erTi wlis win

22 noemberi

mogesalmebi, samyarov!
gadavwyvite, blogi Semeqmna.
es blogi.
SeiZleba mkiTxoT, _ ratom?
xom iciT, ra moxdeba, Tuki `koka-kolas~ Zlierad SeanjRrevT da
mere gaxsniT? amoifrqveva da yvelafers daasvelebs. swored ase vgrZnob Tavs. CemSi uamravi azri ireva, trialebs, magram xmamaRla saTqmelad Tavdajereba maklia.
erTxel mamam mirCia, yoveldRiuri Canawerebi gamekeTebina. miTxra, dRiuris warmoeba idealuri saSualebaa Cveni Sinagani, yvelaze
piraduli fiqrebis gamosaxatavado. isic dasZina, rom wlebis Semdeg
mesiamovneboda ukan moxedva da im dRiuriT `Tineijerul wlebs davafasebdi~. hm, cxadia, misi Tineijerobidan imdeni dro gavida, daaviwyda kidec, ra SegrZnebaa es.
sxvaTa Soris, dRiuris wera vcade, sami Canaweric ki gavakeTe,
sanam sabolood davnebdebodi. isini daaxloebiT ase JRerda:
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dRes wvimda; axali fexsacmeli gavafuWe. jenis maTematikis gacdena surda. ar gaucdenia. jon baris mecnierebis gakveTilze sisxli
waskda cxviridan, radgan fanqari Seiyo. me davcine. mas ar gaxarebia.
uxerxuli iyo. Rame mSvidobis.
brijit jonsis dRiurs ar hgavs, xom marTalia? STambeWdavic ar
aris.
dRiurSi sakuTari TavisTvis Canawerebis keTeba uazrobad meCveneba.
minda vicode, rom vinmes, sadme, Cemi naweris wakiTxvis SesaZlebloba eqneba.
es aris mizezi, ramac blogis Seqmna gadamawyvetina, ris gamoc
mindoda, mqonoda sivrce, sadac SevZlebdi vinmesTvis meTqva is, rasac movisurvebdi, roca movisurvebdi da rogorc movisurvebdi. da
ar medarda, rom Cemi naTqvamiT STabeWdilebas ver movaxdendi, suleli gamovCndebodi an megobrebs davkargavdi.
swored amitom es blogi anonimuria.
raTa SevZlo, absoluturad bunebrivi viyo.
Cemi saukeTeso megobari viki (ra Tqma unda, es misi namdvili saxeli
ar aris, ver gavamxel, winaaRmdeg SemTxvevaSi anonimurobas ver SevinarCuneb) aucileblad ityoda, rom faqti, airCio anonimoba mxolod
imitom, rom bunebrivi iyo, TavisTavad, epikuri tragediaa. ra icis?
is Tineijeri gogoa nervuli aSlilobiT (sinamdvileSi, Tineijeri
biWia, mSoblebTan problemebiT. Tumca, es sul sxva istoriaa).
xandaxan vfiqrob, nuTu ase imitom xdeba, rom nervuli aSlilobis
mqone Tineijeri gogo var. modi, ganvsazRvroT _ arsebobs uamravi
ram, rac gvanerviulebs.

Tineijeri gogonebis nerviulobis

aTi mTavari mizezi
1. mogeTxoveba, mudam idealurad gamoiyurebode;
2. es SeuZlebelia, roca Seni hormonebi gagiJebiT aqtiurdeba;
3. da sabolood, Seni cxovrebis yvelaze muwukebiani periodis
uSualo mizezad iqceva (amasTan, pirveli punqtis Seusruleblobasac ganapirobebs!).
4. rac, agreTve, emTxveva nebismier dros Sokoladis Tavisuflad
yidvis uprecedento xanas (rac auaresebs mesame punqts!).
5. moulodnelad, Sen samoss yvela yuradRebas aqcevs;
6. samosic idealurad unda gixdebodes;
7. mogeTxoveba, supermodelis unarebs flobde;
8. raTa, yoveldRiur samosSic gadaiRo selfi;
9. selfi socialur qselebSi unda gaasajaroo, Senma megobrebma
rom naxon;
10. valdebuli xar, sawinaaRmdego sqesisTvis aranormalurad
mimzidveli iyo (paralelurad, zemoxsenebul punqtebsac unda gaarTva Tavi!).
bolo punqtis Semdgom gTxovT, warmomidginoT, rom dramatulad, mwuxared voxrav.
Tumca, darwmunebuli var, SeuZlebelia erTaderTi Tineijeri
gogo viyo, romelic ase grZnobs Tavs.
veWvob, gulis siRrmeSi, yvela Tineijeri gogo CemsaviT ganicdis.
da iqneb, erT dResac, roca yvela Cvengani gaiazrebs, rom erTnairad vitanjebiT, SevZlebT, sxva adamianad Tavis warmoCena SevwyvitoT.
es araCveulebrivi iqneboda.
Tumca, manamde, vapireb, am blogze realoba avsaxo. `realur~ cxovrebaSi ki ararealuroba SevinarCuno.
vgegmav, davwero yvelaferi, risi Tqmac msurs da Zalian kargi iqneba, Tu Senc (vinc unda iyo) SemomierTdebi.
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SesaZlebelia, es Cvens pirad kuTxed iqces internetsivrceSi,

sadac gulwrfelad vilaparakebT CvenTvis, TineijerebisTvis mtkivneul sakiTxebze.
garda amisa, fotogadaReba miyvars (nuTu ar mogwonT, fotoebze
gansakuTrebuli wuTebis samaradiso aRbeWdvis SesaZlebloba? lamazi daisi, dabadebis dRis wveuleba, karameliani qafqeiqebi sqeli minanqriT...). ase rom, aq bevri foto daideba, magram _ arc erTi selfi.
anonimurobis gamo, cxadia.
kargi, am etapze sul esaa. madloba wakiTxvisTvis (Tu vinmem namdvilad waikiTxa!) da gTxovT, Tqveni Sexedulebebi komentarebis velSi
daafiqsiroT.
onlaingogo, kavSiris dasasruli.

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Tavi pirveli
dRevandeli dRe

hei, peni, icodi, rom uiliam Seqspiri

anagramaa1 winadadebis
I am a weakish speller?

eliotisgan mosul Setyobinebas davyureb da vox

rav. im drois ganmavlobaSi, sanam `romeo da julietas~
kostiumirebul repeticias vuyurebdi (Cemi cxovrebis
sami saaTi, romelsac verasodes davibruneb), eliotma
Seqspirze dawerili, informaciuli xasiaTis teqste
biT dambomba. ganuzraxavs, CemTvis am gziT mowyenilo
ba Seemsubuqebina. nuTu vinmes sWirdeba imis codna,
rom Seqspiri 1564 wels moinaTla? an Svidi dedmamiSvi
li rom hyavda?
_ peni, SegiZlia gadaiRo, rogor ixreba julieta
satvirTo manqanidan?
asoebis gadasma ise, rom erTi sityvidan sxva sityva mivi
RoT, mag: xmali-mxali, Tavi-Tiva.
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myisve aviRe kamera da mister bekonsfilds Tavi da

vuqnie.
_ diax, ser.
mister bekonsfildi meTerTmete klaselebs dra
mas aswavlis. igi pedagogTa im kategorias ganekuTvne
ba, romelTac bavSvebTan mWidro urTierToba aqvT da
didi popularobiTac sargebloben; Tma JeleTi aqvs
gazepili da, _ jefi damiZaxeTo, _ imeorebs. garda
amisa, swored misi mizeziT, `romeosa da julietas~
Cveneuli versia bruklinis getoSi viTardeba, julie
ta aivnis nacvlad, satvirTo manqanaze dgas da iyu
reba. Cems skolis saukeTeso megobars, megans, mister
bekonsfildi uyvars, radgan es ukanaskneli mas yovel
Tvis mTavar rolSi aTamaSebs. piradad me vfiqrob, rom
is ucnauri da axirebuli adamiania. maswavleblebs ar
unda surdeT, drois umetesi nawili TineijerebTan ga
ataron. maTi valdebuleba wignebSi qeqva, generaluri
inspeqciis gamo nerviuloba da samaswavlebloSi wa
moWrili sadavo sakiTxebis gadawyveta unda iyos.
scenis gverdiTa kibeze avedi da meganis siaxloves
davixare. mas beisbolis kepi axuravs, aplikaciiT _
`Sarmiani~. kisers uzarmazari oqrosferi dolaris
niSniT Semkuli, sqeli, yalbi oqros jaWvi umZimebs. ga
moricxulia, aseT formaSi myofi, gardacvlili megani
sxvaganac genaxaT; ai, rogor Zalian uyvars mister be
konsfildi. suraTis gadaRebas vapirebdi, roca Caisi
sina:
_ Seecade, ar gamomiCndes.
_ ra? _ vkiTxe CurCuliT.
_ wertili Cems cxvirze. Seecade, fotoze ar gamoC
ndes.
_ oh. kargi.
gadavixare da kadri movaaxlove. am mxares sakmarisi ga
naTeba ar aris, magram mTavaria, laqa ar Cans. foto gadavi
Re, Semdeg scenis dasatoveblad Semovbrundi da audito
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rias movavle Tvali. mister bekonsfildisa da reJisoris

ori asistentis garda, aravin aris, yvela skami carielia.
gulze momeSva. Tu vityvi, rom sazogadoebasTan urTier
Toba Cemi Zlieri mxare ar aris, igive iqneba, rom vTqva,
jastin biberi paparacebs ver ewyoba-meTqi. warmodgena ar
maqvs, rogor axerxeben rolis TamaSs. mxolod is mevale
ba, scenaze fotos gadasaRebad ramdenime wamiT avide da
drois mcire monakveTSic ki uxerxulad var.
_ gmadlob, pen. _ mommarTavs mister bekonsfildi,
sanam kibeze Cavrbivar. es kidev erTi gamaRizianebeli
faqti _ yvela Cvengans kninobiTi saxeliT mogvmarTa
vs. ki magram, ojaxis wevrebisgan misaRebia, Tumca ara
maswavleblebisgan!
zustad maSin, roca scenis erT-erT mxares, Cems usa
frTxo adgils davubrundi, mobiluris xma gaisma.

oh, RmerTo Cemo, Seqspiris dros

julietas rols, Cveulebriv,
mamakacebi asrulebdnen! olis uTxari,
siamovnebiT vnaxavdi mis saxes!

maSinve olis Sevxede, daJinebiT ucqerda megans.

_ Cumad, ram gaanaTa sarkmeli? _ Tqva man yvelaze
cudi niuiorkuli aqcentiT.
Tavi ver Sevikave da amovioxre. miuxedavad imisa,
rom oli kidev ufro uaresad aris gamowyobili (jere
mi kailis1 stumarsa da snup dogs2 Sorisaa gaCxerili)
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ingliseli tele-radiovarskvlavi, cnobili bulvaruli
toqSous wamyvani.
2
cnobili amerikeli reperi, msaxiobi, prodiuseri.

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vidre megani, rogorRac mainc axerxebs, simpaTiurad

gamoiyurebodes.
eliots sZuls oli. is fiqrobs, rom oli egocen
truli adamiania da `mosiarule selfs~ uwodebs, ma
gram gulaxdili viqnebi, Tu vityvi, realurad, saer
Tod ar icnobs mas. elioti `houvis~ kerZo skolaSi
dadis da olis mxolod SemTxveviT Tu SeeCexeba xolme
sanapiroze an qalaqSi.
_ penis ar evaleba, am scenaSic gadamiRos? _ iki
Txa olim, mas Semdeg, rac misTvis gankuTvnili teqstis
warmoTqma daasrula. kvlavac yalbi amerikuli aqcen
tiT saubrobs; rolis miRebis wuTidan ase iqceva. ro
gorc Cans, yvela warmatebuli msaxiobi iyenebs imas,
rasac `meTodur TamaSs~ uwodeben.
_ ra Tqma unda, olz, _ ambobs `ubralod jefi~, _ pen?
mobiluri davde da kibe avirbine.
_ SegiZlia, Seecado, Cemi saukeTeso mxare daafiq
siro? _ CurCuliT mommarTa keps qvemodan. mis qudze,
Savi briliantis imitaciiT, warweraa: `mimzidveli~.
_ cxadia, _ vpasuxob, _ mm, Semaxsene, romel mxares
gulisxmob? _ oli ise miyurebs, TiTqos giJi viyo. _ es
ubralod, imdenad rTuli saTqmelia... _ vCurCuleb da
almuri medeba. oli warbSekruli miyurebs. _ imitom,
rom Cemi azriT, orive mxare kargad gamoiyureba, _
vambob da Cems xmaSi sasowarkveTa gaismis. oh, RmerTo
Cemo! ra mWirs?! warmomidgenia, rogor wamoiyvirebda
SeZrwunebuli elioti. sabednierod, swored imwuTas
olim farTod gamiRima; ramac, ufro ymawviluri ieri
misca da SedarebiT xelmisawvdomic gaxada.
_ Cemi marjvena mxare ukeTesia, _ Tqva da satvirTo
manqanisken mibrunda.
_ es Seni... mm... Seni marjvena Tu Cemgan marjvena? _
vekiTxebi, radgan msurs, ormagad darwmunebuli viyo.
_ kargi ra, pen. mTeli dRe aq xom ver viqnebiT! _ wa
moiyvira mister bekonsfildma.
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_ Cemi marjvena mxare, ra Tqma unda. _ Caisisina

olim da kvlav ise Semomxeda, TiTqos veluri, arara
cionaluri arseba vyofiliyavi.
ukve meganic ki mibRvers. sircxvilisgan saxea
lewilma gadavuRe. CemTvis Cveuli qmedebebidan arc
erTi ar Semisrulebia. arc ganaTeba Semimowmebia, arc
_ rakursi an sxva ram. ubralod, Rilakze davawkapune
da akankalebuli Camovedi scenidan.
rogorc iqna, repeticia dasrulda. am dros elio
tisgan Sevityve, rom Seqspiri mxolod Tvrameti wlis
iyo, roca daqorwinda da saerTo jamSi, ocdaTvrame
ti piesa dawera; Semdeg jgufurad gavemarTeT jeibis
amerikuli sasadilosken, milqSeikebisa da Cifsebis
Tvis.
rodesac zRvispira bulvaramde mivediT, oli gver
diT amomidga da CemTan erTad ganagrZo siaruli.
_ rogor xar? _ mkiTxa yalbi, niuiorkuli aqcen
tiTa da gaWianurebuli, grZeli xmovnebiT.
_ mm, kargad, gmadlob, _ vupasuxe moulodneli
borZikiT. axla, rodesac gangster romeos rolidan
gamovida, ukeT gamoiyureba. misi qera, simpaTiuri
serferisTvis damaxasiaTebeli Tma momxiblavad aCe
Cila, lurji Tvalebi ise ubrwyinavs, rogorc zRva _
zamTris mzian amindSi. gulwrfelad, ar var darwmu
nebuli, rom im tipis biWebs ganekuTvneba, rogorebic
momwons, is boi-bendisa da Warbi aTleturi srulyofi
lebis nazavia, Tumca, CemTvis mainc Zalian uCveuloa
skolis mTavari gulTampyroblis mxridan, maqsimalu
ri yuradReba.
_ vfiqrobdi, _ ambobs da farTod miRimis.
da Cemi Sinagani xma dauyovnebliv asrulebs mis wi
nadadebas: `ras akeTeb Tavisufal dros? aqamde ratom
ar SemimCnevixar? CemTan erTad saseirnod wamoxval?~
_ ...SeiZleba, vnaxo foto, romelic gadamiRe? ubra
lod, minda davrwmunde, rom kargad gamoviyurebi.
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_ oh...mm...ra Tqma unda. diax... kargi... gaCveneb, sasa

diloSi rom mivalT.
swored imwuTas fexi TxrilSi Camivarda. marTalia,
didi ormo ar yofila da Sig ar gavuCinarebulvar, ma
gram mainc waviborZike; Sedegad, iseTi mimzidveli da
kulturuli ieri miviRe, rogoric SabaT saRamos aqvT
xolme SezarxoSebulebs. es kidev erTi mizezia, rato
mac mZuls braitoni, anu is adgili, sadac vcxovrob.
ase mgonia, teritoria ormoebiT aris savse, da yvela
ormo me melodeba, Sig rom Cavvarde! gavswordi da sa
bednierod, aRmovaCine, rom olis araferi SeumCnevia.
sasadiloSi rom SevediT, oli maSinve dawinaurda
da magidasTan Cem gverdiT aRmoCnda. davinaxe, rogor
azida meganma warbebi da iseTi SegrZneba dameufla,
TiTqos raRac davaSave. araCveulebrivad axerxebs
uxerxul mdgomareobaSi Cems Cayenebas. Sevbrundi da
yuradReba saSobao dekoraciebze gavamaxvile, mwvane
da wiTeli girlandebis xveulebze, aseve _ meqanikur
Tovlis papaze, romelic yovel Semomsvlelsa da gam
vlels esalmeba SeZaxiliT `ho-ho-ho!~ danamdvilebiT
SemiZlia Tqma, rom Soba Cemi sayvareli dResaswaulia.
misi moaxloeba saocar simSvides mgvris. ramdenime wam
Si kvlav magidas mivubrundi. sabednierod, megani mobi
luriT erToboda.
TiTebi meqaveba, TavSi axali blogpostis dawe
ris araerTi inspiracia mitrialebs. xandaxan mgonia,
rom skola erTi didi speqtaklia da gvevaleba, mTeli
drois ganmavlobaSi Cven-Cveni rolebi SevasruloT.
cxovrebiseul speqtaklSi olis Cem gverdiT jdoma ar
moeTxoveba; igi meganTan unda iyos. maT ar aqvT sasiy
varulo urTierToba an raime msgavsi, magram, cxadia,
socialuri kibis erT safexurze dganan. Tanac, mega
ni arasodes vardeba TxrilebSi. mbzinavi, wablisferi
TmiTa da gabutuli tuCebiT uzrunvelad, udrtvinve
lad miiwevs win. meganis gverdiT tyupi zis _ kira da
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amara. speqtaklSi uteqsto rolebi aqvT, realur cxo

vrebaSic swored ase eqceva maT megani. isini misi mTava
ri rolis mcire, umniSvnelo damatebebi arian.
_ romel sasmels inebebT? _ gvkiTxa oficiantma,
romelic Cvens magidas bloknotiTa da farTo Rimi
liT mouaxlovda.
_ araCveulebrivi azria _ xmamaRla upasuxa olim,
yalbi amerikuli aqcentiT.
Tavi ver Sevikave da gavwiTldi. yvelam, meganis gar
da, milqSeiki SevukveTeT, man mineraluri wyali arCia.
oli momibrunda.
_ axla SeiZleba, vnaxo?
_ ra? oh, diax.
CanTaSi xelis faTuriT movZebne fotoaparati, su
raTebi gadavaTvaliere, olis foto vipove da kamera mi
vawode. sunTqvaSekruli velodi reaqcias an komentars.
_ sayvarelia, _ Tqva, _ marTlac kargia.
_ oh, momeciT ufleba, Cemi foto vnaxo, _ wamoiy
vira meganma, kamera xelidan gamostaca da TiTebi erT
droulad daaWira sxvadasxva Rilaks.
Zalian daviZabe. Cveulebriv, Cemi kuTvnilebis ga
ziarebaze problema arasodes mqonia, kalendrian saSo
bao Sokoladsac ki vunawileb xolme Cems Zmas, toms, ma
gram fotoaparati sxva sakiTxia; Cems nivTebs Soris is
yvelaze Zvirfasia; Cemi simSvidis garantiaa.
_ oh, RmerTo Cemo! peni! _ kivis megani, _ ra Cai
dine? gegoneba, ulvaSi mqondes! _ da kamera magidaze
daaxeTqa.
_ frTxilad, _ veubnebi me.
meganma mrisxaned Semomxeda, sanam kameras aiRebda
da Rilakebze wkapuns gaagrZelebda.
_ Cemi foto rogor wavSalo?
mciredi ZaldatanebiT gamovarTvi fotoaparati da
am dros mis Camosakid Rveds SemTxveviT frCxili ga
mosdo.
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_ auh! frCxili momtexe!

_ lamis kamera gamitexe.
_ sul esaa, rac gaRelvebs?! _ magidis sapirispiro
mxares mjdomi megani cecxlebs yris, _ ra Cemi bralia,
aseTi saSineli foto rom gadamiRe.
Cemgan damoukideblad Camoyalibda winadadeba: `ra
Cemi bralia, Sen maiZule, aknes gamo, am rakursiT gada
meRo foto~, _ Tumca, warmoTqmisgan Tavi Sevikave.
_ mec maCvene, _ miTxra olim da kamera gamomarTva.
roca olim sicili daiwyo, megani kidev ufro gaRi
zianda da damibRvira, me ki yelSi cremlebi momawva _
nacnobi SegrZneba iyo. Sevecade, nerwyvi gadameylapa,
Tumca SeuZlebeli aRmoCnda. Tavs magidasa da skams So
ris damwyvdeuliviT vgrZnobdi. gTxov, amjerad mainc
aRar gameordes igive _ uxmod mivmarTav sakuTar
Tavs. magram, mainc... daiwyo. mTeli sxeuli gamixurda,
veRar vsunTqavdi. moulodnelad, kedlebze gamofe
nili fotoebidan kinovarskvlavebma mzera momapyres;
musikaluri avtomatidan melodia autanlad xmamaRa
la gaisma; wiTeli skamebi TvalismomWrelad akaSkaSda.
mcdelobis miuxedavad, sakuTar sxeulze kontroli
davkarge. xelisgulebi gamioflianda da guliscema
amiCqarda.
`ho-ho-ho~ _ Sehyvira karTan mdgarma meqanikurma
Tovlis papam. mis xmas mxiaruli JReradoba daekarga
da muqarasaviT ismoda.
_ unda wavide, _ vTqvi xmadabla.
_ ki magram, fotosuraTze ra gadawyvite? _ megan
ma amoikvnesa da mbzinavi, muqi Tma xelis erTi mosmiT
gadaiyara ukan.
_ wavSli.
_ da Seni milqSeiki? _ mekiTxeba kira.
safulidan Tanxa amoviRe da magidaze davde, vime
dovnebdi, rom ver SeamCnevdnen, rogor mikankalebda
TiTebi.
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_ romelimem dalieT. axla gamaxsenda, rom dedas

unda mivexmaro, saxlSi davbrunde.
olim Semomxeda da ramdenime wams megona, rom saxeze
ukmayofileba gamoexata.
_ xval qalaqSi iqnebi? _ mkiTxa.
magidis meore mxares mjdomma meganma mrisxaned Se
xeda.
_ savaraudod, ki. _ imdenad mcxeloda, rom Tvale
bi damebinda.
aqedan unda wavide, Tanac axlave. am magidasTan ki
dev Tu damayovneben, darwmunebuli var, aucileblad
wamiva guli. maqsimalurad Sevecade, gzis gasaTavisu
fleblad olisTvis ar meyvira.
_ kargia, _ oli wamodga da kamera gamomiwoda. _ am
SemTxvevaSi iqneb, gnaxo kidec.
_ kargi.
tyupidan erT-erTma, danamdvilebiT ar vici, ro
melma, mkiTxa, kargad viyavi Tu ara, magram pasuxis ga
sacemad ar SevCerebulvar. sasadilodan Tavis daRweva
da bulvarSi gasvla rogorRac movaxerxe. jer Toliis
gamkivani xma momesma, Semdeg xmamaRali sicili. maRal
quslebze Semdgari, spreiT garujuli qalebis jgufi
Cemken moemarTeboda. dekembris miuxedavad, barbis
vardisfer maisurebSi gamowyobiliyvnen da erT-erT
maTgans marTvis mowmobis licenzirebis baraTi kiser
ze ekida. guli damimZimda da amovioxre. kidev erTi mi
zezi, romlis gamoc mZuls braitonSi cxovreba, _ go
gonebisa da vaJebis winasaqorwino wveulebebia, yovel
paraskevs rom imarTeba mTel qalaqSi. gza swrafad ga
davWeri da sanapiroze Cavedi. civi, susxiani qari qro
da; swored es mWirdeboda. svel kenWebze videqi, zRvas
gavyurebdi da velodi, rodis daamSvidebda Cems guls
zRvis moqceva.

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