1.

I caught my squirrel rustling through my gym

bag.
2. The tattered work gloves speak of the many hours
of hard labor he endured throughout his life.
3. Erin accidentally created a new universe.
4. Poison ivy grew through the fence they said was
impenetrable.
5. Everyone pretends to like wheat until you
mention barley.
6. Nancy thought the best way to create a welcoming
home was to line it with barbed wire.
7. David proudly graduated from high school top of
his class at age 97.
8. She wanted to be rescued, but only if it was
Tuesday and raining.
9. She did not cheat on the test, for it was not the
right thing to do.
10. He set out for a short walk, but now all he could
see were mangroves and water were for miles.
11. Someone I know recently combined Maple Syrup
& buttered Popcorn thinking it would taste like
caramel popcorn. It didn’t and they don’t recommend
anyone else do it either.
12. He decided that the time had come to be stronger
than any of the excuses he'd used until then.
13. It's not often you find a soggy banana on the
street.
14. She had some amazing news to share but nobody
to share it with.
15. Everyone says they love nature until they realize
how dangerous she can be.
16. He was sure the Devil created red sparkly glitter.
17. It took him a while to realize that everything he
decided not to change, he was actually choosing.
18. I often see the time 11:11 or 12:34 on clocks.
19. It dawned on her that others could make her
happier, but only she could make herself happy.
20. Random words in front of other random words
create a random sentence.
21. Choosing to do nothing is still a choice, after all.
22. When he encountered maize for the first time, he
thought it incredibly corny.
23. He invested some skill points in Charisma and
Strength.
24. Sometimes it is better to just walk away from
things and go back to them later when you’re in a
better frame of mind.
25. I liked their first two albums but changed my
mind after that charity gig.
26. Dan took the deep dive down the rabbit hole.
27. It was difficult for Mary to admit that most of her
workout consisted of exercising poor judgment.
28. We should play with legos at camp.
29. You're good at English when you know the
difference between a man eating chicken and a man-
eating chicken.
30. So long and thanks for the fish.
31. A kangaroo is really just a rabbit on steroids.
32. David subscribes to the "stuff your tent into the
bag" strategy over nicely folding it.
33. He had a hidden stash underneath the
floorboards in the back room of the house.
34. They finished building the road they knew no one
would ever use.
35. It took him a month to finish the meal.
36. She had that tint of craziness in her soul that
made her believe she could actually make a difference.
37. It was her first experience training a rainbow
unicorn.
38. She moved forward only because she trusted that
the ending she now was going through must be
followed by a new beginning.
39. Joe discovered that traffic cones make excellent
megaphones.
40. If you spin around three times, you'll start to feel
melancholy.
41. Jim liked driving around town with his hazard
lights on.
42. He watched the dancing piglets with panda bear
tummies in the swimming pool.
43. He said he was not there yesterday; however,
many people saw him there.
44. He had a vague sense that trees gave birth to
dinosaurs.
45. It's not possible to convince a monkey to give you
a banana by promising it infinite bananas when they
die.
46. The door swung open to reveal pink giraffes and
red elephants.
47. That must be the tenth time I've been arrested for
selling deep-fried cigars.
48. Lets all be unique together until we realise we are
all the same.
 49. The skeleton had skeletons of his own in the
closet.
50. I received a heavy fine but it failed to crush my
spirit.