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1 EXT. SOMEWHERE IDK - DAY 1


The scene opens on Kris and Susie who are both playing Rock,
Paper, Scissors. They are continuously picking the same
stances (Susie having the losing stance). Susie is extremely
aggravated that she keeps losing however she still refuses to
change her stance from Scissors. After a couple very intense
shots of this pointless game susie suddenly changes her
stance to Paper however Kris also changes to Scissors. In a
fit of anger Susie begins to complain before she is
interrupted by a much taller woman who has appeared in
between them.
QUEEN
Hell of a study session.
Queen rests her arm on Susie's shoulder and in response Susie
jumps to the side uncomfortably, she is still aggravated.
SUSIE
Who the hell are you!?
QUEEN
I am known as Homo Sapien,Queen
Theodora Annastasia Eleanor
Sovereign. But you foolish children
may call me-
Queen pauses and holds up a finger to indicate a pause. She
then takes a long swig from a wine glass filled with an odd
coloured liquid. The glass is emptied.
QUEEN
"Queen"
SUSIE
Heh, like we're gonna call YOU
*Queen*.
Theodora...Anna...Annastetic...Uh,
Susie looks at Kris as she tries to figure out what to say.
Queen just smiles, her eyes closed
QUEEN
"Queen."
SUSIE
Well LOOK, "Queen" We're not
"Children"!
Queen swirls her glass as it begins to fill itself back up
from an unseen source above.
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QUEEN
Teens are merely big children.
[Aside] And adults are even bigger
children.
Susie looks at Kris and then back at Queen
SUSIE
...doesn't that make you a child too
then?
QUEEN
No I am: Queen
Queen smiles proudly gesturing to herself.
SUSIE
...Queen?
Queen talks as she sinks down to the ground, out of view from
the camera.
QUEEN
Well thank you for the stimuli but I
must leave now. Goodbye~
Susie looks down in panic and begins to yell
SUSIE
Wait! Wait!! Why'd you capture
Noelle!?

Queen reappears from the side of Kris and rests her arms on
their head.

QUEEN
I would have captured you too but I
ran out of cages
As she speaks she twirls her finger around Kris' hair

SUSIE
WHY THE CAPTURING?!

QUEEN
So that she may become my willing
peon...In my quest for world
domination.

Queen speaks as though its just a regular conversation.


QUEEN
Also maybe I shall make her face
into a robot one?
3.

SUSIE
What!? Why!?

Queen shrugs
QUEEN
Seems cool
SUSIE
Well, FORGET it, dude. Nobody's
turning anyone's face into a robot!

Queen gasps and moves Kris' head out of the way


QUEEN
Could that be a statement of animous
dissension
SUSIE
Huh?...
Queen rolls her eyes and rests her arms on Kris' head again

QUEEN
You wanna fight, loser
Susie grins and begins to crack her knuckles

SUSIE
Yes!!! YES ALREADY, YES!!!

Queen turns and leaves


QUEEN
Oh then bye

Susie begins punching the air in anger


SUSIE
WAIT! A GODDMAN! SECOND!!
QUEEN
[from afar] I have no time for such
activities (And would kick your ass)
But perhaps someone else could
entertain you

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