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1.

She wanted to be rescued, but only if it was


Tuesday and raining.
2. He learned the hardest lesson of his life and

had the scars, both physical and mental, to


prove it.
3. The crowd yells and screams for more

memes.
4. He excelled at firing people nicely.

5. Baby wipes are made of chocolate stardust.

6. Today arrived with a crash of my car through

the garage door.


7. Facing his greatest fear, he ate his first

marshmallow.
8. If eating three-egg omelets causes weight-

gain, budgie eggs are a good substitute.


9. She wasn't sure whether to be impressed or

concerned that he folded underwear in neat


little packages.
10. There are over 500 starfish in the bathroom

drawer.
11. He put heat on the wound to see what would

grow.
12. Today I heard something new and

unmemorable.
13. I received a heavy fine but it failed to crush

my spirit.
14. When she didn’t like a guy who was trying to

pick her up, she started using sign


language.
15. Joyce enjoyed eating pancakes with

ketchup.
16. Never underestimate the willingness of the
greedy to throw you under the bus.
17. He is no James Bond; his name is Roger

Moore.
18. His thought process was on so many levels

that he gave himself a phobia of heights.


19. The efficiency we have at removing trash

has made creating trash more acceptable.


20. The sudden rainstorm washed crocodiles

into the ocean.


21. She thought there'd be sufficient time if she

hid her watch.


22. Mary realized if her calculator had a history,

it would be more embarrassing than her


computer browser history.
23. The door slammed on the watermelon.

24. Mr. Montoya knows the way to the bakery

even though he's never been there.


25. He embraced his new life as an eggplant.

26. The hand sanitizer was actually clear glue.

27. I just wanted to tell you I could see the love

you have for your child by the way you look


at her.
28. The book is in front of the table.

29. When he had to picnic on the beach, he

purposely put sand in other people’s food.


30. Poison ivy grew through the fence they said

was impenetrable.

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