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The 18th J.Z.A. will be held at Crystal Mountain June 23rd - 25th, 2006.

THE ONLY NUMBER

Last years J.Z.A. had a lot of numbers. It was the 17th annual trip Johnny and his boys made up north. A total of 24 guys made it up last year, including at least 3 rookies. There were 6 teams with 4 members each. About 37 cases of beer, 16 bottles of liquor and countless shots were consumed. Although Johnny stumbled at least 9 times throughout the weekend, that isnt the most surprising number. Come June 22, 2006, if you add those blue numbers together and divide them by Johnnys IQ, you should come to his age on that date - 40! Yes, the founder and commissioner of the J.Z.A hits the over the hill milestone. Just a little F.Y.I. for everyone. What, are you surprised the V.P. put this together? Johnny doesnt even know how to spell computer let alone turn one on. zstorm22@bellsouth.net

J.Z.A. #18

www.crystalmountain.com Same luscious-style accommodations as Garland, 4 per townhouse. Please pick a captain & 3 roommates. I will deal with the captains accordingly. Pkg. Johnny 3 nights 36 holes $337.00 Pkg. Punk-Ass 2 nights 36 holes $274.00

I'll have a pay-me meeting in early February and early April. I do need the money A.S.A.P. so those who can hook me up early, it is greatly appreciated. Final deadline is April 31st. That's final! Checks/Money Orders made payable to Crystal Mountain NOT Johnny. You can mail them to me, or meet at Hamlin Pub, when I pick the dates. Johnny Zube Punk-Ass V.P. of Operations President & Ceo 2870 Orion Rd. Oakland, MI 48363 (248) 736-2118 (248) 770-4919

The crew at Garland Resorts for the 17th annual Johnny Zube.

Da 17th Annual champs ... They may not be pretty, but at least they can golf.