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Scene 1: Santa is standing in front of the mirror looking at himself, touching his
belly and flexing his biceps.)
Santa (Myhail): Ho, ho, ho. Look at me. A 100 kg of pure muscle. Wow.
Elf (Adrià): Hey, Fatso, it’s time to go. You still have 3 million presents to give
before tomorrow morning.
Santa (Myhail): Hey, hey, hey! What have you said? Who are you calling me fat?
I’m not fat. I’ve never looked better before.
Rudolph (Antonia): Good heavens. Look at Santa. Do we really have to pull the
sleigh with all those presents and him?
Comet (Elna): Listen guys. I have an idea. Why don’t we take Santa to the Slim Up
Center?
Prancer (Laura): The Slim Up Center? I think it is very expensive. And we don’t
have any money.
Rudolph (Antonia): We could give them some presents instead. Maybe they will be
okay with that.
Cupid (Chaimae): Okay, that’s a very good idea. Let’s go then. Santa, are you
ready?
Santa (Myhail): Sure guys. Let’s go. (Sleigh drives off. After a few minutes Santa
notices it’s going the wrong way). Hey guys, where are we going?
Prancer (Laura): Well, Santa, we can’t pull your weight any longer. We think it’s
time for you to go on a diet.
Santa (Myhail): A diet? What are you talking about? I’m as thin as a stick!
Blitzen (Rachid): Well, a giant stick, Santa.
Santa (Elna): Breakfast? Let me see. I have 12 slices of toast with marmalade.
Santa (Elna): And four cups of coffee with lots of milk and sugar.
Santa (Elna): Fruit? What do you think I am? A monkey? Monkeys eat fruit.
Prancer (Laura): But Santa, fruit is really good for you. You should try it. Okay,
next question: What do you have for lunch?
Santa (Elna): Lunch? Well, I usually have six pieces of fried chicken.
Blitzen (Rachid): Six pieces?
Santa (Elna) : French fries and cola. Supersized, of course. And a big ice-cream for
dessert.
Dancer (Mohamed): Supersized? Big ice-cream? Don’t you eat any vegetables,
Santa?
Santa (Elna): Vegetables? What do you think I am? A rabbit? Rabbits eat
vegetables.
Rudolph (Antonia): But Santa, vegetables are really good for you. They keep you
fit.
Santa (Elna): All right, and next you’re going to tell me exercise is good for me.
Hah!
Donner (Myhail): But it is, Santa. Last question: What do you have for dinner?
Prancer (Laura): Okay, that’s it. Let’s bring them the questionnaire and see what
they say.
Prancer (Laura): The bad news is that you are quite a bit fat.
Comet (Adrià): The good news is that you can start your programme immediately.
Dancer (Mohamed): Sadly, you will have to stay here until you have lost 10 kilos.
Santa (Myhail): Stay here? Lose 10 kg? How long will that take?
Rudolph (Antonia): Not buts, Santa. We are doing this for your own good.
Donner (Elna): Don’t get upset, you might get a heart attack.
The End