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Homecoming 2016, Taylor Hembree, Editor-in-Chief

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Editorial Board
Taylor Hembree .... Editor-in-Chief
Emma Nortje .... News Editor
Angela Moryan .... Sports stuff overheard on campus
Sam Jones .... Asst. Sports Editor
Nick Landon .... A&E Editor
Sydney Chacon .... Asst. A&E Editor PHOTOGRAPHER WRITER OF THE Don’t get him started about ‘The Big
John Dillon .... Digital Media Editor WEEK: Bang Theory’.
Caleb Shorthouse .... Designer
OF THE WEEK: I was being a little dramatic...you
Sydney Chacon Mary Kate Conner
Ashley Ferrall .... Ad Manager know how us theater folk are.
Sam Mullis .... Asst. Ad Manager
Clay Garland .... The Lemonade Show me those lap dance photos.
Will Anderson .... The Lemon- What is “The Litter Box?”
Scott Diller .... Distribution Manager What is it about me that
Abigail Dillon .... PR Representative attracts old men?
Christina Smith .... Faculty Adviser
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Homecoming, 2016 Emma Nortje, Editor

GC royalty get crowned Savannah


Stout
@gcsunade
The Colonnade: How does The Colonnade: How
it feel to be crowned? do you feel?
Alex Adams: It’s a Grant Peagler:
shocking feeling when you Feeling great. It’s
go into the day not expecting exciting. I am so
The Colonnade: How did important for me that people
to win and telling yourself privileged to represent
you feel when your name was know how loved they are and
whatever happens, happens. the gentleman of
called, announcing that you’d it’s been amazing to be able to
won Homecoming Queen? spread that message this week. Kappa Alpha order
colonnade: What are you and it always an
Kendal Tomasin: Wow, I
going to do now that it’s honor to represent the
mean it was all such a blur. colonnade: Did you think you
over? great and wonderful
I feel very humbled to be were going to hear your name?
Adams: I know that this Georgia College! GO
standing here right now. tomasin: No! I didn’t even
moment is an honor, but BOBCATS!
Everything from campaigning think I would be nominated,
it’s just another day in my
and to spreading the message and I feel so honored that Phi
The Colonnade: How colonnade: Did you journey. I know I have this colonnade: Did you
that “you are loved” to this Mu chose me to represent this
do you feel about being have high hopes for crown, but I still crave expect to win Duke?
Georgia College community amazing chapter. It’s been such
crowned Homecoming more and that craving can Peagler: No, I had no
winning? and seeing that move around a blessing to just pour into
only be satisfied when I see idea. I didn’t think I
King? the campus-- it’s just all this community through this
ziegler: I thought I saw Jesus face-to-face. But for would be able to share
Michael Ziegler: unbelievable, and it is so campaign.
someone else’s name now, I’m going to go have this moment with Alex
Feeling great. The
on the paper. I tried to some Capital City pizza and (Peagler’s girlfriend,
whole experience itself
sneak a peek, but I’m then sleep for days and get the Duchess), and I
was so fun. We just
Completely psyched to over this fever. But I can’t am thrilled the student
kept trying to keep the
represent this amazing wait to celebrate with my body gave us this
campaign light humored
college and bobcat ‘sista’ queen and get to date opportunity.
and fun because of how
nation. I am so grateful. the Duke and learn about
stressful the week is.
science with the king.
GC's largest tailgate
tamed

Mary Kate Conner/ Photographer


The annual Tent City was set up in the parking lot of the Cenntenial
Center this year.

in their Bobcat pride just and was used frequently as impact on the residence
Mary Kate before the big games. The a restroom. halls this year.
Conner all-day event has been a “There was a lot of “It’s really a full campus
@gcsunade GC Homecoming Week vandalism, people running effort to make sure that
tradition for years. around, tearing down door happens,” Terry said.
The current president decks,” Sasso said of last He also agreed that with
Music blaring, grills of Thunder Crew, Angie year’s chaos. “It was wristbands, it should be
flaming, free drinks Moryan, said the event is probably one of the worst easy to identify who should
flowing - that is Tent a great way to show school nights we’ve had in Wells.” or should not be handling
City, otherwise known as spirit and unity as a GC This year, the University alcohol, especially in the
Georgia College’s biggest community. took a step towards dorms. With new policies
tailgate. It is a time for “The whole school regulating drinking by added, Terry had high
students and alumni to can come together, party giving wristbands to hopes for this year’s events.
come together and share together, and just be organizations to be passed “We have a very
Bobcats,” Moryan said. out to members 21 and responsible community,
“It allows people to see older. Anyone without a and student body, and very
what is possible if all wristband seen drinking qualified campus staff,”
the organizations partner could be confronted by Terry said. “Everybody
together in support of Public Safety. Dr. Andy works together to make
athletics.” Lewter, Dean of Students, sure these events happen
However, there is a said the measure was taken in a safe environment while
thorn in the side of all the in order to further student still allowing it to be very
festivities. In years past, safety and curb underage fun for the community.”
underage drinking was a drinking. Overall, Tent City
component of the event that “Those concerns [about activities did not seem to
was largely disregarded. students’ safety] have have the same negative
Everyone drank freely and led us to look at different impact on the campus or on
openly, regardless of the ways to have an impact on residence halls as in years
law or University policy. underage drinking during past. Following Saturday’s
The repercussions of this hit Homecoming,” Lewter midnight rounds, a CA on
Central Campus residence said. duty reported no serious
halls especially hard. Matthew Terry, Assistant incidents. If the wristbands
Colin Sasso, a junior Director of Marketing have proven a successful
CA in Wells Hall, said that and Communications of policy, it remains to be seen
last year it was difficult to University Housing, was what additional policies
monitor who belonged in confident that Public Safety, may be added in the future
Wells and who did not, as it SNAP and the CA staff to further student safety and
was so close to the activities would maintain minimal campus order.
5

Hunch Punched in
the face Red in the face
*Obtained from the Georgia College Police *Obtained from the Georgia College
Department* Sgt. Hughes was dispatched on Jan. Police Department* On Jan. 31 at
31 at approximately 1:32 a.m. to assist a highly approximately 1 a.m., Officer Woodall
intoxicated male. Upon arrival, the individual was dispatched again to the Village in
was found face first on an intersection sidewalk. reference to another highly intoxicated
While picking up the male, the officer noticed female. The individual was very red in
he was bleeding from the mouth and nose area. the face and expressed a concern that
she had been drugged at a party she
The Hughes helped him down to the edge of the
had been to earlier which “she stated
sidewalk to prevent him from falling. After asking
it was the Pi Kappa Alpha party.”
the individual what was making him unable to
Upon waiting for EMS to arrive, the
walk he stated “he had been drinking Hunch Punch individual began to vomit and then
at the Pike house.” EMS was dispatched and after passed out. She was transported to
5 minutes he was transported to the ORMC. After
Where’s the
ORMC and the case has been turned
being turned over to Student Judicial, no further over to Student Judicial for review.
action was taken.
bathroom?
*Obtained from the Georgia College Police Department*
While Patrolling the area of Hancock and Wilkinson on Feb.
Loud n’ rowdy
3, St. Officer Powell noticed a white male urinating next *Obtained from the Georgia College Police Department* On Jan. 30
to a tree in Lot 26. The individual told the officer that he at approximately 11:50 p.m., Officer Woodall “was dispatched to the
was a resident of Bell Hall. Upon further questioning it was Pi Kappa Alpha house… in reference to a noise complaint.” Upon
revealed that he was only 18 years old and had consumed six arrival, she was approached by the former and current presidents of
alcoholic beverages that night. He tested positive for alcohol the fraternity who informed Woodall that they were in the process of
at .110 BrAc and was sent home. The case was turned over clearing out the house. She was also approached by two angry party
to the Student Judicial and no further action was taken. participants who questioned her as to why she was at the house and
making everyone leave. Both men were asked by the two presidents
to leave. Woodall left after the house was cleared and the music was
turned off.

Caught red handed


*Obtained from the Georgia College Police Department*
Officer Woodall was dispatched to the Village on Jan. 31 at
approximately 12:12 a.m. in response to the report of a highly
intoxicated female. While assisting her to a chair, she noticed
that the individual’s hands were red and warm to the touch.
Her roommate informed Woodall that she had spilled what she
supposed was Hunch Punch on her hands. The individual had
also urinated on herself prior to her arrival and while attempting
to assist her in changing, she started to struggle and cry. Once
transported to ORMC, she stated that “she had been to the Pi
Kappa Alpha party that was held earlier in the evening.” The case
was turned over to the Student Judicial for review.

Busted
*Obtained from the Georgia College Police Department*
On Jan. 31 at approximately 2:25 a.m., Officer Woodall and
four other officers arrived at the Pi Kappa Alpha house. Four
approached the front door while the last one went around
to the back door. After knocking on the front door several
times, the officer at the back radioed to say that the residents
had attempted to leave through the back door. The gentlemen
were instructed to go back inside and after answering the
front door, were asked to step onto the front porch. The three
gentlemen were informed that the officers were there due
to the volume of GCSU students being received at ORMC
“that attended the Pi Kappa Alpha party needing assistance.”
Two of the residents were arrested and given warrants for
Maintaining a Disorderly House. The case has been referred
to Student Judicial for review.
Sports
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Angela Moryan, Editor


Homecoming, 2016 Sam Jones, Assistant Editor

Basketball

Mary Kate Conner and John Dillon


Left: Junior guard Christina Thomas sets up a play for the Bobcats. The women’s team fell to Columbus
State, 66-53, in the first Homecoming basketball game Saturday. Above: Freshman forward Isaac Thomas
jumps over Cougar player for a shot. Thomas scored 10 points for the Bobcats in the victory over rival
Columbus State.

BOBCAT BREAKDOWN.....................
Women’s basketball vs. CSU Leading Bobcat
#3 LaRice Walker
15 points
FG: 5-9/.556
FT: 5-8/.625ww
2 assists/2 steals
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Bobcats split Homecoming games


to conference rivals, Columbus State
Men upset Cougars with double-digit victory, while women fail to break losing streak with 13-point loss
78 win. and downs and our losing digits, with Gibbs earning “After we beat Augusta, we
Brandon The Bobcat women kept streaks, but we’re going to a double-double with 10 came in trying to get back
Bush close to Columbus State be fine,” junior point guard points and 12 rebounds on a winning streak. We
@presidentbush55
through most of the match, LaRice Walker said. “I’m while Rushton scored 13 have an opportunity to go
and entered the half locked very confident that we’re and caught six rebounds. far in the tournament.”
The most exciting up at 30 but the Cougars Things were drastically
going to the conference Coach Gainous
week of the year has would take control in the different for the men’s team, expressed his gratitude to
come and gone but before
homecoming week came
second half, scoring 22 “When you however, as the Bobcats everyone in attendance,
to a close, Georgia College
points in the final quarter.
look at the dominated Columbus State, saying that it was an
The Bobcats turned the ball shooting 51.9 percent and
basketball looked for two over 18 times, resulting in
box score maintaining the lead from
“awesome and unbelievable
big conference wins. 12 Columbus State points.
and your tip to the final whistle.
crowd” and adding that GC
The Bobcats met “I couldn’t be more four seniors “They were resilient,”
was a “special place to be.”
archrival Columbus State proud of their effort,” are leading men’s head coach Mark
The result of Saturday’s
to cap off Homecoming women’s head coach the team in Gainous said. “We shot the
games leave the men’s
2016. In front of thousands Maurice Smith said. “We scoring, it’s ball well, and we played
team in fourth place in the
of fans, the women’s team made some mistakes, but a great feel- defense well. When you division with a 16-7 record,
lost a hard-fought 66-53 our effort was good. That ing.” look at the box score and while the women sit at third
battle with the Cougars, being said, you have to play your four seniors are place with 15-8. Both teams
will travel to Young Harris
while the men smashed 40 minutes. The margin of Mark Gainous, leading the team in scoring,
to begin the final stretch
their opponents, cruising to error is small going down men’s basketball it’s a great feeling. They’re
of the regular season on
an 88- the final stretch.” Head Coach good kids.”
Despite the loss, the All five Bobcat starters Wednesday.
Bobcat women are still scored double digits,
holding their heads playoffs.” with senior guard Dwight Sydney Chacon and John Dillon
Top left: Senior guard Terrell Har-
high going into the Walker led the team Anderson thrashing the ris rises up for two points. Bot-
final stretch of the in scoring with 15 points, Cougar defense with 23 tom left: Senior forward Kadesha
Gibbs pivots around a Columbus
season. while seniors Kadesha points. State defender. Bottom: Senior
“We’ve Gibbs and McKenna “We feel good right guard Dwight Anderson calls out
had our ups Rushton also scored double now,” Anderson said. a Bobcat play during the 16th win
of the season.

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Men’s basketball vs. CSU Leading Bobcat Baseball vs. No. 1 University of Tampa Leading Bobcats
#2 Dwight Anderson Game 1: Mattix
23 points Game 1: L (4-3)
(.400 avg.)
FG: 5-10/.500 Game 2: L (6-4)
Game 2: Benson
3-pts: 3-5/.600 Game 3: L (16-14) - (.500 avg.)
FT: 10-12/.833 11 innings Game 3: Giesel (2 RBIs)
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Basketball

GC’s star senior writes tribute to NBA legend

Terrell
Harris

Dear Kobe Bryant, Thank you for teaching Thank you for being the
me to be myself and have only reason I wear number
Thank you for inspiring a confidence in my abilities 24
young kid from Indiantown, on and off the hardwood
Florida Thank you for the five
Thank you for allowing me
Thank you for empowering to witness greatness night championships I can say
my soul and mind with the in and night out I witnessed in my lifetime
true definition of hard work
and dedication Thank you. Thank you for being my
Michael Jordan
Thank you for allowing I can honestly say that you
me to admire your blood, did everything the right Thank you for being the
sweat, dedication and way without any handouts greatest of my era
passion for the game of or
basketball throughout your shortcuts Thank you for free
career
Thank you. admission to witness 20
Thank you for guiding years of greatness through
me to be great with your I strive every day to prepare the game of basketball
relentless work ethic and myself such as you did
your undeniable passion every game and every Thank you for being my
for the game practice hero.

Photo illustration by Angela Moryan


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Baseball

Bobcats fall to No. 1 Tampa in opening series at home


a solo-home-run by the game’s first run. A single runs in the top of the ninth, more in the bottom of the fight today. [It’s] tough
Steven Spartans second baseman from redshirt sophomore and the Bobcats would be tenth to tie things at 14. to swallow three losses,
Walters Laz Rivera in the sixth. Brandon Purcell knocked shut down by the Spartans After two more Tampa but [we need to just] keep
@gcsunade The bullpen helped the home two more runs to put relief core. runs in the top half the playing,” Purcell said.
Bobcats stay in contention the Bobcats up 3-1. The last game of the eleventh, the Bobcat magic Coach Tom Carty saw
with relievers Bryce Bush In the third, senior weekend looked to be finally ran out. The Bobcats positives in his squad’s
The Georgia College and Cameron Busby. They second baseman Dylan out of reach early, but the dropped their third in-a-row
went a combined four to No. 1 Tampa 16-14. 0-3 start.
baseball team opened its Cook blasted a solo Bobcats, down 12-2 in the
season at home this past innings, scattering two hits sixth, resiliently roared The weekend’s notables “First weekend out, so
homerun to left center field,
weekend, going 0-3 against and one earned run. giving the Bobcats the lead back against the nation’s on offense were senior we’ve got a lot of things
the No. 1 University of Game two was a similar again at 4-3. No. 1 team. designated hitter Tanner to work on, we know that,
Tampa Spartans. story for the Bobcats. After the Spartans tied The offense, quiet Geisel (2-6, three runs and but some guys threw ok
Sophomore pitcher Coach Tom Carty’s squad the game in the seventh, the through the first six innings, two RBIs), freshman third out of the bullpen, [and]
Charlie Hecht started the fell to 0-2 on the year, score was 4-4 going into exploded with a three-run baseman Garrett Green we showed some offense
first game, giving up three dropping the second game the top of the ninth. seventh and a seven-run (2-6, three RBIs, two runs there late which is good to
earned runs and striking of the series 6-4. The Spartans eighth. The Bobcats scored) and Purcell (3-5 see,” Carty said.
out seven batters in five The Bobcats got the would push and Spartans with two runs scored, one Cook, although
innings. The Spartans scoring started early thanks across would both RBI, one walk and a stolen
base). disappointed also took
narrowly edged the Bobcats to back-to-back lead off two score
with a final score of 4-3. walks from Mattix and After the game, Purcell positives from the weekend.
two
Despites the loss, the Benson. Mattix scored recognized the resilience of “It felt really good [to be
Bobcats had a couple of on an RBI single by the team. back on the field],” Cook
bright spots in the lineup. junior first baseman “[We] just [need to] said. “I mean I wish we
Centerfielder Logan Matthew Miller keep playing, keep would’ve won at least one
Mattix went 2-5 with a to push playing hard, or two of those games, but
solo-home-run, a double across we showed facing the number one team
and two runs scored out of the some in the nation, and doing that
the leadoff spot. against them, I think our
Shortstop Brandon season is going to be good.”
Benson also added to
the Bobcat output, Next, the Bobcats
going 1-4 with face Albany State
a double and an (0-4) Feb. 12-14 in
RBI. a three-game series
The difference at John Kurtz Field.
in the game was

Josh Parrish/ Staff Photographer


Freshman pitcher Brooks Luther threw 1 1/3
innings during Sunday’s final game, giving up no
runs in his first collegiate game. The Bobcats
start their 2016 season at 0-3 after losing to No.
1 University of Tampa.

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Softball at Anderson University Leading Bobcats Tennis at St. Leo University Leading Bobcats

Game 1: Brooks (.500 Men: Taylor Powell,


Game 1: W (5-2) avg./1 RBI) (one singles/one
Men - L 5-4
Game 2: W (3-1) - Game 2: Flanders doubles win)
Women - L 7-2
9 innings (.500 avg./2 RBIs) Women: Macy Polk
(One singles win)
GC JAM FEST
2016

John Dillon/ Senior Photographer


Local act Good Thoughts (directly above), Philladelphia native Lil’ Dicky (top), and Atlanta
rapper Rich Homie Quan (left) made for an interesting array of performances. at 2016’s
Homecomoing concerts.

Lil’ Dicky brings down


The Centennial Center
really hype,” Courtney expectations at all.”
Brooke Palmer, freshman, This year’s lineup
Moore
@gcsunade business management consisted of pop artist
major said. ”But as the Pia Mia, rapper Lil’
This year’s highly night went on, it turned Dicky and headliner
anticipated, sold out, out to be really lame. I Rich Homie Quan.
homecoming concert would say half of the However, Pia Mia
met mixed reviews from audience left after Lil’ cancelled the day before
students. Dicky performed, and the event.
“I was expecting it didn’t live up to my
the concert to be Jump page 11
A&e
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Nick Landon, Editor


Homecoming, 2016 Sydney Chacon, Assistant Editor

Concert
Continued from page 10... clothes
The only explanation and gave a lap dance to
her agent, Peter Wiederlight someone,” Olivia Todd,
offered came in an email junior mass communication
to the Campus Activities major said. “He was really
Board: Pia needs to funny and hyped up the
cancel due to unforeseen crowd.”
circumstances beyond her When headliner Rich
control. Homie Quan hit the stage
“I didn’t really know the energy and hype Lil’
who she was,” Frankie Dicky built up seemed to
Cantrell, a freshman, pre- die down, and hundreds of
athletic training major said. people began to flock out
“I didn’t really mind that of the Centennial Center all
she cancelled. It gave more at once.
time for the other artists.” Rich Homie Quan
Despite Pia Mia being performed several hit songs
MIA, Lil’ Dicky turned out by a number of artists but
to be a huge hit with GC his performance lacked
students. The “professional the personal touch that Lil’
rapper” gave a memorable Dicky had.
performance that included “Rich Homie Quan
the singing of the National probably shouldn’t have
Anthem and a lap dance to been the headliner,” Todd
a lucky audience member. said, “I felt bad when
“I was pretty surprised everyone walked out during
when he stripped off his his performance.”
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I just can’t do anything Westbrook on a Farm.” I


useful. So it’s just like a don’t know if you’ve heard
time difference, I feel like I it, but it’s a serious song.
have significantly less time It’s all about this metaphor
to make the stuff. with Russell Westbrook,
sm: From where you the NBA player, and the
started until where are you concept of the song is:
now with “Professional imagine if he grew up on
Rapper,” your music has a farm and had no idea he
definitely sort of taken a was good at basketball, and
turn from comedy rap to then one day he discovered
rap that is funny. Tell me a the basketball court and
little bit about that process- learned that he was Russell
if that was an intentional Westbrook. The analogy is
change or if that was just that’s me with rap. And that
how your music moved. song has been really good,
ld: I think it was just a and it wasn’t funny at all.
Student natural evolution. I started It was really serious. It’s
Media: What’s been rapping to be a comedian, probably my favorite song
the experience with I did not think I was going I’ve ever wrote, maybe.
working within the rap to be a rapper. And then I So I think that moment
what
industry, before then and learned that I could be a made me feel internally
you want.
now that you have your rapper, and once you learn like whereas before I was
Now, it’s like, there’s
success with “Professional that, you start thinking thinking you’re kind of
obviously a sense of John Dillon/ Senior Photographer
Rapper”? How’s that about it entirely differently. Larry David. After that I Lil’ Dicky’s story is certainly unique from what most rapper’s stories
urgency to get something seem to be, and that’s one of the reasons so many people like him.
changed the way that
out at all times at some
you’ve produced music?
extent. And then, you
“I think it’s pretty clear in even more because they’re joke, and I thought it was
Lil’ Dicky: I would say
have to promote what’s
my music, I’m not trying to the ones making music funny. When I decided to
that the biggest difference be anything other than every day, and they know become an actual rapper
been out. So before, it’s
is, before, it was a complete myself.” what goes into it, so I think taken seriously like three
like you’re creating with
one-man show in the
no real time limit and these guys are able to see years later, I had a whole
sense that I didn’t have Lil’ Dicky, how unique and impressive list of names in a word
no need to promote it or
management or anything. I Professional Rapper these concepts and details document, and none of
anything because none of
was just sitting in my room,
it is a public face ad. So are. them felt better than Lil
downloading beats illegally, You start taking yourself was thinking maybe you’re
now, it’s like everything sm: Where did the name Dicky. And I like rewarding
recording it all in my room. seriously as a rapper. also Eminem.
that’s public face, I have to Lil Dicky come from? moments if they happen,
It was simply just one man Before, I really don’t think sm: You kind of have
promote while at the same ld: I really just thought you know what I mean?
in his room with no other I did. And so when you this roster of really big
time create something new of it- like, I got my sm: If you could tell our
factors. Of course, now it’s have that mindset, now it’s collaborators on this new
because there’s always computer, my Macbook Georgia College students
a completely collaborative like, ‘oh, now I’m really album, why do you think
going to be that hunger for Pro, and Garageband was in anything about following
effort- like, I was in the competitive about it.’ people responded so well
studio with Diplo, which more. it. You know, I had always your dreams, what would
Now I have other things to to Lil Dicky?
is much easier. sm: Do you think that rapped for fun, but I never you say?
prove. Now I kind of want ld: Yeah, which was
sm: Is there anything having to promote and had the opportunity to have ld: To me, I could
eventually to have content a pleasant surprise in my
about the creative kind of pay attention to a program on my computer always live with failure, but
that’s not even music opinion. I think the main
processes that you went other facilities like social that was so high quality I couldn’t live with what-
related that kind of speaks thing is that it’s real. Like
through before your recent media kind of impacts for itself. Then the music one of the key elements where I could drag a beat in if. Sure, it’s scary to put
successes that you’ve your creative process in a can speak for itself without of hip-hop is realness. I and sing in autotune all of yourself out there, but it’s
preferred about creating different way? being comedic sometimes. think it’s pretty clear in my a sudden. So that first day even scarier to not and then
music before “Professional ld: Before I never sm: What was the music I’m not trying to be I was just messing around always have to, for the rest
Rapper”? toured, I was just making moment or maybe the anything other than myself. and made this rinky-dink of your life, wonder what
ld: You know, I worked the stuff. Now I go on tour, inspirational cue- the thing So I think people identify song, ironically over a would’ve happened. So if
in a slower pace in the sense and when I’m on tour, that caused you to realize with that immediately. Also, T-Pain beat I was singing I fail, I would’ve known
that before when nothing personally, I can’t create that you should start taking in terms of the uniqueness over, and I called myself ‘oh ok, you’re not that.’ So
was online, you could anything useful. I just don’t your talent more seriously? of my music that we all Lil Dicky like I don’t really to me, you just have to try.
literally take your time and know, I give myself every ld: I think when I kind of probably appreciate remember why, I mean, it Don’t settle for plan B until
just make and do exactly excuse, I don’t know why. made the song “Russell if you like me, rappers see it was definitely a small penis plan A fails.
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fun out of it, though. Just


music in general.
sm: How has the rap
industry moved since
you’ve started rapping?
rhq: Music has moved.
More music is being kidnapping of the film’s
dropped because people Peyton star, Baird Whitlock. What
have to keep dropping Sanders follows is a respective
music to stay relevant. It’s @gcsunade lampooning of early
more dancing now, more Hollywood stereotypes
feeling it. You’ve got to such as the uppity drama
Student Media: I know stay in tune with the people. A Catholic priest, a director, the cowboy with
you grew up in Atlanta, I People don’t even buy CD’s Greek Orthodox priest, incompetent speaking
just wanted to find out, anymore, you’re not buying a Protestant minister and abilities, and a pair of
growing up in Atlanta, hard copies. Everything’s a Jewish rabbi discuss Hedda Hopper twins just to
how did that influence your on telephones these days. the theology behind the name a few. The film also
music? When I dropped my first Hollywood depiction of manages to tie in a subplot
Rich Homie Quan: my head. mix tape, it was just CD’s. Christ…comedy ensues. involving the Red Scare
Growing up in Atlanta It was a Now, your promoting is The socially inept minds and some rather pretentious
influenced my music- It hobby at first, all on the internet. There of the Coen Brothers have communist sympathizers.
gave me a story to tell. In I do it for fun. was no snapchatting and I spun another eccentric and When viewing a Coen
People unpredictable tale with Brother’s film such as this
Atlanta, music’s really big, look at Whenever I go wasn’t even on Instagram,
it’s bigger than television. to the studio, I’m not yet. You can have so many minor flaws and major one, an audience member
it different laughs. “Hail, Caesar!” is should be aware that a
Music runs through our ways. It depends on how trying to make a hit, I’m songs, but it’s still about
veins. There’s some nice just trying to make good how you drop the song, you by no modern standard a certain formula will not be
you look at it, what you masterpiece in storytelling followed. Such as the case
parts of Atlanta, some hard want to tell about your music- trying to make my have to make sure you drop
parts, all I can really do is next song better than my them all differently. You but rather a character- with many of their past
story- some parts I want to driven tip of the cap to the films, there is a rejection of
tell my story. There’s no tell of my story, I can’t tell. last song. It’s kinda hard want to do it your way, but
story like mine, all I can do now. I try to find new your way might not be the old Hollywood. This isn’t the methodic status quo of
sm: What about your a Coen brother’s film that a consistent plot structure.
is stick to the script. hobbies that excite me, and way people want it to go,
story gets misconstrued will spur any existentialist But filmgoers should not see
sm: What makes your then I’ll have new things to you know?
the most? Is there a part that conversation about morality this as a negative but rather
story different? talk about. I just go in, try sm: Have these new
rhq: Because, no one you feel like people don’t to have fun. I never go in elements in the industry, and somberness like “No a chance to knowingly and
will ever live a life like really understand? the studio like “I know for like social media, taken Country for Old Men” or undoubtedly see something
mine. Even if it’s just rhq: It comes with the a fact, I’m going to make a away from what people “Miller’s Crossing.” This unexpected. However, this
waking up and walking territory. And also like song about this.” should focus on? latest addition to the Coen allows certain moments
to the mailbox, it’s still sometimes gettin music sm: Do you feel like, rhq: It’s kind of fifty- Brother’s filmography to overshadow others
different, you know what misconstrued can be good now that rapping has fifty percent. The good contains the proper amount leaving some of the scenes
I’m saying? It’s something because it keeps people become your job, that’s part is that anyone can do of nostalgia, wit, musical very stilted and uneven,
different every day. In wonderin, and it draws changed your creative it and promote themselves. numbers, and George but is quickly remedied
Atlanta, everyone wants to attention. You know what process? The bad part about it is Clooney looking confused. but outlandish behavior
rap, so to separate yourself, I’m sayin, a lot of times it’s rhq: I wouldn’t say it takes away from a lot The story follows real- from over-the-top and
you’ve got to tell your own bad, though. it’s changed my creative of good artists who have life “fixer” and routine unforgettable characters.
story. Everybody’s story is Most of the time it’s bad process, but when I first talent. Not to say that Catholic, Eddie Mannix, as “Hail, Caesar!” is rated
different. [laughs]. started rapping, I’d seen some of these guys aren’t his studio’s biggest release PG-13 for containing minor
sm: Do you have sm: Would you say that half the stuff I’ve seen talented, but you have of the year, “Hail Caesar!,” blasphemy and some neo-
challenges in presenting when you go to the studio, now. At the studio now, I some one-hit-wonders, is nearly sabotaged by the Marxist shenanigans.
that story? you try to change things up definitely put more time in, and you have some people
rhq: Sometimes. Only a lot? What do you have in I’ve stopped trying to rush who really love music and
because my music it’s like your head when you go to songs. I’ll start with like, have lots of talent that get
my story, and sometimes, record? a twenty minute song. We overshadowed by people
to different people, that rhq: I never go to the start stacking more, doing who might not have that
story can get misconstrued. studio with something in ad-libs more. It’ll take the much talent.
We wrote this instead of
calling our moms back.
News
Spice up your
Valentine’s day
be much worse. It’s highly know she is the one for me.
Will 2 Be spontaneous: So encouraged to involve Unfortunately before I can
Anderson often I hear couples long props such as guns, knives even ask the question, she
for the days of romantic and chainsaws. is usually half way out the
outings such as dinner, door running like a maniac.
movies, or the simple 4 Trustworthiness: The
I don’t mean to brag, but Netflix and sex nights. Fake number one key to a perfect 5 Honesty: Who doesn’t
“Guy from this meme to make your own death if you’re
one thing I pride myself in relationship is how much love being told the truth?
appearance at Beta Gamma is how I treat my dates. If really looking to shock you both are willing to trust Everyone. That’s why
you and your partner feel your partner. Not only each other. A fun game I you must continuously
Omicron’s next party” as if things are becoming will you be able to get a enjoy playing with my lie about everything to
see Frat on page 97... dull, here are six easy steps genuine reaction from your dates is “Where are we?” In each other. Forgot an
to really put the kick back significant other, but also this game I pretend to take anniversary? Pretend you
into your relationship just see how they and others my significant other out on have been diagnosed with
in time for the day of love. might really feel about you. an extravagant night on the Alzheimer’s. Late nights
Breaking News: town, when in actuality we out with no explanations?
1 Spice it up: To quote are headed to the closest You’ve been trying to “find
‘Taken 5’ now in the great Victoria Beckham 3 Roleplay: I’m not abandoned warehouse. yourself” out in the woods.
“Spice up your life”. talking about your typical Right when she ask the Pregnant? It’s just an
Nothing says I love you doctor, teacher fantasies. question, “Where are we?” unknown species growing
development: apparently more like Tarragon and Create your own original I take a page out from my in your stomach
Parsley. Looking to get character. The more horrible favorite family friendly
about the capturing of the juices jumping in bed? the character, the more your film Aladdin and respond 6 If all else fails: Break
Try a little chili powder companion can appreciate with “Do you trust me?” up. There is obvious no
‘Taken 4’ foreplay. you and realize how it could If her response is yes, I hope.
GC ‘Tent City’ proves to be a disappointment for one student
excited to see the circus, at God’s creatures? “I just wanna know were set up for did not because before I walked
Clay people! When you hear Get wrecked, whoever why Jason still loves want to show up because into his sun room where
Garland about see big tents and decided to include tents her!” she shouted at me of personal reasons. I he was reading his
crowds of people eating at an event without through her sobs. investigated further. book, I went through his
and having a joyous having a circus, because “I’m sorry?” I replied, “Dr. Dorman, what paperwork and could
time, you assume you not only did you ruin this confused. can you tell me about not find anything about
You know what? I had
will see an elephant and guy’s day, but a lot of “She will literally the elephant scandal?” I paying for a circus. It
a terrible homecoming
some people with very other people’s as well. I screw any dude that talks asked. smelled like a cover up.
weekend, and I’ll tell
extreme deformities. interviewed one student to her and I just want “CLAY YOU ARE However, due to some
you why. The higher ups
However, when I who was clearly as upset Jason to be happy… NOT ALLOWED IN legal issues and people
in The Colonnade said
got there (after I missed as I was about the whole That’s all ever wanted!!” MY HOME AFTER within The Colonnade
‘Hey Clay, do a piece on
breakfast, by the way. I ordeal. she was then so upset she WHAT YOU DID THE not wanting to get to the
Tent City! It’ll be fun’,
was in an awful mood) When I approached vomited between us and LAST TIME” he replied. bottom of this hot and
to which I said ‘who
I was greeted by a party this young woman, I began wandering away. It turns out that Dr. juicy scandal, I have to
will fund this? What
with an extreme lack of knew something was “It sounds like your Dorman is still upset make a public apology
hotel will I be in? Also,
freaks and elephants! wrong. She was crying friend may have an about my summer to Dr. Dorman and his
I require time and a half
How the heck am I and talking into a cell unhealthy, and possibly investigation on newly family.
for this.’ Apparently
supposed to have a good phone with no one else illegal, relationship legal fireworks, but “Dear Dorman
I’m not paid at all and
time under a tent with on the other side. She with the elephant that is I feel like if he were family: I’m sorry.
what they wanted from
people I don’t know if was in hysterics. supposed to be here!” I to look past his lack Also, if you have any
me was to simply go
we’re not staring at an “Ma’am? Can you called out to her as she of garage, he will see information regarding
behind the dormitories.
adorable monkey on the tell me how the false walked away. his larger supply of the circus animal
I thought the assignment
shoulder of a morbidly advertising of this event And that is when stargazing space. The situation for next year’s
was below my skill-level
obese fellow with a made you feel this I realized: the circus trip to his home was tent city I would really
as a journalist, but I was
mustache shouting orders evening?” animals that the tents not a waste, however, appreciate it.”
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Emily exactly what you think Maurice calls dear those kegels you’ve been
month, but don't stop
Davis Gemini, don’t let him doing will help more than you
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fool you. think.
Homecoming
weekend in
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