Fuck you for

making me
do this Someone I know
recently combined Maple Syrup & buttered
Popcorn thinking it would taste like caramel
popcorn. It didn’t and they don’t recommend
anyone else do it either.
1. He was so preoccupied with whether or not he

could that he failed to stop to consider if he

should.
2. Behind the window was a reflection that only

instilled fear.
3. Although it wasn't a pot of gold, Nancy was still

enthralled at what she found at the end of the

rainbow.
4. Today I dressed my unicorn in preparation for

the race.
5. It was difficult for Mary to admit that most of her

workout consisted of exercising poor judgment.

6. We're careful about orange ping pong balls

because people might think they're fruit.

7. I'd rather be a bird than a fish.
 8. Potato wedges probably are not best for
relationships.
9. You've been eyeing me all day and waiting for

your move like a lion stalking a gazelle in a

savannah.
10. The secret code they created made no sense, even

to them.
11. She was the type of girl who wanted to live in a

pink house.
12. Even with the snow falling outside, she felt it

appropriate to wear her bikini.

13. Red is greener than purple, for sure.

14. The blinking lights of the antenna tower came

into focus just as I heard a loud snap.

15. Nobody has encountered an explosive daisy and

lived to tell the tale.

16. Dan took the deep dive down the rabbit hole.

17. She wanted a pet platypus but ended up getting a

duck and a ferret instead.

18. We should play with legos at camp.

19. I love eating toasted cheese and tuna sandwiches.

20. Of course, she loves her pink bunny slippers.

21. Today we gathered moss for my uncle's wedding.

22. They say that dogs are man's best friend, but this

cat was setting out to sabotage that theory.

23. We have young kids who often walk into our

room at night for various reasons including

clowns in the closet.
24. We will not allow you to bring your pet armadillo

along.
25. Going from child, to childish, to childlike is only a
matter of time.
26. Mr. Montoya knows the way to the bakery even

though he's never been there.

27. The elderly neighborhood became enraged over

the coyotes who had been blamed for the poodle’s

disappearance.
28. The crowd yells and screams for more memes.

29. If any cop asks you where you were, just say you

were visiting Kansas.

30. Jason lived his life by the motto, "Anything

worth doing is worth doing poorly.

31. The trick to getting kids to eat anything is to put

catchup on it.
32. They wandered into a strange Tiki bar on the

edge of the small beach town.

33. She did not cheat on the test, for it was not the

right thing to do.

34. When transplanting seedlings, candied teapots

will make the task easier.

35. The swirled lollipop had issues with the pop rock

candy.
36. He ran out of money, so he had to stop playing

poker.
37. Edith could decide if she should paint her teeth or

brush her nails.

38. The efficiency with which he paired the socks in

the drawer was quite admirable.

39. I'm not a party animal, but I do like animal

parties.
 40. There are few things better in life than a slice of
pie.
41. Henry couldn't decide if he was an auto mechanic

or a priest.
42. Don't piss in my garden and tell me you're trying

to help my plants grow.

43. Even though he thought the world was flat he

didn’t see the irony of wanting to travel around

the world.
44. The secret ingredient to his wonderful life was

crime.
45. He stomped on his fruit loops and thus became a

cereal killer.
46. She wondered what his eyes were saying beneath

his mirrored sunglasses.

47. The sudden rainstorm washed crocodiles into the

ocean.
48. The family’s excitement over going to Disneyland

was crazier than she anticipated.

49. I am never at home on Sundays.