1.

You feel insulted when a non-Bisdak ridicules

someone by saying
"bisaya", but it's okay if another Bisdak uses it to
another Bisdak, as in
"ah, bisayaa pud oy!"

2. You feel proud when Matud nila is sung and you

sing along with it bisan
dili nimo memorize.

3. Hibal-an nimo kung unsa ang habal-habal bisan

wala pa ka kasakay niani
ug siyempre pa ang "sikad"

4. common usages kung ga-tinagalog: ?the use

of "kuwan" as interjection
ang ?superlative ?nga pirmi gamiton mao
ang "masyado", i.e.,
maingay ?masyado, sobra masyado, bilisan mo
masyado (read: paspasi lagi)
adunay tendency ?nga ?pulihan ?lang ang "o"
or "a" og "i", i.e., ang atop
into atip, ang kan-on into kan-in, ang sud-an into
sud-in ug ang utan
into..(hehehehe)

5. you know what "itlog mo 'noy orange" means

6. you know that the karaang "bayle" aron

mamahimong modern gipulihan na og
"disco" - discoral

7. aduna kay hibaw-an nga at least usa ka kanta

ni Yoyoy Villame or Max
Surban bisan sa tono lang

8. you can use varied terms of endearment for

friends and relatives ?like
bay, parts, paparts, migo, kabs (kababayan),
parekoy, pareng, choy,
higala, ?kid, gaw, gaweks, manoy,nong, inse,
ditse,iyo, iya, palangga,
pangga, gang,

9. you call someone "Inday" and/or "Dodong" as a

term of affection and hate
it when other non-bisdak use the term as if its a
title given for a
househelp.

10. you know what "maning hang" is

11. you know vino kulafu and fighter

wine...sometimes you even know its
jingle!

12. instead of stork, you chose snowbear or you

buy Timbura when you mean
Corniks
13. your familiar with the brand Loalde in clothing

14. you crave for inun-unan, paklay, halang-halang,

law-oy, kinilaw,
ginamos, bulad, binignit (tabirak), sikwate paresan
sa puto maya,

15. Esteban Escudero and Golyat are folk heroes

16. Handuman sa Usa ka Awit is closer to your

heart than Maalaala Mo Kaya
TV show

17. You know what HITACHI means (Himantayon,

Tabian, Chismosa/o)

18. SUTUKIL is as common as TAPSI, in fact you

know that SUTUKIL came first

19. Your common pulutan for Tuba drinking

is "TARGET" - asin nga targeton
lang nimo sa imong tudlo

20. You have at least once in your lifetime

experienced "Ang Mysterio sa
Paglawig sa Barko Padulong Manila", a
phenomenon that when the Boat is
approaching Manila, everybody around you
suddenly becomes tagalog speaking
nga adtong miaging adlaw lang pwerting bisaya pa
ninyo!

21. You whisper bisaya to a fellow bisdak in the

midst of a tagalog
crowd...and he replies loudly to you in tagalog!

22. The first question you ask when you found out
that someone is bisdak,
"taga-asa man diay ka?"

23. You usually use the warning phrase Hala Ka!

24. You know the meaning and proper usages of

the following (irreverent)
words/phrases: pesteng yawa, usapa na, pastilan,
latina__ , butalo, way kurat, hastang, puslan man,
kuwangol, libod-suroy,
ligas-paka, way kuha, ka-ubo,kolera, sampila(koy),
barbaki, mangga
ka sir?, duha singko, balang, palag?, wa ka
kyapi?, ok pas olrayt, haybol,
ang pahak!, jer-jer, way blema,
tulibagbag, pagarpar, giro, pamalalat, kalandrakas,
ambot sa langaw pilay
idad sa ok-ok, bugnawg simod, buak ang pula,
bagdok, gi-atay, gi-ahak,
tibak (tiguwang bakla), NPA (nawong puros
agtang),
mamaklad, agua de pataranta, tira pasagad, basin
diay pilay pad's sa ungoy,
banat kay awaaw, mat-an pas pinya, ngitngit pas
alkitran, tak-om pas tuway,
ug uban pa....

25. kadungog nka sa kanta nga 'solid ug lawas' ug

'hubagang ate oi."

26. Sigurado ko nga naa pa kay ikadugang ani....