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1.

I was very proud of my nickname throughout high


school but today- I couldn’t be any different to
what my nickname was.
2. Garlic ice-cream was her favorite.

3. After fighting off the alligator, Brian still had to

face the anaconda.


4. Nancy thought the best way to create a welcoming

home was to line it with barbed wire.


5. Honestly, I didn't care much for the first season, so

I didn't bother with the second.


6. I'd always thought lightning was something only I

could see.
7. She wondered what his eyes were saying beneath

his mirrored sunglasses.


8. As he waited for the shower to warm, he noticed

that he could hear water change temperature.


9. We have never been to Asia, nor have we visited

Africa.
10. Today I bought a raincoat and wore it on a sunny

day.
11. All she wanted was the answer, but she had no idea

how much she would hate it.


12. There are no heroes in a punk rock band.

13. Not all people who wander are lost.

14. There was no ice cream in the freezer, nor did they

have money to go to the store.


15. It would have been a better night if the guys next to

us weren't in the splash zone.


16. I often see the time 11:11 or 12:34 on clocks.
17. The book is in front of the table.

18. The wake behind the boat told of the past while the

open sea for told life in the unknown future.


19. I used to practice weaving with spaghetti three

hours a day but stopped because I didn't want to


die alone.
20. People keep telling me "orange" but I still prefer

"pink".
21. She couldn't understand why nobody else could see

that the sky is full of cotton candy.


22. I cheated while playing the darts tournament by

using a longbow.
23. She always had an interesting perspective on why

the world must be flat.


24. The light that burns twice as bright burns half as

long.
25. He went on a whiskey diet and immediately lost

three days.
26. You've been eyeing me all day and waiting for your

move like a lion stalking a gazelle in a savannah.


27. It's a skateboarding penguin with a sunhat!

28. They called out her name time and again, but were

met with nothing but silence.


29. Three years later, the coffin was still full of Jello.

30. Pantyhose and heels are an interesting choice of

attire for the beach.


31. Everyone pretends to like wheat until you mention
barley.
32. They finished building the road they knew no one

would ever use.


33. He wondered if she would appreciate his toenail

collection.
34. Random words in front of other random words

create a random sentence.


35. He kept telling himself that one day it would all

somehow make sense.


36. You can't compare apples and oranges, but what

about bananas and plantains?


37. While all her friends were positive that Mary had a

sixth sense, she knew she actually had a seventh


sense.
38. Various sea birds are elegant, but nothing is as

elegant as a gliding pelican.


39. Joyce enjoyed eating pancakes with ketchup.

40. The skeleton had skeletons of his own in the closet.

41. When I was little I had a car door slammed shut on

my hand and I still remember it quite vividly.


42. The rain pelted the windshield as the darkness

engulfed us.
43. I’m a living furnace.

44. He wore the surgical mask in public not to keep

from catching a virus, but to keep people away


from him.
45.She says she has the ability to hear the soundtrack
of your life.
46. Three generations with six decades of life

experience.
47. She was too short to see over the fence.

48. He decided to live his life by the big beats

manifesto.
49. He was surprised that his immense laziness was

inspirational to others.

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