.
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Lox and bagels,
the breakfast of time travelers.
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Terrific. Anyone wanna buy
my share of the time machine?
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- Why?
- Because I don't want it anymore.
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- Why?
- Just personal reasons.
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My Spidey sense tells me
this has something to do with Penny.
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Look, do you wanna buy me out or not?
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I'll give you $ 100, which will make me
half owner, and we'll put it on my balcony.
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Screw his balcony.
I'll give you 120 and put it in my garage.
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- I paid $200 for my share.
- Everybody knows a time machine loses...
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00:14:50,272 --> 00:14:53,366
...half its value the minute
you drive it off the lot.
228
00:14:53,742 --> 00:14:56,438
I'll go for 200.
That time machine stays right where it is.
229
00:14:56,612 --> 00:15:00,207
Three hundred. And I'll throw in my original
1979 Mattel Millennium Falcon...
230
00:15:00,382 --> 00:15:02,247
...with real light-speed sound effects.
231
00:15:02,418 --> 00:15:07,117
No. No more toys or action figures
or props or replicas...
232
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...or costumes or robots
or Darth Vader voice changers.
233
00:15:10,859 --> 00:15:12,759
I'm getting rid of all of it.
234
00:15:12,928 --> 00:15:14,953
You can't do that.
Look what you've created.
235
00:15:15,130 --> 00:15:17,564
It's like Nerdvana.
236
00:15:20,235 --> 00:15:23,432
More importantly,
you have a Darth Vader voice changer?
237
00:15:25,074 --> 00:15:27,907
- Not for long.

- I call dibs on the Golden Age Flash.
238
00:15:28,077 --> 00:15:31,069
I need that to complete
my Justice Society of America collection.
239
00:15:31,246 --> 00:15:32,543
- I called dibs.
- You can't.
240
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I can and I did.
Look up dibs in Wikipedia.
241
00:15:36,585 --> 00:15:38,280
Dibs doesn't apply in a bidding war.
242
00:15:38,454 --> 00:15:42,220
It's not a bidding war. I'm selling it all
to Larry down at the comic-book store.
243
00:15:42,391 --> 00:15:45,326
- Why Larry? Did Larry call dibs?
- Would you forget dibs?
244
00:15:45,494 --> 00:15:47,894
He offered me a fair price
for the whole collection.
245
00:15:48,063 --> 00:15:52,329
- What's the number? I'll match it.
- I'll match it, plus a thousand rupees.
246
00:15:52,501 --> 00:15:56,164
- What's the exchange rate?
- None of your business. Take it or leave it.
247
00:15:56,338 --> 00:15:58,863
Mom, my bar mitzvah bonds,
how much do I got?
248
00:15:59,041 --> 00:16:03,000
Thanks. I can go $2600
and two trees in Israel.
249
00:16:04,780 --> 00:16:08,614
Forget it. Guys, if I sell to one of you,
the other two are gonna be mad at me.
250
00:16:08,784 --> 00:16:11,753
Who cares? As long as you pick me.
251
00:16:11,920 --> 00:16:13,979
Okay, Leonard, put down the box.
Let's talk.
252
00:16:14,156 --> 00:16:16,317
Sorry, Raj, my mind is made up.
253
00:16:16,492 --> 00:16:19,757
No. I can't let you do this.
254
00:16:19,928 --> 00:16:23,022
Sheldon, get out of my way.
255
00:16:25,334 --> 00:16:28,030
None shall pass.
256
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Okay.
257
00:16:32,741 --> 00:16:34,299
I did not wanna do this...
258
00:16:34,476 --> 00:16:37,536
...but I have here the rare,
mint-condition, production-era...
259
00:16:37,713 --> 00:16:41,274
...Star Trek: The Next Generation
Geordi La Forge without his VISOR...
260
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...in the original packaging.
261
00:16:43,385 --> 00:16:45,819
If you do not get out of my way...
262
00:16:45,988 --> 00:16:47,819
...I will open it.
263
00:16:48,691 --> 00:16:50,659
Okay, man, be cool.
264
00:16:51,393 --> 00:16:53,020
We're all friends here.
265
00:16:54,263 --> 00:16:55,890
What the hell's going on?
266
00:16:56,065 --> 00:16:58,693
- You hypocrite.
- What?
267
00:16:58,867 --> 00:17:01,358
Little Miss Grown-Ups-
Don't-Play-With-Toys.
268
00:17:01,537 --> 00:17:05,064
If I went into that apartment right now,
would I not find Beanie Babies?
269
00:17:05,240 --> 00:17:08,107
Are you not an accumulator
of Care Bears and My Little Ponies?
270
00:17:08,277 --> 00:17:11,212
And who is that Japanese feline
I see frolicking on your shorts?
271
00:17:11,380 --> 00:17:13,905
Hello, Hello Kitty.
272
00:17:16,785 --> 00:17:19,982
Okay, okay, look,
if this is about yesterday, Leonard...
273
00:17:20,155 --> 00:17:22,885
...I am really sorry about what I said.
I was just upset.
274
00:17:23,058 --> 00:17:25,788
- No, I needed to hear it.
- You didn't. You are a great guy.
275
00:17:25,961 --> 00:17:29,158
And it is the things you love
that make you who you are.
276
00:17:29,631 --> 00:17:32,725
I guess that makes me large breasts.
277
00:17:36,371 --> 00:17:39,135
Still, I think it's time for me
to get rid of this stuff...
278
00:17:39,308 --> 00:17:42,175
...and, you know, move on with my life.
279
00:17:42,344 --> 00:17:45,006
- Really?
- Yeah.
280
00:17:45,180 --> 00:17:46,477
Oh. Wow.
281
00:17:46,648 --> 00:17:48,411
Good for you.
282
00:17:48,951 --> 00:17:50,509
Thanks.
283
00:17:52,187 --> 00:17:54,382
Hey, do you wanna,
I don't know, later...?
284
00:17:54,556 --> 00:17:56,046
Excuse me.
285
00:17:56,458 --> 00:17:57,720
- Hey, Penny.
- Hi, Mike.
286
00:17:57,893 --> 00:17:59,758
- You ready to go?
- I just have to change.
287
00:17:59,928 --> 00:18:02,692
- I'll give you a hand.
- Oh, stop it.
288
00:18:02,865 --> 00:18:04,492
Bye, guys.
289
00:18:09,071 --> 00:18:11,130
My turn on the time machine.
290
00:18:35,731 --> 00:18:37,562
It worked.
291
00:18:38,634 --> 00:18:40,829
It really worked.
292
00:18:41,403 --> 00:18:44,998
They said I was mad, but it worked.
293
00:18:50,813 --> 00:18:53,976
Oh, no, not Morlocks.
294
00:18:54,149 --> 00:18:56,743
Not flesh-eating Morlocks.
295
00:18:56,919 --> 00:19:00,480
Help!
296
00:19:07,129 --> 00:19:09,324
Sheldon, you okay?
297
00:19:10,032 --> 00:19:12,227
We have to get rid of the time machine.
298
00:19:12,401 --> 00:19:14,835
It is a little big for the living room,
isn't it?
299
00:19:15,804 --> 00:19:18,170
Yeah, that's the problem. It's too big.
300
00:19:18,740 --> 00:19:21,368
I'm glad you agree.
I hired some guys to help us move it.
301
00:19:21,543 --> 00:19:23,511
Come on in, fellas.
302
00:19:26,014 --> 00:19:28,539
Oh, no, Morlocks.
303
00:19:28,717 --> 00:19:30,514
Eat him, eat him.
304
00:19:35,624 --> 00:19:40,652
Leonard!
9999
00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00
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- You're joking, right?

...who survived by feasting on the flesh

Okay, first of all, what you call a gap

with these stupid toys...

00:10:46,195 --> 00:10:50,427

I don't usually pick up on those things.

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<i>- Not for long.

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