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gaytarded (adj) The state of being both retarded and gay simultaneously.
Ex: “That costume is fucking gaytarded!”
steaktastic (adj) The state of being more like steak (note that being like steak is good).
Ex: “That’s one fucking steaktastic steak”
tapioca (adj) The state of having gone rotten. Why does tapioca mean rotten? Simple-it comes in
fucking ball form, and isn’t cheese.
Ex: “It’s gone all fucking tapioca”
Totals Class
PBD TOTALS
Name
211 2A Civ Flamin Donut Holes Because a lot of classes out there had
165 1A Civ Full Tilt really bad names, we decided to give them
108 3A Civ-lite MaCiv Plumb Bobs new ones. The problem is, Dan gave us all
58 Ringed the new names as well as “good, bad and ugly”
57 3B Comp ComESutra (who are just temp names for that day as any
49 ??? Bad POETS barfly would know) and DIDN’T give us
38 ??? Rolstons the real classes. So we had to guess. If we
30 2A Mech Long Wrench Big Nuts got it wrong, suck it up. Oh the Dumb Bobs have
30 Unworked & Overpaid officially been demoted to 3A because of their
28 Idiots Idiots bad name and Dan.
19 1A EnviroCiv Stupids — ‘Noods Editors
Quotations
This week’s rant: “Quotes” and “Quotations” are NOT synonyms. Quote is a verb - as in to quote someone.
Quotation is a noun - as in here is a list of quotations. They are NOT interchangable. Dumbasses. Try looking up “quota-
tions” on the internet, you’ll find a few, look up “quotes”, you’ll find a fuck load. Gaytarded morons. The English language
has gone all tapioca.
Ethel: You know how animals can sense fear? Willy can sense beer. — Willy ‘n Ethel
I would give all my fame for a pot of ale and safety. — William Shakespeare
Back and side go bare, go bare, both foot and hand go cold; but, belly,
God send thee good ale enough, whether it be new or old. — Bishop John
The problem with some people is that when they aren’t drunk, they’re
sober. — William Butler Yeats
Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer. — Henry
Lawson
I feel sorry for people who don’t drink, because when they wake up in the
morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day. — Frank Sinatra
A bored salesman came up with a scheme to have some fun at one of the Free Hookers with Hats for you!
many hotels he was constantly staying in on the road. Obtaining the keys to Submit, Damit!
the hotel pool, he snuck in at 3am, drained the three hot tubs of water, and
refilled them. One was filled with chocolate syrup, one with butterscotch
syrup, and one with whipped cream. A call to an escort service landed three
hookers, who introduced themselves as Missi, Mandi, and Starr. The plan
was to get blown by all three in each hot tub, for a total of nine. However,
the salesman collapsed after only 4 face-fucks, and Mandi was left
submerged in whipped-cream, waiting for that cock that never came. After
a while, she called out to Starr; “Hey! What’s taking so long? Try jamming
your finger up his ass.” Starr, performing CPR, responded with “This
fucker’s dropped- I think he’s having a heart attack but it’s hard to tell
because he’s covered in chocolate syrup!” “I don’t care what you dipped
him in, bring him here.”
Mmmm drowning in chocolate. Is that how they get milk chocolate?
This week’s contest: Write a joke with this as the opening line:
“A rabbi, a midget, and <inset engsoc exec> walk into a bar”
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