Nukkad Natak – Chenab

All: Aao Aao natak dekho natak dekho re, khol ke apni akal ka fatak
natak dekho re. Chunnu bhi dekho, Munnu bhi dekho, Bhaiya bhi dekho
Bhabhi bhi dekho, natak dekho re. Reee haa!

Angel(Anya): Main soch rhi thi, ki agar ye Earth ke log ek din ke liye
Math bhul hi jaayein to kya hoga?

Secretary(Kanav): Toh kya hoga, bahut maja aayega. Aji ye log pehle hi
maths se darte h, ab inke sar se Maths ka bhoj bhi kam hojaayega.

Angel: Then lets see! Main abhi abracadabra karti hun aur Earth se
Math gayab kar deti hun

Scene 1

Arnav(Employee): Good Morning Sir!

Kanha(Boss): What Good Morning! The moon is above the head!

Jyaada hi jaldi ni aagye aaj?

Arnav: Sorry sir! Neend khuli hi nhi!

Kanav: (Laughing) Maine to socha hi nhi tha ki in logon ki Alarm Clock
mein bhi to Maths use hota h na.

Kanha: Now get to work! Immediately!

Arnav: Main ye rocket banaun kaise? Kitna lamba? Mera to Computer

bhi ni chal rha!

Kanha: How’s the work Arnav?

Arnav: Perfect sir! (Kanha goes out of the scene, Arnav talks to himself)
Ab inko kaise btaun ki mujhse kuchh shi hua hi ni. Ab bas kal ka wait
hai jab Rocket launch ni hoga!

Agastya (Minister): (In Modi Style) Mere pyaare desh vaasiyon, aap sab
ko main batana chahata hun ki aaj hamare scientist ne chandrayaan-4
ka kaam pura kar liya hai aur ab, thik 6 bajkar 3 minute par ye launch
hone waala hai.

Kanha: And the timer goes. 3! 2! And 1

Agastya: Mere payara deshvaasiyon, mujhe bahut hi dukh ke saath

kehna padh rha h abhi ke abhi main hmare dumb se scientists ko
dismiss karta hu. (Claps everywhere)

Angel: Wah! Kya Scene hai!

 Scene 3

Agastya: Aee Tau. Ek muthi peanuts dena. Meri angoothi le lena in

return.

Kanha: Ji bhau ji. (Kanav gives a handful of peanuts)

Agastya: Dumb samjhe hain? Side vaali dukaan par to badi muthi thi.

Kanha: Ni bhau. Ho hi ni skta

(Start fighting, Agastya punches Kanha)

(Kanav and Anya break into the scene)

Anya (Laughing): Shi m, Maths ke bina inko logon ki life incomplete hai.

Kanav: Oh my poor fellow (Laughing)

Anya: Abracadabra gilli gilli gilli gilli chhu!

(Everyone unites and comes together)

All: Ma-ae-aths, Ma-ae-ae-aths, Ma-ae-aths, Ma-ae-ae-aths, Hum

tere bin ab reh nahi sakte
Tere bina kya wajood mera
Tujh se juda gar ho jaayenge
To khud se hi ho jaayenge juda
Kyun ki Tum hi ho, ab tum hi ho
Meri zindagi ab tum hi ho
Chain bhi, mera dard bhi
Meri zindagi ab tum hi ho