SARAF (V.

O) (MOM FACE CLOSE-UP)

Aur daalo paani, aur daalo. (paani daal rahi hogi)

BAAP (BAAP CLOSE-UP)

Naya ganji pahin liye ho, pata hai bhlog banana hai phir bhi, (Ungli daal ke phaad dega V.O wala) Pait
andar karo. (Baap pait andar kar lega)

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SAMNE CAMERA HAI STABLE, BAAP MAA SIDE ME KHADE HAIN GAREEB JAISA ROTA HUA FACE BANA
KE AUR HAATH JOD KE AJEEB TARIKE SE)

SARAF (SAD BGM)

Hallo gaij mai binod kumar mai ek gaaon ke chhote se bihar se hoon ye mera iyutoob ke maadhyam se
atharahva first bhalog hai pleej iye vala bhairal kara do agar ye bhairal nahi hua to mai ek aur first bhalog
banaunga aur agar wo bhairal nahi hua to jindagi bhar first-e bhalog banaunga aur tab tak first bhalog
banaunga jab tak mera first bhalog bhairal na ho jaaye, dosto gareeb ke channel koi subscri,sascr
Sanskar nahi karta koe hum gareeb ko sapot nahi Karta par ye mera mumi aur papa humko poora sapot
karte hain,

BAAP

Hatt madharchod.

SARAF

Meri mummy mujhko hamesha support.

MAA

Bhak madharchod.

SARAF

Ab babb bab ab aap log to poora sapot karenge humko poora yakeen hai.

NOTIFICATION ME AAYEGA “NIKAL MADHARCHOD”

SARAF (Phone me dekh ke bolega phir awkward smile rote hue face pe)

To chaliye guyj mai aap logo ko apna ghar dikhata hoon. (Phone ke paas aake phone utha lega.

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BINOD

To gaij ye dekhiye hamara gareeb ka ghar, mera mummy idhar khana khaa rahi hain.

MAA

(Mooh chhupa ke shy) Hamara video mat banao.

 BINOD

To gaij meri mummy ko thoda sharam aa raha hai, (hasega bekar tarike se) to gaij ye dekhiye hamara
chhota sa gareeb jaisa ghar aur ab ye bhi hamara nahi raha ye hamare babuji hain satta me haar gaye
hain ghar hum inko bole the ki paisa lagana hai to sahi jagah lagao.

BAAP

Ab se lagayenge. (Rota hua regret face)

BINOD

Kya ab se lagayenge inko bole the hum Paisa lagana hai to indibet pe lagao aur live match dekh ke