1.

Pair your designer cowboy hat with scuba

gear for a memorable occasion.
2. He embraced his new life as an eggplant.

3. Everyone was busy, so I went to the

movie alone.
4. The child’s favorite Christmas gift was the

large box her father’s lawnmower came

in.
5. For some unfathomable reason, the

response team didn't consider a lack of

milk for my cereal as a proper emergency.
6. A quiet house is nice until you are

ordered to stay in it for months.

7. She had some amazing news to share but

nobody to share it with.

8. I’m working on a sweet potato farm.

9. Someone I know recently combined

Maple Syrup & buttered Popcorn thinking

it would taste like caramel popcorn. It
didn’t and they don’t recommend anyone
else do it either.
10. It was always dangerous to drive with

him since he insisted the safety cones

were a slalom course.
11. People keep telling me "orange" but I still

prefer "pink".
 12. People who insist on picking their teeth
with their elbows are so annoying!
13. She folded her handkerchief neatly.

14. He colored deep space a soft yellow.

15. I was starting to worry that my pet turtle

could tell what I was thinking.

16. Italy is my favorite country; in fact, I plan

to spend two weeks there next year.

17. The tortoise jumped into the lake with

dreams of becoming a sea turtle.

18. I honestly find her about as intimidating

as a basket of kittens.
19. Check back tomorrow; I will see if the

book has arrived.

20. Mary realized if her calculator had a

history, it would be more embarrassing

than her computer browser history.
21. They desperately needed another

drummer since the current one only

knew how to play bongos.
22. He was willing to find the depths of the

rabbit hole in order to be with her.

23. I would be delighted if the sea were full of

cucumber juice.
24. Warm beer on a cold day isn't my idea of

fun.
25. The Guinea fowl flies through the air with
all the grace of a turtle.
26. It's a skateboarding penguin with a

sunhat!
27. He spiked his hair green to support his

iguana.
28. The stranger officiates the meal.

29. She cried diamonds.

30. He fumbled in the darkness looking for

the light switch, but when he finally

found it there was someone already
there.
31. As he looked out the window, he saw a

clown walk by.

32. Be careful with that butter knife.

33. Three generations with six decades of life

experience.
34. Today I bought a raincoat and wore it on

a sunny day.
35. Boulders lined the side of the road

foretelling what could come next.