Fuck you for

1.

making me do
this greedy
app
developer.
Fuck you for
making me do
 this greedy
app
developers.
Fuck you for
making me do
this greedy
app
 developers.
Fuck you for
making me do
this greedy
app
developers.
Fuck you for
 making me do
this greedy
app
developers. Gary
didn't understand why Doug went upstairs to get
one dollar bills when he invited him to go cow
tipping.
2. Never underestimate the willingness of the greedy
to throw you under the bus.
3. Today I bought a raincoat and wore it on a sunny
day.
4. Now I need to ponder my existence and ask

myself if I'm truly real

5. I checked to make sure that he was still alive.

6. They were excited to see their first sloth.

7. Jeanne wished she has chosen the red button.

8. I liked their first two albums but changed my

mind after that charity gig.

 9. There was no telling what thoughts would come
from the machine.
10. I don’t respect anybody who can’t tell the

difference between Pepsi and Coke.

11. Sarah ran from the serial killer holding a jug of

milk.
12. She saw no irony asking me to change but

wanting me to accept her for who she is.

13. Nothing seemed out of place except the washing

machine in the bar.

14. The tree fell unexpectedly short.

15. Cursive writing is the best way to build a race

track.
16. His mind was blown that there was nothing in

space except space itself.

17. Baby wipes are made of chocolate stardust.

18. He kept telling himself that one day it would all

somehow make sense.

19. The snow-covered path was no help in finding his

way out of the back-country.

20. They wandered into a strange Tiki bar on the

edge of the small beach town.

21. He put heat on the wound to see what would

grow.
22. They finished building the road they knew no one

would ever use.

23. They looked up at the sky and saw a million stars.

24. All they could see was the blue water surrounding

their sailboat.
25. His son quipped that power bars were nothing

more than adult candy bars.

 26. I know many children ask for a pony, but I
wanted a bicycle with rockets strapped to it.
27. You're unsure whether or not to trust him, but

very thankful that you wore a turtle neck.

28. Various sea birds are elegant, but nothing is as

elegant as a gliding pelican.

29. She wanted a pet platypus but ended up getting a

duck and a ferret instead.

30. If any cop asks you where you were, just say you

were visiting Kansas.

31. The virus had powers none of us knew existed.

32. Most shark attacks occur about 10 feet from the

beach since that's where the people are.

33. Tomorrow will bring something new, so leave

today as a memory.
34. The hawk didn’t understand why the ground

squirrels didn’t want to be his friend.

35. Check back tomorrow; I will see if the book has

arrived.
36. It isn't difficult to do a handstand if you just

stand on your hands.

37. This is the last random sentence I will be writing

and I am going to stop mid-sent

38. Fluffy pink unicorns are a popular status symbol

among macho men.

39. Had he known what was going to happen, he

would have never stepped into the shower.

40. Doris enjoyed tapping her nails on the table to

annoy everyone.
41. It's always a good idea to seek shelter from the

evil gaze of the sun.

 42. I was very proud of my nickname throughout
high school but today- I couldn’t be any different
to what my nickname was.
43. Just because the water is red doesn't mean you

can't drink it.

44. I only enjoy window shopping when the windows

are transparent.
45. She had that tint of craziness in her soul that

made her believe she could actually make a

difference.
46. They did nothing as the raccoon attacked the

lady’s bag of food.

47. Mr. Montoya knows the way to the bakery even

though he's never been there.

48. Too many prisons have become early coffins.

49. It was at that moment that he learned there are

certain parts of the body that you should never

Nair.
50. I often see the time 11:11 or 12:34 on clocks.