1.

Last Friday I saw a spotted striped blue worm

shake hands with a legless lizard.
2. He walked into the basement with the horror movie

from the night before playing in his head.

3. He wore the surgical mask in public not to keep

from catching a virus, but to keep people away

from him.
4. They're playing the piano while flying in the plane.

5. I am happy to take your donation; any amount will

be greatly appreciated.
6. 100 years old is such a young age if you happen to

be a bristlecone pine.
7. The fact that there's a stairway to heaven and a

highway to hell explains life well.

8. I always dreamed about being stranded on a desert

island until it actually happened.

9. He watched the dancing piglets with panda bear

tummies in the swimming pool.

10. She couldn't decide of the glass was half empty or

half full so she drank it.

11. As you consider all the possible ways to improve

yourself and the world, you notice John Travolta

seems fairly unhappy.
12. She tilted her head back and let whip cream stream

into her mouth while taking a bath.

13. Car safety systems have come a long way, but he

was out to prove they could be outsmarted.

14. Erin accidentally created a new universe.
 15. I never knew what hardship looked like until it
started raining bowling balls.
16. It didn't take long for Gary to detect the robbers

were amateurs.
17. Malls are great places to shop; I can find

everything I need under one roof.

18. The furnace repairman indicated the heating

system was acting as an air conditioner.

19. I hear that Nancy is very pretty.

20. He decided to count all the sand on the beach as a

hobby.
21. It was obvious she was hot, sweaty, and tired.

22. Traveling became almost extinct during the

pandemic.
23. Swim at your own risk was taken as a challenge for

the group of Kansas City college students.

24. The river stole the gods.

25. Giving directions that the mountains are to the west

only works when you can see them.

26. Poison ivy grew through the fence they said was

impenetrable.
27. Please wait outside of the house.

28. She did her best to help him.

29. He found a leprechaun in his walnut shell.

30. She learned that water bottles are no longer just to

hold liquid, but they're also status symbols.

31. Warm beer on a cold day isn't my idea of fun.

32. Stop waiting for exceptional things to just happen.

 33. He wondered if it could be called a beach if there
was no sand.
34. She was the type of girl who wanted to live in a

pink house.
35. I purchased a baby clown from the Russian

terrorist black market.

36. I love bacon, beer, birds, and baboons.

37. Buried deep in the snow, he hoped his batteries

were fresh in his avalanche beacon.

38. Henry couldn't decide if he was an auto mechanic

or a priest.
39. I've always wanted to go to Tajikistan, but my cat

would miss me.

40. He's in a boy band which doesn't make much sense

for a snake.
41. The Japanese yen for commerce is still well-known.

42. Charles ate the french fries knowing they would be

his last meal.

43. The lyrics of the song sounded like fingernails on a

chalkboard.
44. They desperately needed another drummer since

the current one only knew how to play bongos.

45. It must be five o'clock somewhere.

46. If you don't like toenails, you probably shouldn't

look at your feet.

47. He was an introvert that extroverts seemed to love.

48. He found the end of the rainbow and was surprised

at what he found there.

49. That must be the tenth time I've been arrested for
selling deep-fried cigars.