Josie.And.The.Pussycats.2001.1080p.WEBRip.x264-[YTS.AT]

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[ Growling ]
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[ Screaming ]
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[ Screaming ]
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Okay, look, I can't believe
that I'm actually here...
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And that I'm gonna get
to see them in the flesh,
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Because, like, dujour is
like my most favorite band
of all time !
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Dujour !
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I just want to touch them.
I don't care which one.
I don't care where.
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I got all their trading cards
and all their cd's,
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And all my gear is
from their clothing line,
dujour couture.
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[ Screams ]
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I mean, I straight-up
love 'em, only,
you know, like brothers.
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Oh, my god !
They're here !
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[ screaming continue]
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♪ [ Vocalizing ]
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♪ [ Vocalizing continues ]
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♪ hey, hey, yeah, babe
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♪ backdoor lover
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♪ ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, yeah
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♪ They say this kind
of love is wrong ♪
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♪ But you know
it feels so right ♪
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♪ Running my hands
across your cheeks ♪
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♪ they're oh-so
smooth and white
leave the light on, baby ♪
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♪ and unlock your backdoor
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♪ I'm comin' through that way
tonight to love you for sure ♪
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- ♪ Lyin' on your bed
starin' up at the moon ♪
- ♪ ooh
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♪ You got me crazy
gotta love you soon ♪
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♪ I'm your backdoor lover
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♪ Comin' from behind
with the lights down low ♪
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♪ Backdoor lover
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- ♪ just you and me
no one has to know ♪
- ♪ backdoor lover
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♪ Let me meet you there
at your secret spot ♪
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♪ I'll show you a love
that's more than hot ♪
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We are here exclusive on
the tarmac as the band dujour
heads off on their world tour.
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A year ago, would you have
ever imagined number-one song,
number-one requested video ?
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Marco, there's a lady
up there-- "marry me, marco--"
with a wedding dress.
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Can you send it back to
all the guys in the studio ?
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♪ [ Singing entertainment
tonight theme ]
what's up, john ?
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♪ [ Continuing ]
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[ Screaming ]
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♪ I'm your backdoor love
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♪ coming from behind
with the lights down lw
backdoor lover ♪
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♪ just you and me, no one
has to know, backdoor lover ♪
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♪ let me meet you the
at the secret spot ♪
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♪ I'll show you a love
that's more than hot ♪
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- Marco !
- ♪ backdoor lover
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♪ coming from behind
with the lights down lw
backdoor lover ♪
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[ British accent ]
all right, boys. We'll land
in riverdale in half an hour.
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then on to the riverdae
rise and shine show.
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afternoon in-store gig
at 8:00. Questions ?
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Yeah, wyatt, how come
my limited-edition coke can
has me with a goatee...
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When everybody knows
I shaved into a soul patch
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For the don't tell
your papavideo ?
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This is wiggity-wack, wyatt.
You're supposed to be
on top of this.
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no, what's wiggity-wk
is your damn monkey.
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here we go with
the monkey again.
dj d.j. With the monke.
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Yes, here we go again.
First it pooed on my incense.
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Then it decided to poo
on my two little balls.
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And then it pooed on my
picture of swami mukananda.
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Will you please tell
this man that dujour
means hygiene ?
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Maybe if you showed dr. Zaius
the proper respect,
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Dr. Zaius will stop
showin' you the poo !
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Gentlemen--
I'm gonna kill you !
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Okay ! Now, enough of this.
I'm gonna rip out
your heart !
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Eye contact, hand.
Eye contact, hand.
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We'll talk to coke
about the cans...
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And try and clean up
after the doctor, okay ?
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Okay ?
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- yo, man, I'm sorry.
my bad.
- it's all good.
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Could you maybe talk
to marco about him
always doing my face ?
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you remember
in thewhat video
i established the-- face ?
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ever since then, every te
you see marco, he's doing
the-- face, and it's min.
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you look at him trl.
"hi, carson."
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Look at him on
the kid's choice awards.
"this is ours. Thanks."
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Then right here on the cover
of seventeen magazine.
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"Hi, little girl.
Beauty secrets ?"
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It's my face.
It's my face.
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Travis, am i, uh--
doin' your face,
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'Cause-- god forbid
I'd-- do your face, 'cause
it's-- such a good face.
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- That's it !
- Boys, boys, boys.
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- [ Screeching ]
- [ shouting ]
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- Hold it !
- Dujour means friendship.
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Thank you, les.
Now, listen to me.
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[ Grunting ]
let's all take a moment.
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When we land, I will
call the choreographer, and
she will give you a new face.
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- Too bad your mama couldn't
give you a good face.
- Take that back right now !
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I'm sorry, travis.
Thank you.
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You can have a new face too.
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- Dujour means family.
- Dujour means teamwork.
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Teamwork.
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- so, how are we ?
are we good ?
- yeah.
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Are we happy ?
Happy.
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Are we dope ?
Word.
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Wicked.
yo, wyatt,
there was one more thing.
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Yes ?
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Well, we were working
on some remixes of
the last single, right ?
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We heard like a really
strange background track.
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We were wondering whether
or not you knew what
it was all about.
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[ Voices overlapping ]
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Gee. You know,
I have no idea what that was.
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Where did it come from ?
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I mean, wyatt,
we just want some answers.
The answers I will provide.
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I'll be right back.
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Take the chevy to the levee.
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Whoa !
Whoa !
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Hey, that guy in the parachute
looks just like wyatt.
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Oh, yeah ?
Does he look like this ?
Or like this ?
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- That's it.
- Break it up !
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- Dujour means seat belts !
- [ Screeching ]
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Dujour means
crash positions !
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[ phone dialing ]
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Looks like we need
to find a new band.
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[ Phone beeps ]
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♪ I'm a punk rock prom queen
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♪ Brown paper magazine
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♪ Hotter than you've
ever seen ♪
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♪ Everywhere and in between
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♪ I'm a ten-ticket
thrill ride ♪
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♪ don't you wanna
come inside ♪
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♪ a five-star triple threat
hardest of the hard to get♪
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♪ no one's little reprobe
ain't seen nothin'
like me yet ♪
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♪ six whole hours
and five long days ♪
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♪ for all your lies
to come undone ♪
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♪ and those three
small words ♪
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♪ were way too late
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♪ 'Cause you can't see
that I'm the one ♪
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♪ I'm your late-night
head rush ♪
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♪ ace-high royal flush
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♪ red-velvet orange crus
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♪ you just don't
impress me much ♪
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♪ a glossy
double-cover spread ♪
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♪ opened up inside your head
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♪ a black-cherry paradise
half the sugar
twice the spice ♪
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♪ I don't wanna treat you nice
come on, baby, roll the dice ♪
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♪ Six whole hours
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♪ And five long days
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♪ can't you see
that I'm the one ♪
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♪
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♪ It took six whole hours
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♪ For all your lies
to come undone ♪
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♪ And those three
small words ♪
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♪ Were way too late
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♪ 'Cause you can't see that
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♪ I'm the one
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♪ it took six whole hour
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♪ and five long days
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♪ 'cause you can't se
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[ bowling balls clattering]
thank you.
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- Thank you, guys.
- Real nice.
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Thanks for comin' out.
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You're a great crowd.
[ pins clattering ]
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[ man ]
okay, girls.
we need the lane now.
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and your sho.
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[ cash register ding]
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So how'd we do ?
Twenty dollars... Minus
five dollars shoe rental.
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Fifteen dollars.
Each.
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Five dollars.
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All things considered,
I'd say this was
our best show yet.
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We just need to
build a following.
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♪ Backdoor lover
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[ Screaming ]
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Look, skanky had a rock show,
and nobody came.
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did you guys all coordine
before you left the hous,
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Or are you wearing
the same thing by accident ?
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At least we're not
wearing stupid bunny ears.
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They're not bunny.
They're leopard.
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And they're not stupid.
They're special.
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- We're special.
- Yeah, special... Ed.
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[ laughing ]
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enjoy the gutters, josie.
you'll be playing there
forever.
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[ laughing continues]
[ engine revs ]
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♪ Backdoor lover
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hey. Hey, come .
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Who's a rock star ?
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Who's a rock star ?
I am.
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That's right.
There you go.
[ Laughs ]
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[ child ]
slow dow!
[ child ] no wa!
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[ Chattering ]
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♪ [ hard rock
guitar instrumental ]
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♪ [ continues ]
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[ josie's voice ]
♪ so I'm tellin' you
boyfriend ♪
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♪ that you never met a gl
like me before ♪
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♪ I'm not gonna wait
a long time ♪
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♪ better make up your mind
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♪ are you in, are you ou
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♪ shake it up, shake it down
wanna scream, wanna shout-- ♪
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[ record scratches ]
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Alan m, what's--
what's goin' on ?
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Uh, the, uh, truck died.
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[ clicking]
♪ josie
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♪ Did I bust the carburetor
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♪ overload the alternato
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Jump in anytime.
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♪ Abused the accelerator
nice.
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You can't drive this uphill
when it's hot outside.
I told you.
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You don't deserve
a truck this good.
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You totally
take it for granted.
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♪ Takin' my truck
for granted ♪
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♪ she says I'm taking
my truck for granted ♪
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Um, jose ?
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Did, uh--
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Did you ever want to tell
someone something, but--
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But you weren't sure
if you should, you know ?
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Yeah.
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'Cause you didn't know what
their reaction might be or if
it was the right thing to do ?
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You should tell them.
You should always tell them.
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'Cause there's
this guy at work,
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And he just reeks, you know ?
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The guy ?
Yeah.
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Smelly guy.
Oh, god, josie, no,
not just smelly.
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I'm talking, like,
hot, wet garbage
on a sunny day.
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i think there's a problem.
it's like a stadium bathrom
or something.
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no one seems to want
to say anything about it.
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I know you would say
something though, right ?
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yeah. See, that's
what I love about yo.
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We can just talk about stuff.
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That's what I'm here for.
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- That's so cool.
- Ah !
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♪ I wish you wel
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♪ couldn't you tell
after all these year♪
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Mmm ! Good ramen.
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I don't think people know
how far one pack can go.
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Honk, honk.
Who brought doughnuts ?
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I hope you don't think
that this makes up for
your missing our gig.
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Sure we didn't miss much.
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Nice management skills,
brother. Build yourself
a nice fat girl group.
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Hello, alexandra.
Have you lost some weight ?
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Bite me, bambi !
Okay, alexandra, why don't
you go wait in the car ?
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Make me, nose job.
Implants.
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Penile-- ow !
Oh, I'm sorry.
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that's the second tie
today, isn't it ?
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00:14:47,120 --> 00:14:51,122
Ow ! Ow.
So, ladies,
how'd our set go ?
240
00:14:51,124 --> 00:14:53,958
you would know
if you had been ther.
241
00:14:53,960 --> 00:14:57,161
Hey, honey, I'm running
a management company here.
I can't be everywhere at once.
242
00:14:57,163 --> 00:14:58,897
Wouldn't that be cool
though if you could ?
243
00:15:00,599 --> 00:15:03,968
I could be here and in there,
244
00:15:03,970 --> 00:15:06,638
And I could be
in the living room...
245
00:15:06,640 --> 00:15:10,441
and in the family room
and over here !
246
00:15:10,443 --> 00:15:14,979
Alexander, you don't
have any other clients.
Where else do you need to be ?
247
00:15:14,981 --> 00:15:18,683
On the streets, spreading
the gospel of the pussycats.
248
00:15:18,685 --> 00:15:21,286
I'm out there working
my butt off for you guys.
249
00:15:21,288 --> 00:15:24,188
I'm handing out fliers.
I'm working the masses.
250
00:15:24,190 --> 00:15:25,990
Waiting in line
for dujour tickets.
251
00:15:27,192 --> 00:15:29,460
It's for business.
I-- it, uh--
252
00:15:29,462 --> 00:15:33,398
Checking out the competition.
I don't like dujour,
like, it's dujour.
253
00:15:33,400 --> 00:15:36,701
And I could be
back in this room, and
I could go in the closet !
254
00:15:36,703 --> 00:15:41,205
Hello ? Uh-huh.
You want a demo tape
of the pussycats ?
255
00:15:41,207 --> 00:15:45,410
- Your phone didn't even ring.
- It's on vibrate.
256
00:15:45,412 --> 00:15:47,946
- Um, so-- so, yeah.
I gotta go right now.
- And then--
257
00:15:47,948 --> 00:15:51,015
You want it right now ?
Okay, yeah. So, I'll see
you guys later.
258
00:15:51,017 --> 00:15:53,051
All right, I'm on it.
You guys know he's lying.
259
00:15:54,353 --> 00:15:56,721
You know your fly is open.
260
00:15:58,023 --> 00:15:59,424
[ laughing]
261
00:16:00,359 --> 00:16:02,427
You know, you... Suck !
262
00:16:08,067 --> 00:16:12,103
That's perfect.
Even our manager wants
to see another band.
263
00:16:12,105 --> 00:16:13,438
You guys, come here quick.
264
00:16:17,743 --> 00:16:20,244
Hi. I'm serena altschul
with mtv news.
265
00:16:20,246 --> 00:16:22,480
We have just received
a confirmed report...
266
00:16:22,482 --> 00:16:25,750
That the members of pop
sensation dujour disappeared
in their private jet today,
267
00:16:25,752 --> 00:16:28,519
Vanishing from radar
40 miles east of riverdale.
268
00:16:28,521 --> 00:16:32,357
authorities are still trying
to determine the whereabouts
of the plane...
269
00:16:32,359 --> 00:16:34,425
and if there are
any survivors.
270
00:16:34,427 --> 00:16:37,528
dujour's label,
megarecords, has yet
to release a statement,
271
00:16:37,530 --> 00:16:40,231
But they have
released a limited-edition
commemorative box set,
272
00:16:40,233 --> 00:16:44,135
Complete with a cd-rom history
of dujour in stores tomorrow.
273
00:16:44,137 --> 00:16:46,270
Those poor boys.
we will keep you posted as to
any further developments...
274
00:16:46,272 --> 00:16:50,141
In what seems to be yet
another rock-and-roll tragedy.
275
00:16:50,143 --> 00:16:54,779
But they didn't
say they were dead.
They said they were missing.
276
00:16:54,781 --> 00:16:59,283
I say we raise money
for a search party,
and we hold a bake sale !
277
00:16:59,285 --> 00:17:01,019
Yes !
[ Giggles ]
278
00:17:05,324 --> 00:17:07,091
Man, that is so sad.
279
00:17:08,527 --> 00:17:10,128
[ josie ]
it can all be over in a flash.
280
00:17:12,431 --> 00:17:16,501
You know, but at least
they had a record deal.
281
00:17:18,337 --> 00:17:20,805
We can have a record deal.
282
00:17:20,807 --> 00:17:22,774
It's just that
we can't sit around here
waiting for it to happen.
283
00:17:24,410 --> 00:17:26,811
We have to make it happen.
284
00:17:26,813 --> 00:17:31,549
And you know what ?
Life-- life is short.
285
00:17:31,551 --> 00:17:35,053
And we-- we are musicians,
and that means...
286
00:17:35,055 --> 00:17:37,321
That we should be
out there playing music.
287
00:17:37,323 --> 00:17:40,491
We do play, and we rock,
but nobody shows.
288
00:17:40,493 --> 00:17:45,797
Nobody cares.
I care. I do.
And you know what ?
289
00:17:45,799 --> 00:17:48,299
When life gives you lemons,
you make lemonade, and
when the going gets tough--
290
00:17:48,301 --> 00:17:49,801
The tough make lemonade !
291
00:17:52,237 --> 00:17:53,371
Right !
292
00:17:53,373 --> 00:17:55,807
Good. We're all
on the same page.
293
00:17:55,809 --> 00:17:58,476
Pack up your bass.
This way.
294
00:17:58,478 --> 00:18:01,379
♪ the best things
in life are free ♪
295
00:18:01,381 --> 00:18:04,282
♪ but you can keep them
for the birds and bees♪
296
00:18:04,284 --> 00:18:07,318
♪ give me money
♪ that's what I want
297
00:18:07,320 --> 00:18:10,354
♪ that's what I want
298
00:18:10,356 --> 00:18:13,825
♪ that's what I want, yeah
299
00:18:13,827 --> 00:18:15,560
♪ that's what I want
300
00:18:17,229 --> 00:18:20,198
♪ give me money
301
00:18:20,200 --> 00:18:22,800
♪ lots of money
302
00:18:22,802 --> 00:18:25,369
♪ just give me money
303
00:18:25,371 --> 00:18:29,807
I live for these pink shoes.
Yeah, they are so much
cooler than our red shoes.
304
00:18:29,809 --> 00:18:32,643
You guys,
pink is the new red.
[ All giggling ]
305
00:18:36,882 --> 00:18:39,117
Wyatt frame.
I'm with the label.
306
00:18:39,119 --> 00:18:41,152
I'm in town scouting
new talent,
307
00:18:41,154 --> 00:18:44,188
And I wondered if there
was anyone worth hearing.
308
00:18:44,190 --> 00:18:46,390
I saw the card, man,
but I missed everything else.
309
00:18:46,392 --> 00:18:48,526
Why don't you start over
while I change songs ?
310
00:18:48,528 --> 00:18:53,631
No, wait ! Play this.
It's the new single
from dujour...
311
00:18:53,633 --> 00:18:57,869
Recorded just a few days ago
before the... Disappearance.
312
00:18:57,871 --> 00:18:59,871
I'd really like
to test the reaction.
313
00:19:00,639 --> 00:19:01,672
Right on.
314
00:19:04,877 --> 00:19:09,147
Check this out, y'all !
I got the world premiere
of the last single ever...
315
00:19:09,149 --> 00:19:12,250
From the late, great dujour
just for all you in the store.
316
00:19:12,252 --> 00:19:17,321
♪ yeah
♪ nobody rocks the mike
like dujour ♪
317
00:19:18,557 --> 00:19:22,426
♪ ride on your motorbike
with dujour ♪
318
00:19:22,428 --> 00:19:26,430
♪ kickin' it in the benz
319
00:19:26,432 --> 00:19:29,300
♪ bangin' 'round the world--
this is the best !
320
00:19:29,302 --> 00:19:32,303
I love this song !
It's their best ever.
321
00:19:32,305 --> 00:19:34,672
If I don't buy it,
everybody's gonna hate me.
Totally !
322
00:19:34,674 --> 00:19:37,675
And, I also want
orange shoes.
Yeah !
323
00:19:37,677 --> 00:19:40,444
Orange shoes are
so much cooler than
these stupid pink shoes.
324
00:19:40,446 --> 00:19:44,248
You guys, orange
is the new pink !
[ Screams ]
325
00:19:44,250 --> 00:19:48,452
I am sick of my reebok sweats.
I need some puma sweats.
326
00:19:48,454 --> 00:19:51,189
And I gotta buy
a six-pack of zima.
327
00:19:51,191 --> 00:19:54,292
Dude, you don't drink.
I think I should start.
328
00:19:57,329 --> 00:20:00,398
Yes, I think they responded
to that very well actually.
329
00:20:00,400 --> 00:20:03,267
[ woman ]
i think that song suck.
330
00:20:03,269 --> 00:20:05,436
I plug my ears when
crap like that comes on.
331
00:20:05,438 --> 00:20:08,606
Really ? Everybody else
seemed to like it.
332
00:20:08,608 --> 00:20:10,942
That's because they're
mindless drones
333
00:20:10,944 --> 00:20:13,277
Who will gobble up anything
you tell them is cool.
334
00:20:14,379 --> 00:20:18,282
I see. Wow !
You're a real free thinker,
aren't you ?
335
00:20:19,651 --> 00:20:22,520
I'd love to talk
to you some more.
336
00:20:22,522 --> 00:20:24,622
People in the recording
industry, like me,
337
00:20:24,624 --> 00:20:28,292
Always want to hear
the opinion of individuals
like yourself...
338
00:20:28,294 --> 00:20:29,393
To find out what
we're doing wrong.
339
00:20:31,296 --> 00:20:34,932
Yeah, right.
How much time do you have ?
340
00:20:34,934 --> 00:20:38,002
As much as you want.
After you.
341
00:20:39,504 --> 00:20:40,771
Smells like teen spirit.
342
00:20:41,940 --> 00:20:45,309
Well, this must be
my lucky day.
343
00:20:45,311 --> 00:20:48,512
A real nonconformist.
I'm so interested to hear
what else you have to say.
344
00:20:48,514 --> 00:20:53,017
Well, first of all,
I don't understand--
345
00:20:53,019 --> 00:20:55,386
Gosh, that's fascinating.
[ Phone rings ]
346
00:20:56,655 --> 00:20:59,523
- Frame.
- I'm waiting.
347
00:20:59,525 --> 00:21:02,493
I'm on to it, fiona.
You wouldn't
believe this place.
348
00:21:02,495 --> 00:21:08,266
Stop making excuses
and get your ass back here
with a band.
349
00:21:08,268 --> 00:21:12,036
Tomorrow. I'll have
a new band for you first thing
in the morning. I swear !
350
00:21:12,038 --> 00:21:14,272
Then you'll still
have a job-- maybe.
351
00:21:16,775 --> 00:21:19,644
Just put this thing up ?
Yeah.
352
00:21:21,780 --> 00:21:26,651
Okay, girls, this is it.
Pussycats unplugged.
Let's hear it.
353
00:21:27,653 --> 00:21:30,554
One, two. One, two, three !
354
00:21:30,556 --> 00:21:34,058
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hey.
What do you think
you're doing ?
355
00:21:34,060 --> 00:21:38,296
You can't play here.
I've got things to sell.
They're new. They're orange.
356
00:21:38,298 --> 00:21:42,366
- So ?
- So, look at you. You're--
357
00:21:42,368 --> 00:21:45,069
Who's gonna come into
my store with you outside ?
358
00:21:45,071 --> 00:21:46,037
The last I checked,
this was a free country.
359
00:21:47,606 --> 00:21:49,473
The last I checked,
I was calling the cops.
360
00:21:53,679 --> 00:21:55,813
"get your ass back he
with a band."
361
00:21:57,416 --> 00:21:59,850
I'd like to see her
move her ass once, just once.
362
00:22:02,087 --> 00:22:03,821
Like he's really
gonna call the cops.
363
00:22:04,756 --> 00:22:07,591
[ siren wailing ]
run !
364
00:22:07,593 --> 00:22:11,395
[ man ]
♪ ooh
this is impossible.
365
00:22:11,397 --> 00:22:12,863
Where the hell
am I supposed to find a--
366
00:22:12,865 --> 00:22:15,066
♪ come on, hold on tight
367
00:22:18,737 --> 00:22:20,805
♪ though it's cold
and lonely ♪
368
00:22:20,807 --> 00:22:23,708
♪ in the deep dark night
369
00:22:24,843 --> 00:22:28,045
♪ I can see paradise
370
00:22:28,047 --> 00:22:31,415
♪ by the dashboard light
371
00:22:32,484 --> 00:22:35,353
♪ though it's cold
and lonely ♪
372
00:22:35,355 --> 00:22:37,755
♪ in the deep dark night
373
00:22:38,857 --> 00:22:44,428
Hello, ladies.
Wyatt frame, megarecords.
374
00:22:44,430 --> 00:22:48,432
♪ paradise by
the dashboard light ♪
375
00:22:48,434 --> 00:22:51,402
girls, I can't tell u
how happy I am
to be sitting...
376
00:22:51,404 --> 00:22:52,837
At this table
with the pussy hats.
377
00:22:54,606 --> 00:22:55,840
Pussycats.
378
00:22:55,842 --> 00:23:00,144
Yes, of course. Of course,
that would explain why
you're not wearing any.
379
00:23:00,146 --> 00:23:01,512
[ laughs ]
380
00:23:03,448 --> 00:23:05,416
Hats.
381
00:23:05,418 --> 00:23:08,886
Okay, I speak on behalf
of everyone at the label...
382
00:23:08,888 --> 00:23:12,857
When I say that we'd love
for you to sign with...
Megarecords.
383
00:23:14,693 --> 00:23:17,395
whoa, wait, whoa.
don't sign anythin.
don't sign anythin.
384
00:23:17,397 --> 00:23:20,831
- Who is this ?
- Alexander cabot iii.
I'm the pussycats' manager.
385
00:23:20,833 --> 00:23:25,569
Really ? In that case,
you'll be entitled to 15%
of everything they make.
386
00:23:25,571 --> 00:23:28,906
I'm his sister, alexandra.
Love the accent.
Thank you.
387
00:23:28,908 --> 00:23:31,509
I used to summer
on the continent.
Fancy a snog ?
388
00:23:31,511 --> 00:23:33,477
Fancy a mint ?
389
00:23:33,479 --> 00:23:35,813
Wait a minute.
You want to sign us ?
390
00:23:35,815 --> 00:23:38,115
You've never even
heard us play.
391
00:23:38,117 --> 00:23:41,819
Oh ! Oh, oh.
I'm sorry. Forgive me.
392
00:23:41,821 --> 00:23:45,556
I thought you were a rock band
that wanted to sign with
a major label. My bad.
393
00:23:45,558 --> 00:23:47,691
- No, no, no !
- No !
394
00:23:47,693 --> 00:23:52,430
No. No. It's--
I didn't know it could
happen this fast.
395
00:23:52,432 --> 00:23:55,733
Well, that's the music biz
for you.
396
00:23:55,735 --> 00:23:58,135
If you wait for it
to slow down,
it might pass you by.
397
00:23:58,137 --> 00:23:58,969
look what happened
to the beastie boy.
398
00:24:00,572 --> 00:24:03,674
- But they're huge stars.
- I know.
399
00:24:10,215 --> 00:24:12,183
Excuse me.
I have to--
400
00:24:15,187 --> 00:24:16,821
- Bathroom ?
- Yeah, me too.
401
00:24:17,956 --> 00:24:20,591
I went before we left.
Good for you.
402
00:24:20,593 --> 00:24:22,960
You should always
try to go to the bathroom
before you leave the house,
403
00:24:22,962 --> 00:24:24,595
Even if you don't have to--
404
00:24:25,730 --> 00:24:29,900
[ Gasping ]
okay, this is crazy.
405
00:24:29,902 --> 00:24:32,536
Beep-beep. Gotta gloss.
It won't hide the mustache.
406
00:24:32,538 --> 00:24:34,505
Honk, honk.
Alexander !
407
00:24:34,507 --> 00:24:37,208
I should be here.
It's a ladies' room.
408
00:24:37,210 --> 00:24:40,611
Nothing I haven't seen before.
Does anyone have change
for a tampon ?
409
00:24:40,613 --> 00:24:41,545
I'll be outside.
410
00:24:42,714 --> 00:24:44,482
[ Slams ]
411
00:24:44,484 --> 00:24:47,551
Does anyone else think
this is a little off ?
412
00:24:47,553 --> 00:24:51,755
Like what ?
Like that wyatt guy,
for one.
413
00:24:51,757 --> 00:24:54,825
Like how he ordered
a triple cappuccino
and scooped off all the foam.
414
00:24:54,827 --> 00:24:56,760
Why not just get an espresso ?
415
00:24:56,762 --> 00:24:58,262
Plus how he kept
folding his napkin
416
00:24:58,264 --> 00:25:00,764
Like he's afraid he
doesn't have
any real friends ?
417
00:25:00,766 --> 00:25:04,902
Just people who want
to use him because
he's a big music guy.
418
00:25:04,904 --> 00:25:08,939
Yeah. But I was talking
more about the whole
record contract thing.
419
00:25:08,941 --> 00:25:11,642
It is super sudden.
It is.
420
00:25:11,944 --> 00:25:17,615
You said we have to
go out there and make
things happen, and we did.
421
00:25:17,617 --> 00:25:20,985
I know. I just think maybe
we should think about this
for a second.
422
00:25:26,024 --> 00:25:28,025
[ All screaming ]
423
00:25:30,295 --> 00:25:33,664
Gee, josie,
how exciting for you.
424
00:25:33,666 --> 00:25:36,734
You'll get to go away and
make a record, and poor alan m
will have to stay behind...
425
00:25:36,736 --> 00:25:39,637
In riverdale
all alone with me.
426
00:25:41,540 --> 00:25:43,941
I cannot believe they let you
bring me to the city with you.
427
00:25:43,943 --> 00:25:45,276
Shh.
What ?
428
00:25:46,244 --> 00:25:48,612
I had to tell them that
you're my guitar tech, so--
429
00:25:49,814 --> 00:25:51,015
[ whispers ]
guitar tech. Right.
430
00:25:53,919 --> 00:25:56,287
♪ [ guitar ]
431
00:25:56,289 --> 00:25:59,557
You know what ?
I still don't understand
why you're here.
432
00:25:59,559 --> 00:26:01,759
- I'm here because
I was in the comic book.
- What ?
433
00:26:02,661 --> 00:26:03,661
Nothing.
434
00:26:05,964 --> 00:26:07,731
[ Moans ]
whoa !
435
00:26:07,733 --> 00:26:09,967
[ Laughs ]
what's up, big butt ?
436
00:26:10,769 --> 00:26:13,571
Shut up.
437
00:26:13,573 --> 00:26:16,307
Hey, you guys.
You know how people always
say that this is the life ?
438
00:26:17,742 --> 00:26:19,977
I think this is
when they say it.
439
00:26:19,979 --> 00:26:21,745
Private plane.
Record deal.
440
00:26:21,747 --> 00:26:23,847
Coasters.
441
00:26:23,849 --> 00:26:26,717
Loads of cash.
♪ [ guitar ]
442
00:26:26,719 --> 00:26:28,319
Scratch that.
We still poor.
443
00:26:30,789 --> 00:26:33,324
Pardon ? Hang on.
♪ I want to know
why you are-- ♪
444
00:26:35,994 --> 00:26:37,328
[ Phone beeps ]
yes ?
445
00:26:38,863 --> 00:26:40,664
At least I don't think
I need this anymore.
446
00:26:41,766 --> 00:26:42,600
Riverdale muni bus pass.
447
00:26:44,336 --> 00:26:46,737
guys, you know what ?
448
00:26:46,739 --> 00:26:49,740
we have the only bus passes
with three people
in the picture.
449
00:26:51,776 --> 00:26:53,877
[ Sighs ]
it's not my fault you both
jumped in on mine.
450
00:26:53,879 --> 00:26:55,946
Okay, no, you both
jumped in on mine.
451
00:26:55,948 --> 00:26:57,348
[ Laughs ]
452
00:26:58,083 --> 00:26:59,750
We should keep these.
453
00:27:01,019 --> 00:27:02,152
Remind us where we came from.
454
00:27:02,154 --> 00:27:07,625
hey, listen, let's promise
each other something...
455
00:27:07,627 --> 00:27:10,394
Right here
and right now, okay ?
456
00:27:10,396 --> 00:27:14,965
No matter what happens--
if we become huge stars...
457
00:27:14,967 --> 00:27:19,903
Or if we end up hitchhiking
back to riverdale,
458
00:27:19,905 --> 00:27:24,074
We will always
be friends first
and a band second.
459
00:27:27,379 --> 00:27:30,648
Friends first.
Friends first.
460
00:27:30,650 --> 00:27:33,917
I swear on my bus pass ?
[ Together ]
I swear on my bus pass.
461
00:27:33,919 --> 00:27:35,019
[ All laughing ]
462
00:27:40,025 --> 00:27:43,727
Don't worry, lex.
We're not going to have
any trouble with these girls.
463
00:27:44,763 --> 00:27:45,729
Oh, no.
464
00:27:52,070 --> 00:27:55,139
♪ but I feel good
yeah, I feel fin♪
465
00:27:57,676 --> 00:28:00,711
♪ I stop complaini'
all the time ♪
466
00:28:02,914 --> 00:28:07,818
♪ you'll get yours
and, baby, I'll get mine ♪
467
00:28:07,820 --> 00:28:08,852
♪ yeah
468
00:28:10,955 --> 00:28:15,793
♪ so don't be foold
by what you see ♪
469
00:28:15,795 --> 00:28:19,863
♪ in movies, magazines
and on tv ♪
470
00:28:22,400 --> 00:28:26,870
♪ 'cause what do they know
about you and me ♪
471
00:28:28,106 --> 00:28:30,974
♪ we don't care
what they say ♪
472
00:28:30,976 --> 00:28:34,478
♪ we'll be all rigt
we'll be okay ♪
473
00:28:34,480 --> 00:28:36,947
♪ Na, na, na, na, nah
na, na, na, na, nah ♪
474
00:28:36,949 --> 00:28:38,749
♪ Yeah, yeah
475
00:28:38,751 --> 00:28:41,952
na, na, na, na, nah ♪
476
00:28:41,954 --> 00:28:44,922
yeah, yeah ♪
477
00:28:44,924 --> 00:28:47,191
♪ stand up straight
and stand up tall ♪
478
00:28:48,893 --> 00:28:53,097
♪ ain't got to waste your time
in shopping malls ♪
479
00:28:55,767 --> 00:29:00,904
♪ slam the door and
let's tear down the wall♪
480
00:29:00,906 --> 00:29:03,941
♪ crank it up
let's mess around ♪
481
00:29:03,943 --> 00:29:06,744
♪ be who you are
'cause you're a star♪
482
00:29:06,746 --> 00:29:09,513
♪ na, na, na, na, nah
na, na, na, na, nah ♪
483
00:29:09,515 --> 00:29:12,850
yeah, yeah ♪
♪ you are a star
484
00:29:12,852 --> 00:29:15,085
na, na, na, na, nah ♪
485
00:29:15,087 --> 00:29:19,156
yeah, yeah ♪
486
00:29:19,158 --> 00:29:22,226
♪ yeah
487
00:29:25,930 --> 00:29:27,965
Geez. It's so huge.
488
00:29:29,934 --> 00:29:32,236
Oh, this is only
the beginning.
489
00:29:33,471 --> 00:29:36,940
are you sure you should be
putting that up already ?
490
00:29:36,942 --> 00:29:39,877
I mean, we haven't even
recorded anything yet.
491
00:29:41,012 --> 00:29:42,312
What if you don't like it ?
492
00:29:44,549 --> 00:29:46,950
What if nobody likes it ?
493
00:29:46,952 --> 00:29:49,186
Don't worry.
If you screw up, we'll just
put somebody else up there.
494
00:29:50,989 --> 00:29:53,056
[ Laughing ]
495
00:29:53,058 --> 00:29:55,159
[ Laughing continues ]
496
00:29:58,530 --> 00:29:59,930
Hey, wyatt ?
Hmm ?
497
00:29:59,932 --> 00:30:01,565
They've got
our name wrong.
Hmm ?
498
00:30:01,567 --> 00:30:03,500
we're not josie
and the pussycat.
499
00:30:03,502 --> 00:30:07,838
We're just
the pussycats.
Oh, no, josie's the singer.
500
00:30:07,840 --> 00:30:11,275
The public needs someone
out front to identify with.
Trust me.
501
00:30:11,277 --> 00:30:14,211
Our studies have shown
that bands that have the word
"and" in the title...
502
00:30:14,213 --> 00:30:17,881
Sell twice as many records
as those that don't.
503
00:30:17,883 --> 00:30:21,985
What about the beatles
or the rolling stones
or the backstreet boys?
504
00:30:21,987 --> 00:30:23,854
Yes, if you want
to split hairs, yes,
of course, obviously.
505
00:30:23,856 --> 00:30:27,224
Yes, yes, but, come on.
506
00:30:27,226 --> 00:30:31,128
Would you be more
interested in a band called
simply the pussycats,
507
00:30:31,130 --> 00:30:35,599
Or are you more likely to
buy a cd or read a comic...
508
00:30:35,601 --> 00:30:39,903
Or watch a cartoon
or go and see a movie about
a trio of luscious ladies...
509
00:30:39,905 --> 00:30:43,273
Called josie
and the pussycats ?
510
00:30:43,275 --> 00:30:46,076
Hmm ?
It does have
a nice ring to it.
511
00:30:46,078 --> 00:30:47,211
Oh, yes.
512
00:30:54,152 --> 00:30:56,587
Hey !
513
00:30:56,589 --> 00:30:59,323
Oh, so sorry, valerie.
I had no idea
you weren't in here.
514
00:30:59,325 --> 00:31:00,891
Ha, ha. Come on.
515
00:31:05,296 --> 00:31:07,598
[ melody ]
more coasters.
[ giggles ]
516
00:31:16,040 --> 00:31:18,175
What did I tell you, fiona ?
It couldn't be better.
517
00:31:18,177 --> 00:31:22,646
Just think christina aguliera
times three except one of them
is incredibly tan,
518
00:31:22,648 --> 00:31:24,948
Or else t.l.c.
With two white chicks,
519
00:31:24,950 --> 00:31:27,150
Or, um, hole !
520
00:31:27,152 --> 00:31:29,920
Wyatt, I get it without
the stupid analogies.
521
00:31:29,922 --> 00:31:31,655
Put them in the studio
tomorrow. We'll talk later.
522
00:31:31,657 --> 00:31:32,990
The feds are here
with some foreigners.
523
00:31:32,992 --> 00:31:37,261
- You won't be disappointed.
- I'd better not be.
524
00:31:37,263 --> 00:31:39,363
We can't afford
another dujour disaster.
525
00:31:41,666 --> 00:31:44,201
- Welcome.
- [ Foreign language ]
526
00:31:44,203 --> 00:31:48,038
I'm sure you're wondering why
agent kelly and the
united states government...
527
00:31:48,040 --> 00:31:50,073
Would be so interested
in what appears to be
a record company.
528
00:31:51,676 --> 00:31:52,576
well, I'm about
to show you why.
529
00:31:55,013 --> 00:31:57,981
- [ Beeping ]
- [ whirring ]
530
00:32:22,206 --> 00:32:26,109
this... Is what our operation
really does.
531
00:32:26,111 --> 00:32:28,278
[ woman ]
blue is the new oran.
532
00:32:28,280 --> 00:32:31,315
[ fiona ]
this is where it starts--
the fads, the fashions,
533
00:32:31,317 --> 00:32:32,716
the product placement.
534
00:32:33,452 --> 00:32:39,356
we control the
most influential demographic
of the population.
535
00:32:39,358 --> 00:32:44,361
We decide everything--
from what clothes are in style
to what slang is in vogue.
536
00:32:44,363 --> 00:32:48,966
Feather tank tops,
matching pants. Kind of
a buffy meets chicken run.
537
00:32:48,968 --> 00:32:51,034
Feathers are
the new rhinestones.
538
00:32:51,036 --> 00:32:53,136
The new word for cool
will be "jerkin'," as in,
539
00:32:53,138 --> 00:32:55,339
"Dude, that's jerkin'."
That's dirty.
540
00:32:55,341 --> 00:32:57,708
[ fiona ]
this is the epicenter
of all trends.
541
00:32:57,710 --> 00:33:01,979
we turn your world into
one giant tv commercia.
542
00:33:01,981 --> 00:33:06,416
But how, you may ask,
can our operation
be so effective ?
543
00:33:09,053 --> 00:33:14,057
sure these kids have bras
like play-doh, just waitg
to be molded into shape,
544
00:33:14,059 --> 00:33:16,193
But something else
must be going on, right ?
545
00:33:17,395 --> 00:33:19,096
The chinese guy knows
what I'm talking about.
546
00:33:21,199 --> 00:33:23,333
to answer some
of your questions,
547
00:33:23,335 --> 00:33:25,736
We've produced
a short educational film.
548
00:33:27,271 --> 00:33:28,305
Lights !
549
00:33:28,307 --> 00:33:31,274
[ Beeps ]
550
00:33:31,276 --> 00:33:34,244
Hello. I'm eugene levy,
551
00:33:34,246 --> 00:33:36,513
And, yes, I'm an actor.
552
00:33:36,515 --> 00:33:39,082
No, I said cappuccino.
553
00:33:39,084 --> 00:33:42,019
I'm here to talk to you
about something
very important.
554
00:33:42,021 --> 00:33:44,521
No, it's not about me
or my career.
555
00:33:44,523 --> 00:33:48,091
I'm here to talk about
subliminal messages
in rock-and-roll music...
556
00:33:48,093 --> 00:33:52,462
Or as it's simply known
in some cultures-- rock music.
557
00:33:52,464 --> 00:33:56,566
for years the government
has been wisely
coercing teenagers...
558
00:33:56,568 --> 00:34:00,237
to buy products
they normally wouldn't wt
just to get their money.
559
00:34:00,239 --> 00:34:02,039
Fact: kids don't
have bills to pay.
560
00:34:02,041 --> 00:34:04,241
Fact: they don't pay taxes,
561
00:34:04,243 --> 00:34:07,310
But they do baby-sit
and hold minimum-wage jobs...
562
00:34:07,312 --> 00:34:10,514
That earn them wads of cash
as thick as, well,
my body of work.
563
00:34:12,817 --> 00:34:16,153
but these kids today
aren't dumb.
564
00:34:16,155 --> 00:34:22,392
that's why the government has
been planting small subliminal
advertising suggestions...
565
00:34:22,394 --> 00:34:25,062
in today's rock music.
566
00:34:25,064 --> 00:34:28,465
the results ?
we can now get these kids
to buy just about anythi.
567
00:34:28,467 --> 00:34:31,301
We can have them chasing
a new trend every week,
568
00:34:31,303 --> 00:34:33,470
And that is good
for the economy.
569
00:34:33,472 --> 00:34:36,573
And what's good
for the economy
is good for the country.
570
00:34:36,575 --> 00:34:39,443
So god bless
the united states of america,
571
00:34:39,445 --> 00:34:42,279
The most ass-kicking country
in the world.
572
00:34:42,281 --> 00:34:43,480
[ Beeps ]
573
00:34:46,484 --> 00:34:49,219
[ German accent ]
how can you control
the rock bands ?
574
00:34:49,221 --> 00:34:51,154
what if they find out
about the hidden messages
in their music ?
575
00:34:52,590 --> 00:34:55,459
Ever wonder why so many rock
stars die in plane crashes ?
576
00:34:57,862 --> 00:34:59,162
Overdose on drugs !
577
00:35:01,265 --> 00:35:03,834
we've been doing this
a long time.
578
00:35:03,836 --> 00:35:07,237
if they start
to get too curious,
our options are endles.
579
00:35:07,239 --> 00:35:10,240
Bankruptcy, shocking scandals,
religious conversions.
580
00:35:10,242 --> 00:35:13,877
We've created
a highly-rated tv show...
581
00:35:13,879 --> 00:35:15,612
Just to explain
what happens to these people.
582
00:35:16,481 --> 00:35:17,347
[ beeps ]
583
00:35:25,456 --> 00:35:27,657
[ Foreign language ]
584
00:35:28,426 --> 00:35:30,360
[ applause continues ]
585
00:35:35,299 --> 00:35:36,266
Wow.
586
00:35:37,535 --> 00:35:40,537
The walls are mushy.
587
00:35:40,539 --> 00:35:43,173
[ giggle]
we brought
some equipment in.
588
00:35:43,841 --> 00:35:45,509
i assume it's to your liking.
589
00:35:48,412 --> 00:35:49,379
They're brand new.
590
00:35:51,149 --> 00:35:53,917
I like this.
It's got shiny knobs.
591
00:35:53,919 --> 00:35:57,587
No. No, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no.
592
00:35:57,589 --> 00:36:01,224
No, no, no, no, no.
thwe do not touch.
593
00:36:01,226 --> 00:36:02,893
It's only the most expensive
piece of equipment
in the studio.
594
00:36:04,395 --> 00:36:07,330
the megasound 8000.
595
00:36:07,332 --> 00:36:11,601
Although the name sounds
ominous, it's actually
just a high-tech processor.
596
00:36:11,603 --> 00:36:13,670
How does it work ?
Why do you need
to know that ?
597
00:36:15,339 --> 00:36:17,207
What is it, a big secret
or something ?
598
00:36:18,209 --> 00:36:21,378
a big secret.
wyatt's got a secret.
599
00:36:21,380 --> 00:36:25,549
It's not a secret. Stop it.
I'll tell you. I'll show you.
600
00:36:25,551 --> 00:36:28,351
- [ Whirring ]
- play a little something
for me, would you ?
601
00:36:36,928 --> 00:36:39,563
♪ It took six whole hours
602
00:36:39,565 --> 00:36:42,232
603
00:36:42,234 --> 00:36:45,368
♪ For all your lies
to come undone ♪
604
00:36:46,704 --> 00:36:49,573
605
00:36:49,575 --> 00:36:52,609
♪ Were way too late
606
00:36:52,611 --> 00:36:57,380
♪ 'Cause you can't see
that I'm the one ♪
607
00:37:01,352 --> 00:37:04,387
Perfect ! Now, this will
just take a moment.
608
00:37:06,390 --> 00:37:07,958
[ voices overlapping]
609
00:37:09,393 --> 00:37:12,395
And now I'll play it back
with megasound.
610
00:37:13,564 --> 00:37:18,235
♪ and those three small words
were way too late ♪
611
00:37:18,736 --> 00:37:20,470
Is that us ?
612
00:37:20,472 --> 00:37:22,372
♪ you can't see
613
00:37:22,374 --> 00:37:23,273
It sounds so--
614
00:37:24,742 --> 00:37:27,244
- I want a big mac.
- What ?
615
00:37:28,413 --> 00:37:33,516
I know, but
suddenly I want one. Maybe
on the way back to the hotel ?
616
00:37:33,518 --> 00:37:36,987
Okay, as long as we can
stop by foot locker too.
617
00:37:36,989 --> 00:37:39,256
I'm dying for a pair
of old-school tretorns.
618
00:37:39,258 --> 00:37:40,991
Jerkin' tretorns
are the new adidas.
619
00:37:42,527 --> 00:37:48,465
ladies, now should I drop you
back at riverdale mall, or are
you ready to make a record ?
620
00:37:49,533 --> 00:37:50,734
come on !
621
00:37:55,640 --> 00:37:58,775
[ feedback whine ]
622
00:38:10,421 --> 00:38:12,289
[ drumsticks tapping ]
623
00:38:12,291 --> 00:38:15,425
one, two. One, two, thr.
624
00:38:15,427 --> 00:38:19,462
♪ Well, he looks at me with
those innocent eyes and says ♪
625
00:38:19,464 --> 00:38:21,698
♪ It looks like you're wearin'
some kind of disguise ♪
626
00:38:21,700 --> 00:38:25,502
♪ Because your hair sticks up
your shoes are untied ♪
627
00:38:25,504 --> 00:38:28,705
♪ I hope that you got
that shirt at half price♪
628
00:38:28,707 --> 00:38:31,675
♪ And every word I say
falls flat on the floor ♪
629
00:38:31,677 --> 00:38:35,478
♪ I try to tell a joke
he's heard it before ♪
630
00:38:35,480 --> 00:38:38,581
♪ and I don't think
that I can take it no more♪
631
00:38:38,583 --> 00:38:42,385
♪ he's driving me
right out my front door ♪
632
00:38:42,387 --> 00:38:45,588
♪ why do you do
what you do to me, baby ♪
633
00:38:45,590 --> 00:38:49,326
♪ you're shaking my confidence
driving me crazy ♪
634
00:38:49,328 --> 00:38:52,462
♪ you know if I could
i'd do anything for you ♪
635
00:38:52,464 --> 00:38:56,333
♪ please don't ignore me
'cause you know I adore you ♪
636
00:38:56,335 --> 00:38:59,536
♪ Can't you just pretend
to be nice ♪
637
00:38:59,538 --> 00:39:02,739
♪ Can you at least
pretend to be nice ♪
638
00:39:02,741 --> 00:39:06,476
♪ If you could just
pretend to be nice ♪
639
00:39:06,478 --> 00:39:10,347
♪ Then everything in my life
would be all right ♪
640
00:39:10,349 --> 00:39:13,550
♪ Oooh, wee, ooh, wee
oooh, wee, ooh, wee, ooh ♪
641
00:39:13,552 --> 00:39:16,653
♪ Oooh, wee, ooh, wee
oooh, wee, ooh, wee, ooh ♪
642
00:39:16,655 --> 00:39:19,055
This is the best cd ever !
643
00:39:19,057 --> 00:39:23,493
Yeah, and I want
some gatorade.
Gatorade is the new snapple !
644
00:39:23,495 --> 00:39:26,129
♪ and I tried so hard
just to figure him out ♪
645
00:39:26,131 --> 00:39:29,699
♪ but he won't tell me wt
he's been thinking about♪
646
00:39:29,701 --> 00:39:32,869
♪ and then he falls aslep
on the living room couch♪
647
00:39:32,871 --> 00:39:36,639
♪ with his sunglasses on
and his tongue hanging out♪
648
00:39:36,641 --> 00:39:39,642
♪ then he disappears
for a week at a time ♪
649
00:39:39,644 --> 00:39:43,780
♪ and then he shows up
just like everything's fine ♪
650
00:39:43,782 --> 00:39:46,883
♪ I don't get what goes n
in his mind ♪
651
00:39:46,885 --> 00:39:50,153
♪ but I'm tired of hearig
the same stupid lines ♪
652
00:39:50,155 --> 00:39:53,490
♪ Why do you do
what you do to me, baby ♪
653
00:39:53,492 --> 00:39:56,726
♪ You're shaking my confidence
driving me crazy ♪
654
00:39:56,728 --> 00:40:00,463
♪ You know if I could
I'd do anything for you ♪
655
00:40:00,465 --> 00:40:03,533
656
00:40:03,535 --> 00:40:06,803
♪ Can't you just pretend
to be nice ♪
657
00:40:06,805 --> 00:40:11,474
♪ could you at least
pretend to be nice ♪
658
00:40:11,476 --> 00:40:14,611
♪ if you'd just
pretend to be nice ♪
659
00:40:14,613 --> 00:40:17,647
♪ Everything in my life
would be all right ♪
660
00:40:17,649 --> 00:40:21,184
♪ oh, oh, oh, oh
oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
661
00:40:21,186 --> 00:40:24,654
662
00:40:24,656 --> 00:40:27,824
663
00:40:27,826 --> 00:40:30,760
♪ everything in my le
would be all right ♪
664
00:40:30,762 --> 00:40:33,930
♪ all right
♪ oh, oh, oh, oh
665
00:40:33,932 --> 00:40:37,600
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh
666
00:40:37,602 --> 00:40:41,704
667
00:40:41,706 --> 00:40:46,443
♪ everything in my life would
be all right, all right ♪
668
00:40:46,445 --> 00:40:50,880
669
00:40:52,716 --> 00:40:55,985
[ Screaming ]
670
00:40:58,222 --> 00:41:00,857
- This must be a misprint.
- [ Laughing ]
671
00:41:00,859 --> 00:41:03,660
- Yea !
- Wait !
672
00:41:06,864 --> 00:41:09,599
Does anyone else think
it's a little strange that
all this happened in a week ?
673
00:41:11,635 --> 00:41:13,203
[ Dialing ]
674
00:41:16,974 --> 00:41:18,875
No !
[ Screaming ]
675
00:41:18,877 --> 00:41:21,644
676
00:41:24,648 --> 00:41:26,516
[ Screaming ]
677
00:41:28,252 --> 00:41:30,220
- [ Screaming ]
- [ screaming ]
678
00:41:32,756 --> 00:41:34,891
- Who are you ?
- [ Screaming ]
679
00:41:36,227 --> 00:41:38,862
- We know them !
- [ Panting ]
680
00:41:38,864 --> 00:41:39,863
eww ! We do !
681
00:41:41,499 --> 00:41:43,967
Oh, my god ! We love you.
We're like your biggest fans !
682
00:41:43,969 --> 00:41:47,537
683
00:41:47,539 --> 00:41:49,772
- No, you're not. You hate us.
- Are you crazy ?
684
00:41:49,774 --> 00:41:53,276
Josie and the pussycats
are our new favorite band
of all time !
685
00:41:53,278 --> 00:41:56,946
- [ screaming ]
- josie and the pussycats
are the new dujour !
686
00:41:56,948 --> 00:41:59,749
Wanna see our
pussycat tattoo ?
Look it !
687
00:42:03,020 --> 00:42:07,557
[ Gasping ]
that was way too weird.
688
00:42:07,559 --> 00:42:10,260
Weird ? What's the point
of being famous...
689
00:42:10,262 --> 00:42:13,696
If the people
you hated in high school
don't want to kiss your ass ?
690
00:42:13,698 --> 00:42:18,535
Most people have to wait
till their ten-year reunion
for that sort of revenge.
691
00:42:22,039 --> 00:42:24,541
You're just going
to have to get used to people
throwing themselves at you.
692
00:42:24,543 --> 00:42:27,043
And, talking of throwing,
693
00:42:27,045 --> 00:42:29,546
Fiona,
the head of megarecords,
694
00:42:29,548 --> 00:42:32,582
Is throwing a huge party
tonight in your honor,
695
00:42:32,584 --> 00:42:35,018
A celebration
of all things josie.
696
00:42:37,955 --> 00:42:40,723
- Um, wyatt ?
- Hmm ?
697
00:42:40,725 --> 00:42:45,862
- Don't I get one ?
- Oh, that is strange.
698
00:42:45,864 --> 00:42:48,298
Why don't you come along too ?
There's always room
for one more.
699
00:42:48,300 --> 00:42:49,632
How about us ?
No.
700
00:42:51,035 --> 00:42:55,305
wow. A party.
that's, um--
701
00:42:56,807 --> 00:43:00,977
that's, uh--
that's kind of coo.
702
00:43:00,979 --> 00:43:04,047
But is it as
"kind of cool" as playing
your own stadium concert ?
703
00:43:05,849 --> 00:43:09,619
Oops ! I promised fiona
she could tell you. Damn.
704
00:43:09,621 --> 00:43:12,855
We're playing
a stadium concert ?
This weekend.
705
00:43:12,857 --> 00:43:16,326
shouldn't we maybe play
some small clubs first?
706
00:43:16,328 --> 00:43:19,329
Maybe do a few gigs in europe.
Build a following.
707
00:43:19,331 --> 00:43:22,599
You have a following.
Honestly, "j."
708
00:43:22,601 --> 00:43:24,734
I wouldn't send you out there
if I didn't think
you could deliver.
709
00:43:24,736 --> 00:43:27,704
It would only
make me look bad.
But this is the whole deal:
710
00:43:27,706 --> 00:43:30,673
Simultaneous
pay-per-view web cast,
live streaming video,
711
00:43:30,675 --> 00:43:34,077
Millions of little people
paying good money
just to watch you.
712
00:43:36,046 --> 00:43:38,815
Well, I'm sure
your band mates
are tres excited.
713
00:43:38,817 --> 00:43:41,017
Right, melly-mel ?
Our first concert ever.
Thanks, wyatt.
714
00:43:41,019 --> 00:43:43,820
Don't thank me.
Thank fiona.
715
00:43:43,822 --> 00:43:46,656
it was her idea.
it's been part of her plan
for you from the start.
716
00:43:48,325 --> 00:43:52,629
Operation big concert,
717
00:43:52,631 --> 00:43:55,698
Where we finally take things
to the next level.
718
00:43:55,700 --> 00:44:00,103
when josie and the pussycats
play their stadium concert,
all the kids in the audience,
719
00:44:00,105 --> 00:44:03,406
As well as the ones
watching at home,
will have to purchase these.
720
00:44:03,408 --> 00:44:06,409
it's the debut
of 3-d-x surround soun,
721
00:44:06,411 --> 00:44:10,113
a new technology that
makes the music feel like
it's happening all around you,
722
00:44:10,881 --> 00:44:12,048
Like 3-d.
723
00:44:13,350 --> 00:44:15,752
gentlemen, a demonstrati.
724
00:44:18,355 --> 00:44:21,190
This is what those kids
think they're hearing
on those headsets.
725
00:44:21,192 --> 00:44:25,728
♪ oooh, wee, oooh, wee, ooh
and this is what
they're really hearing.
726
00:44:25,730 --> 00:44:30,667
[ man ] conform.
free will is overrat.
jump on the bandwago.
727
00:44:30,669 --> 00:44:32,669
That voice.
I know that voice.
It's, um--
728
00:44:32,671 --> 00:44:34,937
- It's mr. Moviefone.
- Yes !
729
00:44:34,939 --> 00:44:37,073
He does all
our subliminal tracks.
730
00:44:37,075 --> 00:44:39,942
[ mr. Moviefone ]
there is no such place
as area 51.
731
00:44:39,944 --> 00:44:43,146
excellent work, fiona.
these kids will never
know what hit 'em.
732
00:44:44,815 --> 00:44:46,849
- And neither will you.
- I'm sorry. What was that ?
733
00:44:49,787 --> 00:44:53,122
- Huh ? What ?
- You just said something.
734
00:44:53,124 --> 00:44:54,891
No, I didn't.
Yes, you did.
735
00:44:54,893 --> 00:44:57,427
No, I didn't.
Yes, you did.
736
00:44:57,429 --> 00:44:59,395
I said, "these kids will never
know what hit 'em,"
737
00:44:59,397 --> 00:45:00,897
And then you said,
"and neither will you."
738
00:45:02,433 --> 00:45:03,733
- I did ?
- We all heard you.
739
00:45:05,769 --> 00:45:07,804
Oh-- well--
740
00:45:08,706 --> 00:45:13,443
What I meant to say was,
741
00:45:13,445 --> 00:45:16,713
"And neither will you guys."
742
00:45:18,182 --> 00:45:20,483
meaning the teenagers.
743
00:45:20,485 --> 00:45:23,119
I was just emphasizing
my point.
744
00:45:23,121 --> 00:45:25,988
Oh. Oh, okay.
Great. Thanks.
745
00:45:25,990 --> 00:45:28,224
That was close.
Excuse me ?
746
00:45:31,862 --> 00:45:36,733
I was going to say,
"that was... Close...
747
00:45:36,735 --> 00:45:41,070
"To being
a... Really nice moment...
748
00:45:41,072 --> 00:45:44,006
Between the two of us."
749
00:45:44,008 --> 00:45:47,877
Don't you think ?
Yeah, well, I guess.
750
00:45:52,149 --> 00:45:54,817
I have to be getting back
to the pentagon, so--
751
00:46:04,763 --> 00:46:10,199
♪ love, love will
keep us together ♪
captain just played the piano.
752
00:46:12,936 --> 00:46:15,938
It was my idea to have him
wear that hat.
753
00:46:17,941 --> 00:46:20,276
I said, "how you
gonna be a captain
if you don't wear a hat ?"
754
00:46:20,278 --> 00:46:22,311
[ Chuckles ]
755
00:46:22,313 --> 00:46:25,915
We did make some
beautiful music together
though.
756
00:46:25,917 --> 00:46:29,552
A big song-- the one I was
mostly responsible for was...
757
00:46:29,554 --> 00:46:32,555
"Love will keep us together."
758
00:46:32,557 --> 00:46:36,058
Well, guess what. It didn't.
759
00:46:36,060 --> 00:46:39,562
guess after a while, you know,
they didn't want to share
the spotlight no more.
760
00:46:39,564 --> 00:46:42,799
Sometimes that stuff happens.
761
00:46:42,801 --> 00:46:44,534
I can still remember,
though, captain always said,
762
00:46:45,969 --> 00:46:49,272
"Friends first.
The band second."
763
00:46:51,308 --> 00:46:53,342
I wish I'd have
got that in writin'.
764
00:46:56,513 --> 00:47:00,550
♪ If you're happy
and you know it
clap your hands ♪
765
00:47:03,821 --> 00:47:07,190
♪ If you're happy
and you know it
clap your hands ♪
766
00:47:08,158 --> 00:47:11,160
[ Laughs ]
767
00:47:11,162 --> 00:47:15,131
♪ If you're happy
and you know it
and you really wanna show it ♪
768
00:47:15,133 --> 00:47:18,835
♪ If you're happy
and you know it
clap your hands ♪
769
00:47:23,173 --> 00:47:25,074
[ Screaming ]
770
00:47:31,348 --> 00:47:32,982
Oh, no.
771
00:47:42,993 --> 00:47:45,328
That's better.
[ Giggles ]
772
00:47:48,165 --> 00:47:49,932
[ knocking ]
773
00:47:49,934 --> 00:47:53,102
[ alan m ]
♪ it's the guy
with the pizza ♪
774
00:47:53,104 --> 00:47:57,173
♪ the kind that's
good to eats-a
if you open the door ♪
775
00:47:57,175 --> 00:48:01,377
Oh, my god.
I am so sorry.
776
00:48:01,379 --> 00:48:05,314
I totally,
totally forgot.
777
00:48:05,316 --> 00:48:10,086
We have to go to
this record party thing
with the head of the label.
778
00:48:11,889 --> 00:48:15,091
- What's the matter ?
- Nothing. It just, uh--
779
00:48:16,394 --> 00:48:21,264
You cannot make fun of me.
They sent this dress over.
I did not pick it out.
780
00:48:21,266 --> 00:48:24,634
but I cut up the fro,
and I made wristband.
781
00:48:26,303 --> 00:48:27,303
It looks stupid,
doesn't it ?
782
00:48:27,305 --> 00:48:29,272
No, no, no. No. I--
783
00:48:31,041 --> 00:48:33,976
I've just--
I've never seen you-- wow !
784
00:48:36,046 --> 00:48:37,680
Finish your sentences.
785
00:48:37,682 --> 00:48:39,949
Is that a good wow
or a bad wow ?
786
00:48:41,251 --> 00:48:43,686
Oh, no, no. It's, uh--
it's a good wow.
787
00:48:45,989 --> 00:48:48,991
It's a-- it's a--
it's a very good wow.
788
00:48:50,193 --> 00:48:51,460
Thanks.
789
00:48:53,330 --> 00:48:57,033
Actually, would you mind ?
There's a--
mind what ?
790
00:48:57,035 --> 00:48:59,936
There's a chain thing
that I can't
figure out really.
791
00:48:59,938 --> 00:49:03,973
Oh, right.
Right, um-- okay.
792
00:49:04,241 --> 00:49:06,075
Um--
793
00:49:10,681 --> 00:49:13,683
That's, um--
that's down here.
794
00:49:16,720 --> 00:49:18,988
A little complicated.
[ Clears throat ]
795
00:49:33,303 --> 00:49:36,706
josie, are you ready ?
the door was open. I hope
i'm not interrupting anything.
796
00:49:39,376 --> 00:49:42,979
- Hey, alec n,
how's it hanging ?
- Actually, it's alan m.
797
00:49:42,981 --> 00:49:47,049
Yes, what's with the initial ?
It didn't work for sheila e.,
And it doesn't work for you.
798
00:49:47,051 --> 00:49:50,453
josie, we don't want to be
late for the hottest and most
exclusive party of the year.
799
00:49:52,155 --> 00:49:53,689
there's free cab.
800
00:49:53,691 --> 00:49:54,991
Uh, josie ?
801
00:49:57,361 --> 00:50:00,997
Um, I was wondering,
d-d-did you want to
do something tomorrow ?
802
00:50:00,999 --> 00:50:03,165
Yeah.
When ?
803
00:50:03,167 --> 00:50:06,002
2:00 ?
No can do.
Taping e.
804
00:50:06,004 --> 00:50:09,305
- Oh. 1:30. 3:00.
- Mtv. Msnbc.
805
00:50:09,307 --> 00:50:10,740
- 4:00.
- 4:15.
806
00:50:13,176 --> 00:50:16,712
- 4:15.
- Sold to the young man
with no future.
807
00:50:16,714 --> 00:50:19,548
come on, josie.
there's a limo waiti.
good night, adam 12.
808
00:50:19,550 --> 00:50:22,218
- Trot on.
- Actually, it's alan m.
809
00:50:27,190 --> 00:50:29,759
[ Chattering ]
810
00:50:32,295 --> 00:50:35,731
♪ oooh, wee, ooh, wee
oooh, wee, ooh, wee, ooh ♪
811
00:50:35,733 --> 00:50:38,501
812
00:50:38,503 --> 00:50:40,536
♪ ooh
813
00:50:42,305 --> 00:50:45,541
♪ well, he looks at me
with those innocent eyes ♪
814
00:50:45,543 --> 00:50:48,210
♪ and says it looks
like you're wearing
some kind of disguis♪
815
00:50:48,212 --> 00:50:50,212
♪ because your hair
sticks out-- ♪
816
00:50:50,214 --> 00:50:51,547
[ Josie thinking ]
look at them staring at us.
817
00:50:51,549 --> 00:50:53,249
No one thinks
I should be here.
818
00:50:53,251 --> 00:50:56,118
That's totally
what they're thinking.
819
00:50:56,120 --> 00:50:59,288
Look at them staring
at josie.
820
00:50:59,290 --> 00:51:03,225
No one thinks I should
be here. That's totally
what they're thinking.
821
00:51:03,227 --> 00:51:06,062
♪ If you're happy
and you know it, and you
really want to show it ♪
822
00:51:06,064 --> 00:51:10,199
♪ If you're happy
and you know it
clap your hands ♪
823
00:51:10,201 --> 00:51:13,069
[ man over p.a. ]
ladies and gentlemen,
the head of megarecords...
824
00:51:13,071 --> 00:51:15,171
and the host of your par,
fiona.
825
00:51:21,078 --> 00:51:25,347
[ woman ]
♪ why do you do
826
00:51:25,349 --> 00:51:28,851
- ♪ shakin' my confidence
- isn't she fabulous ?
827
00:51:28,853 --> 00:51:31,387
♪ drivin' me crazy
you know if I could ♪
828
00:51:31,389 --> 00:51:34,623
♪ I'd do anything for yo
829
00:51:34,625 --> 00:51:40,162
830
00:51:40,164 --> 00:51:43,599
♪ [ ends ]
i'm fiona.
welcome to your party !
831
00:51:46,169 --> 00:51:48,270
Enough spectacle.
Let's go be girls !
832
00:51:49,539 --> 00:51:53,242
This is my girly room.
No boys allowed.
833
00:51:53,244 --> 00:51:54,844
Come on, girls. Sit down.
We'll gossip.
834
00:52:00,617 --> 00:52:03,619
♪ [ woman singing in french ]
835
00:52:08,658 --> 00:52:10,559
isn't he just the cutest ?
836
00:52:11,895 --> 00:52:13,329
He's pretty cute.
837
00:52:14,831 --> 00:52:17,433
[ door close]
pringles !
838
00:52:17,435 --> 00:52:20,503
Pringles !
Josie !
839
00:52:23,340 --> 00:52:24,273
Come on !
840
00:52:28,645 --> 00:52:30,613
Oh, I am starved !
841
00:52:37,554 --> 00:52:39,221
I'm such a pig.
842
00:52:40,157 --> 00:52:42,258
N-no. No, you're not.
843
00:52:42,260 --> 00:52:43,392
[ Sighs ]
844
00:52:46,563 --> 00:52:48,264
[ Crying ]
845
00:52:48,266 --> 00:52:51,500
So, josie,
how much do you weigh ?
Excuse me ?
846
00:52:51,502 --> 00:52:55,171
Your weight !
118.
847
00:52:55,173 --> 00:52:57,540
Ha ! 115.
I'm three pounds
lighter than you.
848
00:52:59,409 --> 00:53:02,244
But don't worry about it.
I think you look great.
849
00:53:02,246 --> 00:53:03,312
[ Lisping ]
tho pretty and popular.
850
00:53:04,714 --> 00:53:06,248
What did you just say ?
851
00:53:08,185 --> 00:53:09,885
Nothing. I thaid
the new thong's
pretty popular.
852
00:53:09,887 --> 00:53:11,887
What "thong" ?
853
00:53:11,889 --> 00:53:13,222
The new thong.
The new thingle.
854
00:53:15,192 --> 00:53:16,959
I'm thorry.
I have thomething
caught in my teeth.
855
00:53:21,598 --> 00:53:22,665
[ clears throat ]
856
00:53:24,467 --> 00:53:26,268
Got it.
857
00:53:28,271 --> 00:53:29,405
So, who wants to
french braid ?
858
00:53:32,475 --> 00:53:35,978
Okay, so who else thinks
that fiona's a freak ?
859
00:53:35,980 --> 00:53:39,448
Oh, my god. I'm so glad
you said something, because
as soon as you said her name,
860
00:53:39,450 --> 00:53:41,617
I got the most awful
sensation,
861
00:53:41,619 --> 00:53:46,388
Like this ice-cold chill
creeping up my spine.
862
00:53:46,390 --> 00:53:47,756
Oh, sweetie, that's 'cause
you're sitting on the o.
863
00:53:50,627 --> 00:53:52,261
Oh.
[ Giggles ]
864
00:53:55,532 --> 00:53:58,968
No. I still got
the shivers, you guys.
865
00:54:00,303 --> 00:54:02,438
It's not the o.
It's her.
866
00:54:04,507 --> 00:54:07,643
I don't know.
What do you think, val ?
867
00:54:07,645 --> 00:54:11,714
Stuff's definitely
been... Different
since we left riverdale.
868
00:54:17,687 --> 00:54:20,656
And, if you ask me,
some things feel like
they've changed completely.
869
00:54:25,395 --> 00:54:26,762
- wyatt.
- hmm ?
870
00:54:26,764 --> 00:54:28,764
I don't like those two
pussycats.
871
00:54:28,766 --> 00:54:31,400
they're asking questions,
and that's dangerous.
872
00:54:31,402 --> 00:54:33,669
We can't afford to take
any more risks.
873
00:54:33,671 --> 00:54:36,338
I'll get rid of them,
have a new band
by the morning.
874
00:54:37,774 --> 00:54:40,309
Ooh !
Think, wyatt.
875
00:54:40,311 --> 00:54:43,746
we've already sold
half a million of the josie
ears for a big concert.
876
00:54:45,482 --> 00:54:50,619
Right. Yes. So we have.
So what are you suggesting ?
877
00:54:50,621 --> 00:54:54,290
Keep josie, and put
those two nosy little
pussycats to sleep.
878
00:54:54,557 --> 00:54:55,824
Mmmm.
879
00:55:00,063 --> 00:55:03,565
I don't think josie will
play without her friends.
880
00:55:03,567 --> 00:55:07,403
Oh ? I think
we might persuade her.
Mmm ?
881
00:55:07,405 --> 00:55:10,539
[ fiona ]
next, on behind the music,
882
00:55:10,541 --> 00:55:12,441
josie suffers a tragic los.
883
00:55:13,576 --> 00:55:15,377
[ Laughs sinisterly ]
884
00:55:17,013 --> 00:55:19,048
[ Cackles ]
885
00:55:20,717 --> 00:55:22,718
[ Chuckles evilly ]
886
00:55:24,587 --> 00:55:27,056
Ha-ha, hee-hee, hew,
ho-ho, hoo.
887
00:55:28,091 --> 00:55:30,859
[ Laughs dramatically ]
888
00:55:30,861 --> 00:55:34,797
[ Laughs loudly ]
889
00:55:35,699 --> 00:55:37,700
[ Chokes, coughs ]
890
00:55:40,871 --> 00:55:44,707
more than 244 varieties
of sea life.
891
00:55:44,709 --> 00:55:48,477
Josie, did I tell you
I got a gig tonight ?
892
00:55:48,479 --> 00:55:50,746
You did ?
That's great !
Yeah, well,
893
00:55:50,748 --> 00:55:54,750
It's just this bar,
but the manager--
I played him my demo,
894
00:55:54,752 --> 00:55:57,086
And he said
I could have, like, almost
a full half-hour tonight.
895
00:55:58,488 --> 00:56:00,622
Do you think maybe
you want to come, or--
896
00:56:00,624 --> 00:56:03,125
Yeah.
'Cause I know you're
busy and everything.
897
00:56:03,127 --> 00:56:05,627
Oh, my god.
Is that josie ?
Where ? Josie !
898
00:56:05,629 --> 00:56:08,630
[ Screaming ]
♪ shape shifter,
guest lister ♪
899
00:56:08,632 --> 00:56:11,600
♪ big faker
she'll turn around
you'll diss her ♪
900
00:56:11,602 --> 00:56:14,703
♪ gate-crasher, rehasher
901
00:56:14,705 --> 00:56:17,573
♪ if you think that's co,
whatever dude ♪
902
00:56:21,444 --> 00:56:23,812
[ Panting ]
903
00:56:23,814 --> 00:56:25,381
Thanks.
904
00:56:25,815 --> 00:56:27,616
Yeah, no problem.
905
00:56:31,621 --> 00:56:33,389
How am I gonna
pull this off ?
906
00:56:35,525 --> 00:56:36,425
Wh-what ?
907
00:56:38,561 --> 00:56:40,896
I'm a girl from riverdale,
you know ? I'm--
908
00:56:42,165 --> 00:56:44,666
I'm not a rock star.
909
00:56:44,668 --> 00:56:47,903
Jose, you've been
dreaming about this
your whole life.
910
00:56:47,905 --> 00:56:49,872
I know, it's just--
911
00:56:51,808 --> 00:56:53,475
What ?
912
00:56:55,545 --> 00:56:56,478
I'm scared.
913
00:56:57,947 --> 00:57:01,150
Don't be. You gotta
believe in yourself.
914
00:57:03,653 --> 00:57:04,853
What if I can't ?
915
00:57:06,689 --> 00:57:07,623
Then--
916
00:57:10,527 --> 00:57:12,561
Then I guess
I'll just have to
believe in you for you.
917
00:57:24,707 --> 00:57:25,607
[ knocking ]
918
00:57:26,709 --> 00:57:28,477
Oh, wow.
919
00:57:29,512 --> 00:57:31,513
[ Laughing ]
oh, wow !
920
00:57:34,818 --> 00:57:37,453
So, what do you think
we should open with
for the concert--
921
00:57:37,455 --> 00:57:40,489
Spin around,
or maybcome on ?
922
00:57:41,691 --> 00:57:42,925
Uh, I don't know.
923
00:57:44,227 --> 00:57:46,862
We could try
roll on, rolly wheel,
924
00:57:46,864 --> 00:57:48,931
but, honestly, I think
the lyrics still need wo.
925
00:57:49,899 --> 00:57:50,933
What do you think ?
926
00:57:52,769 --> 00:57:56,004
It's your call.
I mean, you're the boss.
927
00:57:56,006 --> 00:57:58,841
No, I'm not.
Val, what's with you ?
928
00:58:01,544 --> 00:58:04,847
hello, girls !
and how are the most
beautiful and talented
929
00:58:04,849 --> 00:58:06,248
Women
in rock-and-roll ?
930
00:58:06,250 --> 00:58:08,750
eh?
don't you mean "woman" ?
931
00:58:08,752 --> 00:58:11,720
Valerie, my darling,
you're going to have to learn
to take a compliment.
932
00:58:11,722 --> 00:58:14,490
I mean, what are you
going to do tonight
when you go on trl...
933
00:58:14,492 --> 00:58:16,658
and carson daly tells you
how much he loves your music ?
934
00:58:18,261 --> 00:58:20,662
Don't you mean,
what's josie gonna do ?
935
00:58:20,664 --> 00:58:23,599
No, because she won't
be there. We just booked
you and melody.
936
00:58:23,601 --> 00:58:25,667
it's time for the world to get
to know the other pussycats.
937
00:58:27,270 --> 00:58:29,037
We're gonna be on trl ?
Mm-hmm.
938
00:58:29,039 --> 00:58:32,908
Do I get to touch carson ?
[ Squeals ]
anywhere you like.
939
00:58:32,910 --> 00:58:35,644
The taping's in two hours,
unless, of course,
you have a problem with this.
940
00:58:37,814 --> 00:58:38,680
Do you have a problem
with this ?
941
00:58:40,850 --> 00:58:45,287
No ! I think you guys will
have a great time.
I love that show.
942
00:58:45,289 --> 00:58:48,657
And-- and you don't mind
if mel and I go without you ?
943
00:58:48,659 --> 00:58:49,992
Why ? I don't care
about that stuff.
944
00:58:50,927 --> 00:58:52,294
[ Sighs ]
jose--
945
00:58:52,296 --> 00:58:54,296
Oh, I'm so sorry !
946
00:58:55,932 --> 00:58:59,601
I don't know
what I was thinking.
Okay.
947
00:58:59,603 --> 00:59:03,906
Come on, girls. There are
stylists and designers
waiting in your room.
948
00:59:03,908 --> 00:59:08,010
andyou have homework
tonight. This is the remix
of your next single.
949
00:59:08,012 --> 00:59:09,545
I'd be very curious
to hear your thoughts.
950
00:59:09,980 --> 00:59:15,817
it's just that alan m is
playing his first gig tonight,
and I wanna get there early.
951
00:59:15,819 --> 00:59:19,922
Oh. Oh, I'm so sorry, josie.
I forgot to tell you.
952
00:59:19,924 --> 00:59:23,292
Alan m called
my office earlier.
They canceled his show.
953
00:59:23,294 --> 00:59:24,960
- They did ?
- Yes.
954
00:59:26,062 --> 00:59:27,729
Why didn't he call me here ?
955
00:59:27,731 --> 00:59:30,866
Um, I'm sure he did.
In fact,
956
00:59:30,868 --> 00:59:33,669
I'm sure if you go down
to the front desk, there'll be
a message waiting for you.
957
00:59:33,671 --> 00:59:34,570
Excuse me.
958
00:59:34,938 --> 00:59:37,306
[ Whispering ]
959
00:59:40,743 --> 00:59:43,111
Yes, there's a message
waiting for you... Now.
960
00:59:44,581 --> 00:59:47,115
I guess I should call him.
961
00:59:47,117 --> 00:59:50,652
Um, he also said to say
that he won't be available
for several hours,
962
00:59:50,654 --> 00:59:51,954
And he'll call you
when he can.
963
00:59:55,959 --> 00:59:57,059
All that was on the message ?
964
00:59:57,061 --> 00:59:59,061
Uh, yes. Excuse me.
965
00:59:59,796 --> 01:00:02,064
[ Whispering ]
966
01:00:05,134 --> 01:00:07,669
Yes, that's all
in the message.
Anything else ?
967
01:00:07,671 --> 01:00:08,604
Who do you keep calling ?
968
01:00:11,874 --> 01:00:15,043
I'm running a label here,
josephine.
969
01:00:15,045 --> 01:00:19,014
I have other artists
who need me, other artists
who need my time,
970
01:00:19,016 --> 01:00:22,684
Other artists who aren't
so difficult about putting in
a little bit of extra work.
971
01:00:24,787 --> 01:00:27,789
Your level of non-commitment
is making me doubt
your commitment commitment.
972
01:00:29,726 --> 01:00:32,394
So, you wanna be
a rock superstar, eh--
973
01:00:32,396 --> 01:00:33,996
Live large, big house,
five cars ?
974
01:00:35,331 --> 01:00:37,833
Well, you have to
do the time.
975
01:00:37,835 --> 01:00:42,170
Otherwise,
[ chuckles ]
somebody else will,
976
01:00:42,172 --> 01:00:46,074
and you'll be left
to explain it all
to mel and val.
977
01:00:47,143 --> 01:00:48,710
I am committed.
978
01:00:51,681 --> 01:00:52,280
I am.
979
01:00:54,050 --> 01:00:55,017
Yes, I hope so,
my darling.
980
01:00:55,952 --> 01:00:57,119
I hope so.
981
01:00:58,955 --> 01:01:02,724
[ door opens, closes ]
982
01:01:05,862 --> 01:01:09,064
- Val, we're on trl !
- Hey, check out the view !
983
01:01:12,101 --> 01:01:13,135
It's fake.
984
01:01:17,073 --> 01:01:21,143
Wow. This stuff looks
so different on tv.
985
01:01:23,746 --> 01:01:27,783
All this stuff is fake.
Where is everybody ?
Where's carson ?
986
01:01:27,785 --> 01:01:31,420
yo, kitty cats !
how you ladies doin' ?
i'm carson daly. Welcom.
987
01:01:33,090 --> 01:01:36,758
What are you talkin' about ?
Of course I'm carson daly.
Check the nails.
988
01:01:38,461 --> 01:01:40,696
You need to call me.
I got plans.
989
01:01:42,098 --> 01:01:45,801
All right.
Is everybody ready
to start the show ?
990
01:01:45,803 --> 01:01:50,072
- Oh, my god, it's carson !
- Oh, my god, it's melody !
991
01:01:50,074 --> 01:01:52,074
yo, man, you gotta
stop tryin' to be me
with the nails thing.
992
01:01:52,076 --> 01:01:53,442
What you sayin', man ?
993
01:01:53,444 --> 01:01:54,976
A brother can't
be carson daly ?
994
01:01:54,978 --> 01:01:59,781
It's just that
I actually am carson daly,
so it doesn't work right now.
995
01:01:59,783 --> 01:02:02,084
Who's gonna break
my "gazoons," man ?
I'm carson daly.
996
01:02:02,086 --> 01:02:04,219
that's pretty good, man.
who else do you do ?
997
01:02:04,221 --> 01:02:07,723
I do mike tyson.
I would take a bite outta you.
998
01:02:07,725 --> 01:02:10,459
Okay, what is going on ?
Are you--
is this trl or not ?
999
01:02:12,862 --> 01:02:15,263
This is not
total request live.
1000
01:02:15,265 --> 01:02:17,199
It's more like
total request dead.
1001
01:02:19,736 --> 01:02:24,206
Yeah, you see, ladies, we've
only got one request today.
And that's to kill you.
1002
01:02:24,208 --> 01:02:27,075
[ Laughing ]
carson said he's
gonna kill us.
1003
01:02:27,077 --> 01:02:29,745
Like that's a request.
1004
01:02:29,747 --> 01:02:32,147
- All right, man,
I got the blond.
- He's not kidding.
1005
01:02:32,149 --> 01:02:33,949
Go !
[ Screaming ]
1006
01:02:41,891 --> 01:02:43,825
♪ [ Ballad ]
1007
01:02:45,828 --> 01:02:48,063
[ Sighs ]
1008
01:02:48,065 --> 01:02:51,533
[ phone ringing ]
1009
01:02:51,535 --> 01:02:55,804
- ♪ This is the place
where I sit ♪
- [ ringing continues ]
1010
01:02:57,073 --> 01:03:01,543
♪ This is the part
where I love you too much ♪
1011
01:03:01,545 --> 01:03:04,513
♪ Is this as hard
as it gets ♪
1012
01:03:12,855 --> 01:03:16,958
Um, this, uh--
1013
01:03:16,960 --> 01:03:21,029
This next song is
dedicated to, uh--
1014
01:03:21,031 --> 01:03:23,932
A friend of mine.
1015
01:03:23,934 --> 01:03:26,868
I kinda wanted to wait
till she showed up to play it,
but I guess she--
1016
01:03:27,069 --> 01:03:28,870
Whoo-hoo !
1017
01:03:31,107 --> 01:03:35,877
um, the name of this song is,
uh,wish you felt the same.
1018
01:03:36,979 --> 01:03:39,314
- [ toilet flushing ]
- hey !
1019
01:03:39,316 --> 01:03:40,882
Shut up or hold it
till you get home !
1020
01:03:47,323 --> 01:03:49,958
Who do you want to kill you,
huh ? Eddie murphy ?
Eddie told me,
1021
01:03:49,960 --> 01:03:53,128
"I want them josie girls dead,
all right ? You get them
a nurse. I want them dead !"
1022
01:03:53,130 --> 01:03:56,231
[ Laughs like eddie murphy ]
[ gasps ]
1023
01:03:56,233 --> 01:03:57,566
I can't believe
you're a killer !
1024
01:03:58,968 --> 01:04:02,904
- You seem so nice on tv !
- Really ?
1025
01:04:02,906 --> 01:04:05,006
you know, I always thought
you were kinda hot.
too bad !
1026
01:04:08,344 --> 01:04:11,580
- i always thought
you were kinda hot t.
- you did ?
1027
01:04:11,582 --> 01:04:13,882
What's your sign ?
Scorpio.
1028
01:04:13,884 --> 01:04:17,085
I'm a cancer.
[ Shrieks ]
1029
01:04:17,087 --> 01:04:19,955
[ Laughing ]
da pussycats.
1030
01:04:19,957 --> 01:04:22,390
Da pussycats.
I gotta kill ya. Good lawd !
1031
01:04:23,960 --> 01:04:27,195
- What was that ?
- It was chris rock.
1032
01:04:27,197 --> 01:04:29,931
That was
a terriblchris rock.
1033
01:04:29,933 --> 01:04:32,067
why do you even bother
doing impressions ?
you're not funny.
1034
01:04:34,604 --> 01:04:38,073
You know who's funny ?
Bill cosby.
1035
01:04:38,075 --> 01:04:41,142
And he's going
to kill you...
1036
01:04:41,144 --> 01:04:43,345
After sticking a spoon
in your pudding.
1037
01:04:44,046 --> 01:04:46,314
[ Yelling ]
1038
01:04:50,920 --> 01:04:54,222
No way !
Favorite movie is
lady and the tramp.
1039
01:04:54,224 --> 01:04:57,292
When the dogs are
eating spaghetti and
they share the same piece ?
1040
01:04:57,294 --> 01:04:59,928
[ Together ]
and their noses touch !
[ Laughing ]
1041
01:05:01,130 --> 01:05:03,231
[ Laughs, sighs ]
1042
01:05:03,233 --> 01:05:06,301
You know, if I wasn't
a key player in this whole...
1043
01:05:06,303 --> 01:05:08,970
Conspiracy to brainwash
the youth of america
with pop music,
1044
01:05:10,907 --> 01:05:13,108
Like, we could totally date.
1045
01:05:13,110 --> 01:05:16,077
- You think ?
- Oh, yeah.
1046
01:05:16,079 --> 01:05:20,248
You know, it would be
so cool, like--
[ yelling ]
1047
01:05:20,250 --> 01:05:23,919
Yeah, right.
Like I'd ever go out
with a guy like you.
1048
01:05:23,921 --> 01:05:26,321
Now, you,
on the other hand--
1049
01:05:26,323 --> 01:05:28,456
Come on.
Let's get outta here
and find josie.
1050
01:05:29,191 --> 01:05:30,325
Bye.
1051
01:05:32,128 --> 01:05:35,931
♪ [ Ballad over headphones ]
[ knocking]
1052
01:05:35,933 --> 01:05:37,966
[ val ]
josie ? Josie, quick,
open the door !
1053
01:05:39,035 --> 01:05:41,369
[ knocking continues ]
josi?
1054
01:05:43,472 --> 01:05:45,707
Jo-- josie ?
1055
01:05:47,109 --> 01:05:48,410
Josie, we have to talk to you.
1056
01:05:48,412 --> 01:05:50,211
How did they let
the two of you in here ?
1057
01:05:50,213 --> 01:05:52,981
I specifically told
the front desk "no visitors."
1058
01:05:54,717 --> 01:05:59,020
- Are you okay ?
- Of course I'm okay.
Why wouldn't I be ?
1059
01:06:01,023 --> 01:06:03,091
I have the number-one single
in the country.
1060
01:06:03,093 --> 01:06:05,493
you two, on the other hand-
[ mutters ]
1061
01:06:05,495 --> 01:06:07,028
Should maybe be
a little worried.
1062
01:06:08,030 --> 01:06:11,166
Josie, carson daly tried
to kill us,
1063
01:06:11,168 --> 01:06:12,367
And I think it has something
to do with our music.
1064
01:06:15,271 --> 01:06:20,041
Why do you call it...
"Our" music ?
1065
01:06:20,043 --> 01:06:23,445
Becau--
are you even listening ?
1066
01:06:23,447 --> 01:06:27,515
I am listening
very carefully,
1067
01:06:27,517 --> 01:06:30,118
and do you know
what I'm hearing ?
1068
01:06:30,120 --> 01:06:34,723
I'm hearing someone
glomming on to my talent...
1069
01:06:35,391 --> 01:06:37,392
and my credit.
1070
01:06:37,394 --> 01:06:41,396
"Our" music, mel ?
I basically write all of it.
1071
01:06:41,398 --> 01:06:45,767
Josie, no, you don't.
Write it together.
1072
01:06:45,769 --> 01:06:49,237
Oh, okay.
So if we're all doing
equal amounts of work,
1073
01:06:49,239 --> 01:06:51,773
Why isn't the band called
valerie and the pussycats ?
1074
01:06:53,542 --> 01:06:57,212
I knew it.
You've been thinking this
the whole time.
1075
01:06:59,782 --> 01:07:03,418
I'm just-- I'm just
backup to you, huh ?
1076
01:07:03,420 --> 01:07:05,253
Oh, but you're
a good, solid backup.
1077
01:07:07,289 --> 01:07:10,425
Oh, hey, val,
who's a rock star ?
1078
01:07:12,361 --> 01:07:14,095
who's a rock sta?
1079
01:07:16,298 --> 01:07:18,033
I am !
1080
01:07:20,736 --> 01:07:23,204
Josie, don't do this.
1081
01:07:23,206 --> 01:07:24,806
We need to
stick together now.
1082
01:07:25,508 --> 01:07:29,377
Oh, my god.
Melody's gonna cry.
1083
01:07:29,379 --> 01:07:32,447
What's the matter,
snuggle bunny--
1084
01:07:32,449 --> 01:07:36,317
Finally realizing
the world isn't all
sunshine and rainbows ?
1085
01:07:36,319 --> 01:07:40,088
Stop it.
Not everyone gets
a happy ending, muffin.
1086
01:07:40,090 --> 01:07:41,790
Stop it.
And you wanna know
what else ?
1087
01:07:43,559 --> 01:07:47,262
Puppies turn into dogs...
1088
01:07:47,264 --> 01:07:49,831
Who get old and die.
1089
01:07:51,167 --> 01:07:54,469
[ Gasping ]
someday you'll thank me.
1090
01:07:55,337 --> 01:07:56,271
[ Scoffs ]
1091
01:07:58,774 --> 01:08:02,110
Of course, by then
I won't be taking your calls.
1092
01:08:02,112 --> 01:08:04,446
♪ this is the place
where I sit ♪
1093
01:08:06,482 --> 01:08:11,853
♪ this is the part
where I love you too muc♪
1094
01:08:11,855 --> 01:08:14,823
♪ is this as hard
as it gets ♪
1095
01:08:16,826 --> 01:08:22,130
♪ 'cause I'm getting tird
of pretending I'm tough ♪
1096
01:08:22,132 --> 01:08:27,469
♪ I'm here if you want me
i'm yours, you can hold me♪
1097
01:08:27,471 --> 01:08:31,840
♪ I'm empty and achin'
and tumblin' and breakin♪
1098
01:08:31,842 --> 01:08:35,577
♪ 'cause you don't see m
1099
01:08:36,612 --> 01:08:40,548
♪ And you don't need me
1100
01:08:41,517 --> 01:08:45,286
♪ And you don't love me
1101
01:08:46,889 --> 01:08:50,859
♪ the way I wish you would
1102
01:08:51,594 --> 01:08:55,396
♪ The way I love you
1103
01:08:55,398 --> 01:09:00,201
♪ [ Continues with
static, clicking ]
1104
01:09:00,203 --> 01:09:04,873
[ Mr. Moviefone's voice ]
you are the star ! Val and
melody are mean, evil girls !
1105
01:09:04,875 --> 01:09:07,642
You should have
a solo career !
1106
01:09:07,644 --> 01:09:11,579
You have the number-one single
in the country !
1107
01:09:11,581 --> 01:09:16,317
They're trying to glom on to
your talent and your credit !
1108
01:09:16,319 --> 01:09:18,419
If they're doing
equal amounts of work,
1109
01:09:18,421 --> 01:09:21,256
why isn't the band called
valerie and the pussycat?
1110
01:09:21,258 --> 01:09:24,159
They're just deadweight,
josie.
1111
01:09:25,694 --> 01:09:28,530
[ Overlapping ]
you could be huge without
them. You are the star.
1112
01:09:28,532 --> 01:09:31,432
Madonna huge.
Val and melody are
mean, evil girls.
1113
01:09:31,434 --> 01:09:36,271
melody thinks you can't sing.
seriously. She told me.
1114
01:09:36,273 --> 01:09:40,942
Dump them. The are trying
to destroy you, josie.
1115
01:09:40,944 --> 01:09:44,212
You'll be better off
without them.
1116
01:09:44,214 --> 01:09:48,616
Who's a rock star ?
You are !
A great big rock star !
1117
01:09:49,919 --> 01:09:54,322
[ Continuing, indistinct ]
go, josie, go ! Go !
1118
01:09:56,559 --> 01:09:58,393
[ Player slows, stops ]
1119
01:10:35,364 --> 01:10:39,400
- Val !
- Oh, the return
of the superstar !
1120
01:10:39,402 --> 01:10:42,537
What's going on ?
And where are mel and val ?
1121
01:10:42,539 --> 01:10:46,975
Since when you do you care ?
Oh, and we heard what
you said, bitchy mcbitch.
1122
01:10:46,977 --> 01:10:49,677
- Wish I'd said it.
- They're gone, josie.
1123
01:10:49,679 --> 01:10:53,648
they're gone,
and I hope you're happ.
no more band.
1124
01:10:53,650 --> 01:10:57,418
Just like the beatles.
Just like the jackson five.
Just like a flock of seagulls.
1125
01:10:58,354 --> 01:11:01,356
[ Caws ]
1126
01:11:01,358 --> 01:11:04,025
- These are so good.
You want one of these ?
- Okay, look,
1127
01:11:04,027 --> 01:11:06,361
i never thought
i would say this to yo,
1128
01:11:06,363 --> 01:11:10,265
Ever, but, please,
would you help ?
1129
01:11:12,401 --> 01:11:13,301
Now ?
1130
01:11:15,671 --> 01:11:18,039
Wyatt gave me this cd
of our song,
1131
01:11:18,041 --> 01:11:20,775
And it was like
as soon as I heard it--
I don't know.
1132
01:11:20,777 --> 01:11:21,643
What-- it stunk ?
1133
01:11:23,646 --> 01:11:26,481
There's something on here,
I swear.
1134
01:11:26,483 --> 01:11:28,816
♪ [ continues ]
okay, okay, okay.
1135
01:11:30,352 --> 01:11:31,719
♪ [ Vocal dropping out ]
1136
01:11:34,556 --> 01:11:37,058
[ Faint murmuring ]
1137
01:11:42,665 --> 01:11:45,400
you should have
a solo career !
1138
01:11:45,402 --> 01:11:47,702
you could have your own
prime-time tv series !
1139
01:11:47,704 --> 01:11:51,706
we could call josie,
and run it right after
will and grace !
1140
01:11:51,708 --> 01:11:56,311
oh, my god ! That's
mr. Moviefone ! How did you
get him to put that on there ?
1141
01:11:56,313 --> 01:11:59,414
[ Gasps ]
you slept with him !
1142
01:11:59,416 --> 01:12:02,784
What are you talking about ?
This is on our cd.
It's underneath the music.
1143
01:12:04,620 --> 01:12:09,390
Wyatt put them on there...
To brainwash me.
1144
01:12:09,392 --> 01:12:12,860
[ Gasps melodramatically ]
♪ dum-dum-dum
ooh, brainwashing !
1145
01:12:12,862 --> 01:12:14,529
ooh, help !
we're being brainwashed !
1146
01:12:15,831 --> 01:12:17,699
Diet coke's
the new pepsi one.
1147
01:12:22,705 --> 01:12:26,574
"ms." Main-- main system.
1148
01:12:27,609 --> 01:12:29,610
music sequence?
1149
01:12:29,612 --> 01:12:31,446
Oh, god.
1150
01:12:48,497 --> 01:12:50,431
Maybe you broke it.
Whoa, I didn't touch it.
1151
01:12:53,469 --> 01:12:56,637
josie and the pussycats
are the best band ever !
1152
01:12:56,639 --> 01:12:59,874
they are totally jerkin' !
you must buy their cd.
1153
01:12:59,876 --> 01:13:02,477
you have to see them
in concert.
1154
01:13:02,479 --> 01:13:06,481
You also have to buy
steve madden shoes.
1155
01:13:06,483 --> 01:13:09,450
heath ledger is
the new matt damon.
1156
01:13:09,452 --> 01:13:12,687
you're nobody without
an abercrombie & fith
vintage tee.
1157
01:13:12,689 --> 01:13:15,790
They're selling stuff
through our music.
1158
01:13:15,792 --> 01:13:19,694
josie and the pussycats
are the best band ever!
1159
01:13:19,696 --> 01:13:21,829
They're selling us
through our music !
1160
01:13:21,831 --> 01:13:23,898
I knew there was a reason
you were so popular.
1161
01:13:23,900 --> 01:13:26,868
I want a vintage tee...
And heath ledger.
1162
01:13:27,669 --> 01:13:28,870
Oh, my god.
1163
01:13:30,472 --> 01:13:33,808
It's all my fault,
everything--
1164
01:13:33,810 --> 01:13:36,644
People dressing alike,
buying the same stuff.
1165
01:13:36,646 --> 01:13:38,146
I sold it to them.
1166
01:13:40,649 --> 01:13:42,950
I'm a trend pimp.
1167
01:13:42,952 --> 01:13:46,421
Well, it stops here !
I'm nobody's pimp,
1168
01:13:46,423 --> 01:13:48,589
And I'm not going to let wyatt
and fiona get away with this.
1169
01:13:48,591 --> 01:13:50,625
We're going to the police,
and we're taking this with us.
1170
01:13:51,827 --> 01:13:52,894
[ Grunts ]
1171
01:13:55,631 --> 01:13:57,598
Are you guys gonna
help me or what ?
1172
01:13:57,600 --> 01:14:02,770
oh, I'll hel.
yeah, right.
1173
01:14:02,772 --> 01:14:05,907
'Cause you know I'm just gonna
let you walk right outta here
and spoil everything.
1174
01:14:09,678 --> 01:14:12,447
All right, now the event
I know everybody's been
waiting for is finally here.
1175
01:14:12,449 --> 01:14:16,684
One night only, the worldwide
live debut concert of
josie and the pussycats.
1176
01:14:16,686 --> 01:14:19,153
[ Screaming, cheering ]
1177
01:14:19,155 --> 01:14:21,222
And, oh, very cool,
it's gonna be live
at the "megarena"...
1178
01:14:21,224 --> 01:14:23,458
With a simultaneous
global web cast.
1179
01:14:23,460 --> 01:14:26,494
You can log on to mtv.com
for more details.
And remember:
1180
01:14:26,496 --> 01:14:30,531
You will not hear a thing
without your josie
3-d-x headphones,
1181
01:14:30,533 --> 01:14:32,867
So I urge you all
to pick some up--
I know I bought two.
1182
01:14:32,869 --> 01:14:34,969
[ Screaming, cheering ]
1183
01:14:54,890 --> 01:14:57,558
- Hi !
- [ Chattering ]
1184
01:15:02,831 --> 01:15:06,901
Oh, look at the pouty girl.
Boo-hoo !
1185
01:15:06,903 --> 01:15:10,605
Well, you better
snap out of it, red, 'cause
you've got a show to put on !
1186
01:15:10,607 --> 01:15:14,275
Are you kidding ?
I'm not gonna play, help you
send messages to those kids.
1187
01:15:14,277 --> 01:15:17,778
- Forget it. I'm done.
- Oh, look who's got all
principled all of a sudden.
1188
01:15:17,780 --> 01:15:20,781
You didn't seem to mind when
your song went to number one !
1189
01:15:20,783 --> 01:15:24,685
You should kiss
my cellulite-free ass
for all I've done for you.
1190
01:15:24,687 --> 01:15:26,921
I made you a rock star.
1191
01:15:28,290 --> 01:15:30,725
[ Cheering, chanting ]
tell me you don't love tha.
1192
01:15:30,727 --> 01:15:33,828
I said forget it, all right ?
Now, find yourself
another girl.
1193
01:15:33,830 --> 01:15:35,997
[ Groans ]
yeah, see, I would,
1194
01:15:36,932 --> 01:15:39,767
But everybody's
already here !
1195
01:15:39,769 --> 01:15:41,936
- [ Chanting ]
josie ! Josie !
- Too bad.
1196
01:15:41,938 --> 01:15:45,773
- Wyatt.
- Josie !
1197
01:15:45,775 --> 01:15:49,710
- Val, mel !
- Don't talk to her.
You're wasting your time.
1198
01:15:49,712 --> 01:15:52,813
Miss diva over here
doesn't care if you do
something to us.
1199
01:15:52,815 --> 01:15:55,750
No, that's not true.
You guys, just listen to me.
1200
01:15:55,752 --> 01:15:58,286
I didn't mean
any of that stuff
that I said before.
1201
01:15:58,288 --> 01:16:01,656
Fiona and wyatt have put
subliminal message tracks
underneath our music--
1202
01:16:01,658 --> 01:16:04,325
Can it, rusty.
Your story's boring.
1203
01:16:04,327 --> 01:16:07,695
wyatt, why don't you show
these two lovely ladies
1204
01:16:07,697 --> 01:16:09,330
what we have for them
this evening ?
1205
01:16:09,332 --> 01:16:10,665
Gladly, my darling.
1206
01:16:17,573 --> 01:16:21,742
- A car ! Val, I won a car !
- No, you didn't win a car.
1207
01:16:21,744 --> 01:16:24,946
- Oh, my god, you won a car !
- No one won a car !
1208
01:16:26,882 --> 01:16:31,085
The car... Is about to be
a part of history...
1209
01:16:31,087 --> 01:16:33,654
if you decide
not to play tonigh.
1210
01:16:36,858 --> 01:16:39,660
Hi, I'm serena altschul
with mtv breaking news.
1211
01:16:39,662 --> 01:16:43,130
Josie and the pussycats'
debut concert was
unexpectedly canceled...
1212
01:16:43,132 --> 01:16:46,000
When an automobile exploded
in the stadium parking lot.
1213
01:16:46,002 --> 01:16:50,004
The passengers were
identified as valerie brown
and melody valentine,
1214
01:16:50,006 --> 01:16:53,007
Two of the founding members
of the popular rock band.
1215
01:16:53,009 --> 01:16:56,644
investigators on the scene
were quoted as saying the two
died a slow, fiery death...
1216
01:16:56,646 --> 01:16:58,646
Inside the four-wheeled
hell pit.
1217
01:17:00,882 --> 01:17:03,818
we're told that josie wil
be releasing a statement.
1218
01:17:03,820 --> 01:17:06,721
to the press within the hor
to comment on this tragedy.
1219
01:17:06,723 --> 01:17:09,890
yes, josie,
what are your comments ?
we're all gagging to know.
1220
01:17:09,892 --> 01:17:12,393
Roast your friends,
or play the show ?
1221
01:17:12,395 --> 01:17:14,028
play your show ?
roast the friends ?
what's it to be ?
1222
01:17:14,030 --> 01:17:15,096
All right !
1223
01:17:16,798 --> 01:17:17,865
I'll play.
1224
01:17:19,067 --> 01:17:20,801
See, val ?
She still likes us !
1225
01:17:24,139 --> 01:17:27,008
Mel, of course I do.
You guys are my best friends
on the planet.
1226
01:17:29,778 --> 01:17:33,914
Look, I know that friends
don't treat each other
the way I treated you guys.
1227
01:17:33,916 --> 01:17:36,150
but you've got to believe me.
if I could just
go back in time,
1228
01:17:36,152 --> 01:17:43,658
That would be cool.
If i could go back in time,
I'd wanna meet snoopy.
1229
01:17:43,660 --> 01:17:46,160
Mel, I love that about you !
1230
01:17:46,162 --> 01:17:49,063
I love that you think
that everything is possible...
1231
01:17:49,065 --> 01:17:51,832
and that this world is
such a great place,
because you know what ?
1232
01:17:51,834 --> 01:17:54,035
It is.
1233
01:17:54,037 --> 01:17:56,404
And I'm so sorry if,
for one second, I made you
think that it wasn't.
1234
01:17:58,106 --> 01:18:01,942
And val-- val,
1235
01:18:01,944 --> 01:18:04,679
You bought me
my first guitar.
1236
01:18:04,681 --> 01:18:08,049
And, you know, we may have
started this band together,
1237
01:18:08,051 --> 01:18:12,386
But the only reason we've
come this far
is because of you.
1238
01:18:12,388 --> 01:18:15,022
now, look.
i don't care if we're
josie and the pussycats,
1239
01:18:15,024 --> 01:18:19,393
Or valerie and the pussycats
or whoever and the pussycats.
1240
01:18:19,395 --> 01:18:21,896
It doesn't matter
as long as we're together.
1241
01:18:23,031 --> 01:18:26,767
you're my sister, va.
i love you.
1242
01:18:32,874 --> 01:18:36,477
- And I love you, val.
- And I love you, mel.
1243
01:18:36,479 --> 01:18:38,813
And I love you, josie.
1244
01:18:38,815 --> 01:18:41,882
And i--
I scream, you scream,
we all scream for ice cream.
1245
01:18:41,884 --> 01:18:44,185
everyone loves everyon.
1246
01:18:44,187 --> 01:18:47,121
Now, let's get
this show started !
1247
01:18:47,123 --> 01:18:52,126
[ Chanting ]
we want the show !
We want the show !
1248
01:18:52,128 --> 01:18:54,895
So, what is it
this time, fiona--
1249
01:18:54,897 --> 01:18:57,098
Cross-trainers,
pizza bagels, lip gloss ?
1250
01:18:57,100 --> 01:18:59,200
Oh, it's bigger--
much, much bigger.
1251
01:19:01,136 --> 01:19:02,903
You're gonna have
a pretty hard time
1252
01:19:02,905 --> 01:19:06,006
Selling secret messages
once your secret's out.
1253
01:19:06,008 --> 01:19:09,076
Oh, and tell me, cookie--
who will believe you ?
1254
01:19:09,078 --> 01:19:12,279
who will get behind
the ridiculous ramblings
of one silly, powerless girl ?
1255
01:19:15,083 --> 01:19:16,150
We will.
1256
01:19:17,919 --> 01:19:18,753
Who the hell are you ?
1257
01:19:24,926 --> 01:19:27,027
Someone you thought
you'd gotten rid of.
1258
01:19:27,029 --> 01:19:30,765
- Oh, my god,
it's les from dujour !
- Les ?
1259
01:19:30,767 --> 01:19:33,834
I tried to warn you--
the message on your mirror.
1260
01:19:33,836 --> 01:19:36,470
That was you ?
Dujour was in my bathroom !
1261
01:19:36,472 --> 01:19:40,174
But I thought you guys were
killed in a plane crash.
1262
01:19:40,176 --> 01:19:42,777
That's what I thought.
Wyatt ?
1263
01:19:42,779 --> 01:19:44,545
oh, well, we managed
to land the plane just fin.
1264
01:19:46,515 --> 01:19:48,849
Unfortunately,
it was in the parking lot
of a metallica show.
1265
01:19:52,087 --> 01:19:53,320
Well, the fans beat
the crap out of us.
1266
01:19:54,923 --> 01:19:57,558
Well, you don't look
too bad.
1267
01:19:57,560 --> 01:20:00,261
And I thank god every day
I knew the words
to enter sandman.
1268
01:20:01,997 --> 01:20:04,932
[ muffled, indistinc]
1269
01:20:04,934 --> 01:20:09,970
Word, doc. She's not
gonna get away with it--
not this time.
1270
01:20:09,972 --> 01:20:13,808
Let's get 'em, boys,
dujour-style !
[ Moaning ]
1271
01:20:13,810 --> 01:20:15,543
- [ Monkey screeching ]
- [ crashing ]
1272
01:20:16,178 --> 01:20:17,545
Anyway--
1273
01:20:20,816 --> 01:20:23,184
- Oh, now, come on !
- [ crowd chanting ]
1274
01:20:29,224 --> 01:20:30,057
Boy, you almost got me.
1275
01:20:31,993 --> 01:20:35,095
Honestly, girls all over
the world would kill
to be in your shoes,
1276
01:20:35,097 --> 01:20:36,564
and here you stand,
running away from it.
1277
01:20:37,033 --> 01:20:42,603
So you could go crawling back
to "shitdale" and spend
the rest of your life...
1278
01:20:42,605 --> 01:20:45,973
Being washed up
with your loser friends,
dopey and mopey there ?
1279
01:20:45,975 --> 01:20:49,376
- [ Scoffs ]
- that's it.
1280
01:20:50,979 --> 01:20:52,246
♪ well I'm just outta school
gotta dance like a fool ♪
1281
01:20:52,248 --> 01:20:55,249
[ Screams ]
1282
01:20:55,251 --> 01:20:58,619
♪ gotta be a wild on
just stop right there,
missy.
1283
01:20:58,621 --> 01:21:02,256
Wyatt, you messed
with the wrong pussy.
1284
01:21:02,258 --> 01:21:07,261
- [ Grunting ]
- ♪ but I keep swingin', by
i'm a real wild child ♪
1285
01:21:07,263 --> 01:21:10,598
[ Screaming ]
you bitch !
1286
01:21:13,969 --> 01:21:17,037
♪ I'm a real wild one
and I like wild fun ♪
1287
01:21:17,039 --> 01:21:22,209
♪ in a world gone crazy
everything seems hazy,
i'm a wild one ♪
1288
01:21:22,211 --> 01:21:24,945
- You want some ?
Come on. Bring it !
- No, no !
1289
01:21:24,947 --> 01:21:27,114
♪ we're gonna break it looe
gotta keep it movin' wild ♪
1290
01:21:27,116 --> 01:21:31,151
♪ gotta keep on swinging, baby
i'm a real wild child ♪
1291
01:21:31,153 --> 01:21:32,620
[ Both squealing ]
1292
01:21:36,324 --> 01:21:40,961
[ Yelling ]
1293
01:21:40,963 --> 01:21:43,631
No, baby, no ! Let go !
Let go ! Let go !
1294
01:21:43,633 --> 01:21:46,901
[ Grunts, groans ]
1295
01:21:46,903 --> 01:21:47,668
Ooh !
1296
01:21:52,607 --> 01:21:54,241
Ooh !
[ Chuckles ]
1297
01:21:54,243 --> 01:21:57,044
What are you gonna do--
kill me with the guitar ?
1298
01:21:57,046 --> 01:22:01,015
Who's gonna
go up there and sing ?
You need me, remember ?
1299
01:22:01,017 --> 01:22:04,184
Need you ?
Doll, I created you,
1300
01:22:04,186 --> 01:22:06,153
And, believe me,
I can destroy you.
1301
01:22:07,122 --> 01:22:08,055
[ Yelling ]
1302
01:22:10,392 --> 01:22:12,660
- [ Feedback screeching ]
- [ screaming ]
1303
01:22:18,199 --> 01:22:22,937
- I'm sorry.
Did you need that ?
- Wyatt ! Fix it !
1304
01:22:22,939 --> 01:22:25,940
You-- what's your job ?
Fix this !
1305
01:22:25,942 --> 01:22:29,310
oh, it's too late !
they're already taking of
the ears !
1306
01:22:31,680 --> 01:22:35,349
fiona is the most jerkin' girl
in the world !
1307
01:22:35,351 --> 01:22:40,955
Everybody loves fiona !
She's got the best hair
and the most awesome clothes !
1308
01:22:40,957 --> 01:22:45,426
And she's so thin !
I know I want to be
just like fiona !
1309
01:22:45,428 --> 01:22:50,698
That's the secret message
that you wanted to send out--
that you're cool ?
1310
01:22:51,968 --> 01:22:57,071
- That's not me, I swear.
- [ fiona's voice ]
you're not doing it righ!
1311
01:22:57,073 --> 01:22:59,340
[ mr. Moviefone's voice ]
hey, that's my job !
[ crashing, struggling ]
1312
01:22:59,342 --> 01:23:01,342
[ fiona's voice, lisping]
if I wath a guy,
i'd athk her out.
1313
01:23:01,344 --> 01:23:04,278
if I wath a girl, I'd want to
be her betht friend forever.
1314
01:23:04,280 --> 01:23:09,383
we'd have thlumber parties and
thtay up braiding each otherth
hair and have tickle fights !
1315
01:23:09,385 --> 01:23:12,052
- [ laughing ]
- oh, thure.
1316
01:23:13,488 --> 01:23:16,523
Go ahead and laugh.
1317
01:23:16,525 --> 01:23:20,461
You don't know what it'th like
to be teathed and ridiculed
your whole life.
1318
01:23:25,000 --> 01:23:28,202
The thells thilver thwans
down by the theathore.
Theven thilver--
1319
01:23:28,536 --> 01:23:31,505
The thwims--
1320
01:23:31,507 --> 01:23:34,041
I tried, didn't I ?
[ Sighs ]
1321
01:23:36,077 --> 01:23:37,511
all I ever wanted wath
to be popular.
1322
01:23:39,180 --> 01:23:41,749
- Tell me, ith that tho bad ?
- Lisa ?
1323
01:23:45,286 --> 01:23:48,522
- What did you call me ?
- Lisa snyder ?
1324
01:23:50,158 --> 01:23:51,025
"Lithping litha" ?
1325
01:23:52,427 --> 01:23:55,029
That-that-that wath
my nickname in thchool.
1326
01:23:55,730 --> 01:23:57,231
Huntington high school.
1327
01:23:59,734 --> 01:24:04,138
Lisa, it's me-- wally.
"White-ass wally."
1328
01:24:06,408 --> 01:24:10,310
White-ass wally ?
The albino kid ?
That'th impothible.
1329
01:24:10,312 --> 01:24:14,181
- Firtht of all,
he wathn't britith.
- I'm not.
1330
01:24:14,183 --> 01:24:16,817
[ American accent ]
I just started talking
like that because...
1331
01:24:16,819 --> 01:24:19,253
I thought it would
make me more attractive.
1332
01:24:19,255 --> 01:24:23,824
- He wath tho pale.
- [ Chuckles ]
makeup.
1333
01:24:23,826 --> 01:24:27,194
I-i-i learned to thpeak
without a lithp.
1334
01:24:27,196 --> 01:24:28,228
Look !
1335
01:24:31,366 --> 01:24:33,500
Look !
1336
01:24:37,806 --> 01:24:41,108
I can't believe it'th you.
Ithn't it the thtrangetht
cointhidenth ?
1337
01:24:46,147 --> 01:24:47,081
Wait.
1338
01:24:48,783 --> 01:24:51,085
[ Exhales ]
1339
01:24:51,087 --> 01:24:53,620
Oh, I've been holding that in
for the past 15 years.
1340
01:24:54,489 --> 01:24:56,857
This is so romantic.
1341
01:24:56,859 --> 01:24:59,560
Yeah, in a... Creepy,
ironic sort of way.
1342
01:25:02,430 --> 01:25:05,099
so, what's the moral
of the story here--
1343
01:25:05,101 --> 01:25:07,501
Freaks should date
other freaks ?
1344
01:25:07,503 --> 01:25:11,371
No, I think the moral of
the story here is you should
be happy with who you are.
1345
01:25:11,373 --> 01:25:15,375
This whole time we've been
spending money on expensive
clothes to impress people.
1346
01:25:15,377 --> 01:25:18,512
Never made me happy.
No ! Happ-- oh, my gosh.
1347
01:25:18,514 --> 01:25:22,349
Happiness is on the inside.
I'm not this.
I'm not what I wear.
1348
01:25:22,351 --> 01:25:23,584
[ Shouting ]
I'm not what I wear !
1349
01:25:25,253 --> 01:25:26,253
You should think about this.
[ Chuckles ]
1350
01:25:28,590 --> 01:25:33,660
oh, please.
unlike you bunch of wack jobs,
i am perfect just as I am.
1351
01:25:33,662 --> 01:25:37,464
Holy smoke !
That girl's got a skunk
on her head !
1352
01:25:37,466 --> 01:25:42,436
oh, geez.
that's just your hair.
sorry, but that's messed u.
1353
01:25:42,438 --> 01:25:44,905
- Who are you ?
- I'm agent kelly.
I'm with the government.
1354
01:25:44,907 --> 01:25:47,407
Oh, thank god !
Did you know...
1355
01:25:47,409 --> 01:25:50,644
That fiona and wyatt
are using that machine
to send
1356
01:25:50,646 --> 01:25:53,247
Subliminal messages
through our music ?
1357
01:25:53,249 --> 01:25:56,416
They're trying to create
an army of mindless teenagers,
1358
01:25:56,418 --> 01:26:01,455
To make them buy things and
even control their thoughts.
They what ?
1359
01:26:01,457 --> 01:26:04,358
Oh, come on.
You knew about thith
from the very beginning.
1360
01:26:04,360 --> 01:26:07,427
- Gentlemen, arrest
that woman and that man...
- What ?
1361
01:26:07,429 --> 01:26:11,331
On charges of conspiracy
against the youth of america.
1362
01:26:11,333 --> 01:26:15,335
- You can't be theriouth.
- Oh, I'm serious, ma'am.
1363
01:26:15,337 --> 01:26:18,572
This is
a very serious offense.
1364
01:26:18,574 --> 01:26:20,674
Sorry, but they're
on to us. Somebody's
got to take the fall.
1365
01:26:20,676 --> 01:26:23,577
You bastard !
1366
01:26:23,579 --> 01:26:28,448
Besides, after the concert,
we were gonna shut down
your operation anyway.
1367
01:26:28,450 --> 01:26:31,919
We found
that subliminal messages
work much better in movies.
1368
01:26:31,921 --> 01:26:33,687
[ mr. Moviefone ]
1369
01:26:33,689 --> 01:26:34,788
All right, let's go.
1370
01:26:37,292 --> 01:26:39,326
Well, now that you girls
are done saving the world,
1371
01:26:41,629 --> 01:26:44,198
I think you have
a concert to play.
[ audience cheering ]
1372
01:26:46,701 --> 01:26:51,271
[ man over p.a. ]
give it up for
josie and the pussycats !
1373
01:26:52,340 --> 01:26:54,942
[ audience screaming ]
1374
01:26:54,944 --> 01:26:57,978
[ chanting ]
josie ! Josie !
josie ! Josie !
1375
01:27:01,916 --> 01:27:04,284
[ chanting,
screaming continue]
1376
01:27:12,660 --> 01:27:15,963
[ Crowd quiets ]
1377
01:27:17,765 --> 01:27:20,968
[ feedback screeches ]
whoa.
1378
01:27:27,242 --> 01:27:29,243
I'm gonna take these off.
1379
01:27:39,520 --> 01:27:40,721
Stop !
1380
01:27:45,760 --> 01:27:50,631
I know you all came out here
tonight because you heard
something you liked on our cd.
1381
01:27:50,633 --> 01:27:52,499
[ scattered cheers ]
1382
01:27:55,036 --> 01:27:58,005
We're gonna play something
different for you tonight--
something you haven't heard.
1383
01:28:00,642 --> 01:28:04,044
It's cool if you like it.
It's all right if you don't.
1384
01:28:04,046 --> 01:28:07,047
Just...
Decide for yourselves.
1385
01:28:09,651 --> 01:28:12,419
this is for someone
who said he believed in .
1386
01:28:14,689 --> 01:28:16,490
Kinda wish he was here now.
1387
01:28:22,363 --> 01:28:26,333
♪ Na, na, na
na, na, na, na ♪
1388
01:28:26,335 --> 01:28:31,038
♪ na, na, na
na, na, na, na♪
1389
01:28:31,040 --> 01:28:34,708
♪ na, na, na
na, na, na ♪
1390
01:28:34,710 --> 01:28:37,811
♪ Yeah
1391
01:28:40,815 --> 01:28:43,083
♪ One, two
one, two, three ♪
1392
01:28:43,085 --> 01:28:47,020
♪ Spin around, come back home
you're running out on a line ♪
1393
01:28:47,022 --> 01:28:49,723
♪ Sometimes feel
I'm goin' out of my mind ♪
1394
01:28:49,725 --> 01:28:54,528
♪ Stunned here waiting
for anyone to take the time ♪
1395
01:28:54,530 --> 01:28:58,432
♪ spin around, we get
further and further away♪
1396
01:28:58,434 --> 01:29:01,335
♪ smile and wave
ain't got nothin' to say♪
1397
01:29:01,337 --> 01:29:06,039
♪ stunned here waiting
for anyone to take the time ♪
1398
01:29:06,041 --> 01:29:09,710
♪ to change my md
this time ♪
1399
01:29:12,613 --> 01:29:17,084
♪ well, I've been starin'
at the sun some time ♪
1400
01:29:18,886 --> 01:29:22,556
♪ It gets dark inside
but I don't mind ♪
1401
01:29:24,859 --> 01:29:29,763
♪ And if you're gone
it's like I'm goin' blind ♪
1402
01:29:29,765 --> 01:29:35,135
♪ I can't get by this time
1403
01:29:35,137 --> 01:29:38,538
♪ Spin around
come down now 'cause
it's all getting clear ♪
1404
01:29:38,540 --> 01:29:41,641
♪ Everything you've
ever wanted is here ♪
1405
01:29:41,643 --> 01:29:46,079
♪ We never needed
anyone to change our minds ♪
1406
01:29:46,081 --> 01:29:48,615
♪ Don't waste our time
1407
01:29:48,617 --> 01:29:52,452
♪ We're fine
1408
01:29:52,454 --> 01:29:57,124
♪ Well, I've been starin'
at the sun some time ♪
1409
01:29:59,160 --> 01:30:04,664
♪ It gets dark inside
but I don't mind ♪
1410
01:30:04,666 --> 01:30:08,935
♪ And if you're gone
it's like I'm goin' blind ♪
1411
01:30:08,937 --> 01:30:13,907
♪ I can't get by this time
1412
01:30:13,909 --> 01:30:18,178
josie ! Josie !
1413
01:30:18,180 --> 01:30:20,514
- Alan m !
- Josie !
1414
01:30:20,516 --> 01:30:24,418
- What are you doing here ?
- I have to tell you that...
1415
01:30:24,420 --> 01:30:26,887
Even though you don't feel
the same way about me...
1416
01:30:26,889 --> 01:30:30,424
as I do about you,
and even though
you didn't come to my gi-
1417
01:30:30,426 --> 01:30:32,826
What do you mean ?
Wyatt told me
it was canceled !
1418
01:30:32,828 --> 01:30:33,894
That dick !
1419
01:30:33,896 --> 01:30:40,834
What did you mean about
the i-don't-feel-the-same-way-
about-you-as-you-do-about-me ?
1420
01:30:40,836 --> 01:30:44,538
That's what I came here
to tell you !
Josie mccoy, i--
1421
01:30:44,540 --> 01:30:45,672
[ All gasp ]
1422
01:30:48,843 --> 01:30:50,477
I love you !
1423
01:30:51,779 --> 01:30:54,214
[ audience screams ]
1424
01:30:54,216 --> 01:30:57,484
I love you too !
I always have !
1425
01:31:03,991 --> 01:31:06,493
Hi.
Hi.
1426
01:31:10,198 --> 01:31:11,998
[ audience screa,
whistles ]
1427
01:31:19,474 --> 01:31:20,474
Damn !
1428
01:31:24,245 --> 01:31:26,580
Oh.
[ Stammering ]
1429
01:31:27,782 --> 01:31:29,015
I love you.
1430
01:31:35,656 --> 01:31:38,258
♪ La-la, la
la-la, la, la ♪
1431
01:31:38,260 --> 01:31:41,228
♪ La-la, la
la-la, la, la ♪
1432
01:31:41,230 --> 01:31:43,597
♪ La-la, la
la-la, la ♪
1433
01:31:43,599 --> 01:31:45,565
♪ Yeah
1434
01:31:46,767 --> 01:31:49,769
♪ La-la, la
la-la, la, la ♪
1435
01:31:49,771 --> 01:31:52,606
♪ la-la, la
la-la, la, la ♪
1436
01:31:52,608 --> 01:31:54,908
la-la, la ♪
1437
01:31:54,910 --> 01:31:57,677
♪ yeah
1438
01:31:57,679 --> 01:32:00,580
♪ La-la, la
la-la, la, la ♪
1439
01:32:00,582 --> 01:32:03,917
♪ La-la, la
la-la, la, la ♪
1440
01:32:03,919 --> 01:32:05,852
la-la, la ♪
1441
01:32:05,854 --> 01:32:08,788
♪ yeah
1442
01:32:08,790 --> 01:32:12,225
♪ Spin around and around
and around and around ♪
1443
01:32:12,227 --> 01:32:14,761
♪ Never wanna come back down
1444
01:32:14,763 --> 01:32:17,731
♪ 'Cause everything you lost
I've found ♪
1445
01:32:17,733 --> 01:32:20,267
♪ Yeah
1446
01:32:20,269 --> 01:32:22,936
♪ Spin around and around and
1447
01:32:22,938 --> 01:32:25,939
1448
01:32:25,941 --> 01:32:28,975
1449
01:32:28,977 --> 01:32:31,811
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
1450
01:32:31,813 --> 01:32:36,550
♪ Yeah, yeah
1451
01:32:40,688 --> 01:32:42,923
♪ Whoa
1452
01:32:42,925 --> 01:32:44,925
[ audience screaming ]
1453
01:32:46,794 --> 01:32:49,596
♪ [ rock ]
1454
01:32:57,838 --> 01:33:01,074
- [ Blows raspberry ]
- [ laughs ]
contain the excitement.
1455
01:33:01,076 --> 01:33:04,644
♪ josie and the pussycat
1456
01:33:04,646 --> 01:33:06,913
Why'd you have
to hit me, man ?
It was just never gonna stop.
1457
01:33:06,915 --> 01:33:09,583
♪ guitars and
marshall stacks ♪
1458
01:33:09,585 --> 01:33:13,720
♪ hot, sweet, supercool
don't you know these kitties
rule hurry, hurry ♪
1459
01:33:13,722 --> 01:33:16,990
♪ we've been goin' over
the master plan ♪
1460
01:33:16,992 --> 01:33:22,095
♪ driving in
a custom-painted van
practicin' for hours ♪
1461
01:33:22,097 --> 01:33:25,065
♪ don't you know that son
no matter where ya go
we'll be on the radio ♪
1462
01:33:27,001 --> 01:33:29,936
[ feedback screeches ]
1463
01:33:29,938 --> 01:33:33,873
[ Snickers ]
can you see me and my nose
on the microphone ?
1464
01:33:33,875 --> 01:33:36,977
from this command center
we control everything...
1465
01:33:38,079 --> 01:33:40,947
Except what I'm
gonna say next.
1466
01:33:40,949 --> 01:33:44,317
I can't even believe
that they let me bring--
[ laughs ]
1467
01:33:44,319 --> 01:33:48,688
You slept with him !
[ Laughs ]
1468
01:33:48,690 --> 01:33:50,690
You better get his mama
to get him a new face.
Ah-ah-ah.
1469
01:33:50,692 --> 01:33:53,126
You know my mom's dead.
That's just--
1470
01:33:53,128 --> 01:33:56,696
- [ All laugh ]
- next up on weather--
1471
01:33:56,698 --> 01:33:59,733
- [ Snarling ]
- what is wrong with you ?
1472
01:33:59,735 --> 01:34:01,901
Goodness, won't somebody
please save us ?
1473
01:34:01,903 --> 01:34:04,371
[ Laughing ]
1474
01:34:04,373 --> 01:34:08,174
♪ goin' triple platinum
you just watch us climbin' up
the billboard charts ♪
1475
01:34:08,176 --> 01:34:10,810
♪ breakin' records
breakin' hearts ♪
hey, those are my bunny ears !
1476
01:34:15,149 --> 01:34:17,684
Sh--
[ beeps ]
1477
01:34:17,686 --> 01:34:22,055
This is what our operation--
I just spat right
in the camera.
1478
01:34:24,125 --> 01:34:26,993
♪ even though we're play'
in our garage ♪
1479
01:34:26,995 --> 01:34:30,063
♪ soon we'll have
a massive entourage ♪
1480
01:34:30,065 --> 01:34:33,933
♪ goin' triple platinum
you just watch us climbin' up
the billboard charts ♪
1481
01:34:33,935 --> 01:34:37,837
♪ breakin' records
breakin' hearts ♪
1482
01:34:37,839 --> 01:34:41,975
Yeah, right. 'Cause you know
I'm just gonna--
[ laughs ]
1483
01:34:41,977 --> 01:34:45,845
♪ let's go
josie and the pussycats ♪
1484
01:34:45,847 --> 01:34:49,082
♪ long tails
and ears for hats ♪
1485
01:34:49,084 --> 01:34:52,085
♪ we know just where it's at
[ karate sounds ]
1486
01:34:52,087 --> 01:34:54,954
- ♪ east, west
north or south ♪
- [ giggling ]
1487
01:34:54,956 --> 01:34:57,824
♪ guaranteed to rock
the house ♪
1488
01:34:57,826 --> 01:34:59,959
♪ josie and the pussycat
1489
01:34:59,961 --> 01:35:02,829
[ Screaming ]
1490
01:35:02,831 --> 01:35:06,833
♪ josie and the pussycats
[ laughing ]
1491
01:35:13,207 --> 01:35:17,877
♪ [ vocalizing ]
1492
01:35:17,879 --> 01:35:22,115
♪ they say this kind of loe
is wrong but you know
it feels so right ♪
1493
01:35:22,117 --> 01:35:26,252
♪ running my hands across
your cheeks, they're
oh-so smooth and white ♪
1494
01:35:26,254 --> 01:35:30,724
♪ leave the light on, baby
and unlock your backdoor ♪
1495
01:35:30,726 --> 01:35:34,961
♪ I'll be comin' throuh
that way tonight
to love you for sure ♪
1496
01:35:34,963 --> 01:35:39,499
♪ lyin' on your bed
starin' up at the moon♪
1497
01:35:39,501 --> 01:35:42,802
♪ you got me crazy
gotta love you soon ♪
1498
01:35:42,804 --> 01:35:45,739
♪ I'm your backdoor love
1499
01:35:45,741 --> 01:35:47,874
♪ comin' from behind
with the lights down low ♪
1500
01:35:47,876 --> 01:35:52,212
just you and me
no one has to know ♪
1501
01:35:52,214 --> 01:35:56,082
let me meet you there
at your secret spot ♪
1502
01:35:56,084 --> 01:36:01,988
♪ I'll show you a loe
that's more than hot♪
1503
01:36:01,990 --> 01:36:05,892
♪ well, he looks at me with
those innocent eyes and says ♪
1504
01:36:05,894 --> 01:36:08,895
♪ it looks like you're wearin'
some kind of disguise ♪
1505
01:36:08,897 --> 01:36:12,198
♪ because your hair sticks up
your shoes are untied ♪
1506
01:36:12,200 --> 01:36:15,268
♪ I hope that you got
that shirt at half price ♪
1507
01:36:15,270 --> 01:36:18,905
♪ and every word I say
falls flat on the floor ♪
1508
01:36:18,907 --> 01:36:22,175
♪ I try to tell a joe
he's heard it before♪
1509
01:36:22,177 --> 01:36:25,545
♪ and I don't think
that I can take it no more♪
1510
01:36:25,547 --> 01:36:29,249
♪ he's driving me
right out my front door ♪
1511
01:36:29,251 --> 01:36:32,786
♪ why do you do
1512
01:36:32,788 --> 01:36:35,955
♪ you're shaking my confidence
driving me crazy ♪
1513
01:36:35,957 --> 01:36:39,192
♪ you know if I could
i'd do anything for you ♪
1514
01:36:39,194 --> 01:36:42,862
1515
01:36:42,864 --> 01:36:46,032
1516
01:36:46,034 --> 01:36:49,903
1517
01:36:49,905 --> 01:36:53,039
oooh, wee, ooh, wee, ooh♪
♪ dujour around the worl
1518
01:36:53,041 --> 01:36:56,843
♪ nobody rocks the me
♪ nobody
1519
01:36:56,845 --> 01:37:01,080
♪ bangin' 'round
the world with dujou♪
1520
01:37:01,082 --> 01:37:05,118
♪ we're number one and stayin'
at the top of our game ♪
1521
01:37:05,120 --> 01:37:09,589
♪ from east to west, we knw
you already know our name ♪
1522
01:37:09,591 --> 01:37:13,092
♪ dujour
around the world forever ♪
1523
01:37:13,094 --> 01:37:18,097
♪ yeah, flyin' so high
in all kinds of weather ♪
1524
01:37:18,099 --> 01:37:21,100
♪ we're number one
in this game ♪
1525
01:37:21,102 --> 01:37:25,071
♪ and I think you knw
our name is ♪
♪ dujour
1526
01:37:25,073 --> 01:37:29,175
♪ dujour
♪ nobody rocks the me
1527
01:37:29,177 --> 01:37:34,013
♪ dujour
♪ ride on your motorbie
1528
01:37:39,019 --> 01:37:41,621
♪ I'm a punk rock prom queen
1529
01:37:41,623 --> 01:37:44,123
♪ brown paper magazine
1530
01:37:44,125 --> 01:37:46,392
♪ hotter than you've
ever seen ♪
1531
01:37:46,394 --> 01:37:49,028
♪ everywhere and in between
1532
01:37:49,030 --> 01:37:51,898
♪ I'm a ten-ticket
thrill ride ♪
1533
01:37:51,900 --> 01:37:54,133
♪ don't you wanna
come inside ♪
1534
01:37:54,135 --> 01:37:56,970
♪ a five-star triple threat
hardest of the hard to get♪
1535
01:37:56,972 --> 01:37:59,005
♪ no one's little reprobe
ain't seen nothin'
like me yet ♪
1536
01:37:59,007 --> 01:38:03,943
♪ it took six whole hours
and five long days ♪
1537
01:38:03,945 --> 01:38:07,347
1538
01:38:08,649 --> 01:38:11,150
1539
01:38:11,152 --> 01:38:14,888
1540
01:38:14,890 --> 01:38:19,659
♪ 'cause you can't se
1541
01:38:19,661 --> 01:38:21,427
[ man ]
jerkin' !

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