1.

There should have been a time and a place, but this

wasn't it.
2. Everything was going so well until I was accosted

by a purple giraffe.
3. She cried diamonds.

4. Improve your goldfish's physical fitness by getting

him a bicycle.
5. The door swung open to reveal pink giraffes and

red elephants.
6. He had unknowingly taken up sleepwalking as a

nighttime hobby.
7. Too many prisons have become early coffins.

8. Flying fish flew by the space station.

9. Getting up at dawn is for the birds.

10. As time wore on, simple dog commands turned into

full paragraphs explaining why the dog couldn’t do

something.
11. The knives were out and she was sharpening hers.

12. Buried deep in the snow, he hoped his batteries

were fresh in his avalanche beacon.

13. As the asteroid hurtled toward earth, Becky was

upset her dentist appointment had been canceled.

14. I think I will buy the red car, or I will lease the blue

one.
15. She only paints with bold colors; she does not like

pastels.
16. The dead trees waited to be ignited by the smallest

spark and seek their revenge.

 17. This is a Japanese doll.
18. Nobody has encountered an explosive daisy and

lived to tell the tale.

19. More RVs were seen in the storage lot than at the

campground.
20. He decided to live his life by the big beats

manifesto.
21. Now I need to ponder my existence and ask myself

if I'm truly real

22. When he asked her favorite number, she answered

without hesitation that it was diamonds.

23. Please tell me you don't work in a morgue.

24. He created a pig burger out of beef.

25. A glittering gem is not enough.

26. We have never been to Asia, nor have we visited

Africa.
27. The door slammed on the watermelon.

28. It was obvious she was hot, sweaty, and tired.

29. We will not allow you to bring your pet armadillo

along.
30. The tattered work gloves speak of the many hours

of hard labor he endured throughout his life.

31. Nancy was proud that she ran a tight shipwreck.

32. She could hear him in the shower singing with a joy

she hoped he'd retain after she delivered the news.

33. Nancy thought the best way to create a welcoming

home was to line it with barbed wire.

 34. Cursive writing is the best way to build a race
track.
35. The truth is that you pay for your lifestyle in hours.

36. He wondered if it could be called a beach if there

was no sand.
37. The swirled lollipop had issues with the pop rock

candy.
38. I always dreamed about being stranded on a desert

island until it actually happened.

39. Instead of a bachelorette party

40. He found rain fascinating yet unpleasant.

41. Shakespeare was a famous 17th-century diesel

mechanic.
42. The efficiency with which he paired the socks in the

drawer was quite admirable.

43. He was 100% into fasting with her until he

understood that meant he couldn't eat.

44. The fifty mannequin heads floating in the pool kind

of freaked them out.

45. A song can make or ruin a person’s day if they let it

get to them.
46. All she wanted was the answer, but she had no idea

how much she would hate it.

47. Sarah ran from the serial killer holding a jug of

milk.
48. Don't step on the broken glass.

49. She found it strange that people use their

cellphones to actually talk to one another.