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Columbia City Paper 8/02/06
Columbia City Paper 8/02/06
Iraq Correspondent
economics David Axe
david@columbiacitypaper.com
12 Mister Meaner’s Crime Watch
Crack cocaine in the Attorney General’s neighborhood Movies
Deric Kempsell
13 Bum of The Week Booze, murder and one horny hobo
Angry Whale
16 Krafty coverage of John Kerry Sean Rayford
21 Media Malarkey Breaking News: new fonts at Free Times theangrywhale@columbiacitypaper.com
“The assumption the spill would dry did not appear in the
mood to answer.
unoticed was wrong”- Temple Ligon District
Councilwoman
Three
Anne M. Sinclair
was also present
and falter, sometimes they would dodge out a mysterious stain on the council at the meeting but
a bullet or put up smokescreens and chamber’s first row pew adjacent to was unavailable for
sometimes they would shrug, roll over where he was sitting. comment.
and play dead. “No comment.” “I just wonder how that got there,” It would take
In the end it was not a question he said, testing it for wetness and eyeing several days until
about air pollution or the quality of life it thoroughly. “Dry as a bone, but it looks the curious stain
in the City of Columbia that turned out like an old piss stain to me.” casually pointed
making for the most sensational copy. The stain, which still appears on the out by the young
In the end, it was a simple stain seat in question, is approximately 17 journalism student
noticed on one of the council chamber inches in length and 10 inches in width would be positively
seats that would eventually lead to a at its widest points. It is often the seat identified.
full-blown, weeks-long investigation by where local reporters, politicians and After written
this publication. city officials do business. requests made
What follows is a bizarre story While the rest of the seat cushion’s to Columbia City
involving a situation that may stain fabric is solid blue, the stain has Council members
the hallowed council chambers on the deepened the color of the affected and city officials,
public record forever. These are actual area. the source of the
events that occurred between the If looked at one way, the stain can stain was finally
months of April and July in the year resemble a naked man’s lower torso, confirmed.
2006 in the building at 1737 Main Street bent forward, with a penis partially Following a July
we call City Hall. encased in a condom dangling over the 26 council meeting
At a little after 8 p.m., the evening edge. If looked at the opposite way, the where residents
6 News citypaper August 2, 2006
unnoticed was wrong,” Ligon wrote. He be confirmed. He said he expected it talking, I’m here.” $100 check from Temple Ligon, Rolan
also wrote that he presented a $100 to actually be more than $100 and said Robinett confirmed that he said a source in City Hall had told her
check to the city’s interim chief financial he doubted the city has even cashed remembered getting the $100 check that the ball had already begun rolling
officer in order to pay for upholstery the check. from Ligon in early April. to get the stain cleaned up.
shampoo. A portion of Ligon’s e-mail exactly: And where did that money go? “I [talked] to someone about what
In a private e-mail, Ligon wrote, (In regards to the city dispersing his “It went into the general fund,” he was going on with this stain, because
“there was nothing specific on the check to get the stain cleaned) said. I didn’t know anything about this and
have learned that we’re in the process of
cleaning it and possibly reupholstering
the cushions,” she said. “That is their
recommendation because of the type of
the stain. It’s not like we’re not following
through with this… we are.”
Rolan also said her City Hall source
told her information has already been
formally provided and submitted to
getting the stain cleaned up.
City Hall’s night custodian, who
only identified himself as “David,” said
he was a private contractor and not
responsible for the cleanup of rugs,
carpets or upholstery in the building
and did not seem to be aware of the
stain.
“You’d have to speak to public
service about that,” he said. “They
have a crew that comes to do the
A copy of Ligon’s check for the cleanup of the stain at City Hall. As of late July, the stain has not yet been cleaned. shampooing, for carpets and stuff.”
Officials at the City of Columbia
memo line,” regarding where the money “…to fully handle the cost as Rolan said any money going Employment Office were unavailable
to the city was supposed to go. a separate and identified item, the into the general fund is budgeted for for comment by press time.
A copy of the PamettoCitizens city shouldn’t go through their own distribution each year. She said the Though it still remains unconfirmed
Federal Credit Union check Ligon wrote labor and equipment available. That’s city would wait until the bill came for how long it will take before the stain
out to the City of Columbia, however, too cumbersome and too difficult to the upholstery cleaning and the money is cleaned in the council chambers,
shows the memo line reading it was for account for all the overhead. It could get would be taken out of the fund in order how much it will cost, and if Ligon
“Cushion Clean-up.” embarrassing. Maybe they’re waiting to pay for it. will be getting a refund from the city,
Ligon also said the gesture of the for me to do it, but I never heard any “So y’all are [going to] do a…story Councilwoman Tameika Issac Devine
$100 was for the city to hold the check more on it.” on the city as to why we haven’t used said she believed plans were in the
until a final tab on the clean up could Ligon further went on to say he the hundred dollars yet to clean it?” works to get the stain on the pew
would probably call Stanley Steamer she asked during a meeting between cleaned.
G.C. Robinett.
During a July
28 telephone
call between
City Paper and
Rolan, Robinett
could be heard in
the background.
When asked to
confirm it was
Robinett’s voice,
he said “keep
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only a matter hours before the time of thought about death much until now. I
Briana K. Thompson died July 22, 2006 and death. can’t get enough of the interesting ways
is the 391 death featured on mydeathspace Without a doubt, the site raises people grieve... Welcome to the best
ethical questions. thing since chocolate. I look forward to
Mike Patterson, who co-founded seeing you post here more often. We all Miss Deaf Texas became Miss Death Space
MyDeathSpace.com was inevitable. the site with web designer, Joel Thoms, share this very morbid obsession!” #75 when she got hit by a train from behind
With nearly 1 million users registered maintains that the site’s purpose is to It does, admittedly, draw you in. Like while text messaging on a cell phone
at mega site MySpace.com, and with simply “document all of the MySpace. #328, the guy who died while having said in the news. We don’t make up the
approximately 50 thousand people com related deaths from around the his wisdom teeth removed, or #223, information. There are far worse sites
dying in car accidents annually (to name world.” the young woman who was attacked out there than MyDeathSpace.com.
just one mode of death), any amateur “I kept reading about teen deaths in by an alligator, or #238, who bit it while People sending hate mail to me would
mathematician can deduce that the local news,” he told City Paper via car surfing on the roof of an SUV, a la be better off emailing sites containing
those statistics are bound to overlap email, “so I started searching their names “Styles” in Teen Wolf. And, definitely child pornography, racism, and other
eventually. And that’s not to mention on MySpace. Many times I’d come worthy of mention: #75, the former socially unacceptable material.”
the suicides, drug When asked to comment on
overdoses, giant
squid attacks...“...as a human I am uphauled [sic] by this accusations that the site profits from the
misfortunes of others, Patterson replied
you get the point.
So, what happens website!” -a forum post at mydeathspace.com that what he does is no different from
news sources that report on the same
to the orphaned across a profile of the deceased.” Miss Deaf Texas, who was hit by a train topic.
MySpace page once the poster heads Now, a majority of the posts are while walking down the tracks and text “Only two people run
to the big Internet cafe in the sky? submitted by friends of the dead messaging a friend on her cell phone. MyDeathSpace,” he said. “The
Sometimes it will find an eternal-- if MySpacer. But, it’s more than simply a Needless to the say, the hate advertising helps run the site. Anything
often controversial-- new home at site for friends and family. What draws mail forum stays well stocked with posts extra goes toward myself and the
MyDeathSpace.com. thousands of viewers-- many of them full of the wonderful -isms you can only other person helping with the site.
Shying away from graphic content rabid fans of the site-- to continue to find on a public message board, like: “... MyDeathSpace takes a lot of time and
or ghoulish photos, the site features a visit? “Jenni,” a regular contributor to as a human I am uphauled [sic] by this I consider it a second job. Websites
handy directory that lists the recently the sites message boards, described her website!” There are the usual threats of don’t run themselves, so if someone
departed chronologically, with stats attraction to the site in a recent post: bodily harm to the webmasters and the wants to accuse me of profiting from
(date/cause of death) included in a “I think it was about 2 weeks ago a occasional posts by friends and family the misfortunes of others, I have to
convenient one-line view. Often relevant friend posted this site on a bulletin and of the deceased, who are truly offended ask them how they think News related
newspaper clippings are posted. The now it consumes a fair amount of my by the site. In those cases, Patterson websites make their money.”
creepiest feature is the link to the dead free time. My friends are really agitated makes sure to remove the profile in a Some may consider the site an
person’s MySpace page, which usually with my newfound guilty pleasure. I keep timely and respectful manner. online hangout for goth chicks and
features posthumous messages from telling them to be careful, or I worry more “MyDeathSpace is not for Insane Clown Posse-types and some
friends and family, not to mention the about every day things. I never really everyone,” he concedes. “If you’re easily may consider it a tasteful memorial
disquieting “last logged in” time, usually offended, don’t visit. site for friends. But love it or loath it,
If a few anonymous Patterson claims that the site is here to
comments left stay.
by immature “I have over 2000 emails in my
individuals cause ‘submission’ inbox and with nearly 100
you to send me million MySpace users, I suspect there will
death threats be plenty more deaths to post on MDS.”
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August 12 Westbridge
August 17 Nate Miller
SC STATEHOUSE REPORT
By Andy Brack
Sanford’s waiting game makes him a real politician
Boy, isn’t it great that Gov. Mark complex economy with some parts of
Sanford is so concerned about the the state that are not doing well and have
state’s high jobless rate that he’s going not done well for a long time. Half of the
to wait until after the November elections counties are lifting the performance of
to ask for a study? the troubled counties.”
Yep, that’s what we’ve come to In fact, new figures from the U.S.
expect from this fellow who has the Bureau of Labor Statistics show average
word “leadership” carved on his bumper pay dropped in more than half of the
stickers. We expect this kind of swift, state’s counties last year after inflation.
decisive action. The average South Carolinian earned
Sanford’s words this week that he $32,916 in 2005, slightly less than 2004
saw a “disconnect” between how the after adjusting for inflation. Furthermore,
state can have good job growth numbers South Carolina slipped to 12th lowest
and tax collections but continuing nationally - - down from 14th lowest in
high unemployment show just how 2002 and 2004 – in average pay.
disconnected he is from the reality lived Another reason unemployment here
by most South Carolinians. could be staying high is more people
Most people don’t own plantations. appear to be re-entering the work force
Most people don’t have beach houses looking for work. But because they’re
worth hundreds of thousands of dollars. not yet getting work, the rate remains
Most people live paycheck to paycheck. high. Again, that’s part of the economic
But not Sanford and his buddies. So transformation the state is continuing to
it really should come as no real surprise undergo.
that this Governor Dolittle doesn’t Meanwhile, state tax collections can
understand applied economics. go up as unemployment remains high.
“There isn’t necessarily a connection They’re likely up because of the growing
between the unemployment rate and income inequality in the state and
how the economy is doing,” said nation. While many don’t want to admit
recently retired Clemson economist it, study after study shows the rich are, in
fact, getting
richer and
Most people live paycheck to the poor are
struggling
paycheck. But not Sanford and more every
day. With
his buddies. So it really should more wealth
at the top,
come as no real surprise that more taxes
are being
this Governor Dolittle doesn’t paid on
capital gains
understand applied economics. and other
investment
Bruce Yandle. income.
The state’s unemployment rate is So yes, things are going well for some
6.7 percent - - second highest in the people in the state. But for millions of
country. While some areas of the state others, Sanford’s suggestion to wait until
- - particularly the more urban areas and after the November elections to seek a
coast - - are experiencing growth, plant study because to do that now would
closings of traditional manufacturing seem political seems … well, political.
jobs continue to hammer the state’s In politics, perception is everything.
jobless rate. Just go to Graniteville or Sanford now seems like he doesn’t want
parts of the Pee Dee. All you have to do to talk about the very things that are
is drive a county away from an Interstate impacting people’s lives because he’s
highway and you’ll see how tough it is concerned about his political hide, even
for people in large parts of the state. though he’s got millions of campaign
“I don’t think our state economy cash in the bank compared to relatively
is booming,” said Yandle, a former paltry amounts by challenger Tommy
member of the state Board of Economic Moore.
Advisers. Instead, he said it’s a mixed By not addressing what is worrisome
bag because the state is undergoing to so many people might just be the start
a fundamental transformation from a of Sanford’s undoing - - because acting
goods and manufacturing economy to a more like a politician is just what people
knowledge and service economy. don’t want in the head of state.
“We’ve got prosperity [in some Andy Brack, publisher of S.C.
areas] and we need to celebrate and Statehouse Report, can be reached at
open the door wider for other areas,” brack@statehousereport.com.
he said. “South Carolina is a small but
12 Zip Code Crime Watch citypaper August 2, 2006
Mr. Meaner’s
CRIME
WAT C H
The people involved in these
events are innocent until proven
guilty. The accounts come
directly from police reports.
This is not a court of law.
29201
A 71-year-old woman told police someone
ganked her fanny pack out of her hotel
room. She also said she’d been attending
“numerous meetings” recently. No word yet
on what kinds of meetings those were, but
she still did lose $150 from the old fanny
pack, 1200 block Hampton Street
29201
Cops responding to a call about a loud
party opened the door to find a man with “a
blunt that was rolled with a green leafylike
(sic) substance” in his possession. He was
slapped with a simple possession charge
and now we can all sleep safe and sound
knowing that one gram of marijuana was 29063
taken off the streets, 3200 block Lucious
Road ZIP OF THE WEEK:
29201
SIDELINED! A 36-year-old Irmo man was allegedly car jacked this week by a white woman in
Officers said they found a knife valued at her 20s. The dude let the floozy get in the passenger seat of his Jetta after she said someone
$25 on a park bench this week at Elmwood was chasing her. The hold-up hooker had the guy drive her to some sketchy road off Two Notch
Roylynch Park (sic). Apparently the knife and then pulled a handgun on his ass. 2200 block Brabham Street
was lying next to a man who the police
figured was just a little too sketchy for just a
walk in the park. He was taken to jail, 2100 Some sleeping stew bums were busted for loitering around the Wachovia parking lot. Bum Busters: The Columbia police
block Lincoln Street snoozing in Finlay Park under the pavilion, We want this guy for page 20, 1500 block cracked down on local ubiquitous hobo
which is a violation of park ordinances. park Street extraordinaire, “Eddie,” this week after they
29201 They were field booked and asked to leave. found him asleep on a bus stop bench.
Also, cops responding to a fight in progress Who knows, one of them may even end up 29201 Unfortunately, this is very bad for our
found a knife in the pocket of one of the in this week’s Bum of the Week, 900 block Cops found a passed out, drunk 22-year- newest feature column, 2100 block Devine
boozed-up brawlers. That got him sent Taylor Street old dude sleeping on a bench near the USC Street
to the slammer for unlawful carrying of a campus. The Five-O woke him up and then
weapon and public drunk, 150 block Brook 29201 brought him down…downtown that is, 2000 29203
Pines Drive A couple more hobos were found sacked block Greene Street Two jerk-offs robbed a store and one of the
out in the park at two in the morning and victims took off running after them when
29201 asked to take their vagrancy somewhere 29201 they left. One of the bozos turned around
Some jerk left his dog locked in a black else. How about Five Points? 900 block Police thought the homeless guy they saw and shot at the dude but missed. They got
2006 Ford F-350 in the parking lot of Lowes Taylor Street walking around in circles in the Attorney away with $340 and were probably bumped
this week. The small miniature pinscher was General’s neighborhood was a little up to “fluffer” status in their local gang
found in the vehicle with all the windows 29201 suspicious so they shook him down. When chapter, 3500 block West Beltline Blvd.
rolled up. In Columbia. In July. The dog was The Wendys on Assembly Street lost $576 they asked him if he had any illegal drugs 29203
whining and barking and the police got a after some clown jacked the moneybag. on him, the wino told them “I have some A man told police he believes his neighbor
hold of the guy and read him the riot act. This better not affect the dollar menu marijuana.” He was then arrested and cut a hole in his fence in order to steal his
How about next time they take the bastard prices, that’s all we care about, 800 block taken to jail, coincidentally within walking all terrain vehicle (ATV). At least the man
and run him through that new wood-chip Assembly Street distance of state’s chief law enforcement probably has a good idea what the getaway
burning plant that USC is going to use to officer’s own house, 2000 block Senate vehicle looks like, 5000 block Aloron Street
heat the dorms? 300 block Harbison Blvd. 29201 Street
This week police arrested another Columbia 29203
29201 hobo for carrying a knife and a joint while 29201 Officers dispatched to a burglary call said
Zip Code Crime Watch citypaper August 2, 2006 13
29205
A man was slapped with a criminal domestic
violence charge earlier this week after he
slapped the shit out of his girlfriend like any
drunken, wife beating, trailer park hillbilly
would do, 1900 block Oceola Street
29205
Cops found a 43-year-old woman in
possession of CRACK COCAINE in the
Attorney General’s neighborhood after
they responded to a fight in progress. The
woman pulled the crickety ckrackety from
her pocket while she was being questioned
about smashing a picture frame over a
dude, 2100 block Senate Street
29205
Cops busted a 20-year-old white guy after
they found blunt guts in the ashtray of his
car. They found less than a gram of pot
scattered within some tobacco shavings so
he was field booked and let on his way, 100
block Wildlife Parkway
29205
A kid who looked “visibly young” to police
officers was issued a citation for possession
of beer under 21 and given just one more
fancy college story to tell at parties. If you
want more college stories, (including some
written by City Paper writers) check out
the book Class Dismissed: 75 Outrageous
College Stories, which came out last this
week, 500 block Wildlife Parkway
29206
Three bitch-ass punks busted into a
McDonalds with guns and robbed the place
of an unknown amount of money. No word throughout the Five Points area while people were
still out walking around.
yet on how many times these three stooges
masturbated to Boyz In The Hood together JimmY’S STATS “Shit, y’all should’ve seen him yesterday... he
wouldn’t shut the fuck up,” he said. “You better
before they did it, 5500 block Forest Drive Age: late 50 s shut that shit or you gonna get everybody locked
Name: Jimmy up.”
29206 Where Loitering: Portions of Harden Street, Devine Street and
they found a man standing in his front yard Santee Street were hopeless for the homeless
holding a can of Budweiser and yelling at his A man called the police this week after he Maxcy Gregg Park that evening.
father. The boozer said he was going to take found something burning on his front porch. Time & Date: 9:45 p.m., July 31 So were the darkened areas between the
his father’s life and yelled that he would kill Oh, the old dog poo in a paper bag gag, QuotE: “Nobody fucks with me.” Shell station and Food Lion.
him. When the cops talked to the pops, the 5500 block Cabot Ave. Drug of choice: BOOZE When asked if Jimmy was drunk, his friend
said, “you could call it that,” before shaking his
old man said his son was recently checked *These are real people and real events, now on head and walking away.
into a mental hospital. And…welcome to 29209 the public record. “Hey Jimmy,” he said over his shoulder be-
Columbia, 5800 block Colonial Drive Some little punk ran behind the counter of fore departing. “Come on before it start to fuckin’
E. B. Games and stole a box of video games “I need some goddam pussy over here!” goddam rain like a bitch out here.”
29203 while the employee was in the back of the That’s what the old white guy with the dirty- Martin Luther King, Jr. Park was also vacant
A 47-year-old man was arrested for store. Police should be on the lookout for gray Santa-Clause-looking beard and mesh truck- of vagrants, as was the Five Points area. In the al-
a kid with no fingerprints on his thumbs in er’s cap pulled low over his face said after City leyway between Wachovia and the Salty Nut Café,
drunkenness near the USC campus when Paper woke him up from a sacked-out slumber on there were also no hobos to be found.
the police found him being “very offensive a couple weeks, 7500 block Garners Ferry a swinging park bench in Maxcy Gregg Park the A Columbia Police Dept. patrol car positioned
to the general public,” and reeking of liquor. Road night of July 31. on Laurel Street created slim pickings for any train
Just wait until college is in session, folks, As thunderclouds rolled overhead and heat track transients near Durkins and Mr. Friendys.
1500 block Barnwell Street 29212 lighting lit up his weathered face, the man call- As the thunder grew louder and others around
A dude went ape shit at SEARS when he ing himself “Jimmy” sat upright and opened his him got up to find shelter, Jimmy stayed put.
was told he couldn’t return some products bleary blue eyes wide. “I don’t think it’s gonna rain. I’m [going to]
29204 “I’m drunk, OK,” he said, picking up a bat- stay right here,” he said. “Goddam, shit. Goddam
A 34-year-old Columbia man was standing without a receipt. Police said he man made tered blue and white backpack and rummaging it, yeah. Fuck the goddam rain.”
on his front porch this week when two threats towards employees and made around through it. “Booze,” he said. And then:
scumbags pointed a handgun at him and them “fear for [their] safety,” 100 block Jimmy said he did not smoke crack or do “I need some pussy over here right now!”
Columbiana Circle any other drugs. When asked where he was going to get it,
forced him back into his house. They then “I just do booze,” he said, his speech slurred and what he was going to do with it if he did, he
robbed the poor schmuck of $200 (all in and sometimes incomprehensible as he pawed replied, “We can go down to Five Points right now
coins) and took off running, 2700 block 29212 through his bag. “I’m trying to find some right and get it, OK. Need some pussy over here! Need
School House Road Police also said someone gave a fake $100 now.” some pussy over here!”
bill to an employee of Sonic and then drove Unfortunately for Jimmy, City Paper caught Jimmy said he was from Columbia and had
29204 off in a Lexus after the employee refused him on a Sunday and could not help him out. been through a lot throughout the years. He said
to take the funny money. If you’re driving a Nor could he be entertained with the other he had seen quite a bit of the “good” and the
Responding officers noticed a “very small request he shouted out repeatedly throughout the “bad” since he’s been on the streets.
red mark on [the] chest” of a woman Lexus, do you really need to running around interview. “I’ve been through a lot of things,” he said.
who claimed a man punched her without with Monopoly money? Seriously, 300 block “Need some pussy over here!” he yelled to- “I’ve seen [people] killing other [people].
provocation. The redneck then choked her Harbison Blvd. ward Blossom Street as cars passed, his head Right over here,” he said, pointing to the woods
out and ran off like a chump, 2600 block rolling back against the back support of the beyond the park, though he didn’t seem too wor-
bench. “Goddam it! Need some pussy right over ried about it.
Forest Drive hee-yuh!” “Nobody fucks with me,” he said.
A man on another bench nearby warned him
29205 about screaming such things, saying the previous Listen to the interview with Jimmy
Publix Disturbance: A guy shoved an night Jimmy had been yelling that same refrain at www.columbiacitypaper.com
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sufJAn
steVens
YOUR GUIDE TO THE INCOMING PUNK INVASION OF CHARLOTTE, NORTH CAROLINA The Avalanche
July 11, 2006
I hate the Warped Tour. I really, really hate the Vans so many different people and exposed to all sorts of differ- McMicken of Columbia’s Maladroit Mafia whose band Asthmatic Kitty
Warped Tour but I’ve been seven times now. I bought my ent crowds. As far as I’m concerned it’s about as big as a played the Charlotte date last year. “This year we’ll be
first ticket to the event on the D.C. subway in 1997 for $5 tour as it gets,” says McLane heading up there and selling our CDs,” says McMicken.
from some cute Asian girl. The Suicide Machines blew me The Vans Warped Tour: a big, dusty, dirty tumbleweed You’ve gotta organize your buddies for the car pool early In response to the hubbub currently surrounding him, it looks
away that day. of multi-colored mohawks, mosh pits, lines, and ridicu- that day to avoid missing the unknown first bands of the like Sufjan Stevens has decided to strike while the iron’s hot and
I’ve watched Tim Armstrong and Lars Frederiksen of lously priced beverages. day. release this “shamelessly compiled” companion to 2005’s
Rancid play wiffle ball homerun derby in Jacksonville, “I definitely dislike the lack of water and $4 dollar waters,” “The thing with the Warped tour is it doesn’t matter what Illinoise. Proving he’s quite the clever one, our banjo-loving
Florida with members of the Mighty Mighty Bosstones. says Worshem, “Although it’s about the community. I like band you are or what stage you play; the running order friend has put together twenty-one (more) ditties about thetwen-
That year was one of my favorites. I went alone and the fact that there is this sense of comradery because changes every day. They change it every day because ty-first state.
remember trying to trade an extra press pass for a single there are so many struggling bands in one place.” they don’t want people to show up late for the headliners I had heard that Sufjan (pronounced “SOOF YAN” if you care)
beer standing on top of an RV while NOFX played. You’ve gotta go prepared with a stuffed wallet. Ticket which is kind of cool-- it never gets stale and you’ve got t o originally wanted to dump the entire thing on the Net for free, but
On my first trip to the tour in Charlotte I stay on your toes,” says McLane. here I am reviewing it while he strolls to the bank clutching
began a tradition of sneaking vodka in film On Aug. 8, over a thousand of Columbia’s money bags. Shame on you, Sufjan. Shame on you.
canisters to the show. Vodka-water is my offi- punk rockers and mall rats should make the Clocking in at a whopping seventy-six minutes, this compila-
cial Warped Tour beverage because you have migration north on interstate 77. They’ll tion of outtakes and rarities could’ve easily passed as Illinoise
to hydrate. It’s hot and it’s dirty and the goth pass by each other checking out band stick- part II: the reckoning had it not been littered with guitar amp feed-
kids are sweating their make up down their ers on one another's’ vehicles and probably back, ambient instrumental hiccups and three, count ‘em, three
cheeks and onto you. Just because you want mooning each other every now and then as alternate versions of “Chicago.” There are a handful of songs
to catch some of AFI. well. (“The Avalanche” “Dear Mr. Supercomputer” “The Henny Buggy
“It’s like being in hell and sitting under Then they'll get off the highway and sit in Band” & “No Man’s Land”) that hold their own and would’ve
Satan’s nut sack. It’s the hottest thing ever,” traffic talking about who they want to see complimented his original Prairie State opus, but, overall, this
says Brien Worshem of Secret Lives of the the most. effort is pretty bland.
Freemasons. “I’ve gotten to see Joan Jett and the Of course, we are once again enlightened with odd nuggets of
“Warped Tour takes place in parking lots Blackhearts twice which I was really syked fact concerning the state’s history (“For Clyde Tombaugh” is
and ball fields around the country so it’s usu- on and I’ve watched Rise Against almost about the guy who discovered Pluto). But this time around, the
ally hot because there’s never any shade,” every day,” says McLane who finds the time quirky hand claps and trumpets that made Illinoise so well
says Stretch Arm Strong’s Chris McLane to check out fellow musicians while on the received begin to wear on the nerves a bit. By album’s end,one
while on a stretch of I-90 heading east tour. quickly grows bored with the delicate falsetto that made Stevens
towards a Warped Tour date in So who will you be going to see this year popular in the first place. Lest we forget, Sufjan’s musical ambi-
Massachusetts this past Tuesday evening. in Charlotte? The following is a partial list. tion is to crank out one album for each of the fifty states. Now,
You almost have to buy a band t-shirt that Top: Thursday performs at the Vans Warped Tour in Charlotte in 2002. Above: For more information check out with both Michigan and Illinois under his belt, I don’t think it’s wise
day so that you’ve got something clean to www.Warped Tour.com to waste time on a work of filler when there’s still forty-eight to go.
Against Me! at the New Brookland Tavern this past winter. Both bands will be Sufjan is currently on tour promoting both Illinoise and this
wear on the way home. appearing at the Charlotte version of the tour on August 8. Thursday, Rise Against, Against Me! 18
Warped Tour is a crazy circus of rebellion Visions, Helmet, Bouncing Souls, Less batch of bastard tracks that didn’t make the cut. With stops in
that has grown to monstrous proportion since prices are always reasonable considering how many Than Jake, Saves the Day, Comeback Kid, Armor For Tennessee, Texas, North Carolina and Georgia, perhaps the
its beginnings twelve years ago. bands play, but it’s a flea market and everything is for sale, Sleep, He is Legend, Everytime I Die, Secret Lives, Stretch next state project will focus on southern culture. Can’t wait to
“In Detroit we played the main stage and including the Ernie Ball stage. Arm Strong, NOFX, Senses Fail, Joan Jett and the hear “The Electric
there was almost 18,000 people there that “I guess I almost have a problem with all the commercial- Blackhearts, Horse the Band, Anti-Flag, From Autumn to Ode to that Giant Fire Hydrant on Taylor Street” or a vibraphone-
day. As a band you get to play in front of ism but that’s what keeps it going strong,” says Jeffrey Ashes, Motion City Soundtrack, The Bled, and more. heavy Strom Thurmond ballad.
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Cancer
Watch yourself on tour! I remember when my shag band Sagittarius
used to tour the globe and those wild nights after the Bad news: decades of leisure on Hilton Head have turned
show. Seems like I left a small piece of myself behind in your hide the consistency of a melanoma-specked
every town. ...I wonder how little Kumumba, Nyeung Po, saddle. Good News: That tennis skirt just earned you
and Jean-Deaniel de Lupierre Sanford are doing these the cover of this month’s Bitter and Leathery Magazine.
days.
Leo Capricorn
Introduce a new word into the English lexicon today. I’ll Your new Xylitol-enhanced, cavity fighting pizza is tasty
go first: SunCom v. to malfunction suddenly. “Sorry I was (if slightly unnerving). I can deal with the minty flavor, but
late, my car SunCommed in the middle of Gervais and I the sparkly aquamarine sauce has got to go.
had to have it towed.”
Aries
You will consider moving back to Columbia after an Aquarius
extended absence and will spend a week in town to get Virgo I need a political favor, 3 month-old Aquarius baby. A
the new “lay of the land” ...only to find that it’s your ex- Boo! Creepy foot doctor! big ugly dude named Tommy Moore will pose with you
wife. for a photo op. If you soil him on camera--your choice
Libra of orifice and substance-- I’ll raise preschool funding by
I dropped the ball last week, which unfortunately led to 10%. Heck, I may even put air conditioning in a Corridor
Taurus a huge mess at the lunch club. But, jeez, it should’ve of Shame school to sweeten the deal. ...Nah.
Ladies, when considering tattoo placement, please gone without predicting that you can’t wear a white suit
take the long-term ramifications into account. Getting a and sit next to Temple Ligon when he’s ordered a large
butterfly on your lower back may seem like a good idea double latte! Pisces
today, but, as a wise man once said, when you become a Global Warming, the Crisis in the Middle East, Nukes
senior citizen it’ll look like you sat in an ice cream cone. in Iran and North Korea?! Where is Larry Flynt in these
Scorpio trying times? I need to see Anne Coulter naked, stat!
“Don’t worry I’m sure it’s curable.” No, I need to be frank.
media
BREAKING NEWS: NEW
FONTS AT FREE TIMES Five Points Pity Page
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truggling with its own identity, South
malarkey
ust a week after Dan Cook of Free Times
broke the riveting story of Portico Pub- Carolina entertainment weekly Free
lications’ office move, Cook’s investiga-
By Paul Blake
tive reporting within his own office con- Times milked an alleged car-jacking
tinues. incident last week all the way to the City
Ole’ Danny Boy is relentless. Paper’s crime watch.
This past week, while reporting on Free Times’ Staff writer Ron Aiken reported to the
newspaper redesign, he quotes an anony-
mous source on the grueling process of se- Columbia City Police that a woman said
lecting a new font: someone was chasing her and he let her
“This one looks too frivolous,” someone he noticed that CCP carries SuDoKu, as well as our mention of “where classified are supposed to
be.” (The answer: not the middle of the book! That’s friggin’ moronic!) into the car at which point she pulled a
would say.
“That one looks too stuffy,” was the verdict Unfortunately for Cook, making his paper look more like Columbia City Paper doesn’t change gun on him. The alleged incident oc-
on another. the fact that the Free Times cover stories are still sophomoric. Case in point: writing on bathroom curred after 2a.m. in close proximity
Who is this masked man, this anonymous stalls. (That’s friggin’ moronic too!) to Martin Luther King, Jr. Park, an area
talker, this “Deep Throat” at Free Times? Since Free Times is clearly taking suggestions from City Paper, here are a few more:
Heck, Cook’s protection of his inside source is 1. Write an interesting cover story every now and then. Re-running a feature story on frequented with prostitution and drug
the kind of risky, aggressive journalism you’d Jimmy Carter that appeared in Mother Jones months earlier is well, uh, lame. deals.
expect to see in an alternative newsweekly. 2. Stop overcharging your advertisers. They know what you’re doing. We tell them. Advertising Director Kerry Powers
But our inside source at Free Times tells us 3. Find a permanent position for Jim Small. He deserves it. Suggestion: How about
Dan Cook’s job?
and Senior Account Executive, Shan-
that Cook -- yes, Cook! -- is the one that those
new delivery boys refer to as Deep Throat. 4. Don’t tell your readers to call the theater for show times for Monetta Drive In and non Arthur were quick to capitalize on
As for the redesign, Free Times made sig- Columbia Grande. You do it. The whole point of having movie times is to provide the incident, announcing it to business
nificant changes. them to your readers. Idjits. owners in attendance at the Five Points
The paper moved the classified section to 5. Stop rehashing news from The State newspaper. That newspaper is almost as bad
as Free Times. Association meeting just before mak-
the back of the book like virtually every other
newspaper in existence. (That middle-of-the- 6. Buy Dan Cook a phone. ing a sales pitch for the Free Times Five
book classified experiment was friggin’ mo- 7. Get another source besides SCHotline.com. Points advertising page. No word yet on
ronic!) 8. Kill the golf page. That’s friggin’ moronic. whether the publicity will cause adver-
Cook may have also obtained the first 9. Start calling Brett Bursey for quotes every week again. It is embarrassing that you
haven’t spoken to him since City Paper detailed his past dealings. tisers to spend inflated ad rates on the
document of his journalistic career: the Co-
lumbia City Paper media kit. 10. Enough with the special sections. People are starting to catch on to the endless ineffective page in the paper.
Our media kit contains headers that are advertising schemes. And, uh, in case you didn’t notice: No one is falling for Sidelines.
eerily similar to the new Free Times article
headers. Cook’s ability to review the docu- Congrats on the new fonts, though. It’s a start. But, just remember: sprinkling a dog turd with talkback@columbiacitypaper.com
ment he obtained didn’t stop there. It’s clear glitter and tying it off with a bow doesn’t change the fact that it’s still a dog turd.
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