1. The thunderous roar of the jet overhead confirmed her worst fears.

2. She hadn't had her cup of coffee, and that made things all the worse.
3. Abstraction is often one floor above you.
4. It's a skateboarding penguin with a sunhat!
5. I caught my squirrel rustling through my gym bag.
6. Not all people who wander are lost.
7. There should have been a time and a place, but this wasn't it.
8. The sign said there was road work ahead so he decided to speed up.
9. The urgent care center was flooded with patients after the news of a new deadly virus was
made public.
10. Even with the snow falling outside, she felt it appropriate to wear her bikini.
11. Cursive writing is the best way to build a race track.
12. Writing a list of random sentences is harder than I initially thought it would be.
13. Blue sounded too cold at the time and yet it seemed to work for gin.
14. There's a message for you if you look up.
15. At that moment she realized she had a sixth sense.
16. She can live her life however she wants as long as she listens to what I have to say.
17. She did not cheat on the test, for it was not the right thing to do.
18. As he entered the church he could hear the soft voice of someone whispering into a cell
phone.
19. He had a wall full of masks so she could wear a different face every day.
20. Potato wedges probably are not best for relationships.
21. He wondered if she would appreciate his toenail collection.
22. The minute she landed she understood the reason this was a fly-over state.
23. There were three sphered rocks congregating in a cubed room.
24. He walked into the basement with the horror movie from the night before playing in his
head.
25. Shakespeare was a famous 17th-century diesel mechanic.
26. Joyce enjoyed eating pancakes with ketchup.
27. Please tell me you don't work in a morgue.
28. I covered my friend in baby oil.
29. I’m a living furnace.
30. There are no heroes in a punk rock band.
31. My uncle's favorite pastime was building cars out of noodles.
32. He stomped on his fruit loops and thus became a cereal killer.
33. The best part of marriage is animal crackers with peanut butter.
34. To the surprise of everyone, the Rapture happened yesterday but it didn't quite go as
expected.
35. I think I will buy the red car, or I will lease the blue one.
36. He had a hidden stash underneath the floorboards in the back room of the house.
37. Karen realized the only way she was getting into heaven was to cheat.
38. Lucifer was surprised at the amount of life at Death Valley.
39. Toddlers feeding raccoons surprised even the seasoned park ranger.
40. Two more days and all his problems would be solved.
41. He found the end of the rainbow and was surprised at what he found there.
42. No matter how beautiful the sunset, it saddened her knowing she was one day older.
43. When transplanting seedlings, candied teapots will make the task easier.
44. There have been days when I wished to be separated from my body, but today wasn’t one
of those days.
45. Now I need to ponder my existence and ask myself if I'm truly real
46. There's a reason that roses have thorns.
47. Hit me with your pet shark!
48. The view from the lighthouse excited even the most seasoned traveler.
49. Traveling became almost extinct during the pandemic.