1. The glacier came alive as the climbers hiked closer.

2. There have been days when I wished to be

separated from my body, but today wasn’t one of
those days.
3. He learned the hardest lesson of his life and had the
scars, both physical and mental, to prove it.
4. The sunblock was handed to the girl before
practice, but the burned skin was proof she did not
apply it.
5. Jerry liked to look at paintings while eating garlic
ice cream.
6. She says she has the ability to hear the soundtrack
of your life.
7. They got there early, and they got really good seats.
8. The river stole the gods.
9. Mary realized if her calculator had a history, it
would be more embarrassing than her computer
browser history.
10. I can't believe this is the eighth time I'm smashing
open my piggy bank on the same day!
11. The blinking lights of the antenna tower came into
focus just as I heard a loud snap.
12. It isn't difficult to do a handstand if you just stand
on your hands.
13. Grape jelly was leaking out the hole in the roof.
14. With a single flip of the coin, his life changed
forever.
15. This is a Japanese doll.
 16. There's a message for you if you look up.
17. Sometimes I stare at a door or a wall and I wonder
what is this reality, why am I alive, and what is this
all about?
18. As the asteroid hurtled toward earth, Becky was
upset her dentist appointment had been canceled.
19. I've always wanted to go to Tajikistan, but my cat
would miss me.
20. It's much more difficult to play tennis with a
bowling ball than it is to bowl with a tennis ball.
21. The efficiency with which he paired the socks in the
drawer was quite admirable.
22. Three generations with six decades of life
experience.
23. The beach was crowded with snow leopards.
24. I want more detailed information.
25. She works two jobs to make ends meet; at least,
that was her reason for not having time to join us.
26. The light in his life was actually a fire burning all
around him.
27. Everyone pretends to like wheat until you mention
barley.
28. It's never comforting to know that your fate
depends on something as unpredictable as the
popping of corn.
29. Pat ordered a ghost pepper pie.
30. While on the first date he accidentally hit his head
on the beam.
 31. The golden retriever loved the fireworks each
Fourth of July.
32. He stomped on his fruit loops and thus became a
cereal killer.
33. I honestly find her about as intimidating as a basket
of kittens.
34. Improve your goldfish's physical fitness by getting
him a bicycle.
35. While all her friends were positive that Mary had a
sixth sense, she knew she actually had a seventh
sense.
36. The tree fell unexpectedly short.
37. Various sea birds are elegant, but nothing is as
elegant as a gliding pelican.
38. A purple pig and a green donkey flew a kite in the
middle of the night and ended up sunburnt.
39. She was the type of girl that always burnt sugar to
show she cared.
40. She was too busy always talking about what she
wanted to do to actually do any of it.
41. He liked to play with words in the bathtub.
42. Someone I know recently combined Maple Syrup &
buttered Popcorn thinking it would taste like
caramel popcorn. It didn’t and they don’t
recommend anyone else do it either.
43. He embraced his new life as an eggplant.
44. You bite up because of your lower jaw.
45. The reservoir water level continued to lower while
we enjoyed our long shower.
46. I like to leave work after my eight-hour tea-break.
47. The bird had a belief that it was really a
groundhog.
48. All you need to do is pick up the pen and begin.
49. The snow-covered path was no help in finding his
way out of the back-country.
50. Don't put peanut butter on the dog's nose.