1.

My dentist tells me that chewing bricks is

very bad for your teeth.
2. When nobody is around, the trees gossip
about the people who have walked under them.
3. The team members were hard to tell apart
since they all wore their hair in a ponytail.
4. Garlic ice-cream was her favorite.
5. When motorists sped in and out of traffic, all
she could think of was those in need of a
transplant.
6. Before he moved to the inner city, he had
always believed that security complexes were
psychological.
7. People generally approve of dogs eating cat
food but not cats eating dog food.
8. I don’t respect anybody who can’t tell the
difference between Pepsi and Coke.
9. He invested some skill points in Charisma
and Strength.
10. The newly planted trees were held up by
wooden frames in hopes they could survive the
next storm.
11. He was an introvert that extroverts seemed
to love.
12. He strives to keep the best lawn in the
neighborhood.
13. Peanuts don't grow on trees, but cashews
do.
14. Red is greener than purple, for sure.
15. He decided to fake his disappearance to
avoid jail.
16. Dan took the deep dive down the rabbit hole.
17. The sky is clear; the stars are twinkling.
18. They desperately needed another drummer
since the current one only knew how to play
bongos.
19. The Great Dane looked more like a horse
than a dog.
20. It had been sixteen days since the zombies
first attacked.
21. I really want to go to work, but I am too sick
to drive.
22. Lucifer was surprised at the amount of life at
Death Valley.
23. He loved eating his bananas in hot dog
buns.
24. There's a message for you if you look up.
25. Poison ivy grew through the fence they said
was impenetrable.
26. Iguanas were falling out of the trees.
27. It was difficult for Mary to admit that most of
her workout consisted of exercising poor
judgment.
28. He learned the important lesson that a picnic
at the beach on a windy day is a bad idea.
29. She did not cheat on the test, for it was not
the right thing to do.
30. There's a reason that roses have thorns.