1.

Nancy thought the best way to create a

welcoming home was to line it with barbed wire.
2. My dentist tells me that chewing bricks is very
bad for your teeth.
3. She was disgusted he couldn’t tell the
difference between lemonade and limeade.
4. Separation anxiety is what happens when you
can't find your phone.
5. Henry couldn't decide if he was an auto
mechanic or a priest.
6. They decided to plant an orchard of cotton
candy.
7. When nobody is around, the trees gossip
about the people who have walked under them.
8. Rock music approaches at high velocity.
9. The crowd yells and screams for more
memes.
10. She did not cheat on the test, for it was not
the right thing to do.
11. She had convinced her kids that any
mushroom found on the ground would kill them if
they touched it.
12. He had a vague sense that trees gave birth to
dinosaurs.
13. The hawk didn’t understand why the ground
squirrels didn’t want to be his friend.
14. Erin accidentally created a new universe.
15. She did her best to help him.
 16. The sun had set and so had his dreams.
17. She wanted to be rescued, but only if it was
Tuesday and raining.
18. I’m working on a sweet potato farm.
19. She finally understood that grief was her love
with no place for it to go.
20. She had some amazing news to share but
nobody to share it with.
21. It was difficult for Mary to admit that most of
her workout consisted of exercising poor
judgment.
22. I've traveled all around Africa and still haven't
found the gnu who stole my scarf.
23. Doris enjoyed tapping her nails on the table to
annoy everyone.
24. Car safety systems have come a long way, but
he was out to prove they could be outsmarted.
25. The waitress was not amused when he
ordered green eggs and ham.