Maybe I shouldn't

have told her it

was an emergency.

She got here

quicker then I
thought she
would.

Hey Grace. You

Save it Matt.
look great.
Want to tell
me why I had
to walk out in
the middle of
my manicure?

I'm going to
have to paint
them myself now.
Sorry. You Why don't
know I'll you sit
make it up down and
to you. I'll explain.
 This better Can I get you
be good. anything? A
drink?

I thought
you said
this was an
emergency?

I may have
overstated the
situation. Hold it
I need a
right there!
favor.

Overstated?
What do you
want Matt?
 Actually a
clients son.
And you know I
wouldn't ask you
if this wasn't
I told you I
really important.
didn't want to
do that anymore.

You want me
to go out
with another
one of your
clients don't
you?

He's a nice enough

but he was dating one
No way. of those goth chicks
I'm tired while he was away in
of all those school.
old guys
His father is
trotting me
worried it made him
around like
a bit funny. So he
I'm some
wants him to spend
sort of
some time with a
show pony.
more normal girl.

This is different,
Richard is a a
kid. I met him a
few days ago.
You want me This is really important
to go out
to me. If Mr. Thorpe
with a kid?
thinks I'm looking out
for his son...

He's not a kid

kid. He just
graduated
from
Wellesley. I
think he's like
25.

I know. It
will be really I don't
good for know. You
your carer. always make
it sound so
reasonable.

That's my
girl. So you'll
do it?
 Can't you get
someone else?
Really? You
do?

I wish I
could.Hell I wish
I could just do it
myself.

Yeah. I guess
so. Are you sure
What if I
you know what
could lend
By gear I gear means?
you the gear?
meant...

Sure it would make

things a lot easier.
But I don't really
have the right gear
for this job.

I know what you

meant. Would
you do it?
We'll have to
go to my place.
I'll tell you now a
wonder bra isn't
going to cut it.

My sister and I won

these at a traveling
carnival when we
were just little girls.

Oh I've
got
something
a bit
better
then that.

When she got married

she left hers with me.
She would kill me if Magic rings.
she knew I was letting
you use it.

Magic rings.
Rings? Got it. Like
Frodo.
 I'll go out with
Not
exactally. this guy but it
These let won't be me me
it will be you me.
you change
places with
whoever is
wearing the
other ring.

You might
want to sit
down.

As long as the you

that looks best in a
miniskirt is ready
by 7. I suppose I
put on the magic
ring now?

Gee. Nothing I haven't

happend. put mine
What a on yet.
surprise.
 How do
I've never
And here.. you feel?
done this with
a guy before.
It's kind of
weird.

we go!

Kind of.. Whats

*ahem* kind wrong with
of dizzy. my voice?
 Sounds
You?
fine to me,
Your're
And you're
me!
me. Cool
isn't it?

Would you calm

Cool? Cool? This
I want my down I've done this
is not cool! This
body back a hundred times with
is a nightmare!
right now! my sis.. ARGH!
 Oh god! I think I may
What?
What did have sprained
What did
you do to your thing.
you do?
my body?

Uhn.. When
I crossed my
legs.. uhnn.

Thing? Aren't you

Hurts Well this forgeting you
What? Oh
doesn't it. was fun. have a date?
did you crush
your balls? Time to
switch
back now.
 You don't really Why not?
expect me to go out You
Hey! What Helping you
with a guy do you? expected
do you think get ready.
me to. Its
You don't
this or you're doing?
want to
nothing.
keep whats
his face
waiting do
you?

Wow. I
can't
believe
how much
stronger
you... I
am.

Don't you want No!

Maybe a
to impress your
little.
date?
Isn't all this
a bit much?
 Point
Don't be silly. Every taken.
Honey
girl wants to look
have you
good when she hits
looked in
the town.
the
mirror?
I'm not
a girl!

Whats to Ok wise
explain? guy go
If Jessica for it.
Speaking of
Simpson
points maybe I
can do it
should explain
how hard
how to walk in
can it be?
these shoes.
It's not
exactally
rocket
science.
 Nothing
Woah!
to it. Don't take
Hahaha!
such big
No no.
steps. You'll
You have
slide.
to step
with your
heel first.

Easier to look at
then lug around
aren't they?
I thought
you said
nothing to it.

It would
be easier
if these
things
didn't
move
around
so much.
 A purse?
You can practice Here
I'm not
more back at your you go.
carrying
house. Let me just this.
grab a few things.

Wait!
What?
You're Condoms?
wearing Hell no!
panties,
make up
and high
heels and
you're
worried
about a
purse?
Men can
be so
strange.

You're also
wearing a dress
with no pockets
and you need
That isn't an option mister.
money, a cel,
You may not intend to do
condoms, lipstick
anything but things happen
a brush...
and you're not taking any
chances with my body.
 I'll admit I'm
impressed. You've
even got the butt
Would you stop
wiggle working for you.
pacing? You've got the
hang of heels already
and the clicking is
driving me crazy.

I'm Maybe I'm... Oh

wiggling? damn. Thats
probably him.

Like a
pro.

You could have

fun with this if
you would just
I wasn't trying to. relax a bit.
I wasn't trying to
do anything I'm
pacing because
I'm nervous.

How often
do you get
to see how
That's kind of the better
interesting. Maybe half live?
if you don't think
too hard about it
you work off
muscle memory?
 Richard! How
I'll get the door. Sit Hi Ma... the hell are
down and try to act you? Come on in.
nonchalant. What was
his name again?

Richard.

I'm usually never

I hope I'm Don't worry about late I still don't
not too late... it. Right Grace? know my way
around town yet.

Uh..
right.
It's usually you
girls that keeps Right.
us waiting. Right You girls.
Grace?
Hi Richard. I'm
Grace if you Matt told
Hello
haven't guessed. me uhh...
Grace.

Grace. A lovely
name for a
lovely lady.

It's always Ok...

my pleasure
to meet a So what's Yeah where
lovely lady. our plan are you crazy
tonight? kids off to?
Dinner I
guess.
 It's my I guess she's
Oh man! He
graduation in to cars
did get you More.
present. almost as
the ferrari!
much as you.
 You weren't
She's very exaggerating
So what do
pretty. she could be
you think of
a porn star.
her?

Isn't that
what you
told my
What?!
father?
 Oh I did did I?
Well you take her
this and tell her I
think I'm going to
go out and have
some fun too.

Alright
have a good
night.

I can't believe the

jerk tells people
I'm a porn star.

Well I'll
show him.
 Theresa says I
Sorry. He just should never
Are you sure he said he was
disappoint a lady.
didn't say where going to have
And I've
he was going? some fun. Why would disappointed you.
Please don't I be mad
be mad at me. at you?

You
didn't... I don't...
Wow That I mean we Sorry. I
girl did do a never... didn't
number on You sound mean that.
you didnt just like
she? my father.

I hope
she was
at least
good in
bed.
 Welcome back to the
Paragon Miss. May I say
you look stunning as always?

He's so whipped. Even

if this wasn't going to
get me a corner office.
It almost feels like my
duty to unbrainwash
this poor kid.

It's not
like I can
stop you.

Theresa always No. You're

had me walk kidding.
behind her.

Ok Rich.
Ready to
take me in?

If you
say so.
 They're looking at
you too. Remember
Wow. as an accessory if
Everyone is I look good you look
looking at you. good by default.

I'll let you And see if I can

think about get in touch with
that while I Grace and figure
go freshen up. out what she's up
to.

Want to see
me make them
dance again? Yes
please.
If girls didn't want
guys to look at thier
racks they wouldn't So you want
wear dresses like this. me to look
at your rack?

Yes.
Yes.
 I'm feeling
Are you pretty good.
Uh... maybe I was only kidding.
sure you're It's probably
I should call What do you want
ok to drive? all the alcohol.
a cab? to do now?

Go back to You little

my place? devil. You're
Its close. learning.
 So close.
The view
here is
I've done spectacular.
what I
could but I
think the
place could
really use
a womans
touch.

It's
usually
better
from the
balcony.
Usually.

This breeze
Funny you
out here
should
feels great.
mention
All you need
that...
is a hot tub
and this
place would
be perfect.
 Yeah but I'm still
not sure why you
have a drawer
full of bikinis.

Did you
find one?

It was my
fathers idea. In Oh god. You would
case I ever had not believe how
girls over. good this body
feels.
Really?

Your father
is a clever
man.
 I'm so sorry! I
thought that
was a signal.

I didn't
Rich wait.
mean to hit
That was
you. You
my fault. I
just
would have
surprised
thought the
me. It
same thing.
wasn't a
Any guy
half bad kiss
would have.
for the
second or
two it lasted.

You're just saying that No really. If

because you're afriad things were
Why?
your boyfriend will lose different...
his job. Let me change
Hurry up
and I'll take you home.
before I come
to my senses.
Please stop. Im not
stupid. Theresa said I
wasn't enough of a
man for her. And she's
no where near your
leauge.

Richard! Forget
about that bitch.
And get my purse.
 Looks like I'm not I wonder if
Hey Grace.
the only one that got it was a
You alive?
nasty last night. I girl?
wonder if the girl is
still here?

Hmnnmm?

What the hell was

that stuff you had
on the bookshelf in
your study?
Had? You mean
it's morning
Looks like already?
you had a
rough night.

I feel like I
was hit by
Almost
a truck and
noon.
it's still
parked on
my head.
You mean the 40 year old
single malt? The one that It was in a
cost me 2 grand? glass case.

The one I
was saving
for when I Yeah but you
made partner? told that guy
I was a porn
star.

How was I
supposed
to know?

Is that what that was

about? I said you could be a I suppose I can
porn star. It was the best get another with
way I could think of to the bonus I'm
describe how sexy you are. going to get. Now
tell me whats with
It was supposed
the underware?
to be a
compliment.

Im not really
sure. I
remember
planning to go
out. But
wanting a drink
first to calm
my nerves.

Really? Thats
kind of sweet.
Chauvinistic but
sweet.
 You jerked
Does alcohol
off and
go straight
passed out?
to your penis
or something
because I
got this
really painful
errection.

I
started
to rub it
and oh
eww...

I think so. Its

pretty fuzzy. I
think maybe we
should switch back
to normal now.

What and get

stuck with your
hang over? I Matt?
Sticky? Why
don't think so. Matt!?
are you sticky?

Why don't you

try to sleep it
off and I'll hit
the shower? I'm
still kind of
sticky.

End.
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