1.

He decided water-skiing on a frozen lake

wasn’t a good idea.
2. For some unfathomable reason, the
response team didn't consider a lack of
milk for my cereal as a proper emergency.
3. He was disappointed when he found the
beach to be so sandy and the sun so
sunny.
4. This book is sure to liquefy your brain.
5. She was only made the society president
because she can whistle with her toes.
6. He is good at eating pickles and telling
women about his emotional problems.
7. He had decided to accept his fate of
accepting his fate.
8. He was the only member of the club who
didn't like plum pudding.
9. He found his art never progressed when
he literally used his sweat and tears.
10. The stranger officiates the meal.
11. When I cook spaghetti, I like to boil it a
few minutes past al dente so the noodles
are super slippery.
12. He barked orders at his daughters but
they just stared back with amusement.
13. She only paints with bold colors; she does
not like pastels.
14. Douglas figured the best way to succeed
was to do the opposite of what he'd been
doing all his life.
15. The shooter says goodbye to his love.
16. He would only survive if he kept the fire
going and he could hear thunder in the
distance.
17. Mothers spend months of their lives
waiting on their children.
18. The tree fell unexpectedly short.
19. When he encountered maize for the first
time, he thought it incredibly corny.
20. I was starting to worry that my pet turtle
could tell what I was thinking.
21. This is the last random sentence I will be
writing and I am going to stop mid-sent
22. We should play with legos at camp.
23. A song can make or ruin a person’s day if
they let it get to them.
24. He used to get confused between soldiers
and shoulders, but as a military man, he
now soldiers responsibility.
25. If eating three-egg omelets causes
weight-gain, budgie eggs are a good
substitute.
26. The Great Dane looked more like a horse
than a dog.
27. Harrold felt confident that nobody would
ever suspect his spy pigeon.
28. She had a difficult time owning up to her
own crazy self.
29. He had a vague sense that trees gave
birth to dinosaurs.
30. Green should have smelled more tranquil,
but somehow it just tasted rotten.
31. The skeleton had skeletons of his own in
the closet.
32. Most shark attacks occur about 10 feet
from the beach since that's where the
people are.
33. Joe discovered that traffic cones make
excellent megaphones.
34. She works two jobs to make ends meet;
at least, that was her reason for not
having time to join us.
35. When motorists sped in and out of traffic,
all she could think of was those in need of
a transplant.
36. Three generations with six decades of life
experience.
37. Pair your designer cowboy hat with scuba
gear for a memorable occasion.
38. The fence was confused about whether it
was supposed to keep things in or keep
things out.
39. A glittering gem is not enough.
40. He took one look at what was under the
table and noped the hell out of there.
41.