bag. 2. The tattered work gloves speak of the many hours of hard labor he endured throughout his life. 3. Erin accidentally created a new universe. 4. Poison ivy grew through the fence they said was impenetrable. 5. Everyone pretends to like wheat until you mention barley. 6. Nancy thought the best way to create a welcoming home was to line it with barbed wire. 7. David proudly graduated from high school top of his class at age 97. 8. She wanted to be rescued, but only if it was Tuesday and raining. 9. She did not cheat on the test, for it was not the right thing to do. 10. He set out for a short walk, but now all he could see were mangroves and water were for miles. 11. Someone I know recently combined Maple Syrup & buttered Popcorn thinking it would taste like caramel popcorn. It didn’t and they don’t recommend anyone else do it either. 12. He decided that the time had come to be stronger than any of the excuses he'd used until then. 13. It's not often you find a soggy banana on the street. 14. She had some amazing news to share but nobody to share it with. 15. Everyone says they love nature until they realize how dangerous she can be. 16. He was sure the Devil created red sparkly glitter. 17. It took him a while to realize that everything he decided not to change, he was actually choosing. 18. I often see the time 11:11 or 12:34 on clocks. 19. It dawned on her that others could make her happier, but only she could make herself happy. 20. Random words in front of other random words create a random sentence. 21. Choosing to do nothing is still a choice, after all. 22. When he encountered maize for the first time, he thought it incredibly corny. 23. He invested some skill points in Charisma and Strength. 24. Sometimes it is better to just walk away from things and go back to them later when you’re in a better frame of mind. 25. I liked their first two albums but changed my mind after that charity gig. 26. Dan took the deep dive down the rabbit hole. 27. It was difficult for Mary to admit that most of her workout consisted of exercising poor judgment. 28. We should play with legos at camp. 29. You're good at English when you know the difference between a man eating chicken and a man- eating chicken. 30. So long and thanks for the fish. 31. A kangaroo is really just a rabbit on steroids. 32. David subscribes to the "stuff your tent into the bag" strategy over nicely folding it. 33. He had a hidden stash underneath the floorboards in the back room of the house. 34. They finished building the road they knew no one would ever use. 35. It took him a month to finish the meal. 36. She had that tint of craziness in her soul that made her believe she could actually make a difference. 37. It was her first experience training a rainbow unicorn. 38. She moved forward only because she trusted that the ending she now was going through must be followed by a new beginning. 39. Joe discovered that traffic cones make excellent megaphones. 40. If you spin around three times, you'll start to feel melancholy. 41. Jim liked driving around town with his hazard lights on. 42. He watched the dancing piglets with panda bear tummies in the swimming pool. 43. He said he was not there yesterday; however, many people saw him there. 44. He had a vague sense that trees gave birth to dinosaurs. 45. It's not possible to convince a monkey to give you a banana by promising it infinite bananas when they die. 46. The door swung open to reveal pink giraffes and red elephants. 47. That must be the tenth time I've been arrested for selling deep-fried cigars. 48. Lets all be unique together until we realise we are all the same. 49. The skeleton had skeletons of his own in the closet. 50. I received a heavy fine but it failed to crush my spirit.